>been a friendless loser for over ten years now >done nothing

It's a trap. He wants to embarrass you in front of his friends. He's gonna succeed, too, since you haven't had normal interactions with anyone in a decade.

That would be my fear if I were in your shoes, anyways

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>literally can't even decide whether or not to leave his basement to socialize for the first time in a decade without first asking permission from anonymous teenagers on the internet

This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen on /v/ and that's saying a LOT. I'll buy you a drink, OP.

>>383921496
Stay calm, just talk abour vidya
Dont drink too much, or you'll do something stupid like climb a massive brass statue and attempt to break its arm

>>383921496
>being so dramatic
if you want to go for a drink then just go faggot
didn't you already tell him yes or no or what

>>383921496
He want to rape you anon so yeah you can go

>>383921496
He needs your bussy

>>383921712
This is what I'm afraid of, too
>>383921786
That sounds about right, I am pretty pathetic.
>>383921954
Gotcha, I just hope they won't dare me to drink much or anything. Would it be awkward if I walked home instead of taking a bus or a cab? Do people normally do that?
>>383922005
I don't know if I want to go.
>>383923853
I doubt it, he has a girlfriend.

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>tfw you're antisocial and depressed too but you'll never be as huge of a faggot as OP

>>383924271
Let go of all your fears and insecurities and JUST DO IT

>>383924271
>he has a gf
Perfect cover for fagraper. But I guess you already know this, enjoy the dick in your ass.

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>>383921496
You shouldn't do it if you value your life. That guy is most likely a serial killer who searches for friendless, lonely losers without family as his victims.

t. serial killer with over 97 murders under his belt

Stalking my 98th victim in the park atm.

>>383921496
>out of the blue
do you not question this at all? sounds dodgy desu

Yeah dude, go and have some fun.

>>383921496
He gonna get you drunk and fuck your boipussy bro

>>383921712
what the fuck, why would he do that?
>>383921496
he's just gonna drug you. really, if you do go out, bring a switch knife or any sort of weapon, if he brings you food, check if something tastes salty, if it tastes too salty its drugged.

>>383925117
oh, is that you over there, lol, already thought that you wanna kill me

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>>383921496
>have 0 friends
>steam friend I got from /v/ invites me to watch anime movies
>he turns out to be a pretty cool guy and now we hang out every now and then