REAL OR FAKE?

>>383895232
What if you vote fake? Explain the fucking rules troughoutly first.

>>383895348
I'm not sure there should be any given number of people calling fake before the poster should reveal the answer. The prize for correctly guessing "fake" is knowing you're not overly credulous.

>>383895434
So it's barely a game?

>>383895525
If you want to propose an alternate ruleset, be my guest.

>>383895561
Delete this thread, remake it about your favorite videogame.

>>383895743
Does the description really come off as anything that could be someone's favourite game? If anything, it'd just be an obscure POS.

>>383895812
No no no no, abandon the stupid game and make a proper thread about videogames you dense fucking idiot.

THIS IS A COOL THREAD

Better rules. Here's two short game descriptions. One of these is a real game. The other is fake. Guess which is real. Starting off easy.
>Western made porn parody game of Duke Nukem 3D made in the 90s
>Game where you play as a sentient brick and you have to smash people's faces in

>>383896934
I'll second the new ruleset.
Porn parody is real.

>>383896934
Yeah this ruleset. Probably porn parody

A brother, sister and their dog fight a bunch of bugs
The leader of the bugs turns out to be a teddy bear in disguise.

>>383896994
Yep, you guessed it. Feel free to make some of your own. Time to up the difficulty.

>In this NES game you play a sentient sack of flour. Game is notable for having a poorly executed dimension hoping gimick that you use to solve platforming puzzles and has what is possibly the most satisfying ducking animation
> A really well made Super Mario Bros hack where Mario and Luigi are replaced with Stalin and Lenin

>>383897406
First is real. Second is real as well

>>383895232
You play a game developer who intends to prevent the conquest of earth by pac-men through a space game in which he is an awesome space captain of an all-powerful ship. However, through a hyperspace mishap he finds himself divided into several clones and now has to find and juice all his clones for energy before the resulting illness kills him.

The game is entirely written in an alien language, you use space fishes as probes to communicate with numerous aliens about such topics as sexual impotence and presidential elections, our ship is equipped with a fridge and a planet buster, the controls become progressively harder as your space parkinson disease progresses, and in the end you get to woo a naked alien babe.

>>383897415
Stalin and Lenin, for sure.

Just so I actually get mileage out of it...
>Planet Earth is invaded by sentient pickles and you fight them off with a salad-shooter in this action-platformer
Or
>In this raunchy Genesis sidescrolling beat 'em up, you attack exclusively using your body odor

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>>383897406
>>383897504
Correct

Chandler bing tries to murder you in the marican southwest to overthrow Las Vegas's capitalistic imperialism.

>>383897526
True. Don't know the name but I watched my friend play it. It's black and white pixel art.

>>383897670
Pickles one is real.

Some girl wants a husbando so she timeloops the shit out of the world until it's almost beyond repair in this fighting game

>>383897989
Correct!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds3HdJiyyMk

>>383897670
Wrong. The Stalin and Lenin is real, but it's not a game. It's a demo that simply runs on NES, but you can't actually play it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lThuA3aA8s

Sack is Flour, however is very much a real NES game. Game was made in 2002 as a college project, though there doesn't seem to be much info about it online. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8qaOsoj5Og

>>383897962
What's the name though?

Two extra clues: If it exists, it's not black & white apart from the mac port. Also the dev team claimed to be mere prophets of the game development god and sacrificed computers to it at press events, destroying them with sledgehammers and distributing their pieces like holy wafers.

>>383898462
But it is black and white and it's name is Missing Translation

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>A game where you play as a penis and try to penetrate assholes as victory condition
>A game about the drug induced dreams of a man where everything takes phallic shapes

>>383898779
First is real. It's an indie game on steam. Forget the name, but it has multiplayer and I think cr1tickal played it once.

>>383898779
the first one is genital jousting

>>383898678
Nope, wrong.

>>383898886
>>383898909
Correct

>>383898359
I like the music in Sack of Flour.

>Cambrian Explosion themed fighting game
>Cambrian Explosion themed shmup

>>383898359
Oh lawd.

>>383895232
What else is real besides your mouth when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his like muscles 'cause his arms just are like wrapped around you and you feel like so safe 'cause you're like... not that you're gay or nothing but God you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.

>>383899113
I'll take shmup for 500, Alex.

>A game where you are boy chosen to save a race of chickens from ravens who want to bring eternal darkness to the world

>>383899220
Correct. It's called Cambrian Sword and it's legitimately pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOO8AUz44JQ

>Arcade wrestling game where you play as different prominent historical figures throughout time
>game where you're in a helicopter and torch civilians infected with ebola

>>383899416
I think the first one is the real one. Pure shot in the dark here.

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>>383899747
Wrong.

>>383899393
Continuing the pre-history theme...

>Side-scrolling SNES game where you start as a fish and gradually make your way through the game by evolving different biological features in your quest to become the dominant species on Earth

>Early Windows FPS where you play as a nameless security officer on an interstellar spacecraft. This game takes the 2D sprites in a 3D area to previously unheard of levels of detail

>>383899862
... I say pre-history theme and then only half of the options are pre-history and the other is far future. I should re-read my posts when I'm this fucking tired.

>>383899862
First one is Evo and the second one sounds kinda like System Shock but you're not a security officer in that.

>>383900016
Yeah, Evo is a great game. The second one is actually a trick. It's Marathon, but Marathon wasn't for Windows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgCZ3s_1D1o

Action adventure game where you play as a large breasted English woman who raids tombs.

>>383900119
Ah, I've tried playing Marathon before but it was literally the only game that actually made me feel motion sick which is a shame because it looks really cool.

>>383900138
Game is real, tits are fake.

>>383899862
First one. Some guy ran it at SGDQ this year.

>Bizarre PC platform game where you play as a ball that can change between various materials such as wood and paper to puzzle solve
>An obscure never translated Japanese pinball themed RPG for the SNES

>>383895232
The game that I'm thinking of is actually fun

Two of these are real. One is fake. Guess the fake one.

>Tom and Jerry themed fighting game. Infamous for being ''a throw shit at the opponent until he dies'' simulator
>Tom and Jerry FMV game for DOS with very minimal gameplay interspersed with really grainy low quality snippets from various theatrical shorts
>Tom and Jerry platformer whose start up screen has Tom smoking a cigarette or joint

>>383900762
Second one is fake.

Germany is portrayed as the good guys.

I want to play but I don't really know any obscure games :(

>>383895232

Played this as a kid, totally real. Pickle wars

https://classicreload.com/pickle-wars.html

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>>383900916
Correct.

>Goal of this FPS is to throw soap at dirty animals and collect trash for money
>Portal fan game where you can use two Portal Guns. Essentially a single player version of Portal 2's multiplayer

>>383901773
If the first isn't real I'm going to be pissed.

>you play as a space fighter making fried chicken
>FPS game where you play as a clown trying to defend his circus

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>>383902018
Oh, it's very real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1KyTKuEXM

>>383902242
First one could be Chicken Invaders. So I'm gonna go with that. As for the second I think there were some clown themed FPS game from the late 90s to early 00s, but my mind is drawing a complete blank and it might be false memories at this point.

>>383902508
ding ding its chicken invaders

>Beat em up for the CD-i where you beat up furries and mutants in a post-apocalyptic world. Animated by the guys who did the Zelda CD-i games. In game werewolf commentator is voiced by Maddie Blaustein, Meowth's voice actor
>Extremely obscure sequel to I.M Meen, where you have to defeat I.M Meen's girlfriend/wife before she fucks up history permanently. I.M Meen himself shows up for 2 minutes tops.

>Platfromer where you're an elastic band. You use your elastic body to snap enemies to death and to jump great heights
>NES game about a baseball kid who kicks footballs at enemies

>>383902310
Thank you so much for opening my eyes.

>>383895232
>>Planet Earth is invaded by sentient pickles and you fight them off with a salad-shooter in this action-platformer
Had that on a 1000 Free Games cd. Shit was cash. Along with Halloween Harry and Skunny.