Meanwhile in Mushroom Kingdom /v/...

>>383917367
I swear I saw some green looking dinosaur on the roof of the castle the other day.

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budabutadididoot

behblehbehbluh

>>383917367
BING BING WAHOO

wahoo
bading bading bading
let's-a-go

AND IT'S A MEEEEE

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>>383917892

HERE WE GO

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Meanwhile in Mushroom Kingdom Rosalina was...

i want bowser to kidnap me

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Roy crashed into the Mushroom Kingdom and...

>>383918036
brapping

Hey guys did you know you can jump into the paintings?

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>383918863
How do you know that?

>>383919990
A toad told me.

>>383919990
I just randomly smash my face into shit.

>>383918036
sauce

L
IS
REAL

>There's a rumor going around that Peach has sex with her royal subjects to satisfy her unending urges
>I recently got a job as a royal guard at her castle

D-do you think I'll finally get laid, anons?

>>383920208
Sounds fun desu

I dont know, guys

it seems kind of pointless having the only way to get here be from a racetrack

GOD DAMNIT YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING AROUND WE NEED TO GET STARS TO RESCUE PRINCESS PEACH AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE ALL FUCKING DIE!
Please tell me someone else remembers those threads

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WEH

WOOF WOOF

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I'M FUCKING PRINCESS PEACH!

THE CASTLE'S EMPTY SO I'M GONNA ECHO!

I'M A SCATMAN

>>383918154
...gets zero-to-hit by Marth

why princess peach room smells like koopas?

>mfw QPU misaligned

I wonder what yoshi smells like haha

>>383918082
Well good news, since I hear he's gay and sooooo long.

>>383921649
of course I do, they were fun at first

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Anon?

>>383927376
Anyone got the screencaps?

>heading home from work late at night
>five goombas pop out of an alley and start bonking on me
>barely manage to pull out my fire flower and fry one of them
>they swear revenge on me and say they know where I live

A friend of mine says his kid was offered fucking Whacka Bumps from a goomba hanging around the school. And Toadsworth still doesn't wanna admit Toad Town has problems, fucking blind motherfucker.

>>383928745

>PSST kid, want a starman? All the big guys are using it. The first one is free, come on, try it!

>>383928745
>Being Goombaphobic
>In the year of Our Plumber+2k17

BING BING WAHOO

"Bing, Bing, Wahoo.
That's all it takes for a Mario to break into your pipe and stomp your waifu, how would you defend yourself?

LET'S DO IIIT

>>383929407

Shuffling slowly from one side to the other, it's foolproof