>that guy who plays music over his mic

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>>383850805
>that guy having a full conversation with someone in the room over the mic

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>>383850805
>that guy ignoring the screaming baby in the other room

>>383850805
>massive bong rip

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>push to talk
>*coughs*

>"NO MOM I CANT GO IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME THESE GUYS ARE DEPENDING ON ME!!!!"

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>>383850805
>guy takes damage in-game
>"OWWWW"

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>>383851119
>screaming baby or yelling kids
>hear murmurs from a women that sound like she's asking for help
>tells her to shut the fuck up

>>383852502
>push to talk
>*burps*

>that game that doesn't let you mute other players

>Guys I'm so high/drunk right now

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>>383850805
i do this on overwatch since no one works together anyways
if you dont like it you can mute me...yet they are to stupid to know there's a mute button so they yell at me the entire time while i laugh at them.

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>>383850805
>hold on guys I've gotta vape

>>383853435
You are scum. Know this.

>>383852502
>push to talk
>*laughs*

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>mfw I find everything hilarious and laugh constantly over mic

Sorry

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>>383852820

>hear couple fighting
>guy returns to mic
>"Hey guys! How're ya! :)"

>>383853435
Why though? Are you this deprived of attention?

>>383853435
nothing wrong with yelling at your shit taste
your laughter is a nervous tic

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>>383853553
if they are too stupid to use an ingame feature then they can suffer

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>that guy that micspams gay pornography for hours on end

>>383850805
>Meet this guy named edna
>hes pretty weird
>lives in his basement
>can hear the furnace on full blast
>"Give me a second guys"
>"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
>"God damn what the fuck was that"
>"its my blowtorch, thats how I light my blunts"

>>383853659
oh oh oh
quote a movie

i bet you have 500 movie quotes lined up at any one point

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>>383853004
>bubbling bong
>deep hacking cough

>>383851119
>BRB baby is crying
>Hear baby screaming for a few seconds
>K back
>>383852108
>Kid asks Is that a juice box

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>>383853649
someone not liking what you do is considered having shit taste

oh you

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>that guy who just plays his guitar over voice chat and doesn't actually play the game

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>That guy who is in an incredibly unstable and unhealthy relationship with a girl who spends most of her audible time in mic-distance crying or bitching.
>Tfw you are jealous of that guy.

>>383853904
haha was that the movie quote

epic man, simply epic

>>383853435
My nigga. Back in 2008-2009 I would micspam good songs in tf2 or l4d via hldj to lighten the mood. It's not worth it in overwatch thought because you go through all that trouble just to get banned in a week or two

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>>383853869
>deep hacking cough
>"bro do you smoke?"
>No.

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>join call
>TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA keyboard noises
>"HI ANON" by 6 people
>"SO UHHH WHAT'S UP BRO DUDE CHECK OUT THIS MEME XD"
>fart jokes
>talking about their shit/piss like it's funny
>disconnect

every time

Playing CS 1.6 and hearing people micspam this song was hilarious when I was in highschool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg

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>That guy who spends the entire time talking to his wife.

>>383854012
jesus christ what kind of sick fuck smashed eggs and pimento-stuffed olives into a cat's eyes?

>>383850805
>those "people" who play in gold nova 3 (my current rank, total beginner) or higher and don't have a mic at all
>write info callouts in text chat and expect you to look at chat during the fucking round

The silver meme didn't get me, I was out of there quickly. But my patience with speakers or no mic using, b rushing morons is running thin. It's been a steady climb but while the people I play against seem to slowly get better my team mates are all over the place. It's like a dice roll between 2 aim prodigies who carry the team through the whole match and us other 3 doesn't even matter (I usually take middle on scoreboard in these rounds), or it's 4 complete retards who don't use mic, can't aim and will buy retarded shit (I usually score 1st or 2nd in these). Why are all these people in the same rank? All of these players are my rank at the time. There's no way the retards play decently in other matches, so why are they not dropped to silver? And plenty of the carriers are clearly not smurfs, take it seriously and are way better than me, so why are they stuck in my rank? CSGO ranking is a mess.

>>383852992
>that game where you have to mute each person individually in casual mode, or go into the main menu and turn off voice communication entirely

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>>383853991
not on console you don't

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>Mechanical "blue switch" keyboards

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>>383853609
>tfw other ppl laughter made me laugh

>>383852781
>>383852820
>>383853635
>>383854012
>>383854214
Why are these so painfully accurate?

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>that guy who plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdveVyT7NU
>in RO2 when the germans are winning

>that guy who plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo
>in Rising Storm 2 when gooks are winning

>>383854375
I love this shit, the community has gotten smaller but it'll always be the best.

>>383853697
I know it's you.

>>383854370
It actually makes me really happy when this happens
>Friend constantly playfully talking shit or making jokes
>Makes me laugh so fucking hard
>Sometimes he can't but help and laugh at my laughing

Feels good man

>multiplayer game has a jungle map
>someone starts playing it ain't me

>>383854201
How, pray I ask, could you even spam on console?

>that guy that says Hitler did nothing wrong and goes into a meltdown when you call him a nigger

>>383854375
Ayy I do that on the bloodbath servers and 40-1 just as soon as it goes to the splash screen so they cant see my name.

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>that guy who never talks unless it's to call out an enemy position
>never tries to talk about anything outside of the current in game situation

it's the worst when they try and play with you another time

>>383854579
not playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

>>383854597
there isnt any push to talk, everything is picked up by mic(if loud enough)

>>383854579
>jungle map
>this version of it ain't me plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3VTKvdAuIY

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>10 year old joins the server
>sucks at the game
>sounds depressed
>asks others for help constantly
>I hate sucking at everything
>leaves
I don't need this shit I'm just trying to play

>>383854012
>join new lobby
>guy on team TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA on his keyboard
>"hey your mic is picking up your keyboard, can you turn it down or something"
>"oh yeah sure dude"
>hear TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA the rest of the match

>>383854771
What else do you want to hear? Genuine question, trying to learn.

>>383855090
I just shoot the shit talk talk memes talk women talk about work and dumb shit you know my dude a time to let loose

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>>383854964
>TAKA TAKA TAKA
>hey could you move your mic?
>"sure"
>TAKA TAKA TAKA but with 80% volume
>can you use push to talk?
>"can you shut the fuck up?"
>friend kicks him
>nerd has a meltdown, leaves the chatroom
>he has done this 6 times and blames us
>tfw too old for this shit

I hope you're reading this, Sam.

>>383855090
i wasn't posting from the point of view of the one interacting with the """autistic robot"""

>>383850805
>"DUDE THERES SOMEONE ON THE OBJECTIVE"
>"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I CANT HEAR THE GAME"

>>383855403
what?

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>>383850805
>that guy who leaves his mic on while there's music and sounds blasting from his speakers, as well as keyboard claking and occasional coughing
>mute him
>30 mins later he goes full caps in chat "WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO MY LEAD?"

>>383854785
You can mute/unmute though

>>383856068
like i said previous they are too stupid to mute/have no idea there's a mute

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>guy stops playing to yell at someone ingame

>>383855925
Did you at least try to tell him his mic was picking up useless shit?

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>guy works at night while wife works during the day.
>they both like playing games with the group
>one day the guy says brb when his wife gets home.
>about 30sec later we hear the wife moaning, loudly
>he forgot to mute his mic
>this goes on for about 5min
>the girl jumps on and says "**** is getting ready for work, what are we playing?"
>mfw when 2 other people in this room start laughing and we all lose our shit.

This happened last year and it's always a good joke to bring up. It's nice having a good group of gamer friends.

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>that kid that keeps his mic on in the bathroom and has diarrhea.

>>383856705
>look at mic symbol corner
>see your mic is sending even though you're not saying anything

Wow, that was hard.

>>383856720
>flirting with this girl on cs
>hit it off
>get into a Skype call with her
>send her a selfie
>she leaves shortly after to get something to eat
>minding my own business watching videos on YouTube when I hear something out of place
>pause YouTube
>turn up speakers
>woman moaning
>oh shit I left open on
>look for my porn, can't find it
>clue in as to whats going on
>crank my sound system faster than the speed of light
>hear the most beautiful orgasm I have ever heard

Shit man I can't even think of all the shit shit I got away with.

>>383856720
You sound like a virgin

>>383850805
I'm fairly certain I used to do that on Xbox live, when I was like 16. It was probably something retarded like System of a Down or whatever

>>383856705
After he type that it chat, yeah.
I'm used to people sperging out in online play so I find it best to ignore them in order to not trigger them

>>383857084
shut up virgin

>>383852598
At least he's not abandoning his team. That's loyalty

>that guy that comes on /v/ and tells everyone about his experience on an online game but it actually never happened

>>383856919
I sont play with overlays so I don't know 100% for certain if every single unique noise is transmitting. That being said some ptt has little to no indication if you are hot mic or not so a callout would be handy then.

>>383857071
Oh man she was Jillin off to your selfie? that's hot as fuck

>>383850805
>>383853435
I used to do this in TF2 when i picked up the enemy suitcase.
It was either Gee Gee or Pon Pon that was blasted.

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>420killer has joined the game
>talking to jarjar2cool on the mic
>420killer trolling the fuck out of jarjar2cool
>jarjar is oblivious to this
>get on mic and scream a couple times during the game

>keep doing it a few times a game
>420killer keeps trolling

well I tried

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>>383851119
>>383852820
>Join WoW guild
>Folks seem nice
>Suddenly that shit happens
>MFW I pretend it's all cool, then stealth leave the guild ASAP.

Kids ruin EVERYTHING.

>>383857324
Literally only once never again ;_;

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>that guy who plays eurobeat over his mic

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>>383854092
lmao

>>383857606
What? how does this not develop into anything further? did you at least have skype sex or get some nudes or whatever?

>waits for the loading screen to start screaming

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>that guy who has a really nice voice and says just one thing then he becomes the life of the party in every match because muh voice and "hehe are you markiplier xddd" then when he leaves the match he gets 20+ friend requests
That's me

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>>383857679
>That guy who doesnt like eurobeat

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>>383857679
>Guy plays music on mic
>It's actually catchy and I enjoy it.

Sometimes you forget that outside of the meme, Numa Numa is a catchy Euro song.

Why are Euro songs so damn catchy for the most part?

>play Xcom 2 multiplayer
>the mic is always on by default for some reason
>new players don't know this
>listen to them the whole match
Sometimes i tell them about it, sometimes i don't. One time, the sound was pretty quiet and unclear, but I'm 90% sure I heard a gay couple fooling around between turns.

>>383858232
At its core its Disco and everyone love disco

>>383858226
The original 80s-90s anime look was better, if only it was remastered for bluray.

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>>383858232
Don't Stop The Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-8A3mOIio

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>>383858226
>That guy who goes Deja Vu on their mic
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?t=63

>>383858708
>timecoding it to skip half the song
>implying I don't want to listen to it all
Motherfucker.

>>383858814
Deja Vu

>join match
>HEY GUYS WHATS UP
>HI
>HEY
>SUP
>HELLO
>silence for the entire rest of the match

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>Have chill dungeon/game/whatever with dude
>Dude invites you to seemingly chill group
>Suddenly one of the group dudes start's raving about conspiracy theories and acting really racist.
>Stealth leave.

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>>383859731
>have group that I play vidya with
>one day one of us that disappeared for a couple years returns
>starts acting really weird
>won't shut the fuck up about Trump
>has a license plate that says 8CHA N on it
>unironically goes to r/thedonald and has a kekistan shirt
>constantly makes up cringeworthy fake stories, like how he allegedly told a Mexican to his face that he hates Mexicans, and then got him fired from his job because he's actually best friends with the guy who owns the company he works for and he told him he was illegal
>claims that he's going to run for Mayor of the shithole town he lives in
>group stops inviting him to play vidya with us
>whenever's he's on discord we all just bully him constantly for being such an autist
>he still sticks around for some reason

>>383860559
The 2016 Election was a mistake all together.