>that kid who did a report on video games in school

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>>383811786
>not
>being unable to discuss a topic you are interested and knowledgeable in without sperging out
book reports are easy, why not vidya reports?

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>Do report on vidya
>Classmates all think it's cool since they play games
>Teacher is the one who spergs out and shames me in front of the class saying it's "inappropriate"

>>383811786
Hey i got an A
Besides it wasn't oral

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>that kid who would wear a naruto head band in school

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>Not doing your paper on a topic you are knowledgeable on and passionate about

Most teachers (apparently not this one >>383812742 ) only care about grammar usage, sentence structure and all that bullshit.

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>that kid who did a report on hitler in school
it was me

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>had to edit a video for my computer science class in highschool
>ended up making a DMC4 AMV
professor loved it since he was also a neckbeard

>>383813220
did you let him fuck you afterward?

>that kid who died but you didn't actually care but had to act as if it did because everyone would had ostracized you otherwise

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>>383813423
n-no
that was my biology teacher

So, what was your report about?

Mine was on Katamari

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>>383811786
>High School, teacher ask for a report about works
>fuck, I need a teammate
>a friend asked me if he want to do the report with me
>sure, why not. I was thinking in something related to eco...
>this guy was talking about the future of e-Sports for almost 1 hour
>ask teacher if she can put me a F already

>>383813506
Some guy died in school, he was on another year but everybody acts like their best friend died, they didn't even know him. They all just shut up when i call them on their false sympathy.

>>383813992
spotted the underage

>>383811786
Did a report in English class (not in an english country) at university about the PS3 and it could be used in grid computing to help science progress etc.

Got a near perfect score. Teacher had no clue a game console could be used for that etc.

>tfw I did a public speaking speech on gaming in 2006
>all the "cool" kids snickered through it
>all the other kids looked at me like I was retarded
>the teacher rolled her eyes throughout

Sigh.

>>383815216
*Sigh* these normies, am i right? *tips*

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>>383811786
I was that kid

>>383815308
you're using *tips* wrong, but okay

>>383813961
I attempted to debunk Roger Ebert's quote that games weren't art.

In retrospect, I wish I had cited better games as examples, but I got an A.

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>that kid who did his social studies report on frogposting

I know you fucking kids do this

>anon, tell the class what your favorite music genre is
>video game music

>>383815216
Well i was like that back when. But even i knew how that kind of shit would play out.

>>383815438
>that kid who did his social studies report on frogposting
Don't you mean gender studies?

>>383815446
For 8th grade graduation a million years ago, I only really listened to Star Wars OSTs
When the teacher was getting reccomendations for our "class song" I suggested Duel of the Fates.
Somebody should've punched some sense into me.

>>383811786
>that one girl who had essay on a first DOOM book

>>383815669
Its a good tune though bro

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>>383815619
No, I mean when kids in high school/college talk about the election

>>383811786
>that kid who dressed up as a video game character for costume day in middle school

>>383811786
fuck you for self-hating, you meek jewish bastard with autistic thought processing that pulls entire world down.

>>383815837
Nigger, I did that shit in High School. I was Mario. Shit was cash. Everyone wanted to take their picture with me
...
Probably because it was fucking embarrassing as shit and I just didn't have any social awareness.

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>>383815438
>That kid that did a paper for the United Nations on frogposting

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

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>>383815837
that was me
>prince of persia
>brought a plastic scimitar
>teacher confiscated it straight away

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>>383815438
>That kid who did his Wildlife Observation presentation on the movie "The Little Mermaid" instead of Peregrine Falcon

>>383815943
Oh shit

>>383811786
that kid threads are the only shitty /v/ meme threads I cannot filter just because I kinda enjoy them
Fuck

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>>383815740
>DOOM book

>>383815837
Guilty as charge.

I cosplayed as Ghost from MW2.

>>383813220
When DMC4 came out you were still in high school? What the fuck is modern /v/, a kindergarten?

>that kid with fucking autism that thought liking video games and including them in projects would make him cool

>>383815216
It probably wasn't your subject but you yourself.

>that chad who was secretly into weeb shit

>it was me

>>383816713
Most of modern /v/ wishes they were old enough to have been in high school in 2008.

>>383815216
>tfw the one class where I did speeches about vidya was the one class that was full of normie vidya-loving cunts
I guess I also was part of the cancer, but still
Felt nice not having anyone making fun of me
Highschool was pretty chill, though now looking back I realize how much I hate everyone I went to HS with

>>383816845
>that Chad who was openly into weebshit

I was friends with him.

In my writing class in highschool my teacher read the best final essay from the year before out loud. It happened to be an essay by my friends sister about how his world of warcraft addiction was tearing his family apart. Everyone in the room was serious but I was crying holding in laughter.

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>that kid who, when asked in 4th grade to bring their favorite book, brought a video game strategy guide

That was me

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>>383815943
>hate comments per second
So this is the power of science.

>>383815837
I would dress up as a Comic Book character
Since that's the most normie thing to do no one would look at me weird and my friends did the same shit

You know, it actually felt real fucking nice knowing I wasn't the beta fag everyone loves making fun of you people keep talking about

I am so fucking glad I graduated school before memes became a cultural phenomenon.

High school must fucking suck for you.

>>383816713
DMC4 came out in fucking 2008.. Almost 10 fucking years ago.

>>383816713
>What the fuck is modern /v/, a kindergarten?
And you thought the neo /v/ babbys with shit taste in games were a meme.

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Did anyone else's yearbook have a 2-page spread for memes made by students
I wish I was fucking joking

>tfw I've never met any other person who genuinely cares about video games
>everyone I know just follows trends and memes
>everyone I know liked Fallout 4

>>383817081
I graduated Highschool about a year ago
I still had to live through some shitty memes, but I think I got out just in time
I would've actually killed myself had I had to deal with the Fidget Spinner bullshit

>>383817246
Well Fallout 4 really wasn't that bad of a game. Maybe you shouldn't believe all the /v/ shit you read.

>>383817317
If you didn't graduate before chanology, you didn't get out in time.

>>383817232
Post pics

>>383817246
Somewhat the same. Only kid I knew that liked video games was my friend in high school.
Didn't really speak English all that great but was heavy into Diablo 2.

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>>383811786
>That kid who did a report on video games in University
It was me
It was my professors idea

>>383817363
I have no fucking idea what chanology even is
What kind of school did you go to, Anon?

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>>383817081
>>383817317
>Modern "education"

>>383817317
I honestly don't know what this fidget spinner shit is about.

What are they and why are they popular?

>>383817527
>average nu-/v/ reddit tourist

>>383817504
did you suck his dick?

>>383813961
The capitalistic ideals demonstrated by steam, and why its succesful

>>383817504
>in University
Anon what the fuck
Why would you even consider that

>>383817550
please no

>>383812857
>Went to private school and had to wear uniforms
>Transfer to public school for final year
>Can clearly tell whose in the anime club on the account of some of them wearing naruto merch

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>Had to do a report on a science fiction book.
>Teacher laid out a bunch of books she wanted us to read.
>Did my report on Dune.

I passed tho.

>>383817567
it's a yo-yo for millennials

>>383817567
You're too pure for this Earth
It's best you don't know
Trust me

>>383817527
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology

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>University presentation on why building a PC is better than being retarded and buying a prebuilt

>>383817550
Dude fuck you, none of my HS exams had any kind of meme shit in them
Well, actually, one physics exam had use solve a couple of problems relating to Dragon Ball
That was kinda cool

I did a Masters thesis on Nintendo and their financials. Aced it too and it was far better than the lazy ones everyone else chose like Apple.

But the only mention of games was in the historical sense, explaining how they turned the company around and the cultural impact that lead to Nintendo becoming a word people use for all games. It was primarily about their business practices and how leadership drove the numbers.

And just to piss off the toddlers, it was highly critical of Iwata. Which I still stand by.

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I did a report on the whole ps4 v xbone at community college, got a c+ since I also turned it a week late

>>383817550
Can`t wait to amputate my leg #TRENCH FOOT!

>>383817504
I did this.
But to be fair it was studying the effects it
had on adolescents.

>>383817550
>modern ((((education))))
ftfy

>>383817567
I honestly am in the same boat. I mean I know what they are and what they look like. I just don't know why the fuck they are so popular, and got so popular so fucking fast. Like I didn't hear about them until a month ago, and it seemed like a couple of days later they were fucking everywhere.


I assume it is just some shit for ADD kids.

>>383817580
It was like a 60 year old woman
>>383817629
I skipped the previous class and all that was left was that and Leathermen from the 40s. Prof had me pegged for a weeb since the previous year tho

>>383811786

One of the possible topics for one of my final exams in high school was about "Nietzscheanism and video games morality". I was so shocked to see something like this on OFFICIAL, ministry approavd list so I actually took it and made a speach about how players often "turn off" morality when playing video games, comparing it with terrorism and warfare (how soldiers dont consider their opponent humans with their own feelings, fears and dreams, so they can actually kill as non-psychopaths cannot consciously kill another feeling an thinking person) and so on. Also compared this with "Crime and Punishment" and how main protagonist viewed himself as above his victim, treating her as obstacle preventing him from fulfiling his goals.

It passed with high grade.

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>>383817504
>tfw my everyone had to do one
>mfw everyone I knew failed but I got an A

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>>383817550
>>383817928

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>"okay faglets, you have to design a city as good as you can, due next week"
>spend 2 pages explaining politics, public services, etc
>10 pages of city "history" images included which basically was pic related
>A+
sometimes being autistic pays off, or at least used to
wish I could find it

>>383817853
that sounds fucking dope

i graduated this year and our robotics class was fucking lit with all the memes and meme projects and meme songs we made the teacher played it was awesome. We even made a powerpoint of inside joke memes we all created throughout the year. Best class i ever took, he was a first year teacher too

>>383818014
>It was like a 60 year old woman
Oh, did you suck her dick?

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>public speaking course
>one of our assignments was to do a speech on a work-safe topic you would be embarrassed to have a conversation about'
>I did mine on Touhou
>even showed a replay of me capturing Boundary of Life and Death without using the cheese method

At the moment it was easy to do since I was enthusiastic about it and actually able to talk about it, but my god looking back to it makes me cringe.

>>383817853
That isn't uncommon at all. I had a College physics exam have us solve some problem about the Incredible Hulk picking up Thors hammer.

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>>383812742
ToDaY i WaNt TaLk abut VIDEEO gaims and i want to talk abut ma FaVOrite GamE Sonic becuz he is blue and he is COol and superfast and he wants to kill egman or his ReEAl name Doctro Robonic and he is to trying and savinG animals in rObots and he is likE mario who Want to SavE the PrinCeSS and i like mario becuz he is superfast too and he has blue genes and want to kill the Bowzer boss who is evil and like ganon who is link worst Aneimy who link try to fix the world

thank YOU foR ur Time

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>>383817527
how fucking new are you?

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>>383818081
Please tell me you're being fucking ironic

>>383817391
They're all /r/blackpeopletwitter posts with kids in the year pasted on top of them, no point
at least they aren't image macros

>>383817363
This, you still grew up with cancer, you just don't realize it.

>>383811786
I wrote a 5000 word essay on video games and violence, got a B+. In retrospect it was autistic as fuck

>the dude who made a mashup of My Little Pony clips and the trailer for the Skyrim Dragonborn DLC for a project
>when it was actually well edited

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>Tfw when I did my history report on the History on the realms of Mortal Kombat and I got an A

>>383818170
I need source of that shote

>>383818207
I've been on 4chan for 6 uninterrupted years, dude

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>>383814519
I'm 21 though

>that kid who ranted about SJWs in a paper he wrote in 2014 for a community college course

>>383817246
There out there, you probably just don't talk and get to know that many people.

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>>383816713
DMC4 came out almost 10 years ago. Maybe its time for you to leave, old man.

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>>383817550
>American education

>>383816713
GAMERGAYTE XD

>>383811786
>Early writing class back in (high)school
>Need to make up a fantasy setting
>Rip off the setting of an old RPG with the plot of an old movie
>Teacher suggests sharing it with the class
Plagiarism is the best method for good grades so long as you know how to not get caught.

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>>383818209
nope and no matter how disgusted you are at me it was still fun

>>383816713
I was still in elementary school when dmc 4 came out.

>>383815386
Roger Ebert is a jawless faggot.

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Fuck you all you're making me miss my Highschool years and it's making me feel depressed

>>383818552
no

>>383818606
Bloody hell.

I'm totally inept at maths and even I can tell that's over complicating things.

>>383812857
I used to see this girl (?) on the public bus who wore a full Naruto costume everyday.

>>383818606
Good ol' Dubya, ensuring that an entire generation of American kids learn nothing but how to do useless busywork that kills an hour or two and how to cheat on standardized tests.

>>383818606
What the fuck is this
I don't remember much of Math, but I'm sure as fuck that this isn't how it works

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>>383815943
>that kid who did a 99 page study on memes on a Finnish imageboard
https://tampub.uta.fi/bitstream/handle/10024/101431/GRADU-1497004852.pdf

A-at least you didn't prepare a portfolio using staged GMod Screenshots, r-right anons?

>>383818568
>lying on the internet

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>>383819474
explain

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>>383815438
>being so young you were in highschool when frogposting was around

I can't tell you to leave since you're above 18 now, but I can dislike you.

>>383819474
I've seen MLP themed portfolios and CVs before, it can't be much worse

>>383811786

I mean when I was 12 I did a class presentation on Halo 3.

XDDD SO CRINGE XDD HOW COULD I EVER RECOVER

>>383819565
The last panel is pretty much unneccessary

>>383819659
It honestly needs twitch emotes littered in it to get the point across better

>>383818894
>tfw the last year of HS was genuinely awesome and comfy

Everyone was so nice to eachother and cared about nothing except having a good time.

It was worth suffering through the shitty first and second years just for that.

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>>383818606

>>383818606
>>383819235
>>383819259
>>383819017
What is wrong with this image? Its literally just teaching distribution. They when you have something like 5 (6+6) you have to multiply the 5 by both of the 6s.... I guess you fucks really don't know math that well.

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I wrote an essay for first year media on the appeal of skyrim as a form of mass media.
It went ok.

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>>383819882

>>383819882
t. American brainlet who unironically thinks bastardizing things to make them more complicated and thus fill up a 45 minute class period is a good way to educate students

>>383819749
wtf I hate education now

>>383820191
what

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I actually did a presentation on how video games do not affect violence. Presented it with hard moral questions and evidence, the entire class loved it and were debating the subject back and forth until the teacher shut it down.
Also won in the class vote for best presentation for that project. I got a 70 from that fucking English teacher

>>383820417
common core

>>383820191

>Then add three
I could have forgiven it as a really, really poorly worded question, but that just makes it complete nonsense.

>>383820191
this can't be real

>>383820445
okay but....what

>>383820191
Great. Now you are showing me something entirely different. Yes that is common core. Which the other image really wasn't even illustrating. The other one was simply showing how to distribute.

I knew you fags were trying to bitch about common core. News flash, despite however many shitty examples you pull out of your ass, the idea behind common core really isn't bad at all. Yeah it makes simple math problems unnecessarily complicated, but it is incredibly useful for more complex problems.

>>383820191
But then it's no longer 8+5.


How did the U.S. Education system end up in this state?

>>383817550
this is ironic as fuck i swear.

>>383820191
>teaching kids advanced concepts like the transitive properties of numbers to allow them to think more elastically about how numbers interact is a bad thing

I get that you're upset because you failed out of algebra, but come on.

>>383820292
How the fuck is showing how distribution works making something more complicated? Are you really this fucking stupid?

>>383820431
>Won the class vote
>Got a 70 from the teacher
You had to be shut down, goy. Thats not the narrative we're trying to push.

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>>383820191
>American education

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>>383818170
I miss him

>>383819195
Was she cute?

>>383820704
t. Amerilard who unironically thinks his education system which was designed from the ground up to make sure even the dumbest fucking retards graduated as long as they didn't drop out is anything but a complete joke to anyone with an IQ over 110

>>383820191
american is a failed nation

>>383820704
>In an era of automation
>With even more automation coming
>Everybody beyond fucking geometry utilizes a calculator
>lol let's just teach kids to over complicate and needlessly focus on distribution

>>383819882
Because they see this as public education trying to brainwash their kid with socialism as if school was just a giant propaganda machine.

In reality where all the sane people live this kind of work is for 1st and 2nd grade kids who aren't even old enough to understand what socialism is and who just generally have no concept of politics or economics. It's likely they won't remember this exercise by the time they are old enough to understand so it doesn't make very good propaganda material.

>>383819719
same I liked my last year. It was super comfy for me while the ap kids were spazing. Loved every second of it.

>>383812857
Dude I wrestled and did well in high school but every year at the state tournament there would be this weeaboo who would wear a Naruto headband on the podium, never placed above 8th.

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>>383820292
>>383821010
>>383821018
Every fucking thread. Europoors will be forever salty.

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>>383811786
>mfw I wrote a 20 page essay on Silent Hill 2 for freshman English in college and got an A+

>>383821010
>I literally have no argument: The Post

Literally all these fucking words and what are you getting at? You address nothing in my post. Not once did I claim the education in the US was good. You seem triggered over something you are creating in your own head.

>>383821039
>hurr we have calculators why teach them how they actually work

>That kid who died

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>school assembly, i'm in grade 8
>they're handing out little award things for people who did sports and good academic shit
>they announce the helping/kindness award, only my name is called (I did this volunteering shit where I helped the band put shit away after their practices)
>think it would be cool to walk up like a raptor
>I walk up there hunched over like a raptor with my hands forward like raptor claws and exaggerated raptor leg movements kicking behind me
>walk back to my seat in the same fashion
>everyone around me is giving me weird looks
>next class everyone is like what the fuck is wrong with you

>>383818779
MODS

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>>383821652
>kid that is literally chad thundercock manifest, complete fucking dick to anybody below him on the social ladder
>dies racing his car dangerously like a retard
>suddenly hes a fucking angel, everybody's best friend and a pillar of the community

>>383821435
>cheeseburger-gulping fucktard unironically thinks that teaching children an unnecessarily complicated way of doing things that is completely obsolete solely for the purpose of filling time to keep them in taxpayer-funded daycare for a minimum of 7 hours a day is a better idea than teaching them how to balance a checkbook or how to not incur thousands of dollars in credit card debt by the time they're 21

>>383811786
I did a presentation in a business class about how the Wii's advertising was really effective in comparison to Wii U's and how that it was one of the main reasons why it failed

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>>383821748
fucking hell this was painful just reading it

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>>383821861
Same thing at my school happened except he fucking got wasted and died in a house party OD'd on all sorts of shit and I was there too (just not in the same area) and I got fucking ostracized by everyone and got dubbed a sociopath because when they announced that he died in the theater I was laughing my fucking ass off with my 3 columbine tier friends. Fuck man that shit was great, I want to go back.

>>383820191
Just a poorly worded question really

>>383820191
>teaching kids how to do mental math is bad

>>383818170
give us the source of the shota

>>383820683
You don't do it before they even learn the basics for. That shit irrational and counter-intuitive for a learning child. Doesn't help that merifat teachers and education system are so retarded to implement it correctly.

storytime

>450 level capstone, organizational strategy
>actual mid-to-high level executives from regional companies show up as the acting board of directors you make your final presentation to
>company we got was Under Armour
>assignment basically boiled down to: "present your ideas with facts to back up reasoning as to how UA can manage to compete with Adidas and Nike"
>clothing brands' most valuable revenue stream and marketing comes from sponsorships
>suggest we explore emerging and untapped markets like e-sports because the estimated valuation was over $1B by 2019
>none of the board knew what e-sports was
>I painstakingly explained the concept of watching other people play video games on a professional level to these 60+ year old corporate executives
>thought I was gonna fail for sure
>"yeah my grandson watches that stuff on youtube all the time, I guess it's what the kids are into these days"
>all of the other board members also had kids or grandkids who were into it
>"I guess you must be right about this stuff. kids are the future, after all."
>got a 98

>>383822535
>>383818170
Or at least the artist

>>383822437
It is literally impossible to make 10 from 8+5.

A better question would be: "Make 10 from the numbers 8, 5 and 2".

>>383822167
Laughing with your friends about someone dying so soon the person died is really immature shit, doesn't matter how shitty the person was.

>that kid who did a report on manga
it was me

>>383819710
I concur

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>french canadian
>13yrs old
>english class
>we get this special assignment: take a song in english we really like and translate it to french
>did you know what song I took anons?
>Arch Enemy - Nemesis
>the entire class' face when I play it then translate it

>>383822171
Its not. Its flat out wrong based on what is being asked. All that is given is 8+5.

>>383822782
I have 8+5 apples and I need to give 10 of them to a friend so he can make a fucking pie. Guess I can't do it since 8+5 = 13 and I can't make 10 out of 13.

Keep 3 and give your friend the 10 you fucking moron

>>383822782
When doing 8+5 in your head, you make 10 first and then add 3. They're just trying to teach kids how to do mental math at an early age. I will admit that the question could have been worded better though, but the kid also should have known what the teacher was going for if he had been paying attention in class.

I experienced this in thisege. Presentation about e-sports. Whats worse is he is a WoW fag, completely messed up his facts, and chose a clip from some shitty WoW arena match to represent modern e-sports. With no commentators. I was cringing in my seat the whole time. It couldve been really cool if it was factual and informative. Instead it was simply autsitic :(

>>383823313
The question doesn't state that.

>>383823407
Experienced this in college* fuck

>>383823514
Well that is exactly what was intended by that question which becomes evident when you see how the teacher worked it out.

This question is definitely worded poorly and is unclear but when you understand exactly what is being asked the solution becomes trivial.

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Be honest /v/: Why didn't your parents save you?

Were they just incompetent, unable to realize your social/mental/nutritional/physical growth was being stunted?

>>383824056
>concussion by the time he's 25
>stuck working shitty minimum wage jobs his entire life
>she get's pregnant by the time she's 22
>no life skills other than taking loads of cum

It would be okay if he was playing soccer or basketball or something, but football is such a shitty sport. I have no idea why it's idolized.
if She DOES stick with cheer leading and some how cheer leads for a major team, she will have to work at least one other job because cheering in the NFL is basically like volunteering.

>>383824056
They actually did in my case.

I would have been a lot worse off without proper parental guidance.

Being bullied for behaving like an autist in my early years of HS helped a lot too.

>>383824617
as time passes technology gets better, so does sports medicine. Soon we won't have to worry about that shit because of superior gear being developed.

I'm into wrestling/mma and I used to play football and I can tell you those tackles are NOTHING compared to a punch from a guy outside your weight class

>>383821890
>keeps coming back to the "fat American" insult

Is that really all you have? Or maybe you are projecting your overweight issues onto others?

Also since when is distribution complicated???? Are you really arguing that we shouldn't teach children these things because calculators exist? Also you really think we should be teaching elementary school aged kids to balance check books and to worry about debt???? Furthermore how fucking long do you think it takes to learn these concepts? So much so that schools should focus solely on them?

>>383823376
Literally this. Idk why these fucking retard bitch about it. Literally anytime I see someone bitching about it I automatically assume they must not do math often. Yeah it might make simple problems like 5+4 complicated, but for harder problems it really is useful.

>>383824617
Yeah I agree if you focus solely on football through HS and college, but if you are good enough to go pro, there is literally no reason not to play.

>>383818170
pls gib artist name

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There was this one kid who was rabidly obsessed with nintendo at my school
>middle school
>always get paired with him for an italian class project where you have to write a dialogue between two characters
>he would always insist on naming the characters in our dialogue Mario and Luigi
>one day politely ask to have the characters be named something other than mario and luigi
>he agrees but then proceeds to name the characters in the dialogue Yoshi and Bowser

>>383825985
>fast forward a year
>he asks me if i own a wii
>i tell him that i simply dont have one
>he is taken aback by this and dumbfounded that i dont have one
>two days later he comes in with a rant he typed up about how the wii is superior to the playstation and the xbox and offers me a copy of it
>tell him im not interested
every day i regret the decision to not read it

>>383817550
Someone post the gasmask story

>anti common core fags btfo itt

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>>383812981
>not doing your paper on something you know fuckall about, scrambling at the last hours trying to find out information on what the hell you're even writing about as you act like an utter trainwreck, and then proceeding to ace the paper.