Why are kids better than adults?

>>383950442

They aren't. Children are literally underdeveloped humans.

>>383950442
Their inner light is still bright.

They aren't. I could kick the shit out of kid version of me at any game

kids can forget about everything and just focus on the game

adults always have real life shit creeping from their mind and fucking their play

I could beat up like seven children right now, OP.

>>383950442
Better at losing and then crying about it, you mean.

They contain youthful blood that can be harvested and transfused to rejuvenate my decrepit husk.

they're not actually, they're worthless

>>383950442
They aren't tarnished yet

>>383950442
Because they watch oneyplays and know all the funni memes

>>383950442
depends on the game. if we're playing some button-masher baby game like Smash Bros. or casual garbage like Overwatch, then yeah, a kid could probably beat me. If we're playing something that actually requires intelligence like DotA, Starcraft, etc. then I will mop the floor with junior.

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>>383950442
>psone controller

>>383950442
They're not, we're all equally worthless.

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>>383950821
>they ripped the rubber off the analog sticks