Name a single video game character that can defeat Glueman. Protip:

>>383866069
The Egg

>>383866069
What are Glueman's abilities?

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>>383866069

>>383866069
Rubberman

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>>383866069
Cap'n Crunch.

>>383866242
Cap'n Crunch won by bullshit, and you know that.

NEXT JERMA RUMBLE W H E N

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>>383866069

T H E P E N C I L

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>>383866242

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>>383866069

Zeraxos

Easy

>>383866460
Meant for >>383866295

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>>383866069

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Carl

>>383866069
Okay, Gabe Newell was a fucking pro and you know it.

>>383866069
That nigga in the spaceman suite.

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Is there a single player in the game today who could outperform Gabe "Glueman" Degrossi?

PRESTO
MAJESTO

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this is a 30 year old streamer

>>383867161
Is Jerma physique achievable natty?

>>383867161
This is a NO KIM ALLOWED thread. Delete this

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>tfw you will never be friends with Jerma

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>>383867161
jesus christ, he can do better

>>383867207
If manlet Jerma can do it so can you

>>383867252
>tfw don't have Jerma's "find humour in everything and is constantly having fun" mindset

>>383867232
Tell me about Kim-chan, what's her narrative

>>383867161
That hair makes Kim look like a guy.

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FUCK GLUEMAN NIGGA

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Imagine putting a Late show whit Jerma , Robbie Rotten (dont remind me he i dyinig , just put the characther there) and Bob Ross

>>383867383
She protected her twitter timeline. It's pretty awful

>>383866121
He processes the power of both glue and adhesives.

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>>383867360

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What went wrong?

>>383867653
Overwatch.

>>383866121
ACROSS THE COURT 3-POINT ONE-HANDED SHOTS
A L L S E A S O N L O N G

>>383867383
It would probably phyiscally hurt you to have to listen to her talk in person.

>>383866391
He had a great theme.
Not sure if it can top Byeah's or Glueman's, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL2VVzsTX2A

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Did you remember to renew your subscription?

>>383867653
Settling.

>>383867653
blizzardbux and nobody liking his non-tf2 videos

>>383867725
I have a high pain tolerance

>>383867653
His only good videos were those with Jerma on it

HEEEEY GAMERS!

>>383867886
They really are, Ster started including his wife or gf in his videos, she is incredibly tryhard and unfunny

>>383867701
How long can he honestly keep going with it? He plays the same game for hours on end every single day.

He has to be getting burned out on it soon. He constantly sounds depressed in his streams.

>>383867653
Literally Basically: Finn
It was the video that made him quit youtube
Shame cause I thought it was a fun video

Cheeseburgers

>>383867653
everyone praised his "dry sense of humor" when he worked with Jerma. Alone he's just comes off as an asshole 99% of the time.
The only reason I used to watch his solo videos was because he was really good at TF2 and it was interesting enough for me to put up with him. I don't watch his solo overwatch shit because i can get that content from a ton of people way more bearable than him.

post top jermas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHhpZOlY1c

>>383868060
Cawfee

>>383866574
he never fucking wins.

>>383868056
same, but his non tf2 stuff got no views and since streaming overshit is easier and has a bigger turnout he has no reason to waste time on videos nobody will watch anymore

>>383868015
Women are simply the worst, aren't they?

I just want to know what a good wrestling game is. Last one I played was Smackdown vs Raw 2007 for the PS2. Any of the current ones have a great character creation system? And I mean no symmetry if I want, as well as good gameplay?

>>383868103
Give me the Jerma starter kit, /v/
I liked what I saw with his New Vegas stuff.

>>383867653
Overwatch burned him hard, he sounds dead inside every stream. Cute wife tho

>>383868103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXses0_z8dE

>>383868091
in addition to this its really hard not to see Star_ as an asshole after he basically dumped Jerma for going out to dinner rather than playing a game with him.
It was a simple miscommunication and

>>383868251
Watch all of his wonderbook videos
Watch all the jerma is mad videos
GTA IV with Star
any tf2 video with star pretty much

>>383868405
Thanks pal

>>383867401
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO REY MYSTERIO??????????

>>383868251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3JlXhXXA-Q

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>jerma will never be your friend in real life

Reminder that THIS GUY has more pussy than what /v/irgins would ever have
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WRO4GSy6xpU

>>383866606
nice 666 get

>>383868638
burgahboy isn't a guy he's a legend

>>383868176
Yeah that was a damn shame, some of my favorite videos from Star_ were non TF2 stuff like sweet genious or Gorbo grandman. I dont completely hate his streams tho, it can be fun when he plays with Arcadum and I think Ashley guest appearances are always funny and at least he's somewhat enjoying what he does instead of making forced youtube videos while he hates his life

>>383866069
Dark excellent donald

>>383868091
I never got the impression that he was an asshole during his solo live-commentary videos. Especially the late-night ones.
Even then his actual live-commentary videos are all better than his streams. Every time I try to watch his streams he sounds dead inside.

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>>383868317
Except he does that shit all the time. Another time Ashley cancelled a doctor's appointment and Jerma flaked out at the last minute. I'm sure you've known someone who is chronically late, it gets old really fast.

>>383868276
the bathing in his clothes always gets me

>>383868317
A communications disruption, if you will?

>>383867161
>tfw jerma bf will never go out of his way to make you laugh

end me right now

Who is the most powerful being in the Jerma multiverse?

>>383869083
the collective Byeah conciousness is probably the strongest

>>383869083
mr sneakman

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Why does Jerma hate him so much?

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>>383868251
Here's everything you need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLzYHiYauoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtz_M7T0_RU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWJ_cA-rs6s

>>383869083
the old bones

>>383868936
Yea but they were friends and made content together for over 4 years. It didn't really seem to get old fast for Star_, my theory is and has always been that Star_ felt like he was outgrowing Jerma because Star_ is a competitive player and Jerma is a comedian.
Felt like to me that Star_ wanted to ditch Jerma and used that really dumb reason to do it.

>>383867161
ew, what an ugly ass bitch

>>383867884
she ignores defense

>>383869083
Demon Lord Zeraxos, followed by the Magician from the live action rumble

>>383866220
Underrated post.

>>383869021
Yea. Didn't mean to include the "and"

>>383869083
As anon said the Byeahs, maybe. The Rats are pretty powerful given their ubiquitousness, however Pacman's "The Push" is Demonbane tier. The Magician is high tier.

>>383869201
I thought Star himself admitted that he is worse than Jerma in terms of entertainment

>>383868251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP6-Vb3LNXA

Will we ever see a new video on his main channel? Seems like all the money's gone from making YouTube videos and now the only way to make a living is Twitchsploitation.

>>383869328
rats
rats
we're the rats

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>>383869279
>Demon Lord Zeraxos
>powerful

>>383868936
How do you guys find out about this shit?

>>383869412
star said it on stream

>>383869347
2nd Jerma is very much old Jerma tier content but with new games
Main Jerma would be for projects like Pac Man Halloween special

>>383869376
We prey at night, we stalk at night

We're the rats

>>383869191
He doesnt lift

>>383869191
whozat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgin9V80sQ
I really miss the VGCW

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>>383866069
the canonically strongest character in the jermaverse

>>383869336
>you
Yea but the point I was more trying to make is that Star_ just left, and I feel like the Sterma fans deserved better.
I'm honestly just butthurt that their collaborations ended to abruptly because they were golden for so long. I usually defend jerma because he was always my favorite and I don't feel like any of it was his fault.

>>383869201
That's four years of Jerma being untrustworthy and flakey. And now he has an obnoxious girlfriend who is maliciously making Jerma miss appointments so she can have his time instead. At some point it stops being worth the effort to try to spend time with someone.

>>383869083
Easy Pete

I'm
Laughin
About
it

>>383869475
You know, it started off as an honest idea but his second account has become quite the same thing as his original account. What's the point? Why not just put everything on one channel instead of losing viewers by switching between channels?

>>383869676
But sometimes thats all just a part of being friends with somebody. Good friends can understand that kinda shit happening and just wanna see you happy. just halting friendship with someone isn't a great show of character.
Honestly though all of these arguments could be completely baseless because we don't actually know what state their relationship is in, and honestly they're both doing well so they're probably both content.

>>383869741
at this point I'm pretty sure Jerma feels like it's too far gone to switch back

>>383869862
I think the issue is that jerma doesn't wanna play overwatch with star because he doesn't like it, and star doesn't wanna play anything else because he's the "overwatch" guy and would lose too many viewers
It's kinda like kripp with hearthstone

>>383867252
>>383867360
People seem to find him so appealing, but all I see is just someone yelling into the microphone and faking being angry.
God he is obnoxious, to me he's almost DSP levels of horrendous

>>383869191
Jerma hates him?

>>383869591
Vinny from Vinesauce

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>>383869191
>mfw Vinny hijacked one of Jerma's streams

>>383869191
It's a joke. They pulled off a joke together on Jerma's stream, it's pretty funny.

Here's a link to the joke. Further more, Jerma might collaborate with Vinny on the charity stream.

The clip should still be on Jerma's Twitch channel.

>>383867161
Fuck, Jerma deserve so much better...

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>>383867754
>Open that video expecting a regular parody of "geek culture"
>THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX

If you don't like Kim don't worry shes on the way out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDv8TX_Mtr4

>>383871104
He really does.
>fairly attractive
>fit
>funny, charming, humble
>moderate internet fame
He seems like an honest catch but doesn't realize it.

>>383868103
>>383868251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX2y4ZZhgsk
This is still the single funniest moment to ever come out of Jerma's channel. The first time I saw this was probably the hardest i've laughed in my life.

>>383870404
THIS STREAMER IS FUCKED

>>383870857
Nice link

>>383871718
What's that video where they're roleplaying two colleagues on their way to work and their car gets T-boned?

>>383871970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTWa3Em1xbY

>tfw everybody's too busy complaining about lack of Star_ collabotations to give Etalyx the love he deserves
Some of the streams he has done with Etalyx have been gold, and I'm happier to see a stream with him than I would be if I saw a stream with Star_ at this point.

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>>383867653
ster
>just streams himself complaining about overbotch while sounding dead inside the entire time
>always snappy and barely interacts with his chat unless he's bullying someone in his chat
>got fat because he only eats fast food and his only form of exercise is moving his hands while playing a shitty blizzard fps for 12 hours a day
>never makes videos anymore, rarely makes stream highlights
jerma
>interacts with his community constantly
>still fit
>still C O M P A C T
>still has his good sense of humor and energy that he has maintained for almost 10 years now
>plays a variety of fun and interesting games
>hasn't completely quit youtube and uploads stream highlights regularly
don't do blizzard games, kids

>>383872496
>C O M P A C T

T I NY

>>383871718
nothing still gets me like this does

gta transcends either of their channels

>>383872579
meant to post https://youtu.be/7jOmHMLSyr8?t=49s

jerma's laughing makes it so much better

>>383872529
W O R L D
A V E R A G E

>>383872496
I don't watch him stream but I think jerma would be fine even if he just played games but the way he goes the extra mile to do stupid shit like VR games, clown jokes and magic tricks makes him actually feel like he's passionate about entertaining
Star just sounds like he's fucking burnt out and grumpy all day, back in the day he was snarky but still looked like he had fun, his medianXL diablo runs were the comfiest things ever though

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>>383866069
PREPARE YOURSELF

>>383872529
https://youtu.be/D-RJ2-khnso?t=274

>>383872529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdmhUfqGNjM

stop spreading misinfo asshole

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Ster just confirmed that he and Jerma aren't friends anymore

>>383873004
source?

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>>383866069
Soups on baby!

>>383873116
ster is streaming right now. I guess you can watch the vod after

he didnt say why. Ashle, in chat, says they dont talk about it to avoid potential drama so there WAS something

>>383873116
His stream, like fifteen minutes ago. He and Ashley don't want to drag up internet drama by going in more detail.
We all know it's because of Kim though.

I DON'T LIKE YOUR LOOK

>>383871528
i hope you understand that this was a joke

>>383873284
>>383873294
spoonfeed me, clip it

>>383868056
Any source / explanation as to why that video in particular was the cause?
I liked it too, but didn't hear anything special about it.

>>383869150
What happens if a byeah disagrees with the others at a meeting of the byeahs?

>>383872869
>Watch the Mortal Kombat movie with friends last week
>Every time Cage speaks all I hear is "JOHNNY CAGE IS NOT AFRAID TO DIE"
I miss VGCW

>>383874367
Pretty sure he was really proud of that video, but almost as soon as it was put up it got copyright claimed and de-monetized, so he made like less than 20 bucks off of it. That doesn't even cover the money it took him to buy the TV series on DVD to use the footage.
And you know how ster makes videos, he goes all in, non-stop video making with very little sleep for days to get them done. So after all of that, he LOST money by making a video that he cared about but most of his fanbase didn't because it wasn't TF2.
This isn't an exact retelling, but it's fairly accurate as far as I'm aware.

>>383874759
Damn man, that sucks.
Thanks for the heads up.

Live Action Jerma Rumble is the best video he's made

>>383867653
He seems depressed to me.

>>383867884
For you.

>>383875182
Who wouldn't be depressed doing what he does, day in day out?

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>>383867653
He moved to overwatch because he was burned out of tf2 but then proceed to fast tracked the burn out on ow and wouldn't and wont play anything because blizzbucks.

>>383868251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7ezLiR4rY

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>>383874993
>mfw The Egg gets pushed down and breaks

Why did jerma and star abandoned their main channels?

>>383875945
Easier to stream and pay someone else too make highlight videos.

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What went wrong?

>>383875945
YouTube money is gone
Twitch pays more than twice as much for work that takes less than half the effort

>>383876261
Nothing!

>>383871702
He's a manlet.

>>383874993
>Spends a bunch of money on it out of his own pocket
>Ads dont even run
>Most people would do a kickstarter or some bullshit
>Put a huge amount of effort for it for his fans
Based Jerma

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>>383874993
>When the magician came out

>>383869496
I'M THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

>>383867161
He deserves so much better.

>>383867161
This is depressing. And to think that she's the reason he and star aren't friends anymore. Is she really worth it? Are there any redeeming factors about her?

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When will Miserable Mikey make a return?

>>383869083
The Apple

>>383866069
Why is star such a faggot pussy now?

Our president is a bigot and a racist t.Star_
Jerma>>>>>>>>>>>>>Star_

If star and Jerma aren't friends anymore then I can cancel my twitch sub to star

In other news, ster made friends with a new, less funny Jeremy. "Arcadum" is his name on twitch, he grew bc of star but now people don't care anymore and he's dying. He lost like 80 subs in a month.

>>383877118
>Subbing to anyone but Jerma

It's like you use Twitch for anything other than Jerma's streams.

>>383877118
Arcadum does okay. He's only lost 80 subs because he's pushing for them too hard and getting guilt subs that cancel when they realize their $5 sub is really a $60 commitment

Does anyone have the Kim screenshots? You know the ones.

>>383875945
jerma is paying someone to edit his 2nd highlight channel with probably a cut of the youtube money.
ster got lazy and went relying on twitch for money

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>>383877308
I know. I moderate his streams. I've been subbed since he got the button. I don't want him to die, but I know he will. His goals are too outlandish and he keeps pushing hard for them, and he doesn't give a single reason to be subbed other than guilt tripping the chat by saying "if we don't make it steam dues l dies". His wife is really nice though.

>>383877118
but i like arcadum

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>>383877664
See >>383877618
He's not going to make it, he tried too hard to play off star, and then star stopped spoonfeeding him viewers.

Did Jerma ever finished the book he was talking about 2 years ago?

>>383877894
___no___

>>383867161
>star_ literally called her a succubus
everyone played it off as a joke, but deep down inside, star_ hates her. i feel bad for him about that

>>383867161
Jerma is a compact chad. Its astonishing that he chose to settle with that

>>383877618
>I moderate his streams.

aw don't say that, now i'll wonder forever. I used to moderate for Ma3la, maybe we know eachother but yeah, Arcadum is trying to do too much too fast. He needs to chill out and steadily grow some loyalty. And go back to being more GLORIOUS. He's hard to watch now since half the time he's streaming, he seems so sad

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I feel sad for Jerma.
>apply for Tinder because his last gf left him
>a fuckton of people don't accept because vidya
>he has to settle down with some whore who's actually a man
life isn't fair bros. bad shit is supposed to happen to bad people why is it happening to Jerma?

>>383868103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x57581RtkY
Jerma in a nutshell

>>383878067
He learned star's sadness and lost what made him ARCADUM, CRUSADER OF MODERN DAY. I just wish he knew how fast twitch channels usually grow, because he thinks he's supposed to grow way faster than he realistically should.

I wish he would talk to Jerma. They're a perfect fit together.
I'm blue, if I were green I would die, I'm blue.

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>>383878478
>C L I C K I T

>>383874689
WVGCW is still going. It aired on Tuesday actually. It's honestly better now than VGCW was in its final season.

>>383878478
>That hit noise
Jerma is a master of sounds as well as illusions.

*whistling* BOOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRRRuMAlk6U (20:27)

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>>383877984
This so much.
>Have best bro
>Could fucking kill someone and I'd hide that shit
>Gets a girl
>Argues with everyone, doesn't let anyone be alone with the guy
Why do the best bros always end up with the worst girls?

COFFEE

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How can one manlet be so handsome and charismatic?
Why does he have everything I don't?

It's just not fair, guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuUtcuktIr4

>>383879201
The power of positive thinking and compactness

>>383879052
VinnyXJerma when? Please.

>>383879265
>Jerma lives in Boston
>Vinny lives in New York

It has to happen. They have to do a stream together. We have to find out which one is worse at Smash.

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>you will never say hi to jerma

>>383879359
Duel of the ancients
>veensouus

so what happened to star and jerma?

>>383879415
Read thread.

>>383879360
how the fuck is he so perfect?

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>Jerma got bullied in high school for being a manlet
>he's got ADHD and his parents thought he was a retard
>he had to learn to be funny just so he wouldn't be bullied

>all these years later he's now making good money just sitting around and playing video games and everyone loves him

w-we're all gonna make it...

>>383879415
Star is a dedicated Overwatch streamer and Jerma's a variety streamer. Star also seems to really hate Kim, legit because Jerma has cancelled plans with him to go out with her. Star straight up called Kim a succubus on stream and talked a bunch of shit, dude's a cunt.

>>383879742
>Star is a cunt for pinning a 3D as a 3D
I'd understand if you approached this with a different line of reasoning but this sounds like one of the few reasons he isn't.

>>383879742
Shut up Kim.

>>383879742
jerma did this shit on multiple occasion though.
at one point he claimed his wife cancelled a doctors appointment to play with jerma, only to have jerma limpdick out of the schedule he made
it's a shame really. they were such a dynamic and it's hard to see it crumbling down.

>>383879742
have you fucking seen the shit she posts on twitter

she is ACTUALLY a fucking succubus and she's killing Jerma.

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I gotta thank /v/ for exposing me to Jerma. Easily the only youtube gamer I can stand, and I really love his videos. Seems like a genuinely great guy. Always wondered how he never got as popular as Star despite being so funny, but I guess it's because he's more casual. Still the best.

>>383873284
>>383873294
i doubt these anons are here, but since the vod is here, anyone got the timestamps before i waste my time searching for it?

>>383867754
I remember that box, I shit in that box.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wBA6SDcG7g

smiles you couldn't protect

CUNG

>>383880279
didnt stamp it but its about 3.5 hours in. Start at like 3:15 - 3:20

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>>383880287
>jermas an oswaldbro
I knew he was based, but this is taking it to the next level.

>>383868107
CHEETOS

>>383880074
Link to her twitter?

>>383867161
Why, Jerma?

>>383879742
>t. Kim

Denz is a talented swordsman

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How do we reunite the dinamic duo?

>>383879801
>>383879816
>>383880072
>>383880074
>>383881025
Guys c'mon. My point isn't that Kim isn't a cunt because she is. My point is, star brought it up on stream and brought all of this to public knowledge, which is a dick move.

Airing your dirty laundry in front of thousands of people just to get back at Jerma is shitty.

>>383881103
remove overwatch

>>383881103
Wait for Kim to blow up and destroy Jerma mentally.
Then wait for Jerma to get over his oneitis.

>>383881103
Delete Kim.
Make Ster play something other than Overwatch, PUBG and DnD

>>383867161
Every time I'm reminded about that bitch I get angry

He can do so much better

>>383881153
>Hey guys in two hours we're going to do custom games with Jerma
>Huh I guess he's late
>Huh I guess he's not showing up
>Oh I got a text saying that he's going out to dinner with his girlfriend instead
>STOP AIRING YOUR DIRTY LOUNDRY REEEEEE!

>>383880725
This is her twitter: https://twitter.com/kimdangbb

but it's locked now. Guess she doesn't want people seeing the awful fucking shit she's said on it.

>>383881153
He's trying to save Jerma from that awful piece of shit human being. The amount of adoration that star has expressed for Jerma in the past only solidifies his point even more. Star has nothing to gain from lying about her, she's stealing one of his best friends.

>>383881103
tell star to stop being a bitter, tryhard asshole all the time
seriously, it's like he can't resist being a douche any time he can
i wouldn't wanna hang out with a guy who insults his fans all day

>>383881153
he was clearly frustrated during that stream.
he didn't do the right thing but he was at a boiling point and you can't blame him for getting mad that jerma blew him off again for a thing that jerma scheduled himself.
they're both in the wrong here.

>>383881332
Yeah nah dude. He fuckin went off. He wasn't just calmly like "okay I guess jerma's not coming," he shouted about jerma's girlfriend being a succubus and talked about every bad thing jerma had done for the past six months. It wasn't cool.

Jerma fucked up but star clearly took it too far.

Need further proof that kim is a succubus and slowly killing jerma

>>383881341
>The amount of adoration that star has expressed for Jerma in the past only solidifies his point even more

I was watching a stream clip where star was watching old videos with his twitch chat, giving a developers commentary.

There was one he actually had unlisted, featuring him and Jerma playing Dyling Light, and he just went on and on about how Jerma could always make him laugh.

It's pretty sad now...

>>383881445
go away kim

>>383881498
there are screenshots of her tweets but I don't have them. someone plz post.

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>>383881521
definition of a jerma joke?

>>383881498
Eh. She's just blatantly not his type. They don't seem to fit together at all and you can tell from their interactions that it's always awkward for Jerma.
This, on top of having him cancel plans with Star on multiple occasions, makes it seem like she's pulling him away from his friends despite their chemistry being bad.

I don't understand how they got together really, other than Jerma didn't have the spine to tell her he didn't want to get into a relationship. Imagine Jerma in a relationship with someone who would name their cat "Yung Soy" and scream about loving Nintendo while covered in tattoos and piercings. Makes no sense.

>>383867653
He showed his true colors
>Youtube
>puts on a show as a cynical cunt
>often had Jerma as a foil
>novelty is maintained from video to video

>Twitch
>just an actual cynical cunt 24/7
>puts no effort into trying to be entertaining
>just complains and mocks literally everything while money rolls in

A part of one his streams really stuck with me
His wife was on and they were talking about how their mutual friends always said she was just like Ster, but in reality it was Ster that acts like her because he otherwise has no real personality.

>>383881637
Crying.

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>>383881521
>and he just went on and on about how Jerma could always make him laugh.

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"Someone donated 15 dollars for a Jerma story, but all I have is we're not friends anymore." -ster 2017

Fucking hell. It really is over.

>>383881521
If I remember correctly, he said that he thought jerma was a million times funnier than him and that Jerma deserved to be more popular than he did, since he was just an unfunny prick who is decent at some games.

>>383881637
What's in the crate?
Aw dude theres a kniiiife, cawfee, cheezits, chickeeeen

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>>383881645
i say we get our best female and offered as tribute to our lord and savior jerma as her queen

>>383881637
Yeah, that's the one

>>383867517
O MY GLUE NEN

does anyone has the clip where he says they arent friends anymore?

>>383880594
thanks anon. it's on 3:37 for any anons that want to hear the confirmation of the end of an era

>>383867161
she looks like that crossdressing chinese dude from Mr Robot fucking lmao

>>383881786
The two just have different skills. Jerma has literally practiced being a charismatic improv guy, whereas Star is best at editing and carefully-planned videos.

It's not so much that their streams prove Jerma is better so much as their streams prove Jerma is a better streamer and Star is too much of a cunt to do something which requires fan interaction.
He can't filter himself with a stream like he does with videos, he can't weed out his own shitty attitude.

But of course, because he built his fanbase on TF2, people only wanted to watch TF2 videos. Which he took as a sign to just quit youtube entirely (because he's an entitled baby), thus quitting the only content he made that was good.

>try to watch Jerma's stream
>that shitty WAIT WAT sound plays every 10 seconds
Why do streamers do this?

>>383882040
How does one "practice" being charismatic?

>>383882094
It lets them know who to thank for the donations.

>>383881624
it was mostly normal sjw shit like trump insults and "MRAs REEEEEE," things everyone's seen already. That and privating her account should be enough to show how obnoxious of a person she is

>>383872932
Stand up and prove it
Fuck all of yas!
>Silence
Damnit

Makes me giggle every time

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>>383881919
twitch: videos/158975559

At about 3 hours and 37 minutes. Someone makes a donation asking for a Jerma story and he says they're not friends anymore.

>>383866121
being a motherfucker that doesnt afraid of anything

>>383867161
Daily reminder that this is the best an eceleb 5'6" manlet can do. I don't know why people are saying that he could do better.

>>383882143
I know I've seen the screenshots. I just want someone to post it for the lad that doesn't bleive us.

>>383873004
I honestly saw that coming. They haven't made something together in a long time and more and more ster became the kind of person Jerma wouldn't want to be associated with.

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No , i dont want to live in this universe , i want jerma and ster to be friends

>>383882256
3:37:40 to be exact

>>383882361
Jerma will find new friends. He'll get Vinny, and Criken, and Cr1tikal, and they'll all have fun together on a farm upstate. You'll see!

>>383882406
>criken
Anon, I...

>>383882361
It's like Naruto. They just have to fight nearly to the death and it'll all be cool.

Jerma vs. Star

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This thread is making me sad. I hate seeing old friends die hard

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>>383881759
it shouldn't be like this
this wasn't supposed to be our universe
it's not fair

>>383882040
To be fair he didn't want to keep doing TF2 and literally anything else he could've made videos on would've tanked him

I can understand him walking away from the medium when the projects he really enjoyed making for it weren't doing him any good

>>383882487
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

>>383882406
>Cr1tikal
gross

>>383882406
i dont want those who?
I want my sterma , i want my dinamic duo , i want my serious ster and my wacky jerma to do videos for youtube

>>383882531
I mean yeah, I fully understand it. But the way he left the community in a huff, and the way he interacts with it now, really shows that he doesn't understand why people wanted TF2 from him.
He doesn't seem to realize that he spent YEARS establishing a TF2 fanbase and that suddenly making videos about Sweet Genius and The 100 was going to be a rough transition.
He could've kept doing Basically, which was doing just fine, but he gave up entirely instead.

It really is amazing how much he contempts people for liking the content he built his entire reputation off of.

>>383882256
I don't think you can detect Ster's sarcasm. What he meant by "Were not friends anymore" is that they haven't talked in a while. There would not have been any fall out between them.

>>383882490
i always pictured star to be shorter

>>383882138
Hasn't he mentioned a bunch pretty recently that he wants to work out something different for the donations and subs because he legit hates that "streamer stops for like 20 seconds to call out subs every 30 seconds" shit? It might be during his Until Dawn streams but there's a part where he's straight up making fun of the people who do that.

>>383882487
nobody wanted to see this happen

>>383882654
anon... you have to come back to reality. denial won't help. he says in a sort of ashamed, low voice "we're not friends anymore" and then refuses to keep talking about it. ashle says in chat that it's drama and they won't bring it up.

it's over!

>>383866220
opened thread hoping to see this
saw this

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>Jerma transcended manlethood and could have had any girl he wanted
>he settled for some pinoy harpy because burgahboy set them up and he's too shy to find a girl on his own

This is the worst timeline

>>383882659
He is short. He's literally 5'6". Jerma is just tiny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaWqy8ZkiM

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>>383882659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDnZLcAQavk

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"Your telling me that jerma and ster arent friends anymore? None of this makes any sense th-that can't be how it happened!"

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>>383882654
if it was sarcasm he'd be more open or say that he was joking.
in the stream he didn't even mention anything after he said that and ashley wanted people to stop talking about it.
this is canonically the worse timeline

>>383882654
Anon...
His wife clarified about a minute after that bringing it up would only cause internet drama, and that it should just be left alone.

>>383882818
>>383882891
I thought the short thing was a meme that he milked for humour

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Don't be sad that it's gone, be happy that it was there in the first place.

What is your favorite STERma moment, /v/?

>>383881759
Whoever donated that must have so much regret right now. Way to ruin someone's day

>>383882768
If it wasn't for that comment from her I'd be agreeing with the other anon, Stars sarcasm often sounds nearly the same as him just normally saying something, but with that comment, it isn't promising. Plus the addition of "so I don't have any" or whatever he says at the end there makes it sound like he's honestly just speaking the truth. If it was a "you're dead to me" sorta joke between friends it would make sense to stop at "We're not friends anymore" but he goes further, in a way that makes it sound like he wants to discourage further questions about it

>>383883023
>post this picture on /g/
>get permabanned instantly

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>>383883101
Jerma knows how to use his own physical and mental characteristics to authentically push a good punchline. He's a clown without makeup.

IT'S OVER!

>>383882816
It kills me that so many people think that being in a shitty relationship is better than being alone

Is Jerma what happens to a manlet when they finally learn?

>>383882138
Yeah, but he didn't have to make the sound so loud and annoying.

>>383883176
for what purpose?

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>>383883179
>without makeup.
sometimes

>>383883116
__________all of it__________

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>>383883208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjEPTNsmeIA

>>383883249
no it's what happens when a manlet finds an answer, but it's the wrong one

>>383882094
You get used to it

Trust me there are much much worse twitch notification sounds out there

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Wow this thread just made me really sad. I clicked expecting the normal comfy Jerma thread, and didn't expect these feels.

This is the worst timeline.

>>383883116
What the 30 fucks am I looking at here? and is there more of it for context?

>>383867161
I still can't believe Jerma did a TF2 stream to remenisce about the good ol' days, and this unfunny bitch had to sit behind him and talk about how shit the game was.

Unforgivable.

>>383883116
That comic gets funnier if you read it left to right.

>>383883116
https://youtu.be/EEtg4A1EUF8?t=478

>>383883287
autistic avatarfag and /g/ has a pocket mod(s)

>>383883502
>there are boards with actual mods
inconcievable

>>383882094
AAAH YES I SEE THE EVIL IN YOUR EYES. BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY UNDERTAKER WILL DESTROOOOY HIM AT SUMMERSLAM
Oh mah goodness. Did you hear that?!

>>383882094
MMMNNAAA HAAAAAAAAAA THE FRENSH

>>383883421
https://exhentai.org/g/1034849/10e6d1626c/

glhf

>>383883597
I AM THE RADISKULL AND I WILL KILL YOU JUST FOR DESTROY HIM!

>>383882094
>Listen to me son
>Im your dad
>DESTROOOOOY HIM
>woah!

>>383868103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuUtcuktIr4

>>383883639
Mhaaahaah the French. Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.

>jerma plays little nightmares
>straight up says at the end that he doesn't recommend the game
I'm glad he seems to have the taste to recognise these "art" games that have inflated pricetags for a very short experience. The game was neat, don't get me wrong, and I'd buy and play it if there was more of the game after the end, but as it is I feel he was bang on with most of his points about it, especially with the entire boring as fuck starting section that was literally just climbing through vents and pushing boxes for like nearly/over an hour.

>>383884214
Yeah Little Nightmares had great atmosphere but it should have been at least twice as long to be worth twenty bucks, if you're going to make a very linear game without much replayability you should at least make it longer than a movie. It felt more like the first installment in an episodic series than a stand alone game

Jerma was blaming the game for his own incompetence a lot though

Why did this have to happen?

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

C O F F E E

>>383884418
>It felt more like the first installment in an episodic series than a stand alone game
That's about how I feel, yeah. It felt like it was just getting going, with the sorta "YOU'RE actually the nightmare" 'reveal' at the end (if you hadn't realised before then, at least), and then it's just over. I feel like the best way would've been to expand the game and just have the mannequin bitch not put you up to "full power" since as it is there wouldn't be much challenge since at the end you're giving the fat dudes the soul succ just by being in their general vicinity.

>Jerma was blaming the game for his own incompetence a lot though
you mean like every game?
>talks to chat or makes a joke instead of reading tutorial for X thing
>later spends 15+ minutes trying to figure out how to do X thing while complaining that the game never told him how to do it
when he misses the swing on that lamp right near the end I was fucking dying, though

>>383884948
CHEETOS

>>383885174
C
H
I
C
K
E
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>>383885227
>coffee cheetoo chigge chigge chiggge chigge chigger

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>>383882256
this is just a joke right
star playing a prank on us right
right?

>>383885303
NIGGER

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>>383867161
how do we save him bros

>>383885514
Honestly the only way out now is if Vinny starts telling him how it is. If I'm not wrong Vsauce started on /v/ so maybe there's "some" hope.

>>383885514
It's pretty much impossible for anyone outside of the relationship to do anything about it without an extremely bitter outcome

>>383885687
Jerma has to climb out of this pit himself. Unfortunately he's so compact that he can't reach the ledge.

>Its obvious Jerma and Kim won't last long.
>tfw the only thing this relationship will bring Jerma is suffering and loneliness

This world is just cruel.

This is the saddest and funniest thread I read in a very long time. I miss sterma so much.

Jerma is a talented painter.

How the fuck can he afford a house by himself

Jerma+Etalyx>Jerma+Star_
Prove me wrong
PRO TIP:you can't

>>383886078
Etalyx is a doormat, and not a very funny one at that

>>383886054
He has a real job presumably.

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>Thread about jerma

Didn't know /v/ had good taste

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>>383886172
I have yet to meet a person who doesn't like Jerma.

>>383886165
he'd have mentioned it at some point, when you stream for hours each week you have to talk about anything you can

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>>383886239

>>383886078
Etalyx is really boring.

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>>383886356
Hah, woops. I somehow left that huge white space there.

>>383886420
please don't play with my soul like this anon. I can still protect him. I just need more time.

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This time it's actually over. Timeline sux.

>>383882406
I fucking hope not

>>383878889
>women's """"""""""wrestling""""""""""

>>383886054
you know some days, Jerma gets several donations of $100. He'll make 300 to 400 dollars PLUS all the 5, 10, 20, 50 dollar donations PLUS what he gets from his subs. Jerma probably makes his rent money in 2 to 3 days if not in less time.

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>You are incapable of protecting that smile
>All you can do is simply watch as the smile slowly gets broken down

Even the most chipper folks have their limits, I dread the day it happens

>>383886078
As they are now, yeah, I'd have to agree. It might be better expressed as this though:
Jerma+old Star_ > Jerma+Etalyx >>>>>> anything involving new ster

>>383887513
Yep. He strikes me as the sort of person who's gonna learn from it and bounce back really quickly though. I mean, we are talking about the same person who, IIRC, got out of some pretty bad depression by literally deciding he "didn't wanna feel like that anymore"