I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

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stop stealing butter

Shit game

bannerlord when

You guys know how difficult it is to drink from a skull?

>>383881804
why do YOU?

rhodoks are white and based

>>383881804
Difficult? Impossible
>remove the upper half
>try to pour drink
>it leaks out of the eye sockets and jaws

>>383881804
>turn skull upside down
>drino out of the eyeholes
Wow so hard.

>>383881926
Dumb mountainniggerposter.

Swadians are the future of Calradia.

>>383881804
Not if you're Bulgarian :^)

>>383881619
this weekend

>>383881846
When you're in med school, you get to do stupid stuff out of stress. That and groping corpses every few weeks was our thing. One of my classmates fucked one during a drunken dare. I lost that bet good.

>>383882046
>>383882102
You gotta treat it like those small japanese bowl for sake. Don't overfill it and drink from the base. You will spill stuff if you drink from any of the sockets.

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>tfw you picked nords the first time you played because vikangz and shit
>these guys show up

>>383882302
huh

>enter game
>instantly have to fight some dude
>told to recruit 5 soldiers from some merchant
>enter over world map
>try to move
>immediately chased down and jumped by 19 horsemen that i can't outrun while I am completely alone and not even mounted

so wtf is this shit?

>>383882420
Enter the settlement and stay there until those bandits move away. It only costs a few.

How is the GoT mod?

>>383882783
It could be better but Cozur is a cunt.

>Start first game ever.
>Leave starting city.
>Immediately attacked by 16 bandits
>No army.
>Wreck there shit anyways.
>Be overpowered all game due to that first load of good loot

>>383882931
There's so many things wrong with this I can't even.

>>383882931

>be overpowered with shitty cloth armor, literal rocks and broken daggers

uhhhh...

>>383883226
And you went past "beating 16 bandits alone in first game ever"???

>>383883317

my first ever game of mount and blade was in gekokujo and my character had a bow and i effortlessly killed the 8 or so bandits that attacked me so yeah

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>>383881926
Say that to my Swadian Knight you goat-fucking pleeb.

>>383882420
>Stay away from big groups of baddies
>Recruit at nearby settlements
>Attack smaller groups of bandits and level up your party

I see no problem here.

>>383882302
jesus fucking christ, I'm starting to think that that girl's story was actually real

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>>383881804

>>383882420
>not starting with a horse

H E H E H

>Diplomacy is widely recommended by most players
>hasn't been updated in ages
>apparently not compatible with the latest version of Warband
Is there a patch somewhere?

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>mfw I'm gonna rule Caldaria with an army of sword sisters

>>383885372
too bad their fucking coursers make them useless as cavalry.
i used them as elite city guards in the end.

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>find out about solid and shade just few days ago
>mfw

>>383881272
Whats the shittest faction?

>>383886416
horsefuckers by a long shot followed by vaegirs.

>>383885256
Dickplomacy.

It's the r18 version but you can turn off all sex content

>>383886493
i always want to be a swadian knight type character but the swadians always get dicked by every side and by day 100 they basically dont exist anymore

feels bad

whats the fastest way to get that fuckign butter eater gone

>>383886674
get isolla of suno unfuck the swadian faction murder the nords fight for swadia you knave

>>383886674
you gotta fuck everyone in the field, you can roll around taking names, just make sure you don't get knocked out cos the auto-complete battles are fucking retarded

>>383886721
yes sire

>>383886785
What the hell is wrong with the autobattles, anyway? If I go into battle with a full company of Rhodok snipers and Nord huscarls, I would likely lose like one or two at most against most forces. But the autobattle would shred my lines as though it was an even fight.
Does it just perform a simple calculation based on the odds and numbers or some shit? It would be great if it remembered past performances against similar forces and could extrapolate from that.

>>383887018
just play a mod like floris that has the battle continuation

So is the only way to have peasant girls work in brothels is capturing them and forcing them to work?

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>>383881272
You won't drink from anyone's skull after I shoot you with this here crossbow, seacuck raider

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>>383881804
>You guys know how difficult it is to drink from a skull?
Hmm...
>google up drinking from a scull
>>383882231
Apparently so.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SWADIAN?

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>>383889268
>Mighty sea raider
>Filthy swadian
Pick one nigger

Levelling crossbow is the actual worst.

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>>383890173
>peasant who walks around in,the snow for shits and giggles.
>glorious armored charger knight, with the morning star, there to kill fags and feast, and he's all out a feast.