>meet girl who really likes video games >tfw she's ugly

>>383861873
how ugly we talking?

desu lad I could love any girl whose personality I like as long as she's not fat

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>>383861873
>meet a boy who really likes videogames
>tfw he's cute
>and your bf

>>383862209
She wasn't fat, she was good size cut had gross pimples and crooked teeth

>>383861873
If she was not ugly she wouldnt have liked video games in the first place.
Vidya is an escapism from the reality that you're an ugly failure of a human being.
You're all ugly.

>>383861873

>she's fat
>double chin
>kinda smelly
>no effort to change in anyway

Damnit. You know, I used to be fat, but I started browsing fit and now I'm t rex mode.

I'm not saying they have to be perfect, but at least work on improving.

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>Girl says she's really into games
>Ask her what her favorite Paradox Game is
>EUIV

SUBTLE RED FLAGS
>Enjoys only gen 1 pokemon
>Only ever watched anime as a kid on children's tv shows like sailormoon and cardcaptors
>Has colored their hair at least once as an adult
>Only plays MMO's or MOBAS
>posts on /cgl/

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>tfw the only girls that want you are fat

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>>383861873
>meet a boy who really likes video games
>tfw hes small down there

>>383861873
Attractive women can get all their validation and enjoyment just from being attractive and desired by half the earth's population. Why would they sit indoors playing video games by themselves?

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>>383864193
>only girls who like you are mexicans and blacks

FUCK

>>383862991
squatz n oatz?

>>383861873
>be girl who likes games
>meet boy who likes games
>hes fat and ugly and posts about me on 4retards

>>383864629
Wish I had black girls around here. Go get that chocolate puss

>>383862950
WHAMMY

>tfw all women hate you because you're asian

>>383864834
You have a goldmine of easy lays from weebs and koreaboos

>>383864746
Not when half of them have herpes or HIV allegedly

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>>383864193
They enjoy surplus calories more than looking attractive.

>>383864964
If they're not hoodrats then its no more likely than anyone else

>>383861873
>play mmo
>get close to one of my guildmates
>say she's a girl but I always joke around that she's a manly man
>one day she told me to go to this place where she works
>go there, halfway through the door, see 4/10 girl with her description
>go back outside
>made some excuses the next day
>does not believe my excuses
>she rarely played after that and silently quits guild and never play the game again

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>>383861873
>meet a girl who really likes video games
>wake up

>>383865050
>california

What do you think dude. California produces the shittiest people possible, me included

>>383862072
>desu lad I could love any girl whose personality I like as long as she's not fat
Best taste

Face>Personality/body

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>>383862072
>>383861873

I loved a girl who was 300+ before.

She wasn't super fat in that kind of " fat rolls that need to be washed with a sponge-on-a-stick " because she was 6'3". But she was fat. but it was the best sex of my life. And she sucked like a hoover. Sometimes it isn't always about the looks bro.
Anyone here who tells you otherwise is a vain cuck with tons complexes. Ugly can be fixed or mediated, personality/hobbies cannot. Really consider the pros and cons before you ditch someone just because you don't find them aesthetically pleasing.

Take it from me, I married (13 years so far ) the high school teacher that cheated on her husband for me; sometimes chasing after hot tail really fucks YOU in the ass.

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>>383862072
>finding a non-fat gamer girl that is interested in gamer guys

>>383861873

Stop chasing poosie in the first place. Problem solved. It isn't worth it. You'll be much happier and content in life when you disregard the poos.

Unless in the unlikely event that you find a really cool chick who is halfway decent looking and not a spawn of Satan and thinks you're the coolest shit ever. Probably wont happen though.

>>383861873
>fuck her anyway

>>383865143
Just wear a condom then

>>383865220
Doesnt shield the balls my man. Plus in the inevitable splashing/gushing it could get all over your lap. Bad thoughts

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>>383865158
this. fucking unicorns are more common

>wanting a girl that shares your hobby so then you are forced to include her in it

Clearly a virgin, stop romanticizing relationships they are not as great as you think.

>>383865147
>unironically fucking a fat chick
everyone is laughing at you virgin

Gf plays vidya, is just the right amount of thicc and has big tits
>fucking annoying whiner when playing together
Cant have it all eh

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too bad
pic related, my gf

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>>383861873
>meet girl who likes video games, hates normie culture, has too low self-confidence to cheat, loves sex, and thinks you're attractive
>she already has a boyfriend that she is extremely attracted to and will probably marry someday

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STOP FALLING FOR FEMALE COSPLAYERS

>>383864193
>only girls that like you are damaged

I have not had a single relationship with a girl who has not had issues.

>>383865424
ATTENTION WHORING

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>>383864834
I too know the feel of being Asian-Murrican.
>tons of dudes into Asian women
>dating website stats show Murrican women are not into Asian dudes, not even Asian women

Is it because of the 'asians have small dicks' meme? Am I supposed to look like fucking Gackt to get laid or what?

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The only passable females that are interested in meetups through games are usually found in MMOs or Overwatch. Just don't go any further than casual sex, get a prepaid phone and give her a fake name because those bitches are insane and will stalk you.
I had a girl who stalked me across three message forums, four chat programs, and two games over the course of five years after I dumped her. The mistake I made was meeting up with her again and friending her on Facebook. She harassed my family for years and would show up unannounced at my home before I put a restraining order on her and quit Facebook forever.

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>>383865376
>Fucking fat chick
>Virgin

Choose one.

>>383865436
>has issues but expects people that deal with him to not have issues

huehuehuee

>>383865625
Hell it'd be more respectable to be a virgin.

>wanting to date someone who likes your favorite hobby
You'd be amazed how old it gets.

>>383862950

You're not wrong, but there are actual attractive gamer chicks out there. They are just a very rare breed.

HUMAN BEAST

ANIMAL

CURSE OF THE LYCANTHROPE

>>383865727
>gf and I have no interests in common at all
I don't even know what to say anymore. We barely talk

>>383865436
Everyone has issues, no one is special and the only one whose parents hurt them in some stupid way/shape/form.

It's arguably harder to find an attractive guy who likes games on a local level.

>>383865820
Well that seems like a good reason not to date her.

>>383865820
my gf lives 1500 miles away and we havent spoken in 6 years

>find girl
>she says the idea of dating 3d men makes her want to puke

>>383861873
>meet girl who is pretty and likes video games
>two years into relationship and she literally only plays the Sims

I'm about to back out, but it's nice having her around cuz she pays rent.

>>383865910

Thats total bullshit. The ratio of guys to girls who play games is like 5:1

>>383865683
Well not being a violent Don Juan The Jock is an issue I don't want to be normal.
>>383865886
Everyone has clinically confirmed mental issues? I don't regret my life's decisions but those girls, usually act normal and when I'm being honest with them from the beginning they also lay all their cards on the table.

>>383865919
I've never met a single girl who shares my interests

>>383865991
Send her a picture with a pop up cock as a joke.

>>383865930

Uhh I got news for you dude. She's someone else's gf now. And has been for a loong time.

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>>383861873
>tfw find most girls boring and actually like "damaged" girls for their quirks as long as they aren't fat

>>383866090
as a psychologist, yes, everyone has clincal issues that come and go

nigga have you never had an issue you cannot deal with on your own?

>don't meet anyone
>just play video games

This approach works for me.

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>tfw no gamer gf

>>383866113
Look man, if you want to get your dick wet that's one thing, but it's not worth dating someone and wasting your time pretending you're something you're not.

>>383866130
thats fine were in an open relationship

>>383865585
hat anime?

>>383861873
So are you.

>>383866130
newfag

>>383864629
Mexican? I'm jelly

>>383866270
I'm not pretending, she's under no illusion about me. Its just she doesn't find the same things as me particularly interesting. I've met a lot of girls over the years and very few of them had any substance. Very few know or do anything beyond work, social media and Netflix and those that do are taken in early-mid 20s.

>>383866237

Did you really just claim to be a psychologist on /v/?

>>383865625
Fucking a fat chick is the same as being a virgin. Any neckbeard cuck faggot can get a fat chick. Hell, I've had a one night stand with a fat chick. You have no right to say you've lost your virginity if you stuck your little peepee inside a fat girl.

>>383861873
Statistically speaking (dating site polls) the average woman views the average guy below average (like 4-5/10). So you probably wouldn't have a chance anyway.

>>383866436
im also a doctor... of psychology

>>383866238

This guy gets it.

>>383864629
>staying as a pathetic virgin just because you follow /pol/ memes as comands IRL
lmaoing @ you're life>>383864707

>>383866429
If spending time with someone who doesn't like at least some of the shit you do makes you happy, more power to you man.

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>go to the Nintendo Summer of Play Event a couple weeks ago
>waiting in line for it to open
>briefly notice a girl gets into line behind me
>fall in love with her and imagine our life together
>a few minutes later turn around to ask "why is Street Fighter 2 here?" and start flirting
>she's uglier and has worse acne than anyone I've seen in a long time
At least the video games will never betray me, except for when they do. And I still got that Nintendo water bottle.

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>>383866262
>multiple pokemon posters
>diablo 3
>wow after wotlk/tbc
>mon hun
Really impressive tastes there, is the league one cut out or isn't it popular enough?

>>383866113
You might want to consider that your interests are too narrow and that if you ever want to find someone you need to expand your interests and hope they overlap with someone else's.

Or become more social and try to be at social functions that are about things you're interested in.

Or just become better at talking to people at least and figure out what they're about and even if your interests don't align perfectly, find out if they're still good people and you still want to be around them.

Most normal people don't even have any real interests so it's pretty easy to become more knowledgeable about general things and be able to talk to them at least.

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>>383866502
First of all thats retarded levels of autistic and you goddamn know it.

Secondly I didn't say the only sex I had was with a fat girl. I've had 6 other girlfriends, one of which I was engaged to.

Saying fucking fat chick doesn't count is retarded because you have never been laid. You should be lucky if a fat chick wanted to fuck you idiot, did you forget your place?

>>383866429
> Very few know or do anything beyond work, social media and Netflix

jesus christ i cannot stand women like this

>>383866609
She makes an effort to and cares when I speak, but its just not the same as having someone to actually converse with. Every time I've discussed this with other guys they've always just said "that's what friends (male) are for". It doesn't feel right though, I want to find some bookworm girl that would have more in common with me but it seems like they died out 10 years ago.

>>383866735
Yeah, fucking 6 fat chicks isn't impressive. But tell me more about how you're still a virgin.

>>383866505
>dating sites
Using the internet's for idiots go outside and out and about its much easier. Id get denied 30 times a night but I always got one yes before I met my gf.

>>383866735
Stop projecting you omega autist.

>>383866802

You cannot stand about 90% of women then.

>>383866827
Well then go find her. I mean if you're comfortable where you are, then don't change it. Your first post just made me think you weren't exactly happy with the situation.

>>383865092
why didn't you suck it up and talk to her? At least get a fuck buddy out of it, plus have all the white knights at your fingertips while she worships you

>>383864746
Once you're around them you realize they're annoying and smelly

>>383866609
Suffering is dating someone that is exactly like you

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>>383861873
>meet a girl who likes video games
>cute vegan with TERRIFICALLY bad acne all over her face that you can see even with make up
>fuck her
>her acne starts clearing up
coincidence?

>>383867043
which is why i mostly don't bother. im still young and im more focused on getting my career and life priorities straight.

with economic and emotional stability i can then worry about finding a mate that isn't a vapid cunt

>>383867052
I am comfortable but I guess it just feels like I've settled. She really is fantastic generally and I would think to leave her would be a big mistake. But at the same time there is some level of dissatisfaction, I'm definitely not content. But I'm not convinced there is anyone better out there, or at least that I'll ever find them. What I'm asking for is my ideal but reality is I have to just get as many positives as I can

I think the problem is that everyone's too picky and choosy.

When I was 400+ pounds, I could have dated girls around the fat range, and they made it clear they were willing to date and fuck.

I just didnt want to. I didnt choose to. I eventually got down to 280 and got proper laid with a hot chick, but she wasnt near as funny or as awesome as the other fat girls were.

You cant win 100%.

>>383867154
>suffering is dating
>suffering is
>suffering

this is the only truth of life

>>383866802
Replace social media and netflix with videogames and anime and you have like 90% of people here. Don't bitch anon.

>with girl who likes vidya and /tg/
>heavy butterface and not very confident, but nice figure and fat ass
living the dream boys

>>383867258
i suppose it's funny as i strongly dislike anime and don't even play video games anymore

>>383867239
Have fun getting with a single mother if you're over the age of 20 in this day and age.

>>383867228
Once her body tasted dick it knew it could never live without it. Thus it resolved to make itself more pleasing to the dick.

>>383867239
you arent interested in women who only focus on work social media and netflix

so you double down and only focus on work social media and netflix

>>383867258
That doesn't mean he's one of them. I know I'm not.

>>383863774
That's not bad. At least she likes Paradox games, that's far from entry level.

>>383867316
Maybe this isn't the best board for you to be posting on.

>>383867336
no thanks, im not interested in marriage or kids.

>>383867336
in the US the average age for a womans first child is 22.

the age has increased only slightly since the 1950s.

>>383867397
17 year old detected

>>383867397
You don't get it. I'm saying that's the only kind of female you will find. Unless you're fine being single the rest of your life.

>>383867336
no thanks, im not interested in marriage or kids.

>>383867349
most people cannot afford to ignore work. i don't use social media or netflix however.

>>383867395
i don't post in threads about video games or anime

>>383867440
But now its human waste having 10 kids from age 13 onwards and a huge gap to responsible, educated couples have 1 or 2 in late 20s-early 30s. It used to be a more even spread so the average is misleading.

>>383867440
>>383867336

Just because you're 30, doesnt mean you gotta date inside your age range.

I'm 35, and I'm dating a 24 year old.
Get em' young.

>>383865361
damn that pic is literally me except with more vegetables

>>383865561
Nah ya dudes eyes look fucking repulsive
I aint trying to race flane you but shit chicks have really distracting eyes
Probably dosent help that asians are the pygmys of the world

>>383867558
yea no, thats not what average means.

>>383861873

>meet hot girl who like all the same video games you do
>she's is mentally ill and tries to stab you
>then makes up lies that you beat her

>>383865147

ew dude

>>383867569
A 24 year old that obviously has daddy issues which is why she is dating you in the first place. Girls like that are super sluts. No doubt that dozens and dozens of guys have came inside her you cuckold.

>>383867504
i understood what you meant, i just don't agree with you.

>>383867481
i'm 21. marriage is an expensive scam and the same can be argued about having children.

>>383867612
That's exactly what the mean average is, which is what's always used.

>>383867696
no. you could have 100 kids at 13 and youd still only count for 1. since it only counts what age you had your first kid at.

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>>383864193
>the only girls that want you are guys
>don't want to be gay

I'm up to 5 now who want my dick.

>>383867687
Why not just castrate yourself? You're already halfway their with your viewpoints.

>>383865424
"KIRBY"

>>383867687
so your 19?
either way you have the outlook of a child

>>383867815
I do not have that image saved on my desktop, godammit hiro.

>>383867684
So, your plan is that I should fuck OLDER women who've had MORE dicks inside them, or even have kids?

In this day and age, if you're 30-40, you take what you can get.You cant get virgins at this age, and dating anything below 24 gets you weird looks.

I was fat as fuck before I hit 34 and lost all dat weight, so you gotta compromise.

Still, if you're good looking and do weights, ect, you can still get some good stuff out-there.

>>383867779
Sorry yes I should have clarified, there's also 10 of those teenage mothers for every 1 responsible couple.

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>meet a girl who's really into video games
>she's better than me at them

>>383867829
why close a harmless door? i try to be pragmatic not pessimistic.

>>383867880
it doesn't really matter how old i say i am as you'll want to twist it to conform to your insult regardless. marriage is an old-fashioned tradition that is no longer required to maintain the modern family unit, outside of the legal benefits such as financial management.

kids are just fucking annoying, my hat goes off to people who can deal with parenthood, im not one. the reward is there but i can live without it. this viewpoint is much more mature than having kids at a very young age and fucking up your life.

>>383868012
>she even has a bigger penis

>>383866262

>all boob
>no ass
>no rhythm
>fake colored hair

Everything about this woman is trash

>>383867920
and youd be wrong again.

teenage birth is at the lowest point its ever been in the history of the US

>>383867228
Being a virgin throws your hormones all outta wack. That massive dick craving was physically manifesting itself all over her fucking face.

You cured her.

>>383864909

no i'm literally the worst kinda asian. chinese are literally worse than pinoys

>have gamer gf
>she isn't a virgin
fug dis

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>meet non-gamer girl with family issues
>year later, plays vidya with me, family is in best relations, booty, Mexican, ex-cheerleader.

feels good bros. so glad i didnt shoot myself

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Why is she so perfect /v/?

Does having a gf that only plays the 3DS count?

>>383868141
Chinese still passes for Korean or Japanese to those retard girls. Just learn some basic phrases and lie to them, its not hard. Your biggest challenge will be not blowing your brains out after you fuck them and they continue talking

>>383868246
If she exclusively plays pokemon and occasionally mario then no

>>383866347
girls bravo

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>degenerate
>meet plenty of cute guys into vidya
It's a blessing at times believe it or not

>>383868353
She also plays Zelda...

>>383867589

no shit. chinese guys are fucking ugly by all standards

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>meet eccentric, quirky girl who likes games like I do
>become friends with her
>figure I should invite her for a cup of coffee

>she has a Chad boyfriend

>meet person on /v/ in a thread, exchange throw away emails
>email for a few months
>move to Skype
>oh, they were a girl, cool
>Skype for months
>decide to meet up, she lives about 5 hours away
>hit it off
>says demons souls is her favorite game, say I prefer dark souls, she asks me how many dicks I sucked that day because I must be a faggot
>she moved in almost 2 years ago
>next month is our 3 year anniversary

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>so disgustingly ugly that even fat/below average girls treat me like shit on their shoe
>haven't even reached the friendzone in over two decades of life
Just kill me in my sleep already.

>>383864746
Yeah once they come you'll wish they will leave already. Be careful what you wish for, dumb ass.

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>>383861873
>meet guy who really likes video games
>tfw he's ugly

literally every time

>tfw nobody to play games with than have lots of kids with
I just want to be a qt Househusband

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>>383868420
>degenerate
>only care about men instead of effeminate cakebois though

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American girls aren't interested in me but I've dated several foreign girls and had it go very well.
Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

>meet girl who likes video games
>she's fucking crazy

>>383868430
red flag alert

>>383867880
You're fucking dumb. I'm 27 with a 24 year old gf and neither of us want marriage or kids. It's a lifestyle preference. It's got nothing to do with being "childlike".

>>383868529
well how many dicks DID you suck that day?

because clearly you are a faggot if you let a girl move in with you

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>>383868450
>tfw when I'm in decent shape and not a NEET
>but I'm Chinese

>>383868290

weebs and their like are disgusting shits. went to a con and fell for the pickup cosplay sluts meme and they smell like shit.

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>>383868595

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>>383861873
nigga you aint no denzel washington yourself FOH

>>383864746
your little white boi penis would be like throwing sausage down the hallway for a black woman, that pussy is loose as fuck from all the BBC she takes

>>383865413
ew

>>383868745
thats some good ole fashion gangrene

>>383868956
looks like scabbing

>>383868683
Shit dude, whatever you do, DO NOT settle for a Chinese woman.

They will literally fucking cut your balls off if you dont make enough money or just so much as glance at another woman.

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>>383861873
>meet a girl who really likes video games
>2/10 would not bang
>start dating
>tfw 10/10 virgin 4chan gamer girl
>tfw turns out to be total nutcase

now
>make tinder
>put down "game developer"
>get all gamer girls to match with me
>show up to the date with a sports car
>tfw life is ez mode

>meet girl who really likes video games
>she's 5'9'', japanese, triple D, and in shape
>tfw she's your gf now and constantly tells you how proud she is of you and how much she loves you
>fucks like a champ and constantly wants it
>flashes her tits to you in the car
>is level headed and rational
>helps me make tough decisions and offers great advice

buying a house this week, gonna wife this girl. I know you virgins wont believe me but she's real and my dick has been inside her multiple times

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>>383861873
>meet girl who says to be into vidya
>has huge tiddies and very nice hair, no bf
>ask her what is the last game she played
>she says she recently bought 2 games on released and finished them in one sitting
>talk for a while about vidya and whatnot, feeling things are going smooth
>conversation dies
>the following weeks my attempts at revive contact with her prove to be futile

I tried to be natural about it and all but :(

>>383869025

this absolutely. do not do it. don't let your fucking family convince you otherwise. if you have to stay single forever choose that option, at least you'll be your own best version for yourself

>>383865361
>skinny faggot at work sees me eating a big sandwich with a fuckin of bread
>"you're gonna get fat"
>He constantly complains about being a skinny faggot
>basically pic
>only ever see him eat crackers and water / soda for lunch

>>383869190
You shouldn't post shit like this. All you do is invite the grudge of a million angry NEETs and next thing you know you will have ball cancer.

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>>383861873
>Meet a cute boy who "likes videogames"
>it's Smite

>>383869190

jappy girls love the big white cock

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>only females who like me are older women

>>383869370
please have a dick

>>383866436
Nigga being a psychologist isn't that big of a deal. In my experience almost every psychologist I've met has
>Issues with death
>Problems trying to find out who they are
>Daddy issues
>Existential issues

Also quite a few are gay or bi, so yeah there's a chance we might have some psychologists lurking here

>>383864629
fuck are you me

Especially the spics im a spic myself and I know I don't ever want to deal with any Hispanic women

source: my mother and knowing many Mexican women in my life; All whores and controlling

>>383869190
Man you struck gold. Similar case here but my girl is flat as a board

>>383869448
flat is justice

Hobbies are not something to base your relationship around.

Give it a few years, you'll end up finding a new one just to have something to do without your significant other.

>meet girl that likes anime and video games
>Shit taste but at least she respects the hobbies
>Is actually really hot
>Which means there's no chance between you two
>Plus you're coworkers so anything that did happen, or your rejection, would only make things super awkward

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>become friends with qt gamergirl
>look her up on Facebook
>lots of pics of her with niggers

true story, I dated a chick who was both hot and played video games. but crazy as all hell and a complete and total shut in

>>383869190
I believe you, and I'm happy for your success. I feel like my last relationship was on it's way to that, she's the only girl I've met that actually had her shit together, and it was attractive. Good luck.

>>383868663

Shouldn't you be working on changing your virgin walk so it's less noticable? =^)

>>383868170
>mexican

ABORT

>>383869190
post pic of body

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>meet a normal girl who says she likes games and is super nerdy
>only likes entry level and normalfag shit
every fucking time

>>383865147
>take it from me
>I married an old roastie who cheated on her last husband
thanks for the advice

>>383869786
i have so much of the sex you wouldnt even be able to handle 1/10 of the sex im having

>>383867336
...so what? Her kids would be my kids then

>>383863774
She's not into normie games

>>383869352
>tfw 6'5'' with 8'' wiener

you bet

>>383869740
>>383869318
all I'm trying to say is that a girl like this can come out of nowhere. never give up hope. one night you'll be feeling like tfwnogf, and the very next day you'll meet her.

>>383869446
>my mother is an indicator of how women behave

Good luck aniki

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>tfw neet and have a schizophrenic neet gf

>>383869190
Pics of your dick inside her or it didnt happen

>>383864193
The only girls who have a personality are fat because they had to develop one. Really makes you think.

>>383870154
>>383869839
she's actually down with that kind of stuff, not sure about posting it though. maybe you'll see us on /gif/ someday :^)

>>383864995
where are all of the fat people in atlanta

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>>383870090
>my buddy's schizo GF literally tried to cut his dick off with a kitchen knife in the middle of the night because traumatic rape flashbacks or some stupid shit
>now they're married
I fear for him every single day

>>383870290
i think you mean, atlanta: where all of the fat people are

>tfw chinese-canadian but spread a lot of shit about chinese guys to make them look bad

i can't wait for the day of the rake to come and end this pathetic behavior

>>383870270
post it, its just body no face

>>383870090
>>383870358
NEVER get with girls who have serious mental illnesses. Even if you think they're making it up. Shit's never worth it. HEED THIS ADVICE. THE SEX IS NOT WORTH IT. Understand? Seriously just wait for someone else.

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>>383869190
>>383869190
>japanese
Every damn time
Enjoy your raging virgin Elliot son, famygdala

>>383869946

Whatever you say friend. =^) Enjoy your summer.

>>383870290
I can definitely see your mom's house from here

>>383870478
you don't understand, we haven't taken any yet

>>383865361
Skinnyfat people are worse than fucking fat people

>>383869190
>triple D
I don't understand, does she have a third breast or something?

>>383870441
Not according to the chart

>>383870482

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

DO NOT FUCKING GET DEPRESSED CHICKS TOO

had to overpower her when she tried to commit suicide

>>383870090
Run.

I'm not joking, I'm not memeing you, just go. She WILL turn on you. Maybe she seems sweet enough now, but one day she will switch and will be willing to lie, cheat, steal, and manipulate to get her way. And you'll be the first one she throws under the bus.

>>383870558
dude I actually worry about this, as stupid as it is.

jap man+white woman=keanu reeves?
white man+jap woman=elliot

god I hope we have a daughter. but then she's going to be super hot like her mom and I'll have to worry about all you yellow fever fetishists. it's hell man

>>383870090
>>383870482
>>383870658
>>383870358
we've been together for 2 years

>>383870575
does she never take selfies? could just edit face out

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>>383870693

>>383870714
I was with mine for three and a half years. It wasn't schizophrenia, but she had her issues. Do this >>383870685

>>383870705

why would a white guy who had yellow fever worry about other people having yellow fever? shits great man

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>>383870693
>>383870786

>>383868141
Nothing is worse than pinoys

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>>383870705
>fucks a gook
>accuses others of being gook fetishists

>>383870714
MEME-FREE ADVICE: GET. OUT. Seriously man I don't know you or your situation but she isn't dating material, you gotta move on

>>383862950
lol no
Videogames are just escapism. In your case escapism from being ugly and a failure.
What you're doing is projecting your own problems to other people :^)
some people actually find videogames fun and play them even if they are successful/attractive people

I only go for girls with glasses , contacts are passable

Tough game but worth it 100%

>>383870726
This dude so thirsty for his wife lmao

>>383870986
:^)

>>383870714
>>383870685
>>383870090
>>383870789
>>383870942

it hasn't been a problem.

she really is too innocent, naive, and dependent to do anything to hurt me on purpose. she literally waits around all day for me to get home from when i am out with friends and we do arts & crafts, watch anime, and cuddle.

the girl is a sweetheart especially since she's on her meds. mental illness can make for some really bad situations like aforementioned, but honestly my biggest issue with her is her dependency on me.

>>383870914
>>383870801

I don't fuck her because of her race, she's the only non-white girl I've ever been with. What I meant was that half-white japanese girls are usually hot as hell, and as a father that's quite the burden. Honestly most half white women are really hot.

>Meet a very cool girl
>Talk to her
>Get along well
>2nd date she shows me a picture of her son
>Not only did i not know about his existence he has fucking dark skin
Ghosted her afterwards

>>383870726
dude you ain't seeing pics of my gf, go b urself and get your own

>>383871038
either that or he wants proofs

>>383870714

Get the fuck outta there. There's no benefit to this shit. It might seem brutal to dump someone with a mental illness but this is for your safety.

>>383870714
Chiming in to say follow these:
>>383870942
>>383870685

If she was just schizophrenic and managed it well enough, then I'd say you could probably judge the risk for yourself. It's the neet part combined with it. She'll feel the need to do whatever it takes to take care of herself and that includes it being at the expense of you.

>>383871061
No one actually cares though, kill yourself /soc/faggot

>meet girl who has seemingly bretty decent taste in video games
>go to her house
>fucking assassin's creed shirt
>is only 18
>is a fucking sheltered autistic child who can't figure out basic socialization skills
Not even worth a fuck, never fuck with girls into video games.

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>>383870693
>>383870786
>>383870864

>>383871051
the dependency is the issue here, sure it's ok now because you can be there for her, but what about when she needs to be independent? times are gonna come where she needs to think and act on her own, and when she fails at that she's going to blame you.

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>>383871102
>white women

>>383871174
>>383871168
for what it's worth, i am mentally ill too. it's why both of us are NEET. i'm fine rotting in our apartment forever shitposting on 4chan and making music. i cant really handle anything else, and i dont think i could handle the kind of person who cant empathize with that.

>>383871051
I'm speaking from the heart here, anon, this is exactly what it was like for me. I wouldn't have believed anyone else either. Her sister then screwed her out of a lot of money and she turned into a total sociopath and has been destroying person after person in her life. Please just pay attention to any sort of signs.

>>383865361
This image is dumb I'm thinner than the guy on the pic and I eat a lot. Some people just have some types of genes, that's it. My grandfather was very skinny too and still he was eating a lot.

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>>383864193
>only fat, black and autistic girls want you
>you know it's because you're not attracted to them therefore not awkward around them, but still can't be like that around white girls

>>383871246
ew

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>>383865413
Are you also a girl? These screams carpet muncher.

>>383871231
>>383871264
thanks anons. ive been worried about all this stuff in the past but as time goes on things are seeming more stable. we have talked about her dependency issues and she has taken unbelievable measures to help things for both of us.

the girl spent 100's of social security buckaroos on buying and training her own service animal. he passed his first CGC just a couple months ago and is an incredible little dog. just so she didnt have to rely on me to take her out shoppin & the like.

>>383863774
better than 99.9% of girls and 99% of gamer girls even if she's a pleb by gsg standards

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>Not dating fat girls

>>383861873
Jimmy Soul will set you straight anon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

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>>383871345
Shut the fuck up and count your calories you lying faggot

>>383871520
I dated your mom tho

>>383870608
Mostly agreed. I don't think they're "worse" but they don't get nearly enough shit. Especially when half the time, they're the ones complaining about fat people like they any ground to stand on

>>383865147
>marrying known cheaters
Jesus christ, how desperate were you?

>>383871345
The keyword is "some". People tell me all the time "OMG ur so skinny" "Jesus you're a Skelly boy" when in fact I just avoid junk food, soda and do a fuckload of exercise.

Regular people eat so much shit all the time even when they're not hungry I do lurk /fit/ but I don't like their stupid memes

>>383871549
U M A

>tfw unattractive and still a virgin

J U S T

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>>383865147

>>383871549
I'm 123 and I've already tried eating more than 2500 calories every day for some weeks. My body doesn't store fat in my arms or legs. Just in my belly for some days.

>>383865415
I remember these shit hole toxic situations I used to put myself in. Good luck with that, its going to end horribly.

>>383864057
>Enjoys only gen 1 pokemon
That's the best gen though. Most of the other gens are just rehashes adding more padding and useless mechanics, instead of evolving the core gameplay (still 4 fucking attacks after how many years? lmao).

>>383871769
If you are not poor, you shouldn't be a virgin.

>>383871812

That's maintenance level you bitch

>>383871183

Word dawgg. You know you are a true gamer when a girl is so much of a poser that it actually turns you off from fucking her.

>somehow get a normie gf
>Has no real hobbies besides watching netflix and buying makeup
>Is head over heels for me, doesn't want to do anything but be with me, but just wants to watch Netflix all the time
>I know that because of my hobbies like video games and need for alone time that we aren't compatible
>Is at a point in her life where she's ready to move cities and get married, etc
>K ow I'm not ready for that sort of thing for at least 5 years
>Know I either have to be unfilfilled with her; or break her heart then be alone for like a year until someone else is desperate enough to take an it rest in me
Having a gf isn't all you think it is.

>>383871769
>tfw average but so afraid of any sort of commitment that even sex is too much commitment

dying alone doesn't sound so bad

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>>383864193
>the onle girls that wanted you where ugly/fat and back in high school 10 years ago

>>383871895
no, mine is around 1600 calories
I was trying to gain weight by eating way more

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>>383871812
so you're willing to say your body breaks the laws of thermodynamics. Also you do know how fat storages work right? Cause right now you sound like someone who believes spot reduction works

>>383871812
>I'm so le unique xD
Kill yourself snowflake

>>383861873
>tfw can't find an ugly, fat gf (it's what i'm into)
>tfw i'm fat myself and even fat girls don't like fat guys
it really doesn't help that they all stay at home either
maybe one day

>>383870786
>>383870864
Why did you tattoo your fucking face you fucking retard

Never date a girl with vaginismus, /v/. I married one. I love her but no sex is incredibly depressing, even if she does let me have sex with other women. Actually finding other women to have sex with is the hard part. I've been dry for two years.

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>>383861873
>dont even meet girls because i dont leave my house

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>want a goth gf
>they don't exist anymore

>>383871958
hows her career like?

>>383872102
Fucking retard

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>>383872015
>mine is around 1600
Are you a twelve year old girl? Jesus fuck

>>383872029
>>383872031
I believe if it happens to me, it happens to some other people as well. Just maybe not all people who are trying to gain weight.

>>383872087
that's not a tattoo you fucking retard

>>383871958
I was in a similar situation, broke up with her and now im scampering for subpar sex

Ride the coaster as long as you can

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>never believe I could love someone
>meet a girl
>everything just clicks with us
>she plays some of the same vidya as me but also was willing to play stuff she hadn't
>amazing sex
>only problem with her is that she was basically a NEET
>her own mom was a nasty drunkard who told her what to do
>enter me into the picture and she's even more controlling to her after she tells her that were going to move in together
>she ends up dumping me after her mom threatens to cut her from her family if she goes with me

In the long run I know I probably dodged a huge bullet but I'll be damned if I don't miss her a lot. I never thought I could ever love someone till she came in my life. I know goddamn well all she's going to do is what her mom wants like a scared puppy because she thinks her threats have any merit.

>>383867648
That's the spirit!

>>383872171
>want a teen(14-17) gf
>its illegal

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>Meet a guy who likes video games
>He's adorable
>to shy to tell him how I feel

>>383871958
A painful situation, but you know you need to cut it off. You shouldn't be rushed into serious commitments years before you believe you'll be ready.

Or, you know, you can sit down with her and set up some sort of arrangement wherein you can play your fucking video games and she either watches, joins in, or watches Netflix close nearby. Is it that you haven't thought of it yet, you did and she was 100% non-receptive, or you haven't because you're afraid of potential fallout? None of those reasons are valid if she's what you describe; you need to come to a compromise, because that's what a fucking relationship is.

>>383871051
As someone who has spent over 20 years living with someone with borderline personality disordersorta like bipolar disorder mixed with some depression I guess, I'm not a fucking psychiatrist, I feel I am qualified to tell you this.

If you enable that dependence then one day she's going to fall on her face. Hard.

It's nice to feel needed but if that girl doesn't learn on some level that she has to function on her own, when the time comes for you to leave her shit's gonna get real ugly real fast.

>b-but it's not like that, I really love her!

You feel that way now. That shit changes. Eventually you'll get tired of her shit. Or maybe die in a car crash or something, whatever. Point is that the person you're dating isn't capable of functioning.

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>>383872171
>tfw goth grill but everyone who asks me out is a turbo normie who only wants to know what it's like to fuck a goth girl and nothing else

>>383872442
you are a hairy lardass with a penis, not a cute shy girl

>>383871958
Been there

>Start going on not dates with this girl I met
>This goes on for a while, friends tell me I should formally date her
>Do the formal thing. As relationship evolves discover she has no goals in life. All she does is watch boring artistic movies and reading teenage drama books
>Realize I'm wasting my time with her
>Dump her
>Miss her surprise handjobs in totally awkward places

It will hurt a little but it's for the best

>>383872172
She's an accountant. promising. I'm in IT. I'm happy being s server monkey, not any sort of admin or developer. I'd work at s computer repair shop if I could make a living of it. I have no ambition but I don't want to leave the city we're in. She has to move soon, since there's no real accounting firms here.

>>383865413
>fatass
>literal meme shirt
>dyed hair
>only the most mainstream of "lol I'm a nerd" posters
>3rd grade writing skills
>meme beer
>store brand soda
>"I'm a super independent, tough gaymur gurl, so I'll make an angry expression and flip off the camera!"
Jesus I didn't know how it was possible to fit all the stereotypes, but somehow this bitch did it.

>>383872442
Don't know if your a fag or not but in my experience just go for it. Life is too short and you will end up regretting not doing things you wished you had.

>>383871038
I mean im bored why not try and get the pic lol
>>383871139
okay

>>383872015
1600 the fuck youre a fucking midget

>>383872508
see: >>383871457

we're working on it. im not a dummy and i wont let her overstep her bounds in our relationship

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>>383871183
>is a fucking sheltered autistic child who can't figure out basic socialization skills
You know, before I actually met a girl like this I always thought 'Watamote' type characters were cute.

>become friends with a girl who has good taste in video games, not attracted to her, but hey, never hurts to make friends
>slowly realize she is NEETdom incarnate
>dropped out of school
>no job
>agoraphobic
>I never saw her step outside during the day
>needlessly hostile to strangers and to my friends, men it seemed in particular
>actually and literally incapable of cooking even mac & cheese, may have potentially starved if left alone
>chose the most awkward moment possible to confess to me, and the second-hand embarrassment haunts me to this day
>would text me at 5 AM with totally pointless messages, seemed to sleep all day and stay up all night
>seemed to have 4chan open at all times, probably reading this right now

Bless her soul though, I hope she found happiness. Point is I think women who truly like video games aren't going to intersect with the 10/10 blonde bimbos half of you have in mind.

>>383872346
>never believe I could love someone
>meet a girl
>everything just clicks with us
>she plays some of the same vidya as me but also was willing to play stuff she hadn't
>amazing sex
>only problem with her is that she was basically a NEET
>her own mom was a nasty drunkard who told her what to do
>enter me into the picture and she's even more controlling to her after she tells her that were going to move in together
>she ends up eloping me after her mom threatens to cut her from her family if she stays with me

In the long run I know I might eat a huge bullet but I'll be damned if I don't love her a lot. I never thought I could ever love someone till she came in my life. I know goddamn well she'll never do what her mom wants like a scared puppy again, because she no longer thinks her threats have any merit.

alternate history my friend

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>>383871345
>thin, small parents
>all their siblings are fat
>become a fat manlet
>younger brother is a giant skeleton who eats junk food and sweets all day and never gains weigth
JUST

>>383862950
im not ugly. I play videogames cause fuck having way too much money which most people will buy shit they dont need. minimalism is amazing.

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>>383872209
>I believe
Yeah we know faggot, you don't have any proofs

>>383861873
>Meet a girl who really likes videogames.
>my boyfriend my boyfriend my boyfriend my boyfriend
shut the fuck up and talk to me about videogames.

>>383872732
>junk food and sweets all day

He's probably lightly snacking instead of feasting big meals like you, Kirby.

>>383872608
I'm 5.5

>talk to some lesbian girl from 4chin
>for some reason shes really clingy
>whatever
>realize she has an identity crisis
>takes shit tons of meds for depression
>has severly autistic sense of humor
>goes apeshit when i dont talk to her the same way she talks to me

Girls from 4chan are a mistake

>>383872716
>>383871183
f off reddit

>>383865361
I eat a pizza literally every night as well as nice cold can of coke and I'm still a twig. Fat niggers BTFO

>>383870896
there are incredibly few pinoys that are awesome.

>>383865415
hire a hitman to kill her boyfriend or something if it's truly worth

>>383872716
Don't worry, anon. She starved to death.

>>383872846
where do you people even meet others on an anonymous site
/soc/ is filled with perverts and normies

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>>383872723
I guess congrats to you anon. In my universe everything still has to go to shit I suppose. I don't think I'll ever be happy again. I just feel dead and empty inside.

>>383872904
ill just hire a hitman to kill anon cause i want her too
you dumbfuck

>Tfw last gf i truly loved cheated on me in early 2015
>And the only other gf i loved cheated on me in 2012
>string of lowtier relationships before and since
>25 YO about to start 2nd year of med school with no sweet girl to do the dishes, laundry and make din dins
>meanwhile all my close friends are engaged/married
>and half my cohort is basically in a similar position as my friends
>contemplate suicide daily

HELP

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>>383872517
I would date a goth girl. I missed my chance in high school with one, she was interesting and not depressing like I thought she would be.
are you cute?

>>383872828
>light snacking
Buying 2 bags of chips, a bag of jellies and some chocolate sweets, then finishing them in 2-3 hours counts as light snacking?

>>383872716
>needlessly hostile to strangers and to my friends

Just curious, is this sign of something really bad, because I feel needlessly hostile to my friends' friends. I don't actively act on it, but I do feel it. I'd gladly go seek help if it's an indication of something bad.

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>>383872531
>discover she has no goals in life.
>Miss her surprise handjobs in totally awkward places
Anon, I think giving you surprise handjobs was her goal in life.

>>383872937
I added some weebs from the 100% orange juice threads, they were okay.

>be fatty
>hate my life
>hate being fat
>hate clothes not fitting right
>fuck it
>literally stop eating
>under 1000 calories for 4 days
>already lost 3 pounds
Sucks but I'll feel good eventually, right?

>>383872445
I've talked about that exact thing with her. That I need time for my hobbies. I tried playing games for a while with her around, and even though she's staring at a screen either way she gets mad at me for ignoring her. Due to our work schedules we get to see each other about 3 hours a day on the weekdays, and then that only leaves me about as many afterwards to play games or do whatever else I want.

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>>383861873
>meet girl on some 4chan related place, i think a discord server
>she's okay, fun to talk to and play videogames with
>time passes
>she starts to get more needy and demanding
>borderline childish behavior almost daily
>eventually she gives me an ultimatum and when I don't indulge her she blocks me and stops talking to me
>then latches on to my friend
>friend complains to me that she's like a child that wants to be spoiled constantly

I don't even know what I expected. I can't even be mad at her.

>>383872517
>identifying with a material subculture
normie

>>383872769
search "I can't get fat" and get off your little fucking cloud for a sec

>>383873048
Being fit will only make it easy to get a gf if you want someone below your league

I feel bad for fatfags. They have to put in effort for disgusting blobs