What's /v/'s favourite game for escapism?

derail all e-celeb threads

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Pikmin 2. I've replayed the game so many times and it still hasn't gotten old to me. Pikmin 3 to a lesser extent.

HEALTHCARE

>>383805707
check my 2!

>>383805654
IRL.

>next week he goes in for weight loss surgery
>will probably be thinner than most of /v/ by 2018

o i will be laffin

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PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE NOW

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>>383805654
anything with zombies

>>383805824
Pikmin 2 is in many ways my least favourite but it is the comfiest.

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food thread?

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>>383813702
>sticking the spoon in it
Oh god why. it actually looked good before he did that

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>>383813983
no worries, I have more

>>383813702
>>383814102
>tfw you unironically want to try this stuff

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>>383814240
don't be ashamed, I also want to try most of the stuff in these videos. I guess is a guilty pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1zOtEVDGYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEeWfNvGvYs

>>383810486
It doesn't mean anything if you didn't work for it. You're body my be different but the mind stays the same.

>>383814240

Should have stopped at the corn and cob with chips. The rest only ruined it.

>>383810486
What kind of surgery?

Chris Christie had some modification or device inserted in his stomach and he's still a fat fuck.

>>383814102
What are the ingredients here?

>>383805654
T-REX ARMS HAVING

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>>383817102
corn
sour cream
dry cheese
chili powders
tostitos chip
esquite (corn)

this is the second part

>>383817651
I don't get how someone can eat that much sauce. I feel queasy.

>>383805654
shitposting shitposters on /v/

>>383815593
Have you ever been as fat as he as is?

>>383814102
>>383813702
fucking amerifats

>>383817836
no but as fat as he is it makes it even easier to lose weight, that's a fucking fact.

>>383817683
Me too. At some point you dont even taste the food, instead it just feels like your drinking mayonnaise or something

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>>383814682
>>383814102
>>383817651
>>383813702

I am getting colon cancer just from watching these

>>383813702
I love cheese and all but this is a fuckening disgrace

>>383813702
this is americanized mexican cuisine
fucking disgusting

>>383805654
>getting surgery because he won't stop eating
>blames it on mommy being mean sometimes 30 years ago

What a fucking piece of shit

>>383805654
SALAD DODGING

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>Gets the surgery next week.
>If he makes it off the table, will quickly begin to lose weight.
>Will be a regular fat ass as opposed to an amorphous blob.
>Something in his life will eventually trigger a nervous break down.
>Because he didn't lose the weight naturally and adapt to eating properly, he'll end up stretching out his stomach and bloat up again.
>Will still end up dead before 50.

>>383814682
I refuse to believe that this is real

>>383818817
-ly good
i know, it looks so tasty

>>383818737
>>Something in his life will eventually trigger a nervous break down.

>remembers mother hit him in 1984
>eats right hamburgers to fight the pain

What a pussy

No matter what surgeries you get, weight is still based on calories in>calories out.

>>383818898
Imagine all of that floating in your toilet

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>>383813158
i always think of this when i see people record their videos like that

>>383805654
Final fantasy tactics advance

>>383818737
Hopefully he dies in the operation

>>383819102
they all facecam whores, regardless being male or female

>>383818737
You're a retard

>>383819085
His logic is that he is in a better place mentally now, but is too fat to work out properly.

His plan is to get the surgery. Lose 100 pounds within the next year because the surgery forces him to eat less. Then eat healthy and work out after

assuming he lives through the surgery he will lose 100-150 pounds within the first two years. Years three to five he will gain at least 100 back

He'll just stretch his stomach back to its original size anyway.

>>383819262
Very unlikely

>>383819479
>>383818737
Are you two the same person or are you just both dumb?

bam ham series

i'm not even that much of a batman fan but there's something about playing as him that appeals to me on a primal level

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>>383805654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIECSJPgqGU

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Clean your room NOW

it doesn't matter because he's going to stretch out his stomach and be the exact same fat fuck except with his equivalent of new shitposting material, and hopefully depression since healthcare couldnt help him

>>383819945
I imagine all NEETs live similarly to this guy

>>383820450
But why. Why do people do it to themselves.

>>383819582
>>383819365
>t. fatties who think going under the knife is a cure all for fatness.
Fat people stay fat because they eat. If its gastric bypass Boogie's having, there's always the possibility he'll overeat months down the line. He's has gone on time and time again in saying his weight problems stem from his childhood wherein eating was the only thing which made him feel good. If you're not in the right mindset to lose weight, it doesn't matter how many surgeries or "get fit crash diets" you do, the fat will come back.

>>383818140
Ok Dr Science man. I'm sure you know best.

>>383820653
Some people just don't mind the filth. My old roommate had this mindset, and it's what eventually led to me moving out.

>>383820664
I'm calling you a retard because you can't just "stretch the stomach out again." Do some research you mong

>>383805654
minecraft with mods

>>383820929
Make me

>>383805654
Dunno about the whole escape thing but when I've got nothing to do I go play bayonetta,dmc3 or 4

>>383821042
I don't care if you don't. Just stop acting like a retard you edgy teen

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>>383817998

>>383820929
actually you can retard.

>>383819945

I used to be a neet but I never let it get this bad. Not cleaning your room is just a side-affect of being paranoid and depressed.

>>383821165
Actually you can't you Retard.

>>383821145
No

>>383805654
Harvest moon. Either FoMT or AP

>>383821180
I used to spend way too much time cleaning when I was a neet because I had fuck all else to do.

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>>383819945
>that fridge
>that bathroom

>>383820929
So the problem with the statement is "you can't stretch out the stomach again" instead of "there is still a high possibility of gastric bypass failure if you abstain from a healthy diet and exercise after the procedure"? Okay, gotcha. I'll rectify my statement, but the point still stands.

>>383821278
why are you arguing about people not knowing what they're talking about when you yourself dont you mongoloid faggot? Restretching the stomach after a gastric band surgery is so easy that before you leave the hospital doctors will explicitly inform you of things to avoid doing that could possibly stretch your stomach. It frequently happens to people who have had this surgery, one of the main reasons doctors are apprehensive to perform it along with the health dangers of being obese and being put under anaesthetic. Go to fucking bed Boogie you fat cunt.

>>383820929
dumb cunt at work got a sleeve, lost weight and was gaining it all back after 2 years. Calories in calories out.

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>>383814102
WAS THIS FILMED ON SOMEONE'S PHONE? WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE AN UPSCALED 144P VID?

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>>383819945
>"Enough."

>>383821559
>everything right on the wood floor
I mean it's probably laminate but seriously what the fuck

>>383821547
>>383821674
>>383821706
He won't physically be able to eat. It will change his entire diet and appetite. Then it will snap, he'll be sick and in a bunch of pain.

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>>383818737
if 5 he dies on the table

Boogie turned down an offer from some kind of world renowned personal trainer who has never failed to turn someone around in the past. He doesn't deserve to get well.

>>383822024
Are you for real you fucking wet wipe? Do you know what that is a result of? Him being a mental manlet and overeating to the extent that his stomach stretching and snapping the band that has been placed around his stomach to narrow it. Just fuck off tbqhwy kid.

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>>383815593
He's doing some special diet right now.

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>>383822125
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>383822125

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>>383822125

>>383822024
He stuffed his face until he was over 500 pounds and wouldn't stop after all the health problems. Doesn't matter if he's sick for a year.

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>>383822125
Ofuk

>>383822435
ANOTHER 5 IT'S CONFIRMED

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>>383822125

>>383822125
If 5 this post confirmed for truth.

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>>383822125
YEAH YOU WERE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR LAST CHEESEBURGER, YOU FAT FUCK.

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Played these both many, many times.

>>383818737
Honestly he's pretty fucked mentally already since he's literally admitted to not being able to be trusted to feed himself properly. Guy has some deep seeded issues with self control when it comes to food.

>>383822219
Do you know what that is a result of? Him being a mental manlet and overeating to the extent that his stomach stretching and snapping the band that has been placed around his stomach to narrow it.

OMG Stfu you don't know what you're on about. That's what happens when you get the operation. Nothing to do with his current mental problems.

>>383819369
Which is hilarious because exercise does not work for weight loss.
Weight is purely unused resources being stuck in your flesh because LOLWILDERNESS

>>383820929
It literally can happen.
It doesn't cover your whole stomach.
You ever put your hands around a balloon and squeezed?
That's what can happen. Shit will find a way to expand in any non-strictured direction.

He's going to eat himself to death.
Exercise and surgery rarely lead to weight loss.
It's all about eating as much as your body needs.
Humans took themselves out of wilderness environments.
They don't need to spend the entire day running around trying to find food.
Adapt. For a start, you do not need to eat 3 times a day unless you are out in the wild.
Yes, snacks ARE food. Shit food. Stop eating them period.

>>383822203
No he didn't you Retard. He got the trainer and it didn't work. Are you always this un-informed?

>>383822658
i think you are actually retarded desu

>>383822657
His wive is going to eat the exact same diet.

>>383822865
Wife

>>383822781
Wow... great argument. He won't stretch out his stomach because the operation changes his entire appetite. He will be on a water diet for so long that he won't even crave the food he used to want. Literally changes how you perceive some foods

>>383813702
Only chicanos and southern mexicans do this

>>383822657
He's already done a water diet for 32 days last year.

>>383822983
No, it just crushes his stomach.
Appetite is based on your gut flora and brain.
Both of his are fucked so hard.

Get your pseudoscience to fuck.

>>383822983
were literally talking about someone with a mental illness who eats food for comfort, and is morbidly obese. You honestly don't have a clue m8. People who are just regularly obese have gone back to eating shit after a gastric op and fucked themselves over. In Boogies case especially it has fucking nothing to do with appetite. You are an idiot.

>>383822865
Would not surprise me that she's a massive enabler given the weight he gained after getting married. Shame too, Boogie otherwise is fairly alright, I don't agree with everything he says, but at least he thinks out most of what he puts out there. Except when it's related to healthcare.

>>383822983
t.hamsupercluster

>>383822983
The reason for Boogie's eating has nothing to do with physical appetite, guy grew up in a shit environment and then isolated himself to the point of being mentally fucked when it comes to food.

>>383813702
PUNISH
YOUR
TOILET

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastric_bypass_surgery
The stomach does stretch and retards that lack self control and eat constantly immediately gain the weight back. Boogie is one such retard.
At least it'll be amusing to watch this worthless piece of shit suffer and blame everyone else some more.

>>383823184
He talks about this in one of his vids, he said he stayed at the same weight since meeting her and she's actually an ex-anorexic patient.

If 3, boogie will rape your mother in her sleep tonight

>>383823346
She's fat now too

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>>383818254

>Drinking mayonnaise.

Thanks for the making me feel the most disgusted I've felt all day.

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>>383818458
you're more likely to get colon cancer by eating red meat you know that right?

>>383823124
The operation will change what he wants to eat

>>383823129
He has his wife. She does the diets with him. He hasn't had any problem doing any of the diets. They've just not worked for him.

>>383823261
Ha! Yeah same

>>383823269
Yes I know I'm saying the operation is going to change that.

>>383823569
yeah his wife has done a fantastic job so far. And yeah sure, the diets just for some reason, despite him trying his hardest """""""""""""""""didnt work""""""""""""""""

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Is Joey /v/ approved?

anyone else stomach can't handle all this junk food or else you get really constipated

>ywn fuck boogies wife while he lies there helplessly unable to stop being cucked and just watches

Oh Well she's fat as fuck now anyway

>>383823703
Who is this guy? I see him get posted all over the place.

>>383823569
>The operation will change what he wants to eat
lmao

No it won't.
All it does is make his eating limit lower.
He'll eat himself sick.
He'll continue doing it until he gets it out.

He's one of those fucktards that legit thinks snacks are not food so don't count.
The kind of fat fucks that, when recorded in secret, eat snacks while making food, have snacks next to their fucking bed and sleep eat.
My uncle is the damn same.
He now has diabetes.
He STILL eats sugary shit all the time.

YOU CANNOT CURE THESE PEOPLE WITH A BAND
Junkies will always be junkies. Doesn't matter if it is sugar, nicotine or masturbation.
They just shift it around to some other addictive habit.
The only way to stop people is by physically harming them when they do those enjoyable things to make them hate it.
And even that is not guaranteed to work since there are people out there that take drugs that rot them to a painful death on average around 7 months. Fucking krokodil man.

>>383823995
nobody

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>>383823995

>>383823995
typical american

>>383823995
He's some fat disgusting fuck that posts videos of himself acting like a child and making a mess eating food

Man I came into this thread to see if I could find a nice game where i can get bitches and have cool anime powers, preferably with a nice character customizer.
Instead I got e-celebs, shitty Mexican food, and retards who don't understand how people get fat after gastric bypasses.

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>>383823703
Fuck no, This is our guy

>>383824030
So, what you're saying is that we need to get all the world's addicts hooked on masturbation instead of whatever damaging thing they're doing now.

>>383824326
Yes.
VR will be the new drug.

All the top dealers will be selling tactile feedback suits for full immersion in VR worlds in back alleys.

>>383824293
haha is it just me or is he kinda hot

>>383824269
That's your own fault Retard. Make a conversation and stop waiting for someone else to do it. Are you autistic? Can you not talk to people?

>>383823703
A disgusting mentally ill subhuman who "reviews" food and eats with no manners.

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>>383807096

>>383811968
Yesh, me lord.

>>383824543
of course he is, so are you a girl?

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>>383823995
>he doesn't know who Joey is

>>383824607
The thread has devolved into off topic discussion about some fat fuck on YouTube who noone cares about.
If I were to have tried to talk about the "real topic" of the thread, these jackasses would just sit here and keep circlejerking about how much they hate this fatass that noone else gives a shit about.

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KNARRFFF

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>>383824826
Come on anon, I'll take you to bed

>>383824826
yeah I'm a girl so what?

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>>383824293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWa5R8qkIA&t=1s
How can you see this and not know that THIS is our guy.

>>383824885
You don't know for sure. Why don't you give it a try? But not with me though. I only come to shitpost :)

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Thoughts on Joey?

>>383817651
and all this time we were making fun of Americans...

>>383815593
gastric bypass. he literally will not feel hunger for more than tiny ass portions, and eating too much would make him extremely ill. his body has no choice but to loos weight

>>383823346
Ex-anorexic and now she has the body weight of about 4 anorexics combined. There's a picture of her that's been posted recently, she is literally a morbidly obese blob.

>>383824972
I'm a different anon, is that alright?

>>383805654
Going to work

>>383825138
if he ate only when he was hungry he wouldnt even be in this mess

>>383825138
tell that to the multiple people who continued to overeat after having the same operation

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>>383805654
Tbh?
>Minecraft
It's so fucking easy, plus it has a nice calming atmosphere. It's a nice game to waste an afternoon away on, or to just take a mental break because the game doesn't require a lot of brain power.

>>383825235
Haven't seen it but I guess that's part of the reason why she's going to follow the same diet as him.

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>>383823703
absolutely

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>>383822125

>>383823346
Looking at her now...she should have stayed 'anorexic'...

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>>383822125

Luck be a lady tonight; roll me those fives.

>>383825402
He's always hungry because his mind is 10 kinds of fucked.
Hell, MOST people are like this on some level.

Fun fact, most people confuse basic thirst for hunger.
You can make yourself realize this if, whenever you get that call, drink water instead.
Of course, drink actual water, not fucking sugar-drenched shit.
This is why snacking works because people go "OH AM FEELIN A WEE BIT PECKISH" and grab the nearest junk food they can.
"IT'S FIIIINE, IT'S NOT FOOD"
And then they were the blob.

>>383823703
>>383824136
>>383824872
>>383825101
>>383825627
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY AND WHY IS ALWAYS POSTED ALL OVER THE PLACE

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>>383823703

Joey is a good guy, hope he doesn't kill himself. His vids are funny as fuck.

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>>383825551
>implying these two subhumans won't be found as bloated, rotting corpses laying in a pool of soda and cheez whiz

>>383824293
He reminds me of that guy from Twin Peaks.

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>>383824293

>no belt.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>383825829

Honestly I just feel sorry for the dude, he probably secretly hates himself but has to continue because it's how he makes money

>>383825015
can I suck on your nipples?

>>383825829
It's definitely possible.

>>383824293
do you have the edit of this where he has killer queen behind him like he's kira

>>383825940

>secretly

he made a video about it a while back. Guy has serious issues.

>>383826005
Dude suck on mine, they're sensitive as fuck.

>>383826005
I'm not showing you my tits but maybe you can suck on my toes

>>383826097
I don't care if you're a dude, I'll suck on some sensitive nips

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>>383824293
CLIP
YOUR
FINGERNAILS

>>383826049

Of course he does, he probably hates waking up every single day.

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>>383826374

>>383822125
not good man

>>383826374
*sigh*

..what's the sauce on this?

>>383826642
Boku No Pico chapter 1

>>383826374
This was a great fap anon, thanks for the memories
>tfw the big eared QT wasn't the focus
It's not fair

>>383824293
so simple, so clean

>>383805654
Ace Combat.

>>383826642
https://exhentai.org/g/982245/04fcefa537/

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>>383822125

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>>383822125
OH SHIT

>>383813702
>>383814102
>>383814682

The wall just got ten feet higher

>>383827896
>>>/reddit/

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>>383828043
reddit hates the prez thou xdddd
>b butt how can i make fun of the evil drumphers if i cant attack them based on stupid bullshit???!!!
based pedes got em again

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>>383826162

>>383828498
I want him to dress up as young link and sit on my face