>This is what Hollywood thinks the average gamer looks like

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>>383933218

What movi?

>>383934071

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ready_Player_One

The premise of the plot is actually kinda interesting, too bad the movie adaptation is going to be shit because everyone involved are middle-aged men who have no clue how video games work

>>383933218
I wish I looked like that. That's pretty rad.

>>383934285
you want to look like a faggy skeleton?

>>383933218
needs to be 300 pounds heavier

>those 5 year old converse shoes
Yeah that's me shit

>>383934272
The book is shit too.

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>>383934432
>hating skeletons

>>383934432
Yes please I would like easy pussy for the rest of my life.

>>383934625
even lardasses can get pussy, looking like a faggy skeleton won't help you
use your confidence and charisma, if you don't have that resort to money

>>383934432
I would rather be skinny than fat

I read some pages of the book this was based on. The author just writes the names of a bunch of pop-culture icons then goes on a rant about how God doesn't exist. The term gets thrown a lot these days, but I think I'm pretty justified in calling it Reddit.

>>383934747
just lower your calorie intake, you'll be losing weight while you sit on your ass
self-control is all you need and water is your best friend

>>383933218
>Pizza boxes aren't stacked to the ceiling
>No cum rag in sight
>No CRTs
>No old gaming consoles
>Just a bunch of VR shit
Fucking hipsters

hollywood isn't known for being very in-touch with reality.

>it's a video game movie

You just KNOW the game is going to have the following references:

>Pacman eating pellets
>Space Invaders scene
>Konami Code
>NES/SNES controller makes an appearance
>Super 1337 gamer girl hacker sidekick who talks in computer jargon
>Epic racing scene
>IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IRL

Also a number of characters screaming catchphrases such as "Level up", "It's Game Over", and "Power up"

>>383933218
Wait, some of you guys don't look like this?

>>383933218
A basic synopsis that I looked up says that there's an energy crisis. Why would this fag have all those lights on if he's staring into a VR headset?

>>383935183

>In the year 2044, the world has been gripped by an energy crisis from the depletion of fossil fuels and the consequences of global warming, causing widespread social problems and economic stagnation. To escape the decline their world is facing, people turn to the OASIS, a virtual reality simulator accessible by players using visors and haptic technology such as gloves. It functions both as an MMORPG and as a virtual society, with its currency being the most stable in the real world. It was created by James Halliday who, when he died, had announced in his will to the public that he had left an Easter egg inside OASIS, and the first person to find it would inherit his entire fortune and the corporation. The story follows the adventures of Wade Watts, starting about five years after the announcement, when he discovers one of the three keys pointing to the treasure.

Lights don't exactly burn fossil fuels.

>>383933218
>Garbage Pale Kids stickers
>Garfield stickers

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>this is what Japan thinks the average video game developer looks like

>>383935352
>>>In the year 2044, the world has been gripped by an energy crisis from the depletion of fossil fuels and the consequences of global warming, causing widespread social problems and economic stagnation.
>Implying it'll take 27 years for that to happen

>>383935707

wtf i hate back to the future now

>>383935352
Electricity doesn't magically appear inside of walls Anon.

>>383936137
At the rate we're going, I give it until 2025

>>383934730
lol your feelings hurt fatty, you get no puss

>>383934272
while i enjoyed the book for what it was a movie adaption wouldn't work no matter who was involved

>>383936253
The schedule is actually somewhere closer to 2050.
Well see a dramatic shift in our lifetime atleast

>>383933218
In the books he was a fat piece of shit.

>>383933218
>This is what Hollywood knows the average gamer WANTS to look like.

Hollyjew isn't as vapid and out of touch as you think, they're just selling the image to normies.

>>383933218
What's weird about that? Are all you guys either fat or auschwitz mode?

>>383935063
Well that happened in the book pretty much.

>>383933218
Holy shit op where did you get this picture of me?

>>383936617
no he wasn't, he was semi athletic from having to climb up and down the slums all day, though he did get fat later when he got famous

>>383936781
He constantly talked about how he was a fat and ugly.

>>383936707
>thinking the kid is the issue with that scene

The book is as if the author had been challenged to see how many references he could cram into one book and still get it published. Did quite like the final act though.

>>383935369
That's not New Game!

is it going to be mroe reddit than the Martian though
because the movie had grating bits but it was toned down from the book iirc

>>383936892
i only remember him being ugly at the start, then he gets famous, gets fat, then suddenly realizes he needs to work out

The main character and his friend high-fived after he defeated the dude in verbal combat by knowing more about 80s shit and that was the only time I've physically cringed reading anything in my life.

>>383933218
who said that represents what the average gamer looks like?