Grimoire thread #98723475487587287234

Is it out yet?

>>383907736
Its vaporware, anon

SAPED

>>383907736
Of course not

Which will happen first?

1. Trump is impeached.
2. Valve removes Grimoire from the steam store.
3. Grimoire is released.

>>383908306
2

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>>383907931
I get it... Just "coffee" at McD and "working" continues. They found this old Greek sculpture, Cleve riding turtle. This was dug up in Hyperborea. Strange, huh? Maybe all this talk is true after all.

>>383908306

NTRPG3 will be released.

>>383908428
THE PROPHECY OF THE GREAT CREATOR WAS FORETOLD CENTURIES AGO

>>383908306
Timeline:
2024: Trump attempts to modify the constitution so he can get a third term. Trump is impeached.
2025: Grimoire release date is announced, "for sure this time".
2026: Release is missed, Cleve blames nanobugs.
2028: Half Life 3 and Otome Function is released.
2031: Dwarf Fortress leaves alpha.
2034: Grimoire is announced to be released in 2035.
2035: Technological singularity is achieved. Every technology is researched at the same time, and every game that can be conceived is released. Grimoire is delayed due to quantumbugs.
2036: Black Hole power generator malfunctions, Earth is destroyed.
8751: Aliens visit the black hole left in place of Earth. In the background radiation they find the greatest game ever (almost) created and salvage it. Grimoire development continues with alien computer technology
9570: Alien AIs finally fix the latest bug in Grimoire. The game is released.

>>383908841
acknowledge this user's agenda