Are there any vidya characters that could kill SCP-682?

>>383934151

Heaven Ascended Dio from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Eyes oc Heaven

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Maxwell

>>383934151
Halo

>>383934151
Anyone that weaponized dividing by zero.

>>383934151
A sufficiently upgraded MegaMan character

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>>383934151

All new scps are loli garbage or marysue power trips. The only good ones are the ones that were written at the beginning. All it is now is that scp 1000 is a god in the shape of a 10 year old girl who could sneeze and wipe out humanity but also has to be raped daily because it's written by some pedo fuck who wrote the only scp able to neutralize the loligod and it's obvious the neutralizer is a self insert.

The only good ones are about being or entities or objects with limited powers like the DVDs that you can talk to but can only do so 50 times.

> why don't they just throw him into outer space

>>383934803
who the fuck is that

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>>383934151

all scps are garbage

>>383935029
Thats Horseshit
But I believe it

>>383935213
Jackie Chan

>>383935198
>secure, contain, protect
*thinking*

>>383935279
nigga that's galactus.

>>383934151
Demonbane.

Shiki.

>>383935198
they tried that, it came back

>>383935279
This one fucking sucks, the idea is to be the most real posible and not fucking powertrips like this

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EZ

>>383935567
that one is also not real.

>>383935029
>>383935292
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000
Nah.

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>>383934151
>killed everything, then killed god
she can do it.

>>383935279
>their

>>383935649
Oh then we cool

>>383935567
This is correct 95 percent of scps are trash

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>>383934151
what is that

>>383935029
Thought they had a rule where no subject could be as "Mary Sue" as Cain or some shit, even though the definition of Mary Sue here is pretty much "don't make them an epic mcbadass superhero "

>>383935198
There is a scenario where they did that he grew giant wings iirc and glided back.
>I assume they were some sort of solar wings

>>383935717
It was an example of the poor quality of writing not an actual scp.

>>383935029
The best ones are safe items with weird anomalous properties like the basketball video that every time you play it the players are aware that they are trapped inside

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>>383934151

>>383935959
they do, he's talking out his ass. A lot of new scp's are great
See SCP 3125 if you wanna see a super overpowered scp done right

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>that scp that was a replay of a basketball game where the people in it became aware it was a groundhog day type deal and started reacting to it, forming tribes, raping and killing each other
Kinda would like a game based around that idea

>>383936059
You're small time

>>383934151
Isn't it supposed to be the "fuck you" scp to stop people from creating scps that are stronger than pervious scps

>>383935576
>adapts to lose all constraints from boundaries engulfing the entire universe and all of existence.

hm....

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>>383936098
>>383936043
fucking hivemind
you my nigga

>>383934151
Madara Uchiha

>>383935959
There is an unwritten rule about it but there is also a gatekeeper of sorts.

682.

If you make "the totally ultimate anime universe killer who is awesome and can kill 682 without even blinking, is also actually god" then the foundation by default would never let it happen just in case it didn't work and 682 got stronger.

So all 682 killers are null and void by default and therefore pointless.

682 is a way of keeping the retarded overpowered stuff down.

>>383935279
>Tall as 3 planet earths

SCP-2122 Is small as fuck

>>383936043
>>383936098
That one is easily my favorite, SCP-1733.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

>>383935279
that's a cool idea I guess but horribly written

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>>383934151
Oh sweet a SCP thread

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>>383936098
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

>Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
>Subject: D-504-3
>Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
>Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.

>>383934151
Jackie Chan,the stunt master

>>383935279
>>383935843
>and is most likely and ancestor

>>383935029
please give me a link to that dvd DCP i don't believe you

>>383935435
/thread

>>383934151
Wasn't the joke that it was wolverine?

>>383936478
>>383935029
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

>>383934151
Doom Guy. He'd shoot rockets into its brain.

>>383935953
The rotten corpse of a whale

>>383934151
what's the kirk on this thing

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>>383936362
>symbols have been comprimised

>>383936225
>>383936098
>>383936043
Feels like I've read these posts before

>>383934524
this
he would just slap some kind of disarming adjective on SCP-682 and move on with his day
might even be able to make it cute

bzzz

>>383935029
And I thought that one guy who started writing his insert dating a scp until he got caught was bad

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/random:random-scp

You and a random SCP gets transported to the last videogame you played.

how fucked are you?

>>383936417
>Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken.
Holy shit that's amazing

I would think that a furnace would be enough.

>>383936061
what's the secret to the number pad?

>>383936776
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2007
Interdimentionally fucked

>>383936859
>SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated.

>That one D-class that went full doomguy on a bunch of SCP demons in a barn

A real human bean.

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Post favorite SCP's.
Good story, or good SCP.
Or ones you want to fuck, like mine :
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811

>>383936713
>it learns to erase scribblenaut adjectives
>it learns to use scribblenaut powers for itself

>>383936978
sauce?

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>>383936225
>>383936318

>>383935279
It's like a comic book-binging ten year-old was given a laptop.

>>383936549
Not that one but it's pretty good I was referring to http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-315

>>383936759
>until he got caught was bad
What?

>>383936937
it's 5 five times, no idea where he hid it, doesn't look like it's in the page source or anything, just checked the "discussion" section they have about stories and he mentioned it

>>383934151

No. Can't kill what's already dead.

>>383936776
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2007
>SCP-2007 is a sapient memetic phenomenon
game over.

Final Fantasy 2 (not 4, 2.) if that makes things worse.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3045

>>383937186
He thought the SCP he mentioned was bad until he saw the replied SCP.

>>383936478
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-315

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>>383937263
>>383936940
wait, what? are you me?

Here's a fun game.

Go here :
http://www.scp-wiki.net/random:random-scp

You now own/command this SCP.

How fucked are you / us ?

>>383936940
>>383937263
This thread is getting spooky

>>383937012
>Maxwell applies omnipotent adjective to himself
>erases it from every point of all existence
wow that was hard. Also, no, you can't adapt to omnipotence you fucking child

>>383937040
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983
One of my favorite pure horror ones

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j

I never understood scps, are they all in the same universe?

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>>383934151
THE REAL QUESTION IS
WHAT SCP COULD STOP D-14134?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983

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The fact that php image of 087 changes randomly freaked me the fuck out

>>383937462
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999-j

>>383936776
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038
strafe
I guess i can clone ammo and armor and shit and break the game that's cool

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>>383934151

>>383936776
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3096
>Some random Agent caught in a never ending 20 year loop of traveling back in time and containing an object causing the time paradox over and over
>Killing Floor 2
I don't think it affects anything. This one is only Keter not because its dangerous but because how difficult what it effects is to contain.

But can any video game character defeat Madara Uchiha? And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>383937392
>038
I have a tree that clones shit, fuck yeah. Literally free pocket pussies and dildos for everyone.

>>383937392
> SCP-038
Feels good, man.

>>383935962
>wings working in the void of space
That scp is total bullshit and the writer is a talentless hack.
>my furry oc that can't be killed xD

>>383937413
682 has literally adapted to omnipotence, as multiple "omnipotent" scp refuse to touch that thing, since it's whole point is to be a hard counter to everything to prevent anyone from writing their own "the strongest" scps
>NUH UH MY OMNIPOTENT CHARACTER WOULD TOTALLY BEAT YOURS
>I'm the child
lmao

>>383937509
Good question. Short answer is 'kinda'.
There is no objective reality in the SCP universe. A god being is constantly changing it by making anomalies out of arbitrarily chosen objects.

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>>383937662
>>383937663
>>383937639
something is wrong

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>>383935029
Reminder that a literal meme was made into an SCP which references Lazy Town and Game Grumps

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3006

The interview at the end is with Jon Tron

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>>383937671
Well I think what they are going for is solar sails

>>383937509
To sum it up while not talking about everyone's head canon yes everything exists in the same universe a large part of it involves testing shit with other shit like check the SCP 914 page it has a few SCPs tested with it

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>>383937705
>A god being

>that human reef thing that buttraped one of the agents to infect it
>censored because some mod's girlfriend was full sjw to be "a crack on the wrist" instead of "the waste exhaust port"
>doesn't make any sense that the inspection would miss part of the suit's hand, where hazardous materials would most likely interact with as opposed to the poop chute "no one checked"
>removes some of the sexual subtext that made the story creepier
>also removed that humanizing part/samus reveal where the team hazed the newbie by stealing the CO's pantsu and he admitted it and begged forgiveness while they were trapped dying, now he steals her shorts or something
blech

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>>383937392
>some dogs that walk on water

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>>383937004
Never read better idea than this one
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087

This anon knows the truth >>383937584

>you'll never die scared and alone as a member of a MTF unit

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www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2751
Blazblue
I could kill all these dogs as terumi so im good.

>>383937392
>>383937757
I think the random button is broken. It's giving everyone the same thing.

>>383937004
>>383936318
Pure Kino

>>383937641
10 year* loop

>>383934151
Kirby

>>383937951
>>383937584
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035

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I swear there's this one SCP where the page has a jumpscare or screamer. Spooked me once.

>>383937509
There is no real canon in the SCP foundation and its interpretation is up to the individual author.

My head canon is that the SCP Foundation is set over a number of parallel dimensions, which is why there may be inconsistencies between articles and how the foundation can keep so many world ending anomalies in control.

>>383937705
There IS a god-like being in the SCP premises. Cannot be contained, and just goes and does as it pleases, merely humoring the SCP by hanging around and talking with its personnel.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-343

>>383936776
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1372
>Mount & Blade Warband
I'll be fine as long as i don't go aboard a ship .

>>383937702
>Doesn't understand what omnipotence means
please stop. If a truly omnipotent being was unable to do something do you know what that fucking means?

It's not omnipotent you fucking faggot.

If you wanna argue that omnipotence wouldn't work (which it would you actual tard) Maxwell can just summon Cosmic Armor Superman who would magic main character plot armor power his way to victory

>>383936776
Last game I played was Animal Crossing

I got SCP-1283, which is an old radio that will start speaking to anyone who has listened to it for more than 15 minutes and gives them seemingly random orders that they feel the need to perform.

I guess I just stick it in a trashcan since that just erases it from existence.

>>383937917
Didn't they have a challenge to make the most messed up "non-data redacted" story for this?

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You have accessed a thread with anomalous SCP randomizer properties.

>>383936098
Well, there's that porn game where you play as a hero that's been trapped in a loop of "saving the day" for I don't know how long

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>>383935029
>All new scps are loli garbage or marysue power trips.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3001

>>383937392
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2575

... so, a statue in orbit that changes shape every few weeks? Seems relatively harmless/useless.

>>383936776
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-016
>Rainbow Six Siege
Pretty good If i can get a lucky mutation that makes me bulletproof.
But considering how this works i'll end up with a giant sledge

>>383935029
Complain all you want but http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2599 is cute

And has the power to kill 682 but got cockblocked on a technicality

>>383937917
the upper staff of SCP Foundation are the reason for its decline in the first place
It all started going to shit the moment people started writing more about Able and Iris was made, not to mention the self-insert staff having power level fights with each other using SCPs
I heard they've reigned it in a fair deal nowadays, but the damage is done, it's much more of a grab bag than it was before and you're way more likely to get shitty SCPs in the vast amount of them

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how can you be a grown ass manchild and still believe in this shit

>>383938191
if a sword that could break anything struck a shield that could block any blow which would win?

neither, it causes a paradox, which is exactly what 682 does every time it breaths.

now stop applying logic to fucking extra dimensional paranormal fiction.

>>383937948
Well-written Safe SCPs are the best on the site
prove me wrong

>still no doom wad for that one spc where a D-class went and and rip and teared the fuck out of it
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1983

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935
One of my favorites
What exactly was it though? Was he actually death himself after he comes out of the cave? Or does he BRING death over with him?

>>383935029
>posting shit pasta written by a triggered tumblrina that is also wrong

Just fuck off, will you? And procedure 110-montauk doesn't necessarily mean rape. It's something much worse actually. It's enough that the original writer already caved in to your stupid demands and re-edited it.

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>>383935279
>corrupted nature to it, with deadness, and corrosion
Deadness?

>>383937392
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-774
A virus that removes bones and fucks up your skull,cool as fuck.

>>383938228
SYNAPTIC TRIGGER WARNING

>>383938043
this

Am I the only one that really enjoyed the Anti-Memetic stories? The concept of them are really neat.
While memetic SCPs are neat, the thought of a being/thing that actively tries to ERASE itself from your perception or memory is just great.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471
>tfw no stalking demon gf

>>383938481
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2305

keller came back

>>383938191
are you actually autistic or something? 682's entire purpose is to stop aspies like you from pulling "muh omnipotence"
and even with his scribblepowers adding "omnipotent" doesn't actually make maxwell omnipotent by your own definition as there's tons he can't do
step back and understand you are getting mad over fictional character powerlevel dickwaving, then kill yourself

>>383938383
>needing to needing to believe in something to enjoy it
I guess nobody can like breaking bad over 18

>>383935279
A good rule of thumb is to look at the ratings.
If it's ANYTHING below 0 just fucking skip it immediately. They get put up for deletion anyway.

Is there a Keter-class SCP that's actually safe, but can fuck you up if you cross it?

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>>383936098
>yfw First recorded deviation in arena light to a deep red color.

>>383938383
Are you retarded or just baiting for (You)s?

>>383938664
You'd guess right.

>>383935279
>First thing it mentions is that is indescribable
>Description section has four paragraphs

Don't need to read further to know it's shit

>>383938415
>Paradox
>Omnipotence
One of these is above logic, the other is caused by a conflict of logic. Now which fucking wins?

The answer to the question could God make a rock too heavy for him to lift is yes, and then God could lift it anyway because logic means fuck all to God

Omnipotence is thrown about far too much in fiction. Especially onto non omnipotent characters

>>383938301
I really like this one. It's neat how they explain how reality-warpers work(by having a higher "reality" coefficient than their surroundings" and shit

>>383938730
No, that would make it Safe

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1296

>Llama Delivery Service SCP

>Ordered: One lama
>Time for Delivery: One hour and twenty-seven minutes
>Cost: $200.02
>Result: ??? ??????, a Buddhist monk. Subject had no recollection of events preceding delivery. Subject was administered amnestics and released without incident.

>>383936672
What if the "symbols have been compromised" symbol is itself compromised?

>>383938818
then the SCP is a dick

>>383935213
"Doom person"

>>383938357
it got shittier as the original /x/ audience faded away.

>>383938730
The green goo that is safe as long as it doesn't come into contact with dead bodies or the plants that can grow wildly. The former sort of became a running joke and is only half serious anyway, don't know if it's around.

>>383938784
>The answer to the question could God make a rock too heavy for him to lift is yes, and then God could lift it anyway because logic means fuck all to God

Exactly. People think they're smart by throwing "logical paradoxes" against Omnipotent beings.

NIGGA, AN OMNIPOTENT BEING IS LITERALLY ABOVE PARADOXES. PARADOXES CAN AND CANNOT EXIST AT THE SAME TIME FOR A OMNIPOTENT BEING.

>>383938383
How are you dumb enough to think anyone believes it?

People like SCP because it's a source of a lot of interesting concepts and cool monster/object/story ideas and the SCP Foundation itself is an cool baseline to bounce those concepts off. Nobody thinks it's fucking real, and you have to be a god damn moron to read these threads and think anyone does think they're real.

Seriously, had you read this thread for five seconds and thought at all you wouldn't have even posted that.

>>383934151
That one Touhou who has the ability to kill anything.

>>383938795
So Keter means it's openly hostile, while Safe is that it's only dangerous if pissed off, even if it's as dangerous as 682?

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>>383936776
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-649-2568-j
Fuck, that was good.

Start with MGS 1, then 2, 3 and 4. Skip Peace Walker. Play 5. That's it.

>>383938981
682 would probably have no "eye" for her to crush. Then he'd proceed to berate her verbally and then eat her.

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>>383936776
>SCP-649-2568
>Killing Floor 2
I've already got enough shit to deal with ingame, i dont need a giant apocalyptic snake aswell

>>383938062
Are you talking about the haunted chestboard that turns out to be the two little girls souls trapped inside? It has that 'jumpscare' of that black and white screamer you see all around

>>383938383
I don't think anyone believes in it. Its more of a collection of creepy pastas

>>383938989
Yes, that's the point. If it's actually laymans-term safe, it would be Neutralised. Safe is predictable but potentially dangerous.

>>383938730
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-498
This if you don't hit the snooze button

>pangloss is this cool mystic man
>just shows up and writes little notes near benevolent SCPs like the fire flowers or the space rooms
>until this one faggot writes an entire lovecraft fanfic where PANGLOSS AND ALIUMS FIGHT THE OTHERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS AND SKYRIM REFRENCE XD
1936 was a mistake
punished tugboat deserved better

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What's the name of that skateboarding lizard god?

So if they can build a room to contain 682, why can they not build a rocket big enough to carry that room, and shoot him into the sun?

Who cares if he'd survive it, he's not getting out of the sun. Case closed.

>>383938383
>how can you be a grown ass manchild and still believe in this shit
how can you be a grown ass manchild and still believe that people believe in this shit?

Premo bait my dude

>>383938662
Google what omnipotence means and get back to me

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-303

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>>383939021
That interview hit me like a ton of bricks

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>>383938784
>carries on missing the point
if you're going to carry on sperging out at least read the 682 page.

>>383938989
no, the range between safe, elucid, and keter refer to how containable it is. things like the underwater coral monster are considered keter because the foundation has a lot of trouble keeping it from spreading, the best they can do is drill and slow down it's spread.

>>383939206
Because
>muh furry oc adapts to rockets

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>>383939202
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2014

>I gotta be honest, doc-o. Every rule has its exception. And the exception for me was skating, because in all my aeons I've never seen something so far out. I used to think you guys were all a bunch of flakes who I would gladly destroy once I became powerful enough. But now I know better.

>>383939206
It's not a room that contains it, it's a vat of acid.
I don't think we're going to be putting that on a rocket any time soon.

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>http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kalinins-proposal

>that fucking twist

>>383937702
>adapted to omnipotence

Maybe you'll learn what the word omnipotence means when you're out of third grade, you dumb little faggot.

>>383938989
Something as dangerous as 682 would never be classified as "Safe". Safe objects are called like that because they do not actively try to breach containment and their properties can be completely neutralized by observing containment procedures or just keeping them in a locked box, forgotten.

>>383939206
>body adapts to generate its own rocket fuel
>blasts himself back to earth
who knows what kind of stupid shit would happen

>>383938972
At least there is somebody here who realises what the term omnipotence means

If a character is truly omnipotent than they cannot be defeated by another omnipotent character, it would merely end as a stalemate.

If a character is truly omnipotent and are fighting a character that isn't also truly omnipotent even if said character is "CAN ADAPT TO ANYTHING LMAO XD SO COOL" the non omnipotent character will always lose

Alright /v/ you have been given access to SCP 914 "The Clockworks" what do you put in it and on what setting?

>>383935279
Wow everything about this is as bad as possible
I haven't seen the idea of space SCPs before though. Something very far away, that the Foundation could watch from a telescope, and just stamp a "safe", even though it's some horrible thing, just because it's so far away.

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SCP 811 is cute! Cute!

>>383939253
>>383939415
doesn't matter, can't kill 682

>>383934151
Ryougi Shiki

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>>383936776
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-621
>hypnotizing, highly invasive, glowing flowers that makes humans wanna keep them.
Cool

>>383938508
procedure 110-montauk? more like procedure 110-meincock

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3045
What happens if you put Hip to Fuck Bees in it?

>>383939526
Then it's not omnipotent, moronic jackass

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>>383939109
>Upon arriving at the scene, it was discovered that D-4112 had at some point crawled himself to SCP-498 and activated the snooze reset. He was found repeatedly depressing the button, despite suffering from burst eardrums and internal bleeding.

>D-4112 was treated for severe internal bleeding, commended for preventing a potentially catastrophic containment breach, and successfully terminated at the end of the month.

Man...D-4112 had a hard life.

>>383939391
Why not? You'd be surprised what we can launch. Especially with SCP's seemingly-limitless funding.

>>383939650
then stop calling them omnipotent dummy

>>383936417
i dont get the joke, healthy dermis?

>>383939480
Like always moot on fine

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>>383939526
>Nuh uh I'm infinity + 1!!!!!
t. you

>>383936776
>1730
I'm dead literally no matter what world I go to

>>383934151
Commander Shepard

>>383939526
Actually 100 percent wrong.
your shitty meme character would get erased on a fucking conceptual level across all timelines that exist, could exist, will exist and could never exist, in every instance of the past present and future.

And thats fucking small potatoes to true omnipotence.

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>>383939578
You must be above 18 years old to post on this website.

>>383939480
Rubik's cube, very fine.

>>383939650
>being this mad
last (you), sick of you shitting up the thread mate.

>>383936776

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1710
>a pair of talking trees
>Sniper Elite 3

I'll be fine

>>383939716
>don't call them the thing that they are because it ruins my argument

Fuck off Reddit

>>383937004
I can't for the life of me find an amazing scp I read some years ago

it was called can of worms or house of worms or something like that
it's your typical southern abandoned house on the exterior but it possesses an immense underground basement that behaves like a ever changing one
several search groups have tried to map it but as you descend the groups find horrible mutant like monsters with chimerical enhancements that give them weapons
eventually the search was halted after one of the groups reported that they fought a mutant wearing an SCP foundation suit corresponding to some agent that got lost

that shit was so videogame that it hurts me no one has ever thought of it

>>383939735
that is literally the sole purpose of 682, congratulations you've figured it out
>>383939847
it could unerase itself, give it like a week

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2779
Anyone want to help me overclock my pig?

>when you die in the SCP verse, you're still conscious and trapped inside your body and can feel it deteriorating
>they put a screen that kills people if they look at it to safeguard the page

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>>383939109
What if you shot this thing into space?

>>383939930
well if they can't kill 682 they're not omnipotent
and nothing can kill 682, so why are you calling them omnipotent?

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>>383936417
>Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
>Subject: Television playing the SNL Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton skit.
>Result: Tomato reacted as if 'confused': slow-motion video shows three separate bursts of speeds in excess of 200mph, two incidences of motion at normal throwing speeds, and one unprecedented instance of backward motion, all in the one trajectory. Dr. King hypothesises that the tomato was unsure whether or not to 'take it seriously'.

>>383939947
>Give it like a week
Sorry but whilst God was at it they also removed the concept of time from 682, meaning that it will never be able to adapt as it will never get the chance to.

Stop being a retard.

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>all the people every thread that miss the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT of 682 and start pointless shitfits over "NUH UH BUT DOING THIS COULD BEAT IT!!!"
at least it's showing that it's effective in angering and driving off these types of people
not that the wiki's quality could drop any lower anyway

>>383938989
No. Keter, Safe, and Euclid only refer to how containable something is. Something could be actually harmless but extremely hard to contain so it would still be Keter. Something could bring the end of the world but be as simple to contain as locking it in a box and that would be make it Safe or Euclid at best.

>>383939947
No. If a being can make something not omnipotent then omnipotence isn't a thing yet in-lore there are omnipotent beings such as god itself, as cringe as that is. They won't even test him against this omnipotent beings out of "fear" and stopped using reality warpers. You're just a fucking retard and are refusing to acknowledge what the fuck omnipotence means.

>>383936776
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-940
>Fistful Of Frags
It turns into Brokeback Mountain: The game if someone doesn't take em down quick.

>>383939480
A USB containing every current and past meme.
Very fine.

With any luck I'll get a glimpse into future memes and secure my place in the benis economy in the days to come.

>>383940124
This time it simply shifted into retards not knowing that Omnipotence >(xinfinite)> Everything

>>383937392
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2308
self investment automovile
>build cars with existing tech and send them back to the past to sell them as high tech cars at half of production costs
>the company gets hit during the 2008 crisis
in order to avoid a paradox they have to develop the 2009 model even when it takes them to bankruptcy

heh

>>383940182
I thought that Keter and Euclid were both basically the same, only that Keter was openly hostile

>>383939719
I guess having a healthy dermis means the bedbugs haven't bitten you?

>>383940124
having a single overpowered character that can never be beaten only works when there aren't also several other overpowered things that should be able to beat it.

>>383939618
You shouldn't ask questions you're not prepared to know the answer to.

>>383940081
Omnipotent beings exist outside of the concept of nothing, you're really fucking limited aren't you?

Go look up the infinite hotel paradox or Roko's basilisk for babby concepts that destroy your shitty primitive idea of reality.

>>383940098
>>383940189
two weeks then
the whole purpose is literally nothing, literally being used in its original sense, can kill it
you're definitely the kind of autists who frequent powerlevel threads aren't you?

>>383934151
No.

Faggot.

>>383940287
it doesn't matter about powerlevels its supposed to encourage GOOD WRITING, FUCK.

how can you miss the point this much, are you trolling or just super autistic?

>>383936776
>Tyranny
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-716
There's a choochoo train incoming.
Time for an edict.

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>>383936776
>SCP-056
>monolith, a game about little spaceship and deep basements
So, he rushes way ahead of me, dies and then gets cloned by the enemy?

>>383940318
http://www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes
>Safe
Safe-class objects are those anomalies that are either sufficiently understood that they are now completely and reliably contained on a permanent basis or otherwise do not trigger their anomalous effects unless intentionally activated.

Classifying an anomaly as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat, and personnel are to be reminded that all Special Containment Procedures and safety protocols are to be observed at all times.
>Euclid
Euclid-class objects are anomalies that are either insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable, such that reliable containment is not always possible, but do not pose sufficient threat to qualify for Keter classification. The vast majority of anomalies cataloged and contained by the Foundation are initially classified as Euclid until they are either sufficiently understood or exhibit sufficient danger to qualify for reclassification.

In particular, any anomaly that exhibits autonomy, sentience and/or sapience is generally classified a Euclid-class entity at minimum, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own.
>Keter
Keter-class objects are anomalies that pose an inherently serious threat to the safety of Foundation personnel and the rest of mankind and either require extensive and complex procedures to contain or cannot be fully contained by the Foundation's current technology and knowledge.

These anomalies are generally considered the most dangerous ones in Foundation containment, and all research efforts are directed towards enabling more reliable containment of such anomalies or, as a last resort, the timely neutralization or destruction of its anomalous effects.

>>383940287
Infinity > all, though. Omnipotence can be quantified to a set of skills or properties.

>>383940391
yeah but 682 doesn't give a shit about all that, he'd just show up in his tank eventually and eat a few security officers for making him work that hard

>>383940414
Pot calling the kettle black. You're the retard who goes to every power level thread and goes "LMAO DEMON BANE".

>>383940482
Good writing is based upon a better understanding of how our infinitely complicated universe works rather than ignorance of the most pathetic degree.

>>383936776
>I own a stone man rapidly rising in the sky and a cat that turns people into stone.

I got dealt a shit hand here

>>383940318
>>383940182
Nah Keter still has to be inherently dangerous to humanity to get the classification it just has to be hard to contain, otherwise its just an Euclid.

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>>383940594
You gonna bother backing up literally anything you've said with in-game lore or just shit talk and sprout "MUH INFINITY + 1" rhetoric all day?

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>>383940594
Keep saying that maybe one day it'll be true.

>>383940482
I think he's gone beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is genuine autism

>>383940614
>our infinitely complicated universe
I see where you're missing it now. its not based on reality mate.

nor infact has god been proven in reality.

>>383940548
Omnipotence >>> Infinity
Omnipotence can't be quantified what the fuck

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>A couple scientists with a tub of acid
>Uberbeing with the ability to adapt to anything
Who would win?

What is the safest SCP that also has the highest threat potential?

>>383940749
You have the reading comprehension of a third grader as well, or an adult nigger.

>>383940482
This holy fucking shit. It has never been about "MY SCP COULD BEAT YOUR SCP" or "MY IDEA FOR KILLING IT IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSES!!" this isn't a school yard. The point is to give pause to all the autists that would just make thinly vieled self-insert SCP's of themselves or their favourite moonrunes cartoon character. Not that that doesn't happen anyway, or so I've heard. I try to stay the fuck away from any of the story stuff involving any of the staff/Dr's because I've heard tell of the autism that roams therein.

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2219

Would you try and beat it, /v/?

>>383940875
God?

>>383940894
try harder, I was above the curve back when I gave a fuck. your epeen measuring isn't making me think you're smart friendo.

>autists sperging out over powerlevels
Maybe this is why SCP has been going downhill

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Is SCP-106 one of the only good creature/humanoid Keter SCPs?
It is what is, its the only one out of the Keter SCPs that are individuals that I can think of that isn't biblical or power level bullshit.

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>>383940971
Don't really care what a redditor thinks.

>>383940819
You clearly haven't studied enough mathematics. I'd like to hear your reasoning behind that.

>>383939206
They tried with a catapult
He came back, with wings, while on fire

>>383940981
There are no fucking power levels to discuss
we have BEYOND EVERYTHING
and ADAPTS TO EVERYTHING

Beyond > Adapts
Beyond wins

>>383940908
>The point is to give pause to all the autists that would just make thinly vieled self-insert SCP's of themselves or their favourite moonrunes cartoon character.
im trying to explain that but muh omnipotence...

im out, unfuck the thread next time please.

>>383938818
Then the symbols are still compromised.

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>>383941058
and you

die in a fire IRL
>captcha: apartment buildings

>>383941062
>challenging anyone else's intellect
Maybe you should challenge yourself, although I can see you're already a bit challenged.

>>383940875
pope soap
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-475
use it and it heals wounds/ailments
if you are not catholic you feel a desire to know more about god/renovated faith
if you are evil it forces you to repent
if you are from a pagan god it melts you

>>383939480
The porn making SCP and a note saying "but without mind altering effects, please", fine

>>383941124
This was bait from the start anyway. It's like the "Who could beat doomguy?" threads. There's no objective metrics to work with here and it's all just he said she said as people argue in circles about who's favourite character is "Da strongerererererest!"

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>All these faggots demonstrating why SCP-682 was even made

>Successfully derailed this shitty thread into an omnipotence circlejerk
feels pretty good

>>383939398
I don't understand

>>383935029
>>383935279
Why do good things always turn into shit?

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>>383941208
Wow really deactivated my atoms.

>>383941252
>cool
>neat
>also neat
>IT FUCKING MELTS YOU
that took a turn

>>383940252
A round of FOF would end before the host even reaches stage 2. As long as you don't become patient 0 you're fine. The real danger are the cowboys

>>383936247
>want to keep shitty mary sue characters out
>do so by having the shittiest mary sue monster character ever

SCP fuck bois are retards.

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>>383936776
>SCP-381
>Ys 1
Not fucked at all actually.

>>383941223
Go look at a memetic kill agent

>>383940741
>>383940721
well it is true, can't kill 682 no matter how many times you cry omnipotent

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>>383941462
I'm sure you have proof of this, right?

>>383941394
Not to mention it's still full of shitty Mary Sue characters.

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>>383934151

>>383941462
Sorry not an argument, come back when you can try a little harder small boy.

>>383941462
>>383936059
I wasn't kidding with that. The RPG in RE4 has the uncanny property to deal 100% damage to the enemy it hits instead of some absolute value. Therefore, SCP-682 will be 100% destroyed, beyond healing.

>>383941394
Whats the best way to keep an army of one-upping mary sues out while still getting articles made? Make the 1 biggest mary sue that can never be one-upped and if you even try your page gets denied or deleted.
It serves a power-level of: "You can never go higher than this, if you do your SCP is denied."

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>>383941359
the power of Christ nigga

>>383941507
you are asking for hard evidence for a fictional character, what are you expecting? stories featuring 682 killers are simply not allowed, so nothing can beat it

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>>383936362
>do not look away
>you are being watched
>do not trust them

>>383941620
Apparently not because there's still Mary Sue articles that are kept because "muh tradition" even though they got rid of the fucking half-cat that the site had the logo based around.

>>383941462
>These discussions
>"Nothing can kill muh speshul unkillable character"
>"Here is some evidence to the contrary"
>"Nothing can kill muh speshul unkillable character"

>>383936776
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2267
>Saints Row IV
Meh, kind of tame desu

>>383937392
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-033
Completely useless

>>383941541
Kain isn't that strong on his own, unless he has the final reaver that is.

>look at the discussion for SCP-787
>someone complaining that it seems to be creepy shit with no explanation
>the original SCP articles on /x/ and the entire site was built on the idea of creepy shit without explanations

>>383940053
That would possibly neutralize it unless it lands on a planet and destroys it immediately from the amount of dB it's giving off.

>>383937392
>SCP-2267
It's a bunch people who post videos of musicians from alternate universes online. Once again, not fucked at all.

>>383941787
I've been getting this stupid one multiple times now. Their random page function fucking sucks.

The point of 682 is that it literally can't be defeated, like how One Punch Meme is that he can literally defeat anything in one punch.

>>383941697
That's the point. They're not allowed, not that they don't exist. Get fucked. Any in-lore scp that can deal with him doesn't because of some bullshit reason such as being scared he'll gain omnipotence himself so they don't give them or OK. It's shit writing and it's obvious. That's why people going "MUH INFINITY + 1"

>>383941891
But, He doesn't defeat everyone in one punch. Fucking look at Boros, who took MULTIPLE PUNCHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>383941820
what about blue man

>>383942021
Didn't he take 2?

>>383941325
normies

>>383942021
That's because he wasn't serious. I think the one time he did a serious punch it btfo of his target and he got depressed.

>>383942021
He took multiple non-serious series punches, though
The moment Saitama used a Serious Series punch, it took
wait for it
one punch(which he could've done from the beginning)

>>383942105
If 682 has a soul, maybe.

>>383936776
me and a talking skull that turns vertebrates into headless things and with a personality that seems stuck in the 60's in the middle of condemned criminal origins
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1754

k

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>>383941834
SCP is shit, stop shilling your website and trying to justify your bad writing.

>>383939206
they tried tying 682 to a guy who would randomly teleport to other dimensions once
he showed up with another 682, that had wings and was even more deadly, with a note taped to him from an alternate universe foundation saying it was their problem now
the rule of the scp wiki is that nothing can kill 682

>>383939727
>moot on fine
>comes back as a bundle of golden sticks

>>383934151
Best SCP right here

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050

>>383941760
what evidence do you have that omnipotence can even exist and that 682 as a concept doesn't completely prevent it, existing as a trans-universal concept? why are you trying so hard to win this argument when there's no argument to be made? do you really care that some anons know you read the oxford definition of omnipotence and don't understand the rules of a fictional universe?
>>383941979
>they're afraid he can gain omnipotence himself
well shit son, do you have any proof he won't? because I trust the SCP experts' judgement over some anonymous sperg on a cambodian cloudwatching mixtape

>>383940875
The Vending Machine
It can dispense antimatter
Annihilation of a massive degree is very, very possible with it

>>383942341
>I trust fictional characters
Your argument is over.

>>383941272
>not realizing that if "my perfect special invincible fursona oc that beats everything forever" was never allowed on in the first place people wouldn't be trying to one up it

>>383935279
>3 times the size of the sun
kek
I can't believe it took me that to lose it.

>>383936776

>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1055

Holy fuck. I got an actual autistic person. Like they wrote it about themselves. Shows what kind of audience SCP shit draws.

>>383942341
>expert's judgement
They literally said it wasn't worth the risk and didn't try it. Like I said, anything that can deal with 682 is given in-lore reasons why they won't even bother to find out. 682 real reason he can't die is because of plot armor since the writers don't want him to die. True omnipotence will kill him but that situation will never arrive because the writers wont' let it. kys faggot

>682
fuck off, the only good thing about that lizard is 682-j

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Mario, easily. Omnipotence? Mario is your God, faggot.

>>383942276
I was expecting Hiro but that works

>>383942405
well I don't see your SCP foundation credentials, what makes you an expert?
>>383942513
>They literally said it wasn't worth the risk
so there is a risk
>True omnipotence will kill him
to quote: where is proofs?

>>383942702
Hiro has made this place significantly worse and he only pretends not to speak English well.

>>383942457
I don't know if you're baiting or not, but it's not the autistic retard that's anomalous here.

>>383942752
I say so and since fiction rules here I guess I win.

>>383939693
at some point to address the fact the SCP foundation seems to go through a number of D-class that would be unsustainable, they changed the meaning of terminated to mean 'all memory wiped and rotated to a new site'
so D-4112 might still be out there
unless 682 got his

>>383940281
A copy of Spore
Fine

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>>383934151
>>383934151
I've already made him my bitch

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>>383936362
>SCP last seen here
>Stay in the light
>Stay in the dark
>Do not look away
>Do not make eye contact
>Pray while shooting
>Guns are no good
>Signals compromised
>SIGNALS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

>>383942785

It must have been you who wrote it then, fucking aspie.

if a fucking vat of acid can contain it then throwing it into the sun would destroy it, you can't adapt to the temperatures of the sun, it would be completely and utterly vaporized upon contact.

>>383942870
win what?
and it's not your fiction, if you wish to kill 682 you can submit a story to the scp page and see how well that goes

>>383943025
Sorry nope.

>>383937392
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2257
So I now own a house where after 48 hours all objects inside of it will develop personalities and can also rearrange themselves when not observed.
Creepy.

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>>383934151
We send an oc you cannot kill this mecha against it.

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What's wrong with Abel and Iris, the only good ones are the Christian ones like God, Cain and the Gate Guardian.
Anything Satanic is dumb and pure edge tho

>>383943104
then you can't kill 682

>>383943025
Submit this faggot
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2085

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>>383943023
>NUH-UH ITD COME BACK
I actually like 682 but it's not indestructible. It's literally "hard-to-destroy" and the Foundation is just wary of trying anything that would make it even more difficult to keep in check if it failed. I.E., throwing it into the sun.

>>383942237
>humanoid OC SCPs highly discouraged
>somehow a cyborg catgirl self-insert harem is not only allowed but has a hub dedicated to it
Why?