Splatoon 2 Thread

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I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

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>>383853147
Is it the 21st yet?

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>>383853430

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There are people that actually chose Marie over Callie

>>383853785
Callie should have won the splatfest

Don't have a Switch so don't know how it feels but how well are the gyro controls?

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>>383853147
will they show their feet in this one

>>383854046
They're probably good, I hate gyro though so I turned it off the second I was able to

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>>383853785
Kek

>>383853785
Callie could've been my choice but fuck they chose the worst design for Callie out of that artbook

>>383854138
Yes there a sandals tgis time around

>>383853785
No one cares about old hats. Off the Hook (At least Marina)

>>383855162
Squid sisters are better in literally every way.

>>383854972
somebody needs to up the intensity on this one

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she is back?

>>383853785
>WHICH SHAPE OF THIS CHOCOLATE AND COOKIE COMBINATION SNACK DO YOU PREFER
that's some retarded topic

>>383853785
>Marie is a Octofag
Fucking knew it

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Can't we all just get along?

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>>383855957
The art's a bit misleading

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HE CAN'T BE STOPPED

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>>383855450

>>383856224
People will always fight for the sake of it.

Squids are not for sexual!

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>>383855306

>>383853694
Thanks doc

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>>383858683
He does it

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Here's some 9 year old squid girls kissing each other, you degenerate fucks.

Does anybody actually play as male squids?

>>383860776
Ermame is a legend.

>>383860830
the only male squid is splat tim and he does it hard

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>>383860830
fag alert

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>>383860830

>>383860776
The squid girls are 14 though

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>Finish up Black Temple with guild
>Talk to fellow Warlock, we are only two in it and do Mythic progression together
>Talk about Saturday and playing the Splatfest. He is preordering, I am buying it instore, day one in the morning or downloading it if not
>"So, I hope you went Team Ice Cream"
>"Nah bro, I am Team Cake"
>"You are dead to me"

Everyone clearly knows that Cake is like the best treat to eat every season. Even the rest of my guild agreed with me.

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>>383861238
And how the fuck do you know that?????

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>>383860776

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HOW ARE THERE PEOPLE PLAYING THE GAME ALREADY WITH LEVELS AND GEAR!

I WANNA PLAY NINTENDO!?

>>383854138
>>383855093

You disgust me

ROCK VS POP
CAKE VS ICE CREAM
WHO WINS?

>>383861496
Those lads with the levels and gear that you see in the demo are just bots

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Please remember that Callie will always be the best squid around.

>>383861496
Review copy?

>>383861496
Bots

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>>383861643
My squigger

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>>383861643

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>>383861643

>>383858314
>blockhead

>>383861319
http://splatoon.wikia.com/wiki/Inklings

>>383860776
Squid yuri artist is my eternal nigger

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>>383862160
Whatever....they'll always be 9 years old in my heart

>>383862347
la la la yuri squids

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Let's get some Pearls in here.

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>>383862462

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>>383862692
fuck no faggot....she ugly as sin

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>>383862787
Don't be gay, man. Pearl is where it's at now.

>>383861632
Got this today as well, was kinda hoping it had spla2n stuff since it came out so late though.

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>>383862787
>suction cup on nipples

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Lets get both girls, its how they'd want it.
>Tfw if you wanna fuck one of them you HAVE to fuck the other

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Why didn't you save her?

>>383863182
Being able to lie with my goddess pearl is worth the price of dirtying myself with an octoling

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>>383863182

>>383863334
>Wanting to fuck an actual Goblin
oh wait this is /v/

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>>383863274
I fought harder than I ever could have imagined day
Guess it wasn't enough

>>383863567
that day*

fug

>>383863509
You act like there's a big jump in degeneracy between "goblin" and "mutant squid creature".

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>went to FUCKING GAMESTOP to preorder Splatoon 2
>ended up walking out with a goddamn Splattershot

I am a weak man

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>>383863567
Callie is a bully

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>>383863907
Y-yeah your the only one who did that... Good thing I only bought 60 dollars cash or else I would've bought the big one and the small one.

>>383863907
was it the big one or small one, and how much?

>>383863907
I am genuinely surprised at how big Splatoon has gotten.

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>>383863907
The only Splatoon merch my gamestop has are those tiny plush dolls
They sure didn't hold back on the Zelda band wagon though
Went from one or two items to an entire wall of 50+ items

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>>383863907
When the hell did Gamestop go from just games to "geek" merch?

>>383864343
Big one for 30 bucks. Comes with ink to fire with.

>>383864650
Probably when digital games became a thing

>>383864650
several years ago, it's just gone from RC cars and tiny shit at the checkout to towering walls made of fucko pops. it makes them more money than vidya.

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>the way it feels like time slows down the closer it gets to the splatfest / release date of the full game

>>383864650
They have a partnership with thinkgeek or something

When will they add a Ink turret buliding weapon

>>383861632
>that bitchy-looking Callie on the right page
Unf.

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>>383865189
>Turrets

>>383865272
That's why we have chargers

>>383865593
Nintendo knew what they were doing.

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>>383865272

>>383865702
Nintendo have been designing god tier girls for years now. Just look at the Pokemon games.

>>383865792
more

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>Shadman drew this
>SHADMAN drew this
>FUCKING SHADMAN DREW THIS
>AND IT'S DECENT
>AND HE'S A PEARLBRO
I want off this planet, clearly we've reached the timeline beyond all timelines, where Berenstain is a fruit and George Bush became the US Ambassador to the color purple

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>>383865593
>The biggest superstar in squid society is an Octarian

How will Inklings ever recover?

>>383865883
Fuck Shad, I'm waiting for Zone's Pearls.

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>tfw have to go to a party saturday night and miss Splatfest

>>383865972
>Zone is a Pearlfag and a Calliefag

why does Zone have such shit taste

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>>383865976
>being socially active

>>383865976
You don't /have/ to, anon.

>>383865976
>having friends
well there's your problem

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>>383863907
I haven't preordered the game or amiibos, but I'm banking on there not being a horde of Splatoon fans the morning of Splatoon 2's release.

>>383860776
9 year olds don't have tits that big.

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>>383865976
>tfw got Friday night off work and thought I was going to make the Splatfest
>tfw realizing it's actually Saturday and i still have work

At least I'm probably getting laid tomorrow

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>>383862692

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>>383866212
in my world they do

>>383866307
This has been posted twice already.

>>383866369
Your delusional 2D fantasies are not a "world"

>>383866260
Were you going to get laid during splatfest?

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>>383866369

Mah Nigga

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>>383866003
*the best taste

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>>383866774
>being a Calliefag
>good taste
>ever
I'll forgive him because he chose the better girl the second time around.

>>383856224
Holy shit, that's too cute.

I noticed a fair amount of maps and the hub are based on American cities this time around.

>>383866635
I was going to get laid and try to squeak in some splatfest afterward

If I miss it it's no biggie anyway, game comes out next week

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A pure goddess

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>>383867218
>eyebrows not a green parenthese tilted 90 degrees

>>383867630
>tatoo
Ruined.

>suddenly, /v/ is full of pedos
What happened?

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>>383867630
>Marie isn't melting at the touch of water

>>383866705
The forgotten splatfest

>>383867758
Water doesnt hurt them, they just cant float.

>>383867630
Sarcastic bitch.

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>>383867734

>>383867627
Oh, okay, I thought you called off for splatfest, not your tinder hookup or whatever. I misread that. You could try to fit in the jap fest if you really wanna play

>>383864650
All on-site retail stores are experiencing a steady decline in sales due to the emergence of Amazon and other online retailers. Why go a Gamestop when you can get a game delivered to you launch day?

>>383868320
In my opinion they dug their own graves by pushing pre orders, treating their employees like crap and being general dicks.

>>383868320
i dont trust "launch day delivery"

on /v/ and almost everywhere else people constantly bitch that their stuff didn't come on launch day and they wound up just buying it in store

>>383868802
I have always gotten the games I preordered on time. It's probably a problem with UPS/USPS/other delivery services, not Amazon.

>Splatoon 1 had the NES Light Gun
Splatoon 2 better have the SNES Super Scope.

>>383868960
still dont trust it. i'd rather just go to the store and buy it. the countless times i've read about someone not getting their game, going to the store to buy it, waiting a couple days for their preorder to come in, then using the receipt from the store to return the amazon preorder copy.

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>>383855093
WGHARE

POST IT

W-would they be squishy?

>>383853785
>rice vs bread
What the fuck is wrong with Nips?

>>383853785
I don't get what a lot of these are.

As far as I can tell:
>Red vs Green
>Iced Tea vs Whiskey
>Inkling vs Octoling
>Rice vs Bread
>Love vs Money
>Fox vs Bear
>Outside vs Inside
>Picnic vs Ramen
>Water vs Technology
>Gag Glasses vs Hand Zapper
>Mushroom vs Bamboo Chute
>Splatoon vs First-Aid
>Vanilla vs Salmon

>>383869445
It was specifically which you eat for breakfast, not just rice vs bread in general

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Onesie vs Bikini.

>>383869791
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Splatfest

Here. Figure them out.

>>383862787
>Yurifag has shit taste

What a surprise

>>383869791
>yes
>lemon tea vs milk tea
>squid sushi vs ocotpus sushi
>yes
>yes (which one will save the world to be presise)
>flavors of some instant ramen brand
>grasshopper vs ant (asopp's fables)
>rematch of the ramen one
>perfect body vs perfect mind
>boke vs tsumokki (idiot vs straight man basically)
>a brand of chocolate shaped like those things, but yes
>all out attack! vs focus on healing (dragon quest ai commands)
>mouantain food vs seafood

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>>383870106
>rice
>bread
>for breakfast

What the fuck.

>>383870480
All grains. it's what you get out of cereal except the unhealthy sugar junk.

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>>383870480
>>bread
>>for breakfast
What odd about that?

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>>383865976
r u literally me
im going to a friend's party on saturday too, since hes leaving for the army
luckily it starts at 5 so i get at least an hour of splatfest

>>383853430
them bellybuttons make the picture

>>383873845
Oy vey!

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>>383874349

>>383874468
Was the meeting in Venice pure coincidence?

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>tfw still don't have a switch
Getting it for a single game is just so not worth

>>383875193

Why? People did it for Playstation 4

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>>383870995
>What odd about that?

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>>383875443
And I did it for the WiiU, I can't handle having like a million consoles each for a single game, nothing else that the switch has or will have in the next few months, interests me

>>383875587

>Doesn't like Mario
>Doesn't like Zelda
>Doesn't like Metroid

What do you like Anon?

>>383870309
>idiot vs straight man
Who won?

SPLATOON 1 had a story mode ? What the fuck I skipped out on it because i thought it was 60$ for a multiplayer only game

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24 hours and 50 minutes

>>383876807
Tukkomi won, of course.

>>383877198
Its nothing substantial, only a few hours worth of gameplay.

I want to cum inside every female inkling

>>383877480
Worth if for that final boss

I want to cum inside every inkling.

>>383854046
With joycons it is shit and imprecise

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Why can't I test out the weapons
I'm new to this game and I don't want to be bullied on my first day

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>>383880349
>all players will be either merciless Splatoon veterans or complete newfags like me
Here's hoping i get lucky with team balancing

>>383853430
Why do people like lolis?
What is their appeal over more developed women?

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>>383870995
I mean, if it's something like French Toast it's fine, but just plain bread? I dunno, it's been so long since I had toast I completely forgot that it existed.

>>383881336
If you really have to ask, it's the combination of teddy-bear level cuteness combined with lewdness. Small things make you want to protect it and caress it, when some sexual content is put into the mix, it will send people some confusing messages. It's sort of a stocklholm syndrome really, you come for the cuteness and you stay for the lewd.
Not that I'm into that haha

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>>383881023
I look forward to splaying your unfresh insides for all to see, poor little white squid.