You're in your town foraging for berries when this guy comes

>>383834037
Shoot arrows at him and have my militia follow him automatically, fucking up their formation.

>>383834037
Chopper

>sperg out and send all villagers after the scout and quit out the game when he run into fog

>>383834037
Ring the town bell

>>383834037
Get sad because you either play a autistically calculated build order or die in the multiplayer.

>>383834037
Wololo him.

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>want to play as your own people for the voice lines
>they have a shit hero unit
mamlukes are trash

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>>383838402
>want to play as your own people
>they're not in the game

>>383839059
On second thought, it's probably the Franks.

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>>383838402
>hating Saracens because of their unique unit
The only really bad thing about the Saracens is their team bonus and that one becomes hilarious if you've got a Mayan teammate.

also on that note
>want to play as your own people
>they don't really fit your playstyle
So much for being hero of the Slavs

>>383838402
I just hate how all units look the same in AoE 2, the chinese pikeman looking exactly like an european one makes me mad all the time, but the game was made in 1998 so it's still ok for me.

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>>383838402
>[agincourts digitally]