Pefection.

Pearlfection

How can anyone (except Callie) compete?

>>383888968
>Except Marie

Autocomplete can be a real bitch sometimes. You're welcome.

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>>383888968
They can't. Marina = Callie > Pearl >>> a pile of shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marie

Threadly reminder.
Marina = harbor
Pearl + Marina = Pearl Harbor.

>>383888182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95KcyON8uE

Who's singing the Splatfest theme, Pearl or Marina?

This character keeps getting posted.

I wonder who could be behind this.

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>>383889463
>This video contains content from Nintendo, who has blocked it on copyright grounds
I guess neither of them do.

>>383889463
Marina. Pearl does the background vocals.

>>383889496
Horny fucks?

i really don't understand this fucking meme

she's gaudy, cluttered, looks like she's made of rubber, and has a constantly worried expression on her face

what do you fucks see in her

>>383890393
First non-enemy octoling

delicious brown on top of it

>>383890393
Superior Octoling.

>>383890393
you'd be worried too if a stray ink shot could instantly kill you permanently
she's an Octoling, not an Inkling
she cannot use their unholy resurrection devices

>>383889231
Alright, I think this is my favorite ranking of the idols. You're right

>>383890393
First purposedly lewd design in the series (cleavage, one side of her pants being really low).

>>383889552
Why does the nig squid always look slightly uncomfortable about her situation

why does it make me hard?

>>383889363
Not even close. That's like calling a carpark a simile for City.

>Nintendo hasn't released Splatoon themed water guns or clothing

Do they not know the selling power of their IPs or what?

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>>383891048
Two nukes weren't enough.

There better be some god damn lesbian hentai of Marina and Callie and Marie. I NEED IT.

Special cameo by Pearl fingering herself on the side as no one wants to love her but she still gets horny watching Marina in ecstasy.

PLEASE GOD

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>>383888182
so why are her eyebrows constantly raised? is she the jaden smith of Splatoon?

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>>383891227
They actually sell both in Japan.

I'm gonna racemix so hard that even /pol/ will create a white genocide thread after that

>>383890886
its because her producer forces her to wear a buttplug at all times

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>>383891561
Lucky bastards.

>>383890695
>basic female inklings hip sway and spats
>not purposefully lewd
that sway is 100% lewd and was definitely on purpose

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Salmon Run not being available all the time is a crime. Who the fuck okays these decisions?

>>383889676
C U T E

>>383892304
I think they just want to keep the playerbase as unsplit as possible. And maybe to have another "event" like structure in-between Splatfests I guess. I'm not a fan of it either, I hope you can at least acess the mode in private lobbies or squad up with friends, which it looks like you can based on the VC app.

>>383892304
Has it been confirmed that there will be more than two maps in the rotation? That's what killed Splatoon for me

>>383894880
that hasnt changed, they are just shortening the rotation time.

>>383894880
I have no idea. This close to release, and even after multiple directs, I feel like there's still alot left unknown about Splatoon 2.

>>383888182
Callie is still the undisputed best, you'll never make me like this literal nigger.

too niggerish should have been more lightbrown

callie is being fucking by splatim in the octoling base so can become a semen demon and get more popularity than marie who get her popularity the purest way.

>>383889231
>>383889552
I wanna fuck both of them

>>383895091
Are you retarded

I'm sick of this nigger squid and her dumb face already

>>383895167
Reminder to ignore /pol/ bait and the first replies they get (as it is most likely a false flag). Keep the thread on topic and discuss Splatoon. Then the politicfags will fuck off. Simple right?

>>383895182
i know it hurt anon, but is the truth

>>383895278
>squid

>>383895278
>>/pol/

>>383895474
well yeah, pearl act like a nigger

I don't like Marina. Her face always looks like she's very very nervous like someone is forcing her. It makes me uncomfortable. Why is she making that face?

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>>383890393
The worried face just makes her cuter.

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>>383895526
kek, well played

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Marina is only popular for her sex appeal.
Pearl at least has some attitude to back her up.