Good thing she won't give a shit when Mario possesses them.

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>>383919008

>>383919008
>pauline
who?

>>383919870
Tom's really blowing this issue out of proportion

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>>383919870
It wouldn't be very fun with consent, now would it?

>>383919008
But can we possess Pauline?

>>383920234
Probably not.

>>383919008
>mayor
>peace
you ever see a fucking mayor go to war?

>>383919870
No it doesn't

>>383919870
and yet no one raises questions about Link, a Hylian, dressing up in Hoseface to infiltrate a Deku Scrub kingdom.

>>383920352
That'd be too fun, wouldn't it?

>>383919870
he has a point

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>>383919870
W-when did Mario consent to us controlling him in the first place?

>>383919008
>commitment to peace
Utopias are a myth, purpose is given only through conflict. She should be committed to making the people strong.

New Donk City?

Sure, ok. Whatever.

>>383919008
She's the mayor of a town where everyone wears a suit and most men wear hats.

If there's violent crime, the police can just put on the M signal.

>>383920409
G20 says hello

>>383920573
But what is the New Donk City equivalent of Eurasia?

>>383920409
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_(1946)
Excuse me??

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>>383919008
>New Donk City
Is this real?

>>383920503
Yes. Since watching Danny Phantom, I've had a thing for possessing girls.

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>>383919008
>New Donk City
jesus christ

>>383920573
Yeah, she should be importing hordes of wild vicious apes. Turn this urban jungle into a literal one.

>>383920758
>>383920829
Donkey Kong and the world was based off of the donkey Kong arcade with constructions

>>383920529
That really makes you think.

Was there an old Donk?

>>383920512
No one (should) give a shit about the rights of electronic people.

>>383919008
NINTENDO YES!

>>383920529
>tfw vidya is literally rape

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>>383919870
I don't consent to seeing his shitty comics in LOL threads yet there he is every time

>>383920529
Letsa go is pretty explicit
Thank you so much for to a playa my game implies he enjoys it

>>383920773
Ugh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXurYaIHao

>>383920894
Is this going to be exactly like an expanded Wreck-it Ralph with actual Mario and Donkey kong?

>>383920626
>>383920758

Ah the fresh smell of summerfags

>>383919008
What if Mario possessed Pauline?

>>383922413
He'd touch himself.

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Why is the Metro Kingdom so huge?

>>383921992
Fucking dubfags

>>383919870
>McFaggitbear's opinion

>>383919008
>having a twitter account
kill yourself.

>>383920773
Ahhgh, it's Randy's ghost!!!

>>383919870
>Possession of enemies trying to kill you in a videogame is the same as real world rape

Did this guy ever say shit about abes oddysee?

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>>383919008
>world renowned mayor

>>383923268
>not having a Twitter account

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>>383920529

>>383923414
So? Giuliani is world renowned.

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>>383920529
Holy shit

>>383923605
Amerifat, please.

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>women in politics

>>383919870
People like this exist only to create problems out of the dumbest pettiest shit.

Goomba attacks are just the part and parcel of living in a big city

>>383919870
Poor Dobbo is really having problems with Nintendo these days

>>383923735
Look at that, you know who he is. Really makes you think

>>383923414
Lee Kuan Yew was world renowned.

>>383923024
It's because it's actually metro 2033

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>>383920409

>>383919870
This is a dobson thread now

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>>383924000
It truly does

>>383919008
>>383919870
You can only capture hatless stuff

>>383923891
this is why i yearn for the days where people only saw the few hundred or so people in their community and rarely anyone else, and those that caused problems were shunned or cast out

too much voice is given to people who's job is at least partially "professional whiner/victim"

She knows its part and parcel of living in a big city.

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>>383922170
Please lurk more, newfriend.

>>383921341
Ohmigod you rapist, everyone knows consent can be taken away in the middle of the act and Mario obviously is only thanking you so you don't murder him.

>>383920529
Have you forgotten video game journalists unironically went down that retarded avenue a few years back?

>>383924021
Lee Kuan Who

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>>383924210
>implying the alleged millionaire he has enough money to buy Nintendo

>>383919008
>new donk city
this shit real

>>383924765
Did you live under a rock? This was show since the first trailer

>>383924892
not keeping up with nintendo news, friend

>>383924357
>written by Bendis

>>383924951
Not everyone else fault when you are retarded, friend

>>383925106
wow man
nintendo friends sure are faggots

>>383920098
He's got a bit of an inflated opinion of himself.

>>383925204
wow man, you sure are retarded
>i come to a thread knowign shit all and get laughed at? fuck nintendo

Seriously tho, not being a retard is fun, you should try

>>383925659
wow what a fag

>>383925903
wow, what a retard

>>383925981
wow!

>>383919008
>mayor wanting peace
What's the Mushroom equivalent to Stop and Frisk?

>>383924303
Wasn't that just Macintosh?

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>>383919870
Are you fucking kidding me with this blue little shit stain, why does everything have to be >muh rape
>muh consent
>muh nu-male cuckery
FUCK DOBSON AND ALL THE OTHER ENTITLED FUCKING SNOWFLAKES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383919008
>donk city
what the fuck

>>383924223
It's the amount of dumb comments that change and it's always apparent, right around June there's an influx of these comments that surge this site

>>383926095
Jump and Stomp

>>383924385
He's a billionaire

>>383920440
>>383920472
>>383921303
>>383923212
>>383923412
>>383923891
>>383923998
>>383926223
He was actually joking this time. Little easily baited redditors.

>>383923268
Who cares. Get over yourself.

>>383927173
Was he, or was he going into defence mode after he got dogpiled? He's enough of an idiot that it's difficult to tell.

>>383927173
Ah that classic Dobson "humor, then

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>>383926964
Alleged.

>>383919008
>Pauline in a suit

I need immense amounts of art of this, lewd and otherwise.

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>>383919008
>New Donk City

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>>383919870
How to steal a thread 101

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>>383927857
>Bing-Bing Wahoo County

>>383922152
>Is this going to be exactly like an expanded Wreck-it Ralph with actual Mario and Donkey kong?
This must be some high-level autism or something

>>383924210
>>383926964
Wasn't it illegal for nips to sell their corporations to to foreigners?

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I know the real reason she has support in New Donk City.

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>>383919870
>consent

look at this fag

>>383927173
Merely pretending

>>383919870
CONSENTUAL INFLATING ALL OF THE TIME BRO

>>383924357
what the actual fuck was the point of this comic

>>383924385
>>383927781
>being this salty
i'm sorry you'll never have enough liquid capital to buy every major video game company on Earth at once while being the fucking President of the world

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>>383924223
You're a summercunt too

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>>383931727

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>>383924197
so you're basically saying they were asking for it because of how they were dressed?

>>383931083
Neither do you. What do you win by sucking his dick online?

>>383926964
>>383927781
According to his announcement speech, he's worth over $9billion. That includes all his investments, so his actual liquid capital is probably a billion at most. Nintendo was worth ~$18billion last I checked, and their stock has been going up lately.

>>383931727
Nah, he's right. Sorry, newfriend. I've been here every day of my worthless life for over a decade and you guys start screaming all summer every summer while underaged shitposting doesn't seem to change. I think I'm used to you guys by now maybe. You just get used to noise I guess.

>>383932170
25c per post.

>>383932325
There is no way shitposting pays that well.

>>383920234
You can't possess people wearing hats.

>>383924385
Foreigners are not allowed to buy or take over Japanese businesses .

>>383919008

Stop saying possession please, it's capture.

>>383919870

This is not an issue, please stop mentionin possession. The official word is capture.

>>383920234

The game is not about possessing. Delete the post if possible.

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>>383919870
He has point. Now I'm wondering how much doujins will have this gimmick and I can't fucking wait

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>>383932757
>tfw people make fun of nintendo calling it "capture" but i actually like the term because it's a really clever pun

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>>383919870
Dobson is a fucking treasure.

>>383932010
>this is what I was wearing when I was captured, tell me I was asking for it!

>>383931949
>2012
There's no way that this is still the case. A lot has changed in the past 5 years.

>>383919870
You guys do realize that literally right under the post he says it's a joke, right?

But will we get to possess her?

>>383933276
>taking anything post-habbo moot says seriously
habbo hotel is what started turning him into a normalfag, making him decide to enforce rules on the site, let any newfag post without fear of being banned, etc.

>>383921992
why are localizers the worst people jesus fucking christ

I thought these types of idiots were suppose to get scared off from learning japanese

>>383933564
no

>>383933514
Uh, no he doesn't? Unless he said it in white text.

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>>383933514
>Dobson pretending to be retarded
Why Im not surprised

>>383936795
Someone post this on /fit/

>>383937034
>going to /fit/
why? this is a website for lolicon NEETs only, a fitness board shouldn't even exist.

>>383934079
They probably just have a fetish for abuse and being called names. She basically calls the viewer a creep while we get a good look at her cleavage.

>>383932010
i want to punch that face

>>383936795
the way shes drawn is pretty cute

>>383919870

>Make a fun kids game where you can have the character take control of things
>Internet critics immediately turn it into weird sex shit

Are all these people actually the perverts they themselves claim to despise?

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>>383919008
>Meme by Andrew Dobson

>>383919008
I can't unsee her as Anita Sarkeesian in a business suit.

>>383937489
Do not bully the Klingon P'takh

>>383919870
IMAGINE

>>383919870
Why is he a blue bear?

>>383937159
>not being a fit lolicon NEET
shiggydiggy

>>383920529
>We were Cappy all along

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>donk city

>>383931949
Do you have any idea about what is "Demography shift" ?
Cause this screen show exactly how much you don't know about it you fucking dumbass, it's so overused like it's the answers to end it all. FUck off summerfags.

>>383939424
>/fit/
>lolicon
>NEET
they are failed normalfags who became homosexuals when women didn't want them. lifting is a form of training, eliminating their NEET status. everyone on that board has no place on this website, and should be permabanned. SIR can stay due to providing OC comics.

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>>383939543

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>>383939543
>cappy
so why did nintendo steal that name from bethesda?

>>383940545
Bethesda stole the name from a brand of juice.

>>383940757
well, the cappy juice guys better stomp a mudhole in their asses

>>383919870
>1 like

>>383919008
>new Donk City

You guys know Donkey Kong is gonna be a boss fight.

>>383940943
They're owned by Coca-Cola, chances are they signed some kind of backroom deal with Bethesda to get some product placement going. I wouldn't put it past Bethesda to replace nukacola in FO5 with cocacola.

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>>383919870
dobson should end his own life

>>383926813
Yeah, no.

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>>383919008
>Pauline returned to mainline Mario before Daisy did

>>383925102
Did you see how few words and repeated phrases there are? Besides I don't see a midget waifu.

>>383920626
>>383920758
>>383920829
>>383924765
>>383926585
>>383927857
>>383939741
jesus christ

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>>383922413
>>383922665

>>383939024
BEING AT COMPUTERS

>>383919008
who the fuck is Pauline?

>>383942625
My gf.

>>383936795
>Literally bing-bing-wahooing

>>383927173
Poe's law, he deserves it. People can't tell if you're joking after you go full retard.

>>383932010

After all these years this gif still makes my blood boil. I want to punch that cunt so badly.

>>383933514
and?

>>383924223
>>383931727
>>383931949
These pictures are worthless now desu, phoneposting means it summer every single day now.

>>383919008
>New Donk City
oh fuck me who thought of this

>>383940008
training means job training, retard

>>383932010
No, im saying that you cannot capture people, animals or stuff that have a hat already.
Wearing 2 hats would be silly.
Unless you're playing TF2

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>>383944474

>>383944874
Not in
Employment (not in a job)
Education (not learning to get a job)
or
Training (not learning how to do a job)

>>383945070
dude you're wrong, you don't have to post anymore. nobody believes you. just stop. get some help.

>>383945543
you're wrong! lol

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>>383946168
Your next move will be to reply to this post instead of saving face and leaving the thread.

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>>383919870
>1 like

>>383946324
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/_XzPhwyekHHlyK5bRDAjgg/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/trump%20wrong.gif/

I imagine you'd be bored of your shitposting by now, anon.

>>383920529
I want a Toy Story sequel where the toys don't want to be played with

>>383920529

when Nintendo gave us the right by buying the game to control Mario's actions!

BOOM
i fucking WIN!

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>>383920529

>>383946530
what is this supposed to mean? i saved the trump gif from someone else who used the same filename lmao, are you implying we are the only 2 people on 4chan?

>>383919008
Look,being Marios ex means she knows the pleasure of having him inside you and she wants her citizens to too know that pleasure.

>>383932757
Get back to work, Kimishima!

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>Tfw Pauline fan
>Tfw Nintendo finally acknowledges Pauline again outside of Mario vs. DK
>Tfw Pauline might finally get into more side-games like Golf, Tennis, and Kart

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>>383920529

>>383932010
Don't worry anon, I laughed.

>>383928740
because she's smart and capable?