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>>383940292
whats the best version of Resident Evil (PS1)?
I heard the Dual Shock version has the gore but the music is terrible and the opposite for the original Director's cut. Are there any other differences between the two?
İn less than 5 minutes we'll reach the optimal altitude for seagull deployment
>>383941789
director's cut
you get literally everything across the board from all versions of the first game
>>383942039
Director's Cut still has arranged mode, right? Also a training mode?
>>383942327
Yes, it has both.
>>383941789
REmake
>whats the best version of Resident Evil (PS1)?
>(PS1)
>>383942560
PS...X?
prove me wrong on any of these
>>383942845
>not updating to the best iteration of Rebecca yet
>>383942560
yeah, REmake
>>383943024
>still looks like an ugly boy
no point
>>383943136
i don't remember the remake ever being available on the playstation
>>383942560
A senpai told me I need to play the original to fully appreciate what made REmake special.
>>383944093
It's on the PS3 anon. UK and US.
>>383943216
>boy
>>383944329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljW9q94_uA8
It's required playing material, yes.
>>383944665
ugly boy (female(male))
Is RE7 really that short? I just hit the wrecked ship at like 8 hours in and I'm figuring I've gotta be pretty close to the end now. Maybe I'm just misremembering things, but I feel like RE1/REmake was even longer than this.
>>383944954
>muh Clock Tower
>>383942845
Before she succumbed to the disease and her skin putrified, zombie girl was clearly hot as fuck. Im just saying what we all thought as lads looking at that instruction booklet. Look how she was dressed in the middle of Spetember, little slut!i bet her parent loved her, i bet she had a nice boyfriend and was getting good grades in highschool. I bet she lay dying on a hospital bed somewhere that september in 1998, convulsing in a state of fear and confusion as her last memories wiped from her hemorrhaging brain. F
>>383944665
>/v/ preffers a version of a character that is nearly 40 than her barley legal teen counterpart
Wew. What's wrong? Still all mad about canon hapa rebecca?
>>383945264
REmake is 6-7 hours long IIRC. Come to think of it, most survival horrors rarely cross the 10h barrier. Silent Hill 2 is what, 5 hours?
>>383945738
>barley
I prefer wheat, thanks.
>>383940292
when the fuck is this shit gonna be released?
>>383945294
>thinking its not just about posting what was the most perfect beauty in the world at that time rather than refrencing the two Jennifers from a shit horror movie and a bretty cool vidya
It wouldn't be an RE thread without some old fashioned connely posting.
>>383945532
>look how she was dressed in the middle of september, little slut
was probably working out or playing sports, didn't deserve what happened to her
>>383946094
How was Phenomena shitty? Sure, not Argento's best movie by a long shot, but come on... Iron Maiden and Motorhead in a campy 80s flick? Doesn't get much better than that.
>>383945873
Can't handle the canon that is Rebecca's white dad cock spurted into a japanese woman and birthed another glorious hapa?
>>383942845
Your ranking is off.
Downloaded Resident Evil Revelations 2 and my bro is coming over tomorrow to play some splitscreen, what am I in for
>>383946547
A really solid spin-off, but they kind of overplayed the whole "island on the Bumfucknowhere Ocean" schtick. Those new RE games are all good in co-op, so you won't get disappointed.
Resident Evil 4 is the BEST Resident Evil
end of discussion
>>383946547
>>383946780
You guys could try switching roles every now and then, the game has the stupid 'I'm not a gun person so I melee, you do the guns' but other than that, expect a wild ride.
>>383946417
>>383945738
Is she from the Musical or whatever.
>>383946129
>didn't deserve what happened to her
None of them did anon. None of them did.mabey chief Iorns.
>100,000 citezens spent weeks succumbing to a horrifying hemoregic brain killing disease
>their children, all too young, likely all died rather than succesfully turn into zombies
>those that lived but did not escape barricaded themselves into their homes, listening to others scream in agony as they were gang eaten alive ass first
>until they were all eventually scorched out of experince
>HEY. IT'S UP TO US TO STOP UMBRELLA FAG.
>*ROLL CREDITS, CUE BALLIN DAD ROCK
Playing through RE2 right now, where's the clock tower of the police station? I've got the golden gear, I know I need to use it to get the other half of the Jaguar stone.
>>383945738
Becky is white.
>>383945264
Pretty sure REmake was roughly the same.
My first playthrough on Re1/Remake was roughly 7 - 8 hrs.
>>383947137
>Is she from the Musical or whatever
How new r u? Auyumi Hamasaki was a model and singer who literally became the face model for Rebecca in 2003 for Resident Evil 0. The thing you are talking about was a stage play featuring Asuka Rin as Rebecca chambers in 2015. This pic is of Hamasaki. She is Rebeccas in game face.
>>383947189
>Hey council we should save those citiz-
>O-okay you just nuked it.
It makes sense from a containing the outbreak standpoint.
But in your case, yeah that would be terrifying to experience.
>>383947289
Sure she is. At least 50% white anyway chum.
Why is it taking THIS FUCKING LONG for Not a Hero?
>>383945927
never
>>383947765
>>383947856
> implying <100% white girl can love coffee mocha frappacinno this much.
>>383940292
>not sexy resident evil men
>>383947798
I really want REmake 2 to capture the horror situation of the everday lives of citezens. Since RE5 id say, its become impossible to care because you are too busy cartwheel kicking everyone, but back in the orginal days, RE2 & RE3 were more horrifying for the evidence of human panic and death left in the pre rendered backrounds than anything else. Those backrounds really told a story.
>>383947251
you can go to the third floor through the library in the second floor. that one where the floor crumbles and you fall down the balcony
>>383947289
W-what do you think those lips taste like boys? Are they soft? And that neck...
>>383948646
thanks anon
>>383948156
I feel like the could've done something like this in outbreak.
>>383948681
I think those lips do taste like boys
Becky is thirsty!
>>383949365
She looks like shes getting ready to barf.Or swallow a load
What was the point of Kenneth's tape? I was expecting there to be some earth-shattering revelation on it, but it was just Kenneth getting eaten by zombies. Was it just there to troll the player into expecting something more?
>>383949493
Nonsense. Becky is dedicated to studying science and have no time for boys. She is 100% pure.
>>383946536
And your drinking dessert
I want to kiss Jill
>>383949195
o-only because she kissess so many boys silly! She has lots of boyfriends! She is just so popular!
>s.t.a.r.s gang goes out for regular drinks.
>hey, lets bring the new recruit guys!
>at work, rebecca is a cute teen, helpful, caring and honest. And boy oh boy smart (maybe as smart as the captain...)
>when Rebecca is out of work though, she kinda dressess like... A hoe (as jill likes keeps pointing out to all of us)
>everytime rebecca drinks too much
>is way to loud
>snorts like a pig when she laughs at forrests rude jokes (hes gonna try it man i swear)
>cries when she drops her deli food at the end of the night.
>dissapears with two nerd guys about her age, after thry buy her new food.
>back at their flat
>she takes off all her slut cloths with no shyness
>she sucks both their dicks together while she sticks her middle finger up her own ass
>she lets them both spurt from their erect throbbing cocks all over her hair, in her mouth and tits together (obviously) moaning to herself about some guy called (alfie? Albert? Her dad or boss?)
>they finish off all together with one of them in her pink, the other in her asshole
>they both snuggle her on the sweat soaked matteress
>next day
>rebecca back at work being super cute and helpful like mothing happens.
>this is every month.
>>383948030
I like how Steve sounds Canadian just to make him that much more hate-able. Really nice attention to detail.CVX isn't a bad RE game, you can't prove me wrong.
>>383950313
>this pic
Those movies are a gift
>>383950447
Wesker is /ourguy/ for a good reason.
>>383950447
>>383950676
>Wesker mid teleport cacels in front of Claire and back hands her like she owes him money
You got me good with that a day or two ago
BECCY IS ONLY FOR OUR GUY
>>383950935
Oh shit that was you. I know I'm a faggot for screen capping my own post but I figured someone else might get use of it. Whichever anon did pic related won the thread though.
Is that Jill??
>>383949365
She gon' regret that later...
I hope this isn't CHRIS' blood.
>>383950313
I'm still preparing myself to properly play CV, tank controls are hell for casual like me but i need to do this for my boy
>>383941789
The DS port
>>383950973
>we all mocked that one anons idea that Rebecca dressed up for Wesker in that photo and gave it to him to keep
>in an alternative timeline where Wesker is COMPLETE in 1998 he literally chooses Rebecca as his assistant and even chose out a little anime dress up outfit for her so she would match his outfit
HE LITERALLY FELT COMPELLED TO DRESS HER UP HIMSELF. Yeah nah, she was fucking the boss the whole time in that little office after hours.
anyone else keep track of their best times? my best REmake time is 1h59m with jill.
i stopped trying to improve after i got under two hours.
>>383951280
Good luck when you finally do, anon. Don't worry about the tank controls, the basic zombies from CVX are the easiest to dodge in the series. Not a bad starting point.
>>383951070
Ah, cuck claire posting. Last year the three big ones were no way fags, cuck clairs and conelly posting. RE threads were the best last year.
>>383951472
Given what we now know about Wesker I'd say he was just creepily attached to her. I mean the guy is literally the edgy kid from high school who thought he was better than everyone else.
You're ALL going to die down here
>Zero has you alongside a team mate 90% of the time
>Doesn't have two player co op as an option.
>>383951472
How do you think an 18 year old medical student got a position in STARS. Even if she was some kind of prodigy, you'd think academia would want her talent more that a specialized elite police force. Clearly she had to explain her extensive medical knowledge on the D Virus for her interview.
>decide to do no green herb run
>realize i can only use first aid sprays
>badly manage them and got stuck on the big spider for 20 minutes
>missed the sub 3 hour run by those 20 minutes
REEEEEEEEEE
>>383951693
t. C-CHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>383951787
You can do it anon
>>383951528
2h03m for me with Jill
>>383941789
REsident evil directors cut non-dulashock/greatest hits version
>>383951787
you dont even need to fight the spider. just run past him and knife the door. you should be able to do this without being poisoned.
When creating The rebecca cowgirl costume, Capcom oddly reused assetts from Jills lower half without shrinking them down to normal size.
You can see this for yourself clearly if you have Resident evil 0HD. Scroll through all if her alt costumes and you will see that Only with the cowgirl costume, Rebecca is carrying way more ass, wider hips and her lower half is thicker in general, oweing to the cut and pasting from Jill, a bigger, thicker older woman.
Sorry about that guise, for your comparison see:
>>383951813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPKQsTnYDeo
>Gorilla Chris is best Chris.
>still can't beat RE4 without deaths
>closest I've went was one death to the boulder cutscene in the beginning
i don't have the autism to do it again
>>383952169
Now compare to this:
>Umbrella has two fairly large facilities no less than 30 miles outside of Raccoon City
>Requires a luxury train with sleeping cars and a five star restaurant to transport their workers to these facilities,
>Even though you can practically see the city lights from said facilities.
>>383952326
>"Wesker, how shall we dispose of your rookie kid? She is currently in the marshalling yard. If any one were to fi-"
>"SEND A HIGHLY CONTAIGIOUS HUNTER WITHIN THOSE CITY LIMITS"
Anyone have tips for knifing the elder crimson head?
whatever
>>383952645
>I don't even know this kid
DID YOU SEND OUT THOSE INVITATIONS! I TOLD YOU NO MORE THAN FEEFTY PEOPLE!
>>383952645
>I wonder how Leon's doing
reminder only /ourgirl/ managed to conquer and made leon go scubba diving
>play through jill scenario in REmake
>forget every time i can burn corpses with flame rounds
Why the fuck is RE6 so fucking bad? Im already on Ada's campaign and its been fucking dogshit so far. Beat all the othrr campaigns and its also been dogshit. Every final boss is terrible, plot is barely there and endings are super disappointing.
Dont even try telling me its a great action game because it isnt. Ive never met a more boring enemy in videogames than the j'avo
Also how did leon know tht sherry and jake were trapped in the underwater facility? And where the facility was located
>Jill's Exposure to the T-Virus has effectively stopped her aging
>She will be a hot late twenty something forever.
>>383952847
>muh sibling
>same VA
Literally just blonde Helena.
>>383952847
Compared to Ashley's ballistics those puppies are nuclear warheads.
>>383952972
you are not playing with a friend
5 and 6 are the peak of coop games
>>383952797
What went wrong?
>>383952972
>Dat dragged on Simmons battles.
WHY WON'T YOU DIEEEEEE
Do not open.Seriously.
>>383953092
Meth.
>>383952976
Literally the perfect waifu.
>>383953086
No i already played some levels with a friend and its still dogshit. The game is just a glorified shooting gallery with extremely boring enemies
>"Mr. Simmons! Is it true? Did you have something to do with the outbreak involving the president's death?"
>"No. Don't be ridiculous Agent Birkin. Arrest Agent Kennedy for treason so we can sort this out lawfully."
Literally all he had to say to win.
>>383953092
>light has left her eyes
>bruised sockets
>looks worn down
>lips look she just got punched
I love the beat down women
>>383953092
20+ years of being cuntblocked.
>>383953256
>1996
>Jill's outfit is some cool made up tacticool shit with pads and a beret. Original hairstyle is long but notted under the beret with bangs left to give a bizzare short hair look
>1998
Jill is forever coined with short hair bob she would continue to carry and be known for for years to come
>2002
>Jill tacticool outfit perfected and hair changed to the by now default and accepted RE3 bob hairstlye
>2008
>Jill now just wears a sports cap and has a generic LONG ponytail
What the fuck capcom. She was so iconic before.
>>383953195
>That moment when you see Mr.X wake up for the first time during door transition
I literally shat myself then
>>383952976
Not at all true but ok.
>>383953680
He gets me every time he busts through the wall.
The does it again after you leave the room.
>dude just use the door, its 5 feet away.
>>383953629
>just 23 years old and beautiful
What had any of you achived by the age of just 23? Bet being gorgeous wasn't one of em.
Remember when RE6 had a prequel manga and Claire showed up only to be cuntblocked and BTFO'd by an entirely different Chinese woman who also ended up being a spy?
>>383953806
>He gets me every time he busts through the wall.
>The does it again after you leave the room
Reminds me of someone else...
>>383953810
>What had any of you achived by the age of just 23?
I was working in a biochem lab that had just gotten a 10 million dollar research grant.
>>383953407
>The president was going to reveal what we did in Raccoon city, and that would be a political suicide for the US, so I decided to create a SECOND incident and nuke another city to hidr said incident!"
>>383953929
>t. Birkin
>>383948062
Everything here looks fine in a dumb enjoyable way except the part where they run in a little circle shooting at each other's footprints.
>>383953931
>wanted to fuck Ada
>made a clone of Ada to fuck
>never actually fucked said clone of Ada
Simmons was retarded.
>>383953986
You joke but now I work for Pfizer making vaccines.
>>383953806
>The door? Like a peasant?
Is it just me or is Zero a lot easier than REMake?
>>383953931
>Simmons is part of the family that desires world stability
>for some reason invested in bioweapons research even though they're nearly impossible to control and something always goes wrong
>nukes Raccoon city and instead of learning a lesson, creates even more volatile bioweapons
The C-Virus BOWs were going to help with creating a stable world how exactly????
>>383953929
Wow Birkin, you really showed me. All I have to compete with isa loving supportive wife and two daughters who I love and take care of every day as a providing husband and father. I didn't even experiment on them or anything.
>>383954302
The only real hard part about 0 is the inventory management.
>>383954104
Did you also fuck your big titted dotting lab assistant and now think it's okay to dress your poor teenage kid in a sailor outfit too?
>>383952270
Oh hey, you're right.
>>383954359
And did you hear what he "did to her"? Got her pregnant too, his daughter of all people. Tried to claim "mutation". Fucking mid-west.
>>383954423
>Just drop errthing on the floor
On the plus side every room is your item box.
>Bethesda posted some TEW2 images today
>one of how Juli Kidman looks like now
>looks more like Julia Voth than any modern Resident Evil game does, without actually straight up using her face
>>383954430
No. There are no women in the lab except for one Indian girl who I am 100% positive is just a diversity hire to check a box. Also the lab procedures regarding safety are so absurd that I'm positive whoever designed them specifically did so to avoid anything like RE ever happening.
>>383954480
Dam right im right.
>>383954601
Umbrella was a mistake. Good thing the "buddy system" I have can fix it.
Baby, I love you.
>>383954894
>>383954680
All that runnin' around with Billy must of given her 10/10 Thighs by the time she got to the mansion.
>>383954651
This book both terrifies and facinates me. Thank god for modern quarentine proceedures.
>>383955030
>red9
>bolt action rifle
Anyone who doesn't get an erection from using and reloading either of those is basically homosexual.
>>383942845
>nigger anywhere near top
555 come on now
>>383955065
For just one outfit tho? The big ass "mistake" only affects cowgirl which even carried over to Zero and they STILL didn't correct her rump size.
How ironic all those Jill haters that proclaimed Rebeccas ass as just as good were actually...
>>383955030
>>383955179
>sold authentic Red9's for the equivalent of less than $200 USD
Why can't he be real?
>>383948062
the gun fu in this movie was so fucking retarded
>>383955083
Funny you post that since most of the work we're doing now relates to hemorrhagic fevers and parasitic diseases like Malaria. Africa is a shithole by the way, don't go there.
Don't mind me, just sweeping up the place. Also fuck the new games that have skills or weapon parts, I want to upgrade my shit again.
Gentle reminder that new Rebecca Chambers has an UNDERBITE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>383955347
>Africa is a shithole by the way, don't go there.
Obvs. Funny thing is, growing up i knew all about Ebola but had no idea Marbug was a thing. I wonder what the next "ebola" will be, the worse thing that ebola could do for the long term is mutate and become "less lethal" in the number it kills therby increasing its chance of spreading. I hear it still 99.9% DESTROYS apes and gorrilas though, so hopefully we never encounter a disease that does that to us.
>>383954009
Why does Ada ruin everything
>>383949538
it's there to be spoopy
>>383955465
Removing the RE4 upgrade system and using a mission select menu to remove a sense of progress and progression was RE5's only real sin IMO.
>>383955483
Eh? Explain.
>>383955704
>Wesker in the background on the screen
it's the little things
>>383948062
How does an arms dealer who is about 50 pounds lighter fight and win against a professional soldier of fortune who has battled and won against impossible odds?
>>383956090
He didn't win.
>>383956076
Ashley must have stank by the time Leon showed up. No change of clothes, no shower and she was probably shitting in a bucket.
>>383956076
>>383956523
MUERE MUERE MUERE MUERE MUERE MUERE MUERE MUERE
>>383951813
STOP LAUGHING CHRIS
>Leon's thousand yard stare in the attache case screen
Ever get the feeling he was that one edgy kid that drew anime that everyone was convinced would be a school shooter?
>>383956741
Never did until now. But look at how successful he became. Now the cool kids are the nerds.
>>383956076
Fun fact, Ahsley is not wearing plain white cotton briefs at all... They are a sexy lace.
>>383955347
Have you made the T-Virus by "accident" yet?
Why the fuck is the Ecliptic Express's braking system so needlessly complex. I drive trains for a living and all you need is a lever to engage the brakes.
>>383956942
>look how successful he became
>he hasn't seen Vendetta yet
>>383956950
Well she's the president's daughter. She can afford the good stuff.
>>383956950
I like to think Leon's tacticool butler outfit from RE6 is something Ashley designed as uniforms for Secret Service agents as some kind of elaborate revenge for denying her the chance to carry the next generation of American super soldiers in her womb. This uniform change somehow miraculously survived administration change after administration change and is quickly on it's way to becoming a beloved American tradition.
>>383957306
Ashley is (or was) the President at some point, so she could very easily have implemented that. Also ordered Leon to have sex with her.
>REmake actually has different walking animations for walking up and down stairs
Its the little things.
>>383957306
I thought that. Of ALL the things he could have changed into, he decided to pick out a button down shirt for under his kevlar vest but not tuck it in.
>>383957443
I also like to think the president made an executive order for Leon to impregnate his daughter exactly 5 minutes into reading the after action report. There's no way you hear one of your agents singlehandedly murders 1/3rd of the population of Not-Spain with nothing more than Suplexes, jump kicks, and equipment procured on site and not want those genes in your grandchildren.
>Leon will never have that drink with Mike.
Fighting El Gigante with Ashley was rough.
I just beat the HD remaster. I hadn't played the first game since the late 90s, but I feel as remasters go it wasn't bad.
Red pill me on how terrible is actually was. I l know the cheesy dialogue was changed to slightly less cheesy (cheeto) dialogue.
>No master of unlocking
I still had fun.
Did anyone else feel that RE7 wasn't that scary? The only parts of 7 that even got me slightly spooked were the prologue and the part where you have to get the arm from the altar. It feels like they focused entirely on making it scary for VR, so that it doesn't really feel that bad on a regular display.
>>383957950
1. It's not a just a remaster, it's a straight up remake. Made fifteen years ago. Not even like an N-Sane Trilogy way, it's a completely different game using the framework the original left, to subvert expectations of fans of the original.
2. The HD port is shit, especially since the backgrounds look like garbage as the assets are no longer at Capcom. Luckily, the models in REmake were already high quality as is. They were even reused as far a RE5.
>>383946547
hit's a ceiling really quickly. They did the best they could with what felt like no budget and recycled assets,but it's still pretty shallow. Whatever, Barry's the best
>>383957443
>Ashley is (or was) the President at some point
wait what
Will REmake2 be 3D OTS or 2D fixed camera
>>383957443
wut m8
>>383951563
that's actually a pretty cool art style
>>383958531
>>383959110
It was a popular rumor around the time RE6 was releasing, but is not the case.
>>383951719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnglxHaB6SY
>>383959314
Neat. Can we post these again, like the last thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0RHVqEyLGM
So just what is HUNK?
>>383959592
A pretty cool guy. Eh collects the samples and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>383959314
>the snake hiss
>then the music
Holy kek it was lifted straight out of the original game and unedited
>>383954330
At least he got rid of the chinks. He at least broke even with that.
>>383959592
The "boba fett" of the resident evil series.
>>383959080First person with less enemies and hiding like RE7
>>383959592
He's Redfield
>tfw going through Rev 2 since I got it on the summer sale
I beat episode 2 and I'm already losing the will to play. Is it just me being shitty or is the game just kind of not compelling?
>>383963885
The game isn't too compelling, but shit goes down in the 3rd and 4th episodes that's actually interesting.
>>383955179
>Not using Red9
>instant homo
Step aside fool, real gangstas stick with the basics
I DESPISE CHRIS
>backhands Claire
>cracks her skull open with his foot
>matrix jumps out of the area
What did he mean by this?
>>383946536
Google czech casting anna
thank me later boyo
>>383942845
Wrong
I wouldn't mind if she made a comeback
>>383966347
Nice try, Claire
>>383965320
He had a brief flashback to his high school days.
>>383966689
Ada is shit and you know it
>>383966389
Why did people hate her? Because she cursed a lot? She reminded me of Heather from Silent Hill 3.
>>383966965
Literally perfect.
>>383967290
>used up vagina from whoring out to john, ben, wesker, etc
>cucks anybody that won't pay her or give her info
>only keeps leon around because he's a high ranking government agent
>probably has stds
>high heels and long dress
Yeah, no
>>383967087
They hate her because she isn't a cuck or a whore
>>383966818
Fuck, that guy actually looks like a prepubescent Wesker.
Posting best girl
>>383967290
Can't go wrong with Wong
>>383968710
Literally never happening
>>383968784
Give them time anon. Give them time.
>>383969024
>vergil is right next to leon and ada
Is this a subliminal message at how the main story will never ever talk about that?
>>383941789
the pc version I suppose but good luck getting it to run properly
>>383941789
>original
Has best music, but lacks the extra difficulty
>director's cut
Best music and extra difficulty
>saturn
Battle mode, best music, and 2 Tyrants
>director's cut dualshock
Shit music and extra difficulty, PSN version
>pc version
If you have a computer from '96, check it out
>>383948156
thanks for making me remember these two poor souls
>>383969143
Maybe
>>383969442
fun fact, the original 1st wave release on ps1 had the hardest hunters of the entire series. That shit hurt as a kid.
>>383948030
THE
GOHDAN
LOOGAHS
>>383951472
SAUCE PLEASE I USED SEARCH CANT FIND THE SAUCE PLS
>>383955225
Sheva is pure, sweet, gentle and perfect
just because her skin is a darker tone than others doesn't mean you have to be mean