What kind of wildlife animals do you think Far Cry 5 will have?

>>383879770
coyotes bears n shit

think RDR

why didn't he ask shiva for help

did that leopard peel his scalp off?

>>383880021
that's what it looks like

>>383879770
niggers

>tfw people never stick their arms down an animal's throat when they're being attacked

A man killed a grizzly bear with his hands and teeth by doing this. Why don't people realize how amazing humans are at choking and suffocating things?

>>383880181
Even kangaroos know how imba that shit is.

>>383880181
There's this thing called panic

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>>383879770
the great american ape

>>383880181
how do you keep its mouth open long enough to get your arm down its throat?

>>383880241

UMA DELICIOSO

>>383880181
and wouldn't a grizzly bear just bite your arm off?

>>383880339
bullet time mode

How the fuck did he peel off his scalp when the dogs claws don't seem that long?

>>383880406
https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth

Gag reflex is a bitch, ain't it?

>>383880457
Until you meet a slut of a bear, then you are dead meat

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>ubisoft

>>383880590
You can gag her bear pussy with your dick.

>>383880705
>implying white bois can compete

>>383880021
Guy died the next day because the hospital discharged him after stitching him up.

>>383880741

You realize bears have really small penises right? Unless you're Asian, humans can definitely please a female bear more than any male bear ever could.

>>383880181
>wow i am faced with a predator with one of the strongest bites in the animal kingdom, better stick my hand in its mouth

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>>383881021
>bears
>strongest bites in the animal kingdom

>>383880894
... Anon said without giving a source.

>>383879770
Why was that guy trying to steal that leopards bike?

>>383879770
drumpfanzees

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>>383879770
> more eagles

>>383881021
Admittedly, it isn't something that would be common sense. But it is definitely something that will save your life if you're being mauled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3F9xX8V3jk
This American didn't kill his Grizzly like Dale Peterson did, but he was still able to save himself by shoving his arm into the bear's throat while he was being attacked. Large mammals are very bad when it comes to gag reflexes.

>>383881119
Follow up from CNN right after the incident. I dunno if it had a written version though.

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>>383880913
>I should know, im a professional bear dick sniffer

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Scorpions. Of the Significantly Larger than Human Variety.

>>383881469
>CNN

>>383879770

I'm not sure...

But, I'll soon found out, since I pre-ordered the game after the first teaser.

>>383881605
I'm more afraid of the idea of giant hornets and wasps. And not like too giant like building or car-sized, but like the legth of your arm sized.
So big enough to climb on you take sizeable chunks out of you and sting you just deep enough to not kill you too quick. Oh and they attack in swarm still so there's the "unstoppable buzzing wave of death" feel still there.

>>383881605
>try to escape
>continually fly into horrific creature you're trying to escape from

The scorpion didn't even move. Dumb hornet (maybe wasp I'm not sure)

>>383882543
Good. Fuck hornets and wasps.

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>>383879770
How come there hasn't been a game where you're a guy with a LMG and you shoot at big cats?

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>>383880417

>>383880241
U M A D E L I C I A

>>383879770
this is how you fix poo in the loo issues

>>383882850
That's what I did in FC3. That said, I really just walked around with a flamethrower and LMG on that game and watched the world burn. Very therapeutic.

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>>383879770
his...his scalp is coming off. that is awesome.

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>>383883002

>>383883002
shit i didn't notice that

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>wolves
>bears
>Wendigo DLC (calling it now)
>bigfoot
>mooses
>poison cows

niggers

>>383880451
obviosly attacked from behind and opened his skull with his jaws
Must have been a great sight

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>>383879770
>big foot
>unga boongas
>wild burgers
>mountain men