Was this the epitome of writing in videogames?
Zero Time Dilemma
>why the fuck did you do all this?!
>complex motives
That's pretty much the plot of Zero Escape in a nutshell.
Is he flipping off the players?
>>383872702
yes, DmC was a huge fuck you to the fans
New Dante:
Demon: Who the FUCK are you?
Dante: I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit!
Demon: You can't kill me, I'm 12000 years old!
Dante: You don't look a day over a million*grins*
Demon: F-f-fuck YOU!
Dante: FUCK YOU!
Demon: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Old Dante:
Demon: Who the FUCK are you?
Dante: Whoa ho ho ho lady, you shouldnt curse, it's not very nice!
Demon: What?
Dante: Whoa ho ho woo hoo hoo I'm cuhrazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!*juggles 3 boxes of pizzas as he rides a tricycle*
Demon: Ok seriously, wtf is this shit?
Dante: Whoo whooo hooooooooooooooo oh yeah I'm cuhrazay this is what I.... LIVE FOR!*poses really gayly and scarfs down all the pizza, farting nonstop*
Demon: Yeah, this is retarded.
Dante: A-a-am I cool yet?
Demon: No.
Dante: B-b-b-back dat ass up;_;
>>383873830
If you're gonna make a post at least post some actual credible opinions.
This isn't even funny as a joke ffs.
Dude you suck.