Splatfest:

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Ice Cream, obviously.
Cake is sugar bread.

Cake all day nigger

>>383836347
Ice cream is sugar milk.

>>383836347
>Liking sugar milk

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>Cakefags

>>383836296
>choosing based on your waifu instead of your actual preference
Ice creamfags are the worst

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Cake

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>>383836296
>live in aus and it is hot as fuck all the time

Yeah, ice-cream over cake anyday.
Plus Marina is best girl.

>>383836347
F R O Z E N M I L K

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>>383836464
>icecreamfags

>>383836382
And milk comes from tits. Checkmate.

I chose ice cream because you can do more with it. Plus, my grocery store sells a brand that has cake in the ice cream that's actually really good.

Btw, the best chocolate ice cream is a good vanilla mixed with cocoa powder. It absolutely destroys store bought chocolate ice cream.

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why not both

>>383836296
>cucks vs Ice cucks
see what i did there?

>>383837193
Because that's not allowed

>>383837065
>tits
You mean cow "tits" ??? furfag detected.

>>383836296
i honestly like cake more, so I'm on team pink for this one.

>>383836481
But icecream IS better.

Fucking cake eaters

>>383837193
Because splatfest does not allow you to.

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>>383837352
>he doesn't have two switches

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>>383837065
You need milk to make cake and icing. Even if you use a box mix, it has milk products in it.

>>383837442
Wrong.

ICCUUUUUU CREAMUUU

Any retard can make a cake, but most don't have the patience to make Ice Cream.

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Which one taste more like Marina's butt hole?

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>>383836296
Sure, you could say no one likes a shitty cake, but everyone likes shitty ice cream, but a good cake is fucking miles better than good ice cream. Maybe Ice Cream fans just have low standards for what they eat.

People just forget how good cake can be because its a special occasion food. I don't want to fight against ice cream but cake edges it out.

>>383837776
Where's the bottom half of her mouth?

>>383837776
Cake, because it's shit! SHIT!

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>>383836296
There is nothing better in this world than ice cream. Suck it, steakfags.

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>>383837909
Ice Creamfags are fucking SEETHING

>>383836481
I think Pearl and Marina are worse than Callie and Marina and have no interest in allying myself with either of them and I'm on team ice cream.

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Ice Cream Cake.

I'm out.

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>>383836296
Ice cream Motherfucker.

More importantly rock or pop?

>>383838805
Rock

Ice cream goes in mochi
Check fucking mate

>>383838805
Fuck off you insufferable weeaboo. Nobody wants you here.

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Both are respectable choices that take a good bit of skill and effort to make well. I am only choosing cake because I am expecting ice cream to attract more kids during the summer that will loose the game.

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Ice Cream, of course.
>Being a cakeboi

Ice cream
>tfw you hate sweets/desserts but ice cream is one of the few that you like

ice cream bitch

Cake is superior because it also includes brownies and pies.

>>383839776
Brownies maybe, but you don't get to claim pies. Nice try cake boy.

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>>383837065

>>383839627
Shit anon, are you me?

>>383839749
>calls us ice cream fags
>eats cockcake

>>383839839
Maybe
It's nice to see someone who shares the same sentiment

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>long hot day, feeling drained
>grab a nice cold ice cream on the way home

Nothing can compete to this feeling of pure bliss, cake fags are obviously NEETs that have never worked a day in their life.

>>383839749
Be sure to give your wife the big piece, She likes a lot of frosting

Look man. I like both. But I personally Prefer ice cream over Cake. I can never finish a piece of cake or have seconds but I'll always want more ice cream. Ice cream min chip is also my all time favourite Deseret second only to anything with Nutella.

The Rock vs Pop argument is a much harder choice for me to make. What would you guys go with? Because my favourite music groups include Maroon 5 and Aerosmith so I don't have a preferred choice.

>>383841487
I would go with Pop, most of the rock music I listen to has Pop influences anyway.

>>383837535
S2 when?

>>383836296
>we
someone has never in the generals

>>383836296
The team where I finally find a switch in stock

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>>383837819
>but a good cake
Good fucking luck finding any. I'll stay here and enjoy my ice cream.

>>383841910
Check european stores, nobody buys Nintendo stuff there.

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>>383836827

>>383842303
I want to impregnate.

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>>383842543
Take a number

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>>383837065
tres leches says hello

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how do these fags draw so well with a joystick

>>383842826
D-Pad allows you to move pixel by pixel

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>>383842826
They don't use a joystick.

>>383837065
Do octolings lactate? They have breasts after all.

>>383836296
I prefer cake, but I hate Pearl. So I'll go with team ice cream.

>>383838198
this anon gets it

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>>383841995
>he can't make his own cake
Pleb detected. You'll eat anything Marina tells you too.

>>383836296
Is that the fucking Ice Age font

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>picking the popular team

they dont know

Alright, let's get this shit squared out once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/13429557

>>383836481
But ice cream is also clearly better than cake, so going with Marina is made so much easier

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where my cake nigga at?

>>383840413
>grab a nice mess to melt on the way home

fucking slob of a faggot, childhood is icecream

adulthood is cake

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>>383845447
Here.

>>383836296
Average ice cream > average cake
Great cake > great ice cream

You know it's true.

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>>383845447
reporting for duty.

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>>383841910
Fucking this. I'm about to the point of just giving up on obtaining the system this year.

>>383836296
>12.5 tick

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Ice cream is for children and neets. Real men eat cake. You can not dispute this.

>>383845557

I agree, because adulthood is fucking shit.

To be completely fair, so is childhood

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shrimp or ooga?

>>383840413
>Splatoon gets huge in Japan, Inkiling girl an extremely popular design
>Atlus just straight up plagiarizes it for one of their waifus in Persona 5

How were they not called out for this shit?

>>383845857

I have heard the bundles are in stock. I don't really have that much money, but maybe I spring for it. I refuse to support scalpers on principle.

>>383845875

I eat christmas cakes, but those are special

With Ice cream I can make
>Root beer float
>Sundae
>Shake
>REGULAR ASS ICE CREAM IN A BOWL OR A CONE
>AL AMODE ON ANYTHING
With cake I can
>eat cake on a plate or in a bowl

>>383846091

>forgetting fried ice cream

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>>383845557
amen my friend

cake is for champions

Cheese Cake > Ice Cream > Cake

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>>383845960
I'd rather have a nigger than a nihilanth.

>>383846181
Thank you anon, you hear that cakefags. FRIED FUCKING ICE CREAM

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>>383836296
>tfw cant eat ice cream because allergic to dairy
no not lactose intolerant. an actual allergy.

Am the only person who puts ice cream on cake and eats both?

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>>383846195
yoooo

>>383846381

Froyo?

>>383836296
Ice Cream

>>383836296
>Not being king contrarian on splatfests
I enjoy not waiting for matches so I pick the least favorite, gonna be a cake guy this time.

>>383845989
The problem with bundles is they usually stick you with shit you don't need/want. I REALLY wish I'd jumped on that GS bundle that just had ARMs and a memory card.

>>383846454
who?

Ice Cream/Marina obviously.
Also, here for someone, Aarklash: Legacy. Go from down upwards.
AJV4N

JF6DF

GWX58

>>383841910
man up and get one of those gamestop bundles

shit they have a bundle for arms now

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I am glad to see more players on the western splatoon are turning around for Pearl. Happening a lot sooner than I thought. Maybe this splatfest wont be so one sided.

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>>383845962
It's called homage.

>>383845557
Because a piece of crumbly cake is so tidy, right?

>>383846964
>not it moist cake

3rd world garbage kys you squit

>>383846820
Callie won the most splatfests despite Marie being more popular.

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>>383836296
>People actually picking cake
It's a poor man's pie, what's wrong with you people?

>>383846593

Frozen Yogurt....froyo.

>>383847107
good thing this isn't pie vs cake then.

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>>383846565
Check the tracker sites daily. I've been watching for the last month or so and have had a few opportunities. I decided to finally act on one this week for the splatfest. I got one from Walmart in the afternoon the day after the tracker registered.

>>383847394
That'd be a slaughter, not a fight.

I like Pearl a lot more than that nasty octoling fucking shit but Ice Cream is objectively superior to cake.

>>383847537
where I live only moms and grandmas eat pies.

>>383847107
ice cream is the poor mans cake

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>>383836296

Cake is good but nothing beats a parfait with caramel leaking all over it

>>383847028
i cant really remember the splafests but that doesnt sound right

i remember marie wrecking it all the time

>>383847654
this was a bad first splatfest to start with, it's the middle of summer so of course more people are going to be more inclined to choose icecream since they are in that summer time mind set right now.

>>383837776
chocolate icecream

>>383847763
>i cant really remember the splafests but that doesnt sound right
It's true though.

>>383847675
i ate your moms and grandmas pie

I've never played Splatoon before, but since I got a Switch and got nothing better to do why not give the game a try.

Anything I should know beforehand?

>>383847675
Where I live all the people eat Pie. Just moms and grandmas make the best ones.

>>383847763
early splatfest i think marie won on popularity alone but later on they made an adjustment on future splatfest that allowed a more even playing field for one sided splatfests

>>383847876
learn to use gyro aiming, traditional console fps aiming is not going to help you and there is no aim assist either

>>383847876

Someone post the comic with "get your 2-star ass over to the splatzone. YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME" please.

>>383847934
>early splatfest i think marie won on popularity alone
nope, Callie won the early splatfests too.

I wanted to pick Ice Cream but my gf picked cake :(

>>383848038
Really? That's the one thing I didn't like about that short tutorial, having to aim with the gyroscope.

Maybe it's because I tried using the Pro Controller?

>>383848346
I ate your gf's cake last night.

>>383848381
Takes some time to get used to, but gyro is faster and more accurate than sticks. Even before the first Splatoon came out, OoT 3D proved that.

>>383848346
ur gf has good taste

>>383848381
No the pro controller is good. You just aren't use to it. I literally bought the pro controller because the joycon right stick position and ZR is terrible for this game.

It takes about 2 to 3 hours to get good with gyro. Play the single player when it comes out before heading into online.

>>383848458
>gyro fags spreading false rumors again

how come i stomp gyro users every time?

>>383848346
You won't be able to play together anyway unless there's two more of you

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>hate cake
>sometimes eat sorbet
Ice Cream I guess

>>383848615
That's because you are some A rank shitter in splatoon1.

>>383848458
>>383848603
Okay, thanks guys. Hopefully I'll get used to it.

i wonder what ink tastes like ha ha

>>383848615
Just because you are really good at the game doesn't mean you control method of choice is better. Gyro is undeniably better for the same reasons that a mouse is better than analog.

>>383848381
the tutorial level is ok but I wish they let you adjust the sensitivity while in there. it is too sluggish for my taste

you can change them while in the plaza and see how you feel about them. Either way you are going to learn that it is pretty essential to know

>>383848662
I love cake but I always leave the creamy part out.

Just like people who don't eat the hard crust part out of a pizza slice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnExgJfNEo
Why is this soundtrack so insanely good already?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxulfACUzs

real talk: Will Maries dialogue change if you play as a boy squid

>>383849334
>shitting on splat 1 protag
sasuga marie

>>383849484
why would it?

>>383849532
Because I want Mario to step on cute shotas, and also I want to be that shota

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>>383849502
>>383849650

>>383849650
*Marie

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>>383836296
I would have chosen ice cream anyway, but Marina made that choice a hell of a lot easier.

>>383849650
>Because I want Mario to step on cute shotas
whoa there anon.

Would any of you have voted differently if pie were the other option?

I voted ice cream and yes. Holy God, I love pie.

>>383850386
I those 2 more than ice cream.

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>>383836296
im on ice cream because milkshakes are easier to buy than cakes
unless you count cookies and donuts in which case you've got me there
but milkshakes have more variety in terms of ingredients and toppings and such so theres that

but any way you slice it birthday cake ice cream and ice cream cakes are objectively the best in their divisions

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>>383839749
>cakefags are cucks
figures

>>383851182
oh so that's where all that gay splatoon porn of these two comes from.

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>>383845447

>>383851182
>milkshake
>ice cream
Pick one. You might as well call cake bread and vice versa.

>>383851674
well technically the phrase "let them eat cake" was referring to bread

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>>383849650
>Mario

>>383851674
milkshakes are made out of ice cream, man
just throw the latter through a blender, stick a straw in it and boom

and plus you don't get a cake man coming through your neighborhood on saturdays
only ice cream has that

Ice cream? God, I love ice cream!

what about

ice cream cake.

Cake demands you have a bunch of tools to eat like a plate and fork which you'll have to worry about disposing of properly once your done. Meanwhile with ice cream you have a greater variety of how you want to eat it for your convenience.

>>383852379
>Cake demands you have a bunch of tools to eat like a plate and fork which you'll have to worry about disposing of properly once your done
Not really, you can eat it on a napkin, I usually do that.

Also what are you a fucking hobo? That's nowhere near something to constitute a minus.

>>383836296
ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE

>>383852492
Do you eat the napkin you savage? It's still something you have to throw away, god forbid you're not near a trash bin and have to get up and wander around to look for one.

>>383844687
What's the popular team, though? Marina is definitely more popular than Pearl. But isn't cake more popular than ice cream?

>>383851971
underrated post

>>383852775
>Do you eat the napkin you savage?
No you buttmonkey, I'm saying you don't need ''a bunch of tools'', just a basic napkin which you also use for plenty of other things like pizza slices. Point is that it's nowhere near enough to constitute a minus, you might as well bring up the fact that ice cream melts and can get your clothes dirty, which you shouldn't.

>>383852847
Ice cream is more popular from what I've seen the last two weeks.

>>383852926
Also the places that you eat cake in tend to be in parties, which usually are in either someone's home or a fancy place, both of which tend to have garbage cans.

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>>383841487
>Maroon 5
>Aerosmith

>>383842543
dont octopi lay several hundred eggs though?

>>383853986
They also don't have breasts like Marina does.

>>383848381
adjust the sensitivity after the tutorial, most people dont like the default, I think I use -2

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>>383836347
checkmate frogposter

does Pearl post on /v/? she's such a shitposter

>>383854374
yes

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>>383854374
Da.

>>383846195
damn Lazy Town isn't like i remember it.

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what is cheesecake?

>>383836296
i can make ice cream cake with ice cream.

can you make ice cream with your cake, fags?
didn't think so

>>383849154
>love cake
>hate icing and filling
It feels kinda rude to scrape icing off, so I just eat the whole slice anyway

>>383854791
>i can make ice cream cake with ice cream.
But you need cake for that.
>>383854374

>>383854374
But they do make cake-flavored ice cream. I can go down the street to coldstone right now and get cheesecake icecream.

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Will she ever be popular enough to be on the main stage?

>>383854879
why would you? the ice cream is the part that matters anyway. the cake can stay in the name.

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Delicous cakes

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>>383845447

i am here lad

>>383855068
>why would you?
Cause it's a cake, you cannot leave out the cake part.

>>383854982
That tastes only like the icing, it's not the full flour-y bundle.

>>383854982
cake flavored icecream is not on the same level as icecream cake

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>>383836296
>tfw Cake is better than Ice Cream but join the Ice Cream side anyway

>>383855317
You're right, cake flavored ice cream transcends all of the lower levels and is far better than anything else ever

>>383855191
tim is kind of a scary dude

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>>383855006
Never.

>>383854374
Bitch is autistic, you can make ice cream with Cake batter.

http://www.food.com/recipe/cake-batter-ice-cream-128952

>>383855314
>>383855317
Why would you want ice cream with bread taste? cakefags are the worst.

>>383855006

she had potential to be even more popular than squid sisters but now is forgotten and never heard again.

>>383855501
I wouldn't want that, that's what makes ice cream inferior. Meanwhile you can have ice cream cake.

>>383855221
>you cannot leave out the cake part.
i already did

>liking ice cream more than cake
Yeah I love food that melts and gets sticky on my hands on top of being too cold to even eat. Cake is objectively better than ice cream.

>>383841910
Same send help

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>>383855607
Ice cream cake only tastes good because of the ice cream.
>cakefags have to put superior food in their cake

I love both ice cream and cake, but if I'm at a party both are available then I spring for the latter in a heartbeat. Ice cream is such a commodity these days and cake on the other hand is something you savor because you'll only eat it once or twice a year. "But what about homemade ice cream?" Ah yes, and it still gets beat out by the mixture of flavor, texture, moisture, and overall perfection that is the homemade cake that your family or best friend only makes once in a blue moon.

>>383855827
If that were the case then people wouldn't even bother with the cake part in the first place and just have regular old ice cream. On the other hand (actual) cake ice cream doesn't even work, hence why it doesn't even exist.

Cake's higher versatility makes it superior to shitty baby ice cream.

>>383855827
did he fucking knock her out?

My grandpa told me that people that prefer ice cream over cake are mindless baboons that are still stuck in their child phase.

grandpa never lies.

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>all these icecream fags
>cant even keep it outside of a fridge for more than 5 minutes
you fags are going down this weekend

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>>383846791
Only for $150 more than the actual fucking console. No thanks anon

>>383836296
We all cream for ice cream.

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>>383856157

>>383855982
>people wouldn't even bother with the cake part in the first place
There is no cake part in ice cream cake, it's just cilinder-shaped ice cream so cake autist eat it.
>cake ice cream doesn't even work
Again, because no one wants bread flavoured ice cream.

>>383847763
The final score in terms of Splatfest was 9-7 Callie, but Marie one the final one which was kinda the most important

I love all this shitposting we do for splatfests even if I hardly playing during splatfests

>>383856157
>Keep Cake outside for 5 minutes
>Gets stale and becomes inedible
>Keep Ice cream outside for 5 minutes
>Get sweet sweet creamy soup that you can put back in the fridge

>>383856464
>>Gets stale and becomes inedible
what.

Cake gets left outside for hours at parties.
>>Get sweet sweet creamy soup
That spills depending on the container you're using, not to mention gets more slippery and thus more likely to fall out.

>>383856464
>>Keep Cake outside for 5 minutes
>>Gets stale and becomes inedible
Good to know you've never actually eaten cake before.

>b-but the ice cream soup that melts all over my gross gremlin hands is the best part!

>>383856350
But the point is that people voted with their minds more than their penises since the least popular sister won more splatfests.

>>383856367
It's pretty fun. Like if they do knights vs samurai we can do all kind of on topic shitposting

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>>383856573
>my gross gremlin hands
>says the guy with the gremlin waifu

>>383856743
>preferring cake means the idol that supports it is your waifu
no.

see
>>383856692

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>>383856712
>Longsword vs Katana threads
>suddenly macefags

Hot chocolate gateau>mango icecream>most cakes

You cannot prove me wrong.

>>383856712
>>383856956
>lmao 2 kats

>>383849650
But anon, isn't that snuff?

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>>383856956
>not being a macefag

There's no way to see the drawings you Yeah or whatever it's called in 2, is there? If you draw one do you get notifications on who likes it? Do you need an account on whatever social media platform they let you post it to?

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>>383856815
>he prefers cake
>he has a gremling for representant that not even cakefags like

>>383856956
>not macebros
Breaking bones, beating bracing, being bros, a mace is the perfect weapon for a brawl, for a battle, a spear is fine.

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>>383856956
Fuck off. I'll club you good.

>>383857280
>shit he got me
>better insult him, that'll show him
Representants matter nothing as shown by the splatfests, meanwhile people are voting ice cream just for their waifu, that shows ice creamfags have no integrity.

>>383836296
Cake. Ice cream fags are plebs.

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>>383836296
mfw /v/ takes out it's angry competitive spirit by fun posting in comfy splatfest threads rather than starting console wars

>>383836296
>can't find a switch locally
just kill me

>>383857592
Switches don't exist, they are a myth.

>>383856552
Stale cake is literally the nastiest shit

>>383857440
>shit he got me
You wish,I'm voting ice cream because it¿s the superior choice, it just happens to have the best grill too. I guess cakefags don't know the feeling of having good taste. No wonder they eat shitty bread and get excited for it.

>>383857676
But the point is that cake DOESN'T get stale after ''5 minutes'' like the post claimed, in fact it gets left out for hours at parties.

Post ideas for Splatfests
>chocolate vs vanilla
>plants vs zombies
>democrat vs republican

>>383857761
black vs white would be pretty funny

>>383857761
Ass vs Tits.

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>>383857761
There will be an inkling vs octoling splatfest
Octolings will win
Screencap this

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>>383857124
>>383857283
>>383857406
I bet you macefags are cakefags as well.

>>383857908
we already had that in splatoon 1, inklings won.

>>383857761
Kenny vs spenny

>>383857840
>Ron Pearlman likes black
>Marina likes white

>>383857756
The only good cakes are the japanese euphemism for older single women.

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>thick dry icing on a stale cake
there is no worse feeling in my mouth

>>383857927
Mango and pistachio icecream for life, dont you insult me like that, cake has its moments but nothing beats buying a two kilo tub of mango icecream for 5 dolars and eating it slowly in the nice summer warmth.

Ice cream is for lonely women with too many cats
Cake is for royalty

>>383857761
Nike vs Rebook

>>383858109
Strawberry is objectively the best.

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>>383858102
>dry icing on a moist cake
Is there anything better in this life

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>>383845447
here

>>383836296
Cake because I am lactose intolerant.

>>383858223
Strawberry is just fruity vanilla, its good and a staple but people only like it because they havent experienced everything else and found better flavors.

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Eating ice cream is a common act of fat, depressed people.

Cake's biggest stereotype is that of eating it during celebration events and for high class people (for the more expensive kind of cakes).

>>383857761
Capitalists vs Communist

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>>383857983
had no idea desu, guess I completely missed that one

>>383849650
>thank you so much for to smelling my feet!
>BING BING WAHOO

>>383858358
I like strawberries and most strawberry flavored things, so I'll take your word for it.

>>383858732
I fucking hate strawberries themselves but I like strawberry-flavoured things like bubble gum.

>>383858290
Cookie dough ice cream.

>>383858339
You can always take lactase you know.

>>383858397
Good thing im neither fat or depressed and just eat icecream because uts refreshing, cheap, tastes good and isnt ceremonial like cake is. Cake is alright but high status doesnt mean its outright better anyhow, it just means its a more celebratory treat than a casual thing and usualy, cake is only good with specific ingredients, shit like fruitcake is always shit, alongside most chocolate cakes or straberry flavored ones.

>>383858850
>Good thing im neither fat or depressed
way to miss the point completely.

>>383858397
I'm not fat, just depressed. And I often eat cake for the same reason too. It doesn't matter how much I eat I'm still underweight.

>>383859000

>>383858951

>>383858397
fat, depressed people will eat literally anything unhealthy they can get their hands on in large quantities. also chocolate is usually their number 1 choice, especially for women.

it's not like they wouldn't go for cake if they had it, but why bother when ice cream is superior anyways.

>>383859187
The stereotype edges far more towards ice cream than cake becuase they can just buy a bucket of it and eat it with a spoon like the low lives they are. Cake on the other hand has prestige.

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>>383836296
Good cake>>>Good ice cream>>>>>>>Shit ice cream>>>>>>>>>Shit cake

Team cake I guess

Ice cream can give brain freeze, plus even then it's cold as shit and if it's not then it starts melting and can spill.

Whens Japanese splatfest? I wanna hijack it and get mad at the netcode.

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

>>383859362
you've been watching too many sitcoms anon, and as i said chocolate is top anyways. as a sidenote, chocolate cake and brownies are probably two of the most popular types of cake.

>>383859576
fukken epic

>>383859371
So much this.

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>>383859697
>you've been watching too many sitcoms anon
I don't remember any sitcom about fat, depessed people eating ice cream, then again I haven't watched many sitcoms (or watched every single episode of one for that matter). But that is the common stereotype, specifically the one about buying a bucket and eating it through a spoon, that's the one used to imply the person's depressed.

A regular fat person's stereotype meal is just eating fast food.

>>383859371
Good cake isn't even a standard cake and what you posted would be better described as a dessert pie.

>>383859371
ice cream cake>good, non-indutrial ice cream>good cake>>>good industrial ice-cream>>>>>>>>>>shit-tier ice cream>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit-tier cake

>>383836296
I picked cake purely to avoid siding with the nigger, but it doesn't really matter. I'm trying to learn gyro controls from the start this time around since everyone says it's such a boon so I'm going to get my shit pushed in no matter what the whole 4 hours.

>>383860001
Did they manage to escape the combined gravity well?

>>383860057
It's a cheesecake, are we not gonna count those anymore?

>>383860001
notice the woman looks like a cupCAKE. it's all there anon, you just have to see the signs.

>>383860001
what the fuck, how does she move around?

>>383860267
she doesn't need to, she can just pull objects to her with her gravitational field.

>>383860267
Like other diabetic slugs, on her one foot.

>>383860202
Or she could be an ice cream since she seems to be melting.

>>383836296
ice cream, until recently I only ever though foodgasm was a meme, but I had some chocolate ice cream with salted caramel in it recently and my eyes rolled into the back of my skull
cake has never even gotten me close

>>383857927
I love bkub

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>>383860182
Cheesecake is clearly pie, there's no flour involved in making it. Legit google it right now, and if you consider pie cake you might be a bit retarded or are stretching the definition of cake.

>>383849650
Anon, Mario has been stepping on Gomba shootas since the first game

>>383860650
I googled it and found it can have a pastry crust.

>>383860650
>Cheesecake is clearly pie, there's no flour involved in making it.
Are you saying pies can't have flour, what?

>>383860560
I don't, he ruined Chen forever.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIbUPjtz9Kw

How has no one posted this yet

>>383860941
Original Chen wasn't great anyway

>>383860001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JllOYkNpQcw

>>383860989
It's more so the fact that I see that fucking shit everywhere and it's annoying, like Momiji, wish she had stayed nothing but a silent midboss.

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>>383861091
Just ignore it then nig

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>>383860810
>can have a pastry crust
That's when shit gets fucky for me, I would count that but then somebody could stretch both pie and pastries as cake. Though I did just copy shit from the first link I saw on google.
>>383860876
What I said above, I just took it at face value.

In general the only reason why I chose ice cream is simply due to the heat around my area always has me buying Ice cream whenever its on special. Fuck florida for real though, way to hot all year round.

>>383856956
At least maces haven't turned into the most generic and blandest weapon

>>383861297
Guns?

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>>383857761

>>383861453
If you under you are literally Stan

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>>383857761

>>383861610
top with a fork
bottom with your hands

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>>383857905

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>>383861485

>>383861453

There's a patent for the toilet paper roll or toilet paper or whatever that shows the official patented design is over. You can finds it if you google "toilet paper patent". Under is an abomination.

>>383861453
>>383861485
>>383861928
Under is better, get over it.

the splatfest was over before it even fucking begun m8

ice cream

>>383862129
You can't fool me false flagger.

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Cake friends, what is your favorite ice cream?
Ice cream friends, what is your favorite cake?

>>383861610
bottom. it's not even a choice, if you pick top you are a savage. there's not even an actual reason to pick top.

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>>383862223
I like that his replacement also has tourettes.

>>383862334
bottom needs more effort, top one you can pick with a fork while you look elsewhere like a sports match on tv.

>>383836296
Which one has the white squid?

>>383862302
Best Ice Cream: Tiger Tail
Best Cake: Black Forest

>>383862468
cake.

>>383862302
ice cream cake or petit gateau/melting cake with ice cream on the side for cake choice.

for ice cream either a top-tier vanilla or something like macadamia.

>>383862352
Reminder that Flow is a sea slug and thus a hermaphrodite.

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>>383862302
Cream Team here, I do like me some chocolate cake every once in a while

>>383862431
you do realise you can pick the sauce in bottom and pour it on the fries, right? it's why bottom is superior, you can literally do everything you can with top.

>>383861453
why do people ever put it under anyway? isnt it just harder to reach then?

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>>383861610
whoever chooses top is a stupid ass nigga I swear

>>383862768
But doing that would mean transforming the bottom into the top, and that's clearly not what the argument is about.

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>>383862302
Ice cream duder here, Funfetti if I'm making it by box, other wise 1/2 Chocolate, 1/2 Vanilla from publix.

Top tier Ice cream is birthday PARTY (not cake, it taste more like pure frosting and the feeling of happiness) or cookie dough. With cake flavor behind the two.

>>383862526
icecream it is then

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>>383854374
u wot

>>383862956
This shit never tastes like cake, maybe the icing at best.

>>383862949
fuck you

I chose Ice Cream because mint chocolate chip exists, but I've been told that the most popular choice always loses and ice cream is definitely more popular.

>>383861861
>north korea

Nani

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>>383862956
>>383855487
>>383854982
Jebaited

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>>383856956
>>383857124
>>383857406
>>383861297
>not combining your maces/clubs and swords into one weapon

The spanish were scared shitless of these things, and obsidian is way sharper then steel: it can hold a monomolecular edge. It's also more brittle, granted, but you still have a giant club to smash nigga's skulls in with even if all the obisdian breaks

>>383848346
Why is your gf so ugly?

>>383862843
It prevents you from taking more paper than you should

>>383863241
Marina's the straight woman in this comedy duo?

>>383862949
fuck off squigger