Welcome to the salty /v/itoon, prove you're not a casual.

>>383850985
I played Day of the Tentacle one.

>>383850985
I play a gunslinger character in new vegas.

I wrote my entire opinion on Federation Force before I even pirated the game

im casual

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>>383850985

Never stop playing a game till I platnuim the game.

I've been trying to plat spelunky

For 3 years
2896 deaths and counting.

>>383850985
I defeated the DQVIII post-game dragon bosses without wiping once. And I didn't grind up to level 65 to get the OP attack.

I'm also doing the monster arena and dark aeons in Final Fantasy X.

I beat super mario bros

I enjoyed sonic boom:rise of lyric unironically.

>>383850985

A-rank on SFIV.
Platinum on SFV.

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I can beat Touhou 6 but not 7

>>383851517
who do you play?

>>383850985
I beat God Hand without knowing you could dodge.

>>383851638

Seth in SFIV, Urien in SFV.

>>383850985
platinum'd the crash bandicoot collection

I beat the Colosseum without upgrading my nail

>>383850985
I google everything about a game before I play it

Made it to high Master rank in Overwatch entirely in solo queue.

I've completed every Left 4 Dead campaign on Expert Realism mode with bots.

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>>383850985
I'll have you know I beat the first boss of dark souls, while looking at a walkthrough, and I only died 20 times.

>>383851720
urien is a piece of shit but at least he's not balrog

t. person who's main has no projectiles

I got an A for every SOS mission in ZOE
Including mission 2

>>383850985
I Platinumed crash 1 last night

I main Roadhog

>>383850985
I beat La-Mulana 2005
Without a game guide

>>383851502
What about it was fun for you?

i beat yu-gi-oh! forbidden memories with my only magic card being a Dark Hole

>>383850985
I did the Hell Run on Cave Story in under 15 tries

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>>383850985

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I haven't played a single Nintendo game since 2011

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>>383852084
but how

>>383850985
I own tetris for the nes

>>383852136
>start game
>play game
It's quite simple

>>383852007
Self inflicted torture.

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>>383850985
I unlocked Drakendard's Ending E.

Not proud of the time I spent doing it.

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I didn't die and had no idea what bonfires were actually for until the archers got me while I was fighting the Taurus demon for the first time

I haven't played a video game in a year and a half but still complain about games on /v/ and buy games during the steam sales.

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I play Dwarf Fortress

without a tileset

I also play Monster Hunter

By myself

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>>383852084

I beat Cave Story's hell in 2:45

>>383850985
I beat Rayman 1 on pc when I was 7 years old.

I beat atomic runner when I was 9

>>383852084
nigga what the fuck

>>383852420
There is now way you actually play gmod 16 hours a day

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>>383850985
I got 10 and 1 KDR today in Battlefield 1.

I am a casual.

>>383852420
But why?

>>383852084
>>383852180

Doesn't your gf get mad if you play too much video games? How do you even get time in between going to work and the gym?

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I finished Crash 1 on PS4

without getting a single game over

>>383852420
>currently In-Game
Confirmed running it in the background all day

I come to /v/ to discuss vidya
without even playing vidya

>>383852228
Weird shoes

>>383852723
Have you not ever seen flats before? Have you ever been outside?

I beat Kirby on the 3DS.

without taking a break.

>>383852782
I did but something about that pair is bothering me

>>383850985
I played E10+ rated games

before I was 10

>>383850985
I play vidya every single day and worry that I might be a casual, still.

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>>383852914
They seem to be faux leather, that might be throwing you off

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I've solo'd Furious Ranjang on G-Rank
8 FUCKING times. Just for two horns

>>383850985
I beat the second level of Starcraft with only a walkthrough.

I wrote the gold password for golden sun 2

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>>383850985
I have this achievement

I solo'd G Rank Alatreon in MH3U.

Without a Kelbi Bow

I 1cc'd the easiest touhou game once
on easy
with starting lives set to max

>>383851841
Shut up Mercy otp scum

>>383851438
Post the full thing you pussy

>>383851328
you could have used cheats for this and it would still be pretty impressive

I got through Shrine of Amana prepatch.
I've never summoned anybody in a soulsborne game except for a coop run and for defiled hotdog.

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ITT: Level 5 losers

Seriously I'm a girl and I would never go out with a guy who did half of any of this shit lol

>>383852207
Oh man I know that feeling,finished it 2 weeks ago.It feels it was worth but at the same time it wasn't
And I spammed pause in the last boss,fuck you Taro

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I 100% Hotline Miami 1

@383853559
>not a new ip
seems like someone's mad they didn't get any (you)s
:^)

>>383853559
>using a pic with a filename that starts with 13
You aren't very good at this

>>383853467
>Do a fist weapons only playthrough years later
>Shrine is easy as shit
People who didn't have to deal with the heat seeking magic missles don't know how good they have it

I 100% beat a city building simulator on my phone

without spending any money

>>383851517
>A Rank
doesn't mean shit, a baby can get A rank as long as he sticks to one person
>Platinum
considering how shallow SFV is, I won't say this is indicative of anything special either

>>383850985
I finished The Tower of Druaga.
without any savestates

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I beat Let It Die without paying for any DMs

I've 10cc'd Smash TV and made it past level 100 in Gauntlet solo.
I've also beaten The Simpsons Arcade Game on an original arcade machine

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I beat every time trial in the Crash 2 remaster
with all platinum relics

>>383850985
I don't watch fucking ecelebs.

>>383853559
this is why we like traps here
fuck off casual

>>383854323
Nobody will ever be as hardcore as this guy.

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>>383852859
fucking how?

I played Skyrim on legendary for 10 minutes.

>>383854558
Whenever I need to masturbate, I got to the Temmie Village and see where my imagination takes me.

>>383854634
O-ok

>>383854634
Godspeed, anon

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>>383854572
Right this way sir sorry to keep you waiting.

>>383854634

Welp, now someone's gotta post it

I beat Contra 4 on DS.

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The first game I ever completed was Doom 2. I was 9.

i have beaten every megaman game there is

except those shitty pc versions

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>>383851328
this is my goal after I conquer Warsword Conquest. Mount and Blade is infinitely playable because of mods. Like Skyrim but better

>>383853330
That is the full thing

>>383853613
that's not hard, anyone who's half decent at the game can 100% it in a couple hours. what is hard is beating hotline maimi 2 on hard mode

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this shit right here
>inb4 muh leeg is casual. you tried carrying 4 retards at once?

>>383855021
Alright, I beat it around 13 and I remember it being just about the same difficulty as Ultimate Doom, but I replayed it about a month ago and holy shit. Props to you man.

>>383855021
dayum son.
How did you like the new DOOM just wondering.

>>383855424
I have carried four retards at once.
In Dota 2.
You can go to Super Weenie Hut Jr.

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>>383854373
>He prefers mentally ill men in dresses

Holy shit how pathetic can you fucking get?

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>>383850985
did everything for the crash reamster

>>383855558
>>383855536
Funny enough I can't bring myself to beat it like I did then. How did I get worse at video games?

I liked new DOOM. The multiplayer was a little on the exhausting side, but the campaign was fun, and I look forward to the next one. It could've been better, but I expected very little and got a lot.

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>>383853606
I never finished Drakengard 3 because they removed the pause screen exploit for the final boss.

I beat Thordan's Reign on launch day

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>>383850985
I've bought games over the last year- maybe 20 or 30, because I import frequently and have yet to open them and play them even though they are games from my favourite series because I spend what little free time I have on mobile cancer like Dokkan Battle, Dream Girlfriend, Duel Links, and just recently Fate: Grand Order which I find not only ironic but saddening because I used to question how people could find enjoyment with simpler mobile games instead of actual full-fledged video games and yet I find myself having become one of those people I used to look down on.

Last real game I played over an hour was Persona 5 where I ended up getting to Madarame, recruited Yusuke and took a break and just never got back to it even though I loved it. I find taking a break from a game makes me forget mechanics, plot and I feel inclined to restart but then feel that's a waste of time. It happened with Nier, too.

>>383852420
>someone saved my image

Now now, identity theft is serious matter!

I've played nothing but grand strategy for months, no save scumming.

>>383850985
Beat. Battletoads. No. Warp. And. Batman. On. NES.

The ending for Battletoads was NOT worth it...and the Batman ending was expected since, you know, game movie that didn't fully follow the movie. Also got 120 Stars in Super Mario 64 within 24 hours of playtime without a guide shortly after the game released. Before anyone learned you could get more than that. On! I also bested the 2nd place winner of the Killer Instinct Nationals at Killer Instinct Gold while waiting for my car to get fixed at a store kiosk. Then there's my save (on the actual cart) for the clear game of Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels. That game was a mother fucking BITCH. Who puts an exit to a level in the mother fucking clouds?!?!

>>383855946
you type like a fucking faggot

>>383855946
only person worth a damn in this thread.

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>>383854558
:^)

>>383856083
I also suck dicks like one too. Wanna see for yourself?

>>383853559
Nah, you'd just fuck them then ask for payment afterwards.

i can pass max 300

>>383852180
I played that game for like two years, they were the most boring two years of my life.

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>>383856184
Anon just go back to whatever website you came from

>>383856315
Not until I suck you dry big boy~

>>383856315
We doin' 360's now?

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I don't need to rely on memes for humor.

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>>383854634
>>383854841
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
Welp here goes nothing

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>>383855021
>tfw completed Duke Nukem 3d at 8
We are one and the same

>>383856397
THAT'S what I always wanted in Playstation games instead of Big Head Mode: Small Face Mode!

>>383855946
I once beat the world record speedrun for Super Mario World Any % by accident on a public TV in the mall because I wanted to show off to my friends. I also 100% Plutonia Experiment on the first try without using walkthroughs. I beat the first Dead Space without Sprinting because I wasn't aware you could the first time I played. I play Silent Hill 2 HD Remaster in the dark while naked with headphones on.

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>>383850985
i killed him in one hit

I beat Frank Horrigan

>>383856175
>three hundred thousand years
Something tells me this is fake.

>>383854107
it must suck being as much of a faggot as you

>>383856485
You had me until the last one. The HD version? Ew. The Greatest Hits PS2 or the Xbox version was SO much better.

>>383852978
Maybe.
Is that a dude?

>>383856628
That's how hardcore I am. I also exclusively play Doom on the 3DO. It's the only way to play.

>>383856610
He has a point though. Platinuming a fight game is akin to Platinuming a JRPG.

>>383856610
What are you so salty about? I didn't mean to shatter your ego.

>>383856727
That's not hardcore dude. That's just terrifying.

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Whoops, sorry about that. Wrong image.

>>383856485
Oh yeah
I once beat Halo: Combat Evolved on the Xbox on Legendary with a DDR pad on one life.

>>383856967
It records how long you don't play a game?

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>>383857042
Anon are you fucking stupid

>>383856778
No, he meant the platinum rank online in SFV. The problem with using this to prove you aren't a casual is that the skill gap in V is almost nonexistent due to how laughably shallow the game is mechanically.

>>383857097
Hey, it says -47 hours. He actively didn't play Duke Nukem

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>>383857178

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>>383852613
>gf
>gym

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>>383851794

Right this way sir.

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>>383857042
Actually if you exclusively move backwards it starts counting down instead of up on the timer, like with an old car odometer. It also has a built in faggot detector.

>>383857097
Well wouldja look at that.

>>383857816
Now do it on UFO Defense.

>>383853613
>only the first one
Casual, please get gud.

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>>383850985
I've beaten Skyrim twice...

Without any mods.

>>383855791
The mobile shit is more agressively designed to keep your reward loops spinning. Or you are basically genetically predespositioned for gambling.

Watch that new anime about gambling. It seems good.

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I got the Tactical Challenger trophy in Vanquish

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I got the All Pro title in MW2 with the M4A1

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I did an Iron Knuckles run of Demon's Souls...

Without any poise

Also, old demon's souls memes are mostly awful. Remaster to kick off new memes when?

>>383856439
source for that pic

>>383855659
Oh man,I saw some videos when someone said it was harder than in Drakengard and it really is,the camera is bullshit though
I liked the music too

I don't own a PS4

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>>383850985
I completed The Lost's checklist in BoI:Afterbirth+ on all three save files.

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I beat mega Man 1 on my phone with no savestates

>>383851378

That no-gold challenge is tough, had me stuck for a while. You can do it, anon!

>>383856703
No, that's a woman

I beat Castlevania 3 without dying after spending 20 years memorizing it.

I beat Double Dragon 3

I actually took the time to beat Bart Vs. The Space Mutants

I imported an actual Famicom/Famicom Disk System to play through Super Mario Bros. 2.

I've played about 300+ games from every decade after the 70s, used to run a small clan, made #1 on a daily global leaderboard once, played pretty much every competitive game except CoD which I regret now as time could've been better spent and I'm currently learning gamedev.

>>383852251
You're like a little baby, I play Monster Hunter with a full French party

>>383852084
> Only 7000h
>Using steam for Eve online
Fucking casual

>>383852821
Anon, you're on another level

>>383850985
I complained a game didn't have soul, then cried online about "censorship" when a game made a little girl less pedo-bait.

>>383862068
>tfw /v/ is too young to care about this

>>383862263
>which I regret now as time could've been better spent
Same.
>tfw still can't stop playing video games
Hahaha. Kill me.

>>383850985
Played Metroid Zero Mission on hard mode with 15% items on mobile.

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>>383862707
Only competitive MP game I don't regret playing is the classic Tribes and some of Tribes Ascend. But thinking about all those rounds of de_dust and cs_office makes me sad. Few to no regrets about other games though.

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I beat new vegas on hardcore

>>383850985
I play my vita

>>383850985
I got all the achievements in Hitman 2016.

Without a guide.

I got top500 in overwatch

Playing only torbjorn

Got the Mile High Club Achievment in Cod4

I got a 999999 on Tetris when I was 12. Shit took forever.

>>383851234
>I play New Vegas
So you're a casual then

>>383864041
I got to masters.

Playing only Sym

>>383850985
I beat Bean Ball in Super Dodge Ball without getting hit once.

I got a 1-ALL in Ketsui

>>383851830
That sounds like bullshit, but I'll believe it

>>383861087
did you have the gnawed leaf?

>>383853673
what do the starting digits mean?

>>383850985
I only play games on the hardest difficulty from the start unless the game just makes the AI cheat in which case I don't play the game (except rts), and if I can't play on the hardest difficulty from the get-go I don't play the game
I once played a non-mmo video game for over one hundred consecutive hours (no breaks of any form)
I only play underdog or middle tier classes/characters in games, if what I am playing gets buffed too much I change

>>383866791
The Unicode timestamp. By my estimation he downloaded that picture late 2013/early 2014

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>>383850985
I cleared Slippery Climb and got the gem on my first try

in the ps1 Crash

>>383855791
Gambling addiction.

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>>383850985
I beat Dark Fact on NIGHTMARE

>>383850985
i have the game hidden in my library, im convinced that seeing the purple portal background instead of the blue one is physically bad for me

I've beaten Dark Souls 1,2,3, and BB.

I had like 3000 hours in TF2 back when it was good.

Probably thousands of hours between CS 1.6 and Source.

Level 99 WC in Runescape 2.

Favorite game is Hexen.

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fugg forgot pic

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I beat the ringed city at level 45.
It's really fun invading people around my level with rapid fire explosive crossbow bolts.
I even went to ng+ so I could get the Twin Prince's greatsword.

>>383867135
literally everyone beats every dark souls unless they're even more than casual

>>383855830
Hello CapsAdmin

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>>383850985
I got a 2-ALL in DoDonPachi DaiOuJou Black Label, now I'm working on doing the same in White Label.

>>383850985
I resist the urge to post in threads about games i don't like

>>383866309
I got knawed-leaf on a few of my failed Lost runs, but I don't recall winning any runs with it. I liked running a high risk/high offensive Lost, relying on tech-x, dead cat and any damage ups to win runs/unlock shit

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>>383852084
Reminds of this dude's profile I came across a while back that had over 5000 hours in Sakura Spirit, and was in-game too. A few hours later when I came back to my computer he was still in-game.

To this day I can't help but wonder if he didn't an hero to try to join his waifu, leaving his computer on to track how long he's been dead.

I beat a japanese kid's high score in Jubeat once

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>>383850985
I always go virgin route in Persona games

>>383850985
I got up to the quarter finals in a warband tournament for fourth america. And at one point I was in the top 25 Calvary in NA.

Got below rank 100 on the arcade scoreboard in soul caliber 4.

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>>383853559
>Level 5 losers
what did he mean by this?

>>383852228
>drink she's carrying with one hand spills
>not one of the two she's balancing in her other hand

The fuck?

>>383869292
I think the one she was balancing on top of the other fell, and when she went to pick up that one, she put the one from her right hand on top of the one remaining in her left. Because the one on the floor is lacking the paper straw cover, and in the before picture, the only one that lacks that is the one on top of the other.

Whew, if that makes sense.

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>>383869115
those are some nice jugs

i wish that girl was me

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>>383869891
Damn son, good eye.

I found all 900 Korok seeds without a guide.

MODS MODS MODS

>>383850985
I beat xcom enemy within with less than 10 deaths on ironman impossible.
Tldr; I am a huge masochist.

>>383870342
>implying vanilla Ironman Impossible is difficult
Come back to me when you do deathless I/I with the Long War mod, casual.

>>383870496
Doing that right now actually.

>>383869618
>>383869706
>>383869872
do girls even get pleasure from anal? they don't have a prostate in there

>>383850985
Honestly? I'm pretty casual
>never got above diamond in Starcraft 2
>always get stuck in games when playing on the highest difficulty
>brainlet that gets FUCKED in Total War games and Blood Bowl
>rarely 100% anything, unless I really really enjoy the game
>still haven't beat XCom enemy unknown/within
>still haven't beaten darkest dungeon
>still haven't beaten Sengoku Rance
>still haven't beaten Valkyria Chronicles
>play on my toaster laptop
Guess not all of us were meant to be hardcore

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>>383870791
Why don't you derail shitty threads? This one is connected to vidya.

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>>383869115

Why are all your images of the same girl?

>>383871441
post tummy then

>>383871441
post timestamp and/or feminine penis

>>383871441
what a load of shit

>>383871547
you have a cute tummy :3

I refuse to believe actually cute girls browse /v/

>>383871441
Reverse image search looks clear. But i am still suspicious.

>>383871441
if ur a real girl can u answer my question?
do girls pee out their butts?

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>>383871547
>pussy

>>383871984
sex

>>383871984
>no penis
No thanks.

>>383871984
i would hold your hand and cuddle and spoon with you and give you real kisses on your tummy

>>383871984
Help you get a boyfriend and stop shittin up my threads. Jeez.

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I beat Dark Souls 3

with keyboard + mouse

>>383871984
I'd tell you to fuck off and let me play my video games

>>383871984
BEGONE, THOT!

>>383871984
i would take you to ben and jerry's then go-carting afterwards.

>>383871984

This isn't video games. Post yourself with at least your 3ds or some shit.

>>383871984
post soles and only soles

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>>383871984
I'd inform you that 2D is eternally better than 3D and that you should kindly fuck off.

>>383872153
nintendo think dey slick... dis nigga dabbin

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>>383871984
post pics of dad

>>383865295
Hello todd, still mad that fallout 3 & 4 are garbage?

>>383872331
But why would I want to?

>>383872331
Not thicc enough

>>383872331
She looks like a drugged up Jack Black

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I beat Answerer with guns

>>383872331
jesus christ. If i wanted to kill myself i would jump from your ego down to your fucking IQ.

you are sexy, but you aren't fucking special. There are hoes in my fucking district better looking than you. Traps too.

I 100% completed Animal Crossing on the Gamecube only using gook codes for items I couldn't obtain otherwise

>>383872593
finger in butt pls

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I beat dark souls using only my keyboard with an emachines computer and a $60 zotac video card
>wasd to move
>numpad to control camera/weapon
>20 fps
I didn't give a fuck I just really wanted to play dark souls

Do your fucking job, hotpockets.

>>383872661
Because you dont have any more fake pics of the girl to post as yourself?

>>383872661

Post video games

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>>383872719
Nothing! I'm paid nothing!

>>383872153
Beat the original Dark Souls with a keyboard then.
I did too

>>383872782
You at least do your eyebrows well. Good job.

>>383872708
And I thought I was hot shit for beating the game with KB+M controls while playing at 140p

>>383872863
ok thot we get it, you like attention, you can stop now.

>>383872863
post a time stamp already or you're not legit

>>383851227
it's called maniac mansion you casual fuck

mega link when

>>383872959
Good. You aren't that good looking.

Does having 40,000+ hours in one game count?
Literally have played it almost daily since 1993.

>>383872964
>He actually fell for it

>>383872959
Why does this girl look like that one Doctor Who girl. Clara I think her name was?

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Strangely enough, I don't go "that's worthy of framing on my wall" when I do something autistically hardcore. I think I'd forget majority of my accomplishements if it weren't for steam cheevos.
100% Shadow warrior (reboot)
100% Gta sa and vc
Painkiller&BooH hardest
revengeance on mgr and all vr missions
Beat DMC4 keyboard
Beat og prince of persia
All three taffer games hardest
FEAR+EP hardest
Dauntless Delver in spiral knights solo
Hitman 1-4 hardest
Doom, 2, TNT, Plutonia on UV
some 2hu 1ccs normal
Currently doing Serious Sam series hard
Anything else I don't remember since I don't have it installed and can't see on desktop.

>>383873013
go for it, i don't care anymore

>>383873076
>talk shit
>deny specific requests
>no timestamp
Fake.

>>383855791
P5 keeps a story log, so there's no need to worry about that. Mechanocs aren't really that conplicated either.

>>383873301
STOP

>>383850985
Beat Nuclear Throne on hard

With Chicken

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>>383873373
cya

>>383872331
neither will you lmao

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I have the Mark of Conquest on FFX.
I actually got it twice because I did lose my first memory card when I moved out of my parent's house.

>>383859591
boku girl or something
image is from a .5 'what if' chapter
manga itself is a genderbend story

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>>383873454

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I listen to erotic japanese ASMR while playing Victoria II with the Pop Demand Mod.

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I've beaten NV over a dozen times
>yeah s-
On 360

>>383873582
>PDM
>>>/r/eddit

>>383851378
I did that shit in under 19 hours. You just fucking suck, man.

i beat the 3rd boss of furi on hard

>>383850985
I've beaten Quest 64
Over 40 times

>>383850985
i mustard syobon action

>>383873852
doesn't work, did you right click and use the get link button?

>>383873895
That doesn't mean you're hardcore. That means you're fucking retarded.

>>383850985
Gran Turismo 3 - Gilded every License Test

>>383874013
r-right this way!

I beat Furi on Furier
I 100%ed both Hotline Miami games
I beat TIS-100
I created a socialist paradise in Democracy 3

>>383852084
Too bad its the steam version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU

>>383873454
Honestly I wonder how this came to be sometimes.

>>383870596
Whoooooooo

>>383874013
>>383874370
>those panty bulges
Jesus, shave your bush

I beat dark souls using my dick as a controller. My sperm has Wi-Fi.

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>>383873454

>>383873019
They're both mediocre if you ask me.

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I have beat all of the Metal Slug games without dying.

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>>383874521
>jew nose
>mudslim skin

>>383874579
That gif made me hard. Why can't more indie games have not shit pixel art?

>>383850985
I beat the command and conquer red alert ant levels

at age 4

>>383874653
Nobody wants to insert their dick into your filthy 3D mouth. Fuck off my board, normie.

I beat DK64, Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie 100%, does that count?

I SS'd Giga Difficult in Dustforce

>>383853559
As in Steam level? As in the "I waste a lot of my money buying virtual trading cards" levels? Who cares? If not steam levels, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>383874102
you're on /v/, did you expect anything different
I see you're not so different yourself

>>383851438
so?

>>383874795
I honestly dont know why you think people wanna have sex with you. You aren't that pretty.

Water temple is my favorite part of OoT

>>383850985
im on the 6th or 7th planet in Spacechem and im having fun

I did beat UFO Defense on Superhuman Ironman with a live /v/ audience.
I feel like doimg something like that again, but I don't know what other game could be as interactive with the audience. I wanted to try Digimon World, but it's too damn long and there's too little imput from anons that it might as well be a twitch let's play instead.

>>383875303
>implying i am moving the goal

I am not even trying to downplay her. She's ok. But she's acting like if she's the prettiest woman anyone in this website have ever seen.

You can literally find good prostitutes that look better than her and that we can actually fuck.

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I only play video games that are fun

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i grinded proof of concord kepts for 33 hours straight

I beat super Mario bros 2. The real version.

I 100%'d an untitled story on the highest difficulty setting.

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>>383853559
>I'm a girl
Okay Bruce

>>383875872
Only if you have a dick.

>>383875872
I didn't even realized it was a porn dump until I posted.
I thought it was a real vidya thread all this time.

A vidya thread. On /v/... How foolish of me...

>>383850985
I play Stalker unmodded

>>383862373
I saw it too anon.

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>>383850985
i 100% this game. found literally every collectible, played through it 3 times to get every single ending,I even found Tobin bell's's phone number and told him how much this game fucking sucks.

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> CTRL+F God Hand
> Only one result and it's this liar faggot
>>383851706

> CTRL+F Risk of Rain
> No result

What /v/ has come to.

I've beaten Wizardry I

>>383879306
> Wizardry I
> Not IV

Get out, casual.

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Luckily the bar is pretty low for 2hu in this thread, cause SA is still killing me

>>383862373
>>383874342
What makes the steam version different?

>>383850985
Diamond 4 years running (never tried climbing higher than d3) in LoL

3-time Legend player in Hearthstone

Beaten all of the Souls series games solo, including most DLCs

Platinum'ed KH2FM on Critical

Caught every Pokemon on the Hoenn Pokedex in 2004~

Beaten Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert many times

>>383855575
>Super Weenie Hut Jr.
Then what's HotS?

>>383850985
I've beaten a song in Guitar Hero.

Without looking at the notes

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>>383880254

>>383880191
>LoL
automatically casual

i beat fltl on easy mode

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one credited every difficulties in Panel de Pon game cube
... except v-hard because lion is a faggot

>>383850985
I beat furi on furier (including after credits boss)

>>383880425
the difficulty that matters is the skill of your opponents, not the skill floor of the game. assuming there is adequate skill ceiling (hint: there is)

Dota is complicated for the sake of being complicated, is less fun because of it, and it comes off as pretentious as well

I'm 3k in dota 2
I know >moba
but I also main hard support pos 5
that's p hardcore I think

I beat DMC 3 only using guns.

>>383880558
>except V-Hard
hahahaha what a faggot, come the fuck on
Flare and Thiana are best girls

>>383855830
assuming its not really your image, does it really make you feel good telling people that (You) are the guy with 35k hours on gmod?

and if it really is your image, does it really make you feel good telling people that (You) are the guy with 35k hours on gmod?

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I played through SOTFS using melee only twice

>>383880738
i'm talking about Panel de Pon gamecube you fucking casual
sala best girl

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>>383880645
>Dota is complicated for the sake of being complicated, is less fun because of it, and it comes off as pretentious as well
Bitch how about you try learning the game?

When i first heard of dota the facepunch board for it was "for the 1% that understand the game"

For the first few times i tried it i didn't knew what the fuck was i doing or how i would even enjoy it.

But the game is not over-complicated for no reason. Its not less fun as it is. Compared to LoL there's just less shit for the losing team to fall on to try and do a comeback.

Stop talking shit.

>>383880964
YOU'RE STILL A BITCH FOR THAT ONE TOO
NO RUNNING
ACCEPT YOUR BITCH STATUS AND GO DO IT NIGGER
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>383850985
I beat Dark Souls even though ti was the hardest game ever made xD

>>383850985
I can max out the score in Castlevania 3

>without grinding
>american version
>no save states or cheating

takes about five playthroughs or so

>>383850985
Ive beaten dark souls without taking a single hit, does that count?

I got the 7 day survivor trophy in dead rising 1
without any milk

>>383853606
I beat that shit without knowing I could spam pause. I got into DDR and Stepmania because of it. Ended up making a fuckload of friends in those circles and still have fun to this day.

Thanks for helping me make friends somehow, Drakengard.

Also I completed F-Zero GX. Working on God Hand.

>>383881649
stfu

I beat Winney Pooh's Basketball Derby


In Japanese

>>383850985
I've beaten every game in Super Mario All Stars and all 3 DKC's.