>that guy with the deep voice ordering you to become his support

>>383803127
that would be me

>>383803127
Hey, you're worthless. At least pick healer.

>>383803195
ready to serve

>>383803383
Then start by servicing my dick right now, slut.

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>Everyone online is a subby little bitch
>Creams themselves for the guy with the deep voice
>But he's a little bitch too
>Get pushy
>Rude, but playful banter
>He's my pocket tank now
>And we're bffs
>All the other little whiny bitches jealous because they don't know how to small dom big sub

>>383803127
Shit man I have a very deep voice that I always get mistaken for a black man, good thing people like that

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>calm, middle toned voice
>sound like a stereotypical effeminate gay on shittier mics and headsets
Could be worse. At least I'm not a manlet.

I told some Mercy main to heal me because she was ignoring the fuck out of me. I called her a whore and she just apologized and didn't speak for the rest of the match.

wtf I feel bad now.

>>383803127
>that fag that keeps making these threads

>>383804594
hate to break it to you, but that's what you always sound like, it's not the mic's fault. your skull resonating the sound just makes it sound deeper and different to your own ears.

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>>383804291
>tfw dom
>tfw know how to be pushy and demanding without being a salty sperglord
>tfw know the delicate balance of generosity and greed that will make people go to the ends of the earth for you
>tfw the world is your burrito

Feels good being dad. Being disappointed in someone hurts them way more than being mad so they always happily bring their A game.

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>Anon are you black?

>>383804717
> it's not the mic's fault. your skull resonating the sound just makes it sound deeper and different to your own ears.

how do I change it?

>Girl joins match
>Everyone loses their shit
>I'm literally the only guy that doesn't say anything
>Soon she starts sucking at the game
>I yell at her and tell her to get the fuck out of the game
>Everyone starts pissing on me
>Get vote kicked out
>Friend request 2 minutes later
>It's that girl
>we're still friends to this day

What's with women and why are they so complicated?

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>Try to talk
>'Dude wtf is that voice'
>'I don't think that's English'
>'What the fuck did you say you retard'
>Just use text instead

Every now and again someone tells me I have a very 'radio show host' voice. I don't know. I think it's just the epitome of an average voice. It's not deep and sexy, not overly expressive. It just sounds normal run of the mill to me.

Shame that I always stumble over my words and have that damn talking dyslexia. Asking someone if they have any extra ammo packs sometimes falls out of my mouth as 'Hey, do you have any extra pammo acks?"

>>383804910
Try speaking from the back of your throat.

If the person talking the most sounds overweight I take him less seriously and slowly talk over him and talk his role

/who else/

>>383804910
>how do I change it?
lol

>anon are you underage?
Only in terms of proportions.

>>383804910
Remove the skeleton inside of you

>>383803127
>tfw youre fucking 5'11 and cant be the little support bitch

>>383804910
you could try taking a voice training class. I wouldn't know anything about it, there might be free online videos or you might just have to look into taking a class in person at a local arts college or something.

>>383804717
This. I never bothered to listen to myself on a recording, I never realized I had an accent and lisp either.

>>383805045
They're attracted to the mentally ill

>play overwatch
>everyone chooses support right away
>nearly 0 dps

I prefer playing with actual children because at least they will pick reaper or genji and actually fucking attack the enemy.

>>383805082
>Shame that I always stumble over my words and have that damn talking dyslexia.

This is what I literally have and it's fucking cancer, every other sentence it's like my mouth spits words out faster than my brain can process them beforehand. I'll even forget what I'm talking about mid-sentence sometimes it's utterly dreadful.

>>383805118
How does someone sound overweight?

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>Guy with a macho voice plays as a loli priestess

>>383805178
you can be for me you king of the manlets

>tfw 6'4

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>>383805057
>tfw one of my best friends in grade school had a speech impediment
>Have a soft spot in my heart for people with strange voices or speech impediments
>It even extends to strange accents

There's a guy in my free company that has a problem pronouncing 'r' noises and I fucking love it. I know he gets a little self conscious about it but I really think encouraging him to talk to me on voice helps him through it.

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>>383804774
>tfw dom
>tfw demanding and a salty sperglor
>tfw greedy
>tfw I eat your burrito

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>>383804612
>Mercy keeps getting hit by sleep dart
>Cyro-freeze on top of her so she can't be harmed
>Get pocketed as fucking Mei the whole match
Wew lad.

>>383804717
Oh well. Honestly its not so bad. Guess I can always try things like vocal training if I ever get really bothered by it.

>>383804717
My voice sounds at least an octave higher to me than it does to others
I always think I have an average alto but to everyone else I'm straight baritone

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>tfw in the morning voice is at lowest point and most gravely
>put on a vaguely southern drawl
>tf2fags think I'm black

Why are guys such pussies I never get told off, I WANT A DOM BF NOW DAMN IT

>"haha yeah i'll bully you"
>proceeds to call me 3rd grade tier insults

Fuck you faggots who do this.

>>383805294
>play overwatch
>see a good opportunity to fuck the enemy team, move in to do so
>get wrecked because my team would rather just stay a mile away shooting pellets at nothing
Meanwhile the entire enemy team filled with randoms just happens to always move in groups and properly capitalize on every weakness in our defense

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>>383804612
well, avoid doing that again and this anonymous person on the internet will forgive you.

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>tfw really effeminate voice
>tfw always the main tank and play guy characters
>tfw people are shocked when I talk on discord and ask if it's really me every time

i wish i didnt have such a girly faggot voice im just a regular dude that likes raid leading and tanking

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>>383805178

>Height starts with 5

LmAO fuckin manlet. When will you finally learn

>tfw main pharah in overwatch
>around 3900 SR, above 65% winrate
>deep voice, tell mercy mains to pocket me, say pretty much nothing else for the duration of the game
>they always add me after the game

I keep them in my harem for a while before deleting them. All mercy mains are the same after all

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Nanda kore wa?

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>>383805347
>Big deep voiced mother fucker in FFXIV
>Plays a tiny little catgirl
>Gets all pissed off at people failing one of his Omega runs
>Goes off on this long rant when he gets to town
>Say "Dude, is your character from The Lochs?"
>"What? Why?"
>"So much salt.."
>"Yeah well you can suck my fat blue catgirl cock"

It was a curiously arousing moment.

People tell me I sound like rockcock64. A lot.
Where do I fit in?

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>Have a voice
>Use it
>Not sperg about my own or others pitch because i'm not a fucking sperglord

Y'all need jesus.

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>game has roles
>select most submissive one
>get dick twitches from being asked to do what your role does by design

jesus fuck, calm down

I've gotten to the point where I avoid games that are balanced in this way recently. There's always a hierarchy of snobby autismo shits yelling at their trap healers to do what the designers of the game said they should be doing. I usually have more fun finding and exploiting shitty balance decisions now than playing any game as-intended. Does that make me the sperg?

one guy who was 190 cm tall, pretty heavy and with a big beard told me once that i had a super manly voice

i was already aware of that but coming from him, it was a big compliment

we didn't fuck tho

>>383805526
It can be difficult working out just how much abuse, physical and verbal, a person can take
I've had too many people think they were way tougher than they are to start at what I would consider even slightly harsh these days

>>383805328
Are you 14

>>383805382
You sound a bro anon, rhotacism comes with a good dose of bullying when growing up. I'm sure he appreciates it, having someone engage with you constantly makes the world of difference.

>>383804612
I just want you to be aware that I am a very consistent reporter on overwatch and anytime someone says something derogatory towards another player such as calling them a whore, I do report them. I also remind people that we can report players who make the game toxic.

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>>383805701
that whole post makes you a sperg

>>383804910
Practice and listen to your recorded voice a lot. Let's Plays are actually good for developing your voice.

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>>383805698
Holy fucking shit this.

Calm the fuck down children.

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>>383803127
> damn good tank
> always well geared
> disciplined
> focused
> patient
> never take breaks between pulls
> never get mad when party needs a break themselves
> study every encounter
> memorize every boss rotation
> sound like fucking Elmo when I talk

>>383805045
she wanted to make up for unwittingly turning the server into orbiters and you must have been friendly enough afterward to keep things going

I main Mercy and I'm a girl and only pocket boys who sound young and need a Mommy.

>>383805597
>tfw have brother
>tfw got the deep voice
>he got the perpetual child voice and face
>tfw won the gene lottery

Why do most anime posters are always total fucking losers?.

le gay sissy weeaboo perma virgin thread xD

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>>383805902

Stop your LARP'ing and go out sometimes.

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>Faggot on the other team tries to be a leader
>Orders his bitch around
>mfw I keep sniping the shit out of them and taunt them.

Breaking the enemy team's moral is key to winning.

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>Tfw protag voice
> whenever on Mic losers want me to voice their MC's in the "game" they are making
> friend's boss hears me over the phone and mentions wanting me to do voice work for internal training videos
>Pretty sure friend got salty and told his boss I wasn't interested.
>any you fags know how to break into Voice work?

>b-but I'm a girl~~~!!!!! Don't bully me anon-sensei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OWO WHATS THIS *GLOMPS YOUR ENTIRE BULGE*

Do I fit in to these threads yet

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>Play faggot ass healers
>Have deep ass voice

Can't be the only one who does this.

>>383805902
>I'm a girl
On 4 chins?

>>383806042
Pretty good all you're missing is the ahegao anime girl face.

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>>383805907
200% jealous. it sucks being 6'0" but sounding like a total fag I've even been mistaken for a girl on several occasions

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>>383805597
Yeah sure you're a normal guy. Sure you're not a faggot that wants to be pounded in his asshole. That image you posted says everything about you, pathetic weeb scum. If you get the opportunity, fucking end yourself. Don't even bother replying to this post, shithead because this will be the only (You) from me your sorry ass will ever get.

>>383806042
Fit into this
*upzips dick*

>>383806042
you're missing the cropped porn for the lulz xd

>>383805863
If you aren't a shitters as a tank, I'd be honored to tank alongside you. Rather have Elmo in full plate properly handling the fight than Blast Hard cheese flailing around and spinning the boss toward the party so everyone gets cleaved.

>have deep calm voice
>People always listen to my suggestions, only disagree in a polite manner
>Get sick and it fucks up my throat for a while so I'm about 2 octaves higher
>Nobody listens anymore and just argues like sperges

I feel bad for voicelets.

>>383806115
hahah yeah is this the part where i tell you that you're cute and i wanna fuk ur boi pucci hehehehe

>>383803127
>wow dude, i'm like, so homosexual XD
>never actually engaged in a sexual act with another guy though
>or anyone for that matter

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>>383806117
>projecting this hard
wew lad

>>383806205
it's a sad existence

>>383806253
that did he mean by this?

>tfw you finally suck a dick and it's not fun, but actually just a chore

Also protip don't actually suck it.

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>>383806117
not even the guy you replied to but damn, I almost cut myself on that edge.

please, go outside, I'm sure your family misses you.

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>>383806259
>not having rimmed and then plowed at least three guys while biting into the meat of their neck and shoulder

>use voice in Dota
>accused CONSTANTLY of being high
>never done drugs ever

anyone else?

>>383804612
I told an 8 year old playing CoD that Santa isn't real and his parents don't love him

I had to do some reflecting after that

>Get a sore throat
>Sound like JC Denton
Man I wish I could get sick on command cause I loved it.

>>383806464
>lost my voice for a month back in January
>sound like Casey Affleck

It sucked

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>pick a healer, support or boosting class
>find yourself a tank
>preferably composed of the "big, beefy, slow-brained" kind
>ensure loyalty through applicated friendship or lowkey "pretend" erp teasing

>your healer class is now a proper pet class instead

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>>383806351
>>383806392
U mad brah ?

>>383806115
post voice faggot

>>383803127
Just tell me who the fuck the character is already

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Am I the only person here too shy to even use voice chat in the first place?

>>383806560
There's nothing wrong with /c/ or /jp/

The rest make sense though.

>>383806560
>communism
>anyone but far-left college-age white kids in the upper-middle+ class who go to Antifa protests and have never held a job in their life

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>>383806638

You're not the only one, anon
It's fucking miserable

>>383806560

The fuck is wrong with soundcloud?

>>383806560
what's wrong with plastic water bottles?

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>>383806638
If you start acting like a faggot in this thread with my waifu, there will be hell to pay

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>>383806571
I am pretty sure you're either 13 or just trolling.

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>>383806756

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>>383806560
>"I drank from plastic water bottles too much"
What

>>383803127
>>383803453
>>383804291
>>383804612
>>383805526
>>383806371
>>383806559
Haha, love this new epic healslut meme xD

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>>383806842

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>>383806574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bSK5Tz8WTu

>>383806721
>He doesn't know about BPA
That's why you are your wife's children love cock anon

>>383806378
I want to see her eat your asshole

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>>383806747
I'm sorry Miura.

>>383806429

Always. My friends tell me I even sound high in person, which worries me a bit.

>>383806560
>hating on STEM
literally as bad as the people who hate on arts and humanities because "haha mcdonalds job xddd"

>>383806910
>new

You have to go back

>>383806865
They (allegedly) contain estrogen.

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>>383805170
do not

>>383806910

If it gets you salty enough to go out of your way to quote half the thread, that's a win on its own right.

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Whenever I play with Americans, always 80% of them have that stereotypical nerd voice and I find it irritating as fuck, or a regular low monotonous drone voice that is equally aggravating.

>>383806924
Please let me lick your feet anon.

>>383806924
>>383806924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jjs3z8WrYQ

>>383806560
The funny thing is this seems like it was created by someone for the sake of being contraian.

If you seriously don't like one thing on there I'd be surprised.

>>383807014
No, they contain xenoestrogens, which are compounds that act like estrogen when they enter the body. And this is a well documented fact.

>>383806865
xenoestrogens.
They're fucking up your hormones and making you a bitch.

>>383806429
>>383806994
If you speak slowly and/or laugh a lot you sound high

>>383805221
>I never realized I had an accent
Everyone has an accent. There is no such thing as someone that does not have an accent. It's like saying 'a square without 4 sides.'

>>383806924
what the fuck

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>>383806989
That's a good girl. Now get the hell out of this thread.

>>383806924
Cute

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>>383806924
holy fucking shit.

just end it now, anon, there's no hope for you.

>le healslut meme

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>Have southern accent
>Anon say the south will rise again!

It's always the Euros too.

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>Tfw to shy to talk on mic

>>383806560
>hating on Lainposters
>STEM
wew
The rest is right though

>>383806721
>>383806865
Almost every single brand of water bottle contains fluoride and other xenoestrogens,

>>383807089
>>383807092
>xenoestrogens
I didn't know Monolith Soft already announced their next game.

>>383806924
HAHAHAHAHA YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL! WHAT A FAG!

>>383804834
What makes them ask you that?

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>>383807059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GdSOGLQB0s

>>383805681
Reddit.

>>383807089
Thanks for the correction, anon, I'll be sure to stay the fuck away.

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>>383805526
If you're asking to get bullied, you're doing it wrong. My favorite types of subs are the brats and princesses. The ones that act up in order to get punished. Be a bitch and wait for the guy that tells you to shut the fuck up and then work on getting him to really dom you.

>>383807089
>>383807092
>>383807192
Literally everyone drinks water from bottles since they were little though. So why aren't we all super faggots?

>>383807089
>>383807092
>xenoestrrogrens
there aren't even enough of those fucking things to make any remote change to you you fucking retards

>Would make a good dom
>but I'm not retarded enough to appeal to some pathetic faggot with an anime picture

Pity, multiplayer games are shit anyway.

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>tfw no sissy bf to fuck and cuddle
Kill me Pete.

>>383805243
The amount of letters and support male murderers get from females would support this theory.

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>>383807163
>>383807219
just fuck my shit up bros. mercy killing when?

>>383805902
>I'm a girl
>/v/
You're lying or you're fat.

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>>383806924
what the fuck
you legitimately sound like a girl

Does anyone have me beat on height?
6'6" masterrace here

My voice is a lot deeper than I thought. I listened to my voice recorded and was freaked out.

>>383806924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D6cMgOZfxs

>>383805902
>btw im a grill
You're not convincing anybody.

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>>383807228
Anon PLEASE. I bet they're huge.

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>That feel when you drained your paypig for all he's worth and need to find a new one

Gets harder every year.

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>>383805863
Well at least you are not like our tanks that start moaning and screeching mid fight if they are dying.

>>383806018
With the strike going on, if it still is, it'll be worlds easier. Should be plenty of guides online by now and I'd get to it before those fucks make it impossible for new talent that doesn't suck them off first to get in.

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>>383807407

>>383807204
Testosterone levels are dropping.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/health-testosterone-levels-dc-idUKKIM16976320061031

It's only going to get worse.

>>383807482
Why?

>>383805526
>bullying someone that wants it/straight out gets off to it

It's literally disgusting and not worth it if there's no shame in the mix or any incentive for it, so there you have why, failure.
You don't incite "bullying", you incite straight out beatings.

>>383807228
>>383807328
Learn to like penis

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>>383807328
asap, report to your local gas chamber.

>>383807053
t. german

>>383807541
Why what

>>383807482
What perks do I get for being your paypig anon-sama?

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>>383803127
>tfw you never ask people like OP to play support because 99% of the time they are terrible and cant even play it right
you tell the sniper to play support, since they always are playing the highest skill celling class its like a no brainer for them.

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>>383807407

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>>383807438
>>383806924
>>383807061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CVtc6FLDAS

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>>383806560

>>383805681
People say I sound a lot like Crendor.

>>383806638
I barely can. I was in a guild for years and at one point someone that joined after me asked if I was new.

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>>383807648
>You
>Getting perks

Not really how it works.
But I guess you could say me talking to you and helping you get off is a perk.

>>383807684
Pronounced Voh-Ker-uu

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>>383807665
>sniper
>high skill ceiling

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>>383806924
Senpai I had your problem for the longest while. I thought it was pubeophonia and that I was a low test faggot. But one day I had a psych evaluation on the net and I discovered that this shit is 90% mental. My family is the oppressive kind who didnt let me express myself as a kid and that stunted my social growth and whenever I spoke I felt guilty inside. When puberty hit I subconsciouly kept my voice childish and faggy because I got used to the status quo where I dont speak and am not heard.
Eventually I manned up and tried to talk with a manly voice. It was awkward as first since my friends and family didnt expect a voice change at fucking 28 years old. But now am completely used to it
chicks find my voice hot. shiiiieeeeeet.

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>try out a mic four years ago
>sound like a ten year old boy
>never use a mic again until yesterday
>still sound like a ten year old boy

>>383807684

You sound like someone who watches a lot of anime
What's your favorite

>>383805082
Ya i have this too but it's like I have 2 ways to phrase what I wanna say and I can't just kick one of them outside my head so they come out at the same time. I didn't use to suck this fucking bad at talking, idk what's wrong with me.

>>383806560
what? did i miss the "water bottles cause autism" memo?

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>>383807407
what the fuck is up with furries

>>383806560
>Drink about 2-3 bottles a day minimum for the last ten years
>This is incredibly accurate

Scary
Tap water tastes like shit though, is bottled really fucking up my hormones

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>>383803127

>ok, i'm supporting
>pick DPS
>support those bitches with fire

>it's an "anime-posting weeb on /v/ roleplays being an exploitative dom when in reality he's everyone's bitch" episode

>>383807771

You sound more like a burden than a boon, anon.

how come its called boipussi when girls have one too?

>>383803127
>actual guy with deep voice that rather heal or be support so my bros and pug friends can live out their fantasies of being BIG DEEPS or mighty tank

I'll never have another game as glorious as FFXI to shine in for being something like RDM / COR / SMN to keep the team going strong, but those really were some of the best days of my life. Now I just play healer in XIV, and sometimes heals or support if I load up something like HotS or Overwatch out of the blue.

Are there actual games like XI anymore where good support can be as broken as that game?

>>383805863
That's a fucking goldmine of entertainment and comradery if true, since I'd pay good money to have a tank hold the biggest baddest threat in the game without breaking a sweat and start doing the Elmo song

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>>383807438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16H4cR8xPlf
>>383807556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cmTgSzZwDO
>>383807684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kL0TDGyLrw

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>>383807806
nothing wrong with that as long as you're not as annoying as one

>>383805045
>became her orbiter anyway
Lol

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>>383807407
>Steam friends thread
>Advertise self as a giant shemale dog that just loves to sodomize little bitches
>Gender unimportant
>Get all the adds
>Never even ERP because lady
>All these subby bitches are also super good at video games
>Always get a couple that hop in when I start a new game
>Helpful when I'm new to the game
>Fiercely obedient when I give orders
>tfw always tearing up multiplayer matches with my little army of furry subby bitches

It's good to be the Queen.

>been living alone for a few months
>a stutter has started to creep into my voice
HELP

>>383807930
Being a paypig doesn't really seem up your alley then.

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>>383807804
Holy shit, this is eye opening

>>383806560
>awo with maga hat
>anime communism right below it
what did he mean by this?

>>383806910
>new
I found out about it on Reddit a few months ago, so definitely not new.
reddit.com/r/healsluts

>>383807896
Which watersports manga is she from?
I wanna read it all right now thats how fucking cute she is!

>>383807941
It's not the same, either in texture or muscular grip
t. bifag

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>>383807771
>>383807930
>and helping you get off
No need to become a paypig, some people do this for free anyway. Like me.

>>383807771
How about I bind you and fuck you up your tight asshole with my fat cock, you filthy little shit. Bet you'd love every second of it.

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>>383807926
this best be going where I think this is going.

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>>383806638
You're not, I tried to do something about it and bought a mic but it's just collecting dust in the closet now.

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>>383807771
Would you tell me what lewd things you'd do to my waifu?

>>383807816
Yes, that's exactly what happens to me and a way better way of putting it. The goddamn two sentences coming out at once and once everyone is looking at you babble your nonsense you just kinda trail off and end with 'Yeah..'

>dom bf orders me to switch to whatever role he needs depending on what he wants to play
>rewards me by cumming down my throat later on

>>383808101
Man I fucking hate Zen's that can actually aim.

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>>383808086
cringe

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>>383807984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16hyefXbvQb
>>383807807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VO0SEYymJe

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>>383804717
>sound high-pitched to myself
>everyone constantly sucks my dick about my voice being deep and manly
>talking to one of my friends who sounds to me like he has a deep voice on teamspeak
>some guy we don't know comes in, hears us talk for a minute, and then goes "hey, guy with the deep voice"
>he's talking to me

i don't get it

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>>383807804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wIqmlQbPWr

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>tfw alpha face
>tfw alpha voice
>tfw talked down some catty drunk bitch last night who was fucking with my considerably more beta friends without sounding like I had aspergers

>tfw Mexican
>moved and grew up in Michigan since 96 (age 3)
>sound white to everyone online
>have the classic Hispanic olive skin tone and speak fluent spanish
>have to speak Spanish to prove I'm not white
I don't know how to feel about this, especially with blacks give me trouble online

>>383808058
I know and you make finding paypigs that much harder.
>>383808086
Maybe, I'm a switch so I can go both ways, takes a real cool cat to break me though~
>>383808126
Sure, I've done this a few times actually, even to the point of RP'ing as someone's waifu. One of them stopped it mid way though because he couldn't stop associating his waifu with cuckolding after a few sessions.

>>383807991
Why did I never think of this?

Probably because I'd never think anyone on this board would actually PLAY VIDEO GAMES

Still, not gonna touch those threads with a 30-foot pole.

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>the deep voiced alpha insults you

>>383808325
Post your steam. I'm bored and I want to own someone right now. I need a new cocksleeve.

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>>383808198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gu0IIgWVuy

>>383807806

source?

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>>383808198

You have good taste in anime
You're alright with me, anon

>>383808397
No thanks, I have more than enough cool cat alphas fucking me on the daily.
I'm looking for more paypiggies.

>>383806924
Can I suck you off?

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>>383808230
Holy shit

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>some faggot is crying at my team the entire match in voice chat
>finally decide to tell him to shut the fuck up with my deep voice
>he continues to talk shit, but in text chat

every fucking time

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>>383808101
is this a ZenBro summon?

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>>383808365
>the deep voiced alpha praises you

Someone vocaroo "Get over here and sit on my knotted cock."

>>383807984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mRuTz6tIaB

>>383808325
>even to the point of RP'ing as someone's waifu.
I think it would be better to hear how you're enjoying yourself with her desu.
Pls email aqameice@gmail

>>383806560
Is that a fucking tomboy manga at the top right? What's it called?

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>>383808470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fNr12pNDmd

>>383807984
This is actually a girl right?

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>>383808446
>>383808325
>>383807771
>>383807482
Fucking cringe. It's so sad how unaware you are of yourself. Tragic, really.

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>>383807407
I envy them because they're having fun and I'm not

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>>383808418
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOMJaiRauw

>>383807991

That is both disturbing as fuck and actually kind of clever.

>>383805082
>Shame that I always stumble over my words and have that damn talking dyslexia. Asking someone if they have any extra ammo packs sometimes falls out of my mouth as 'Hey, do you have any extra pammo acks?"


that's a problem that you can train away, it comes from running through the sentence in your head as you speak it. You can end up running through the words faster in your head than you can actually say them. This ends up with you thinking "packs" as you say "ammo" which causes your mouth to fuck up and put the sounds in the wrong order.

>People tell me to get on mic
>Don't because I apparently sound like a literal slackjawed retard when I speak
>When I do people make fun of me and say I sound like I'm high as fuck

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>>383806924
wow

>>383804717
While you're generally right, shitty mics do change your voice quite a bit.

>>383808184
>cringe
cringe

>>383808517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pBxz5iiXgL

>>383803127
>Main support/healers
>Have actual skill in it
>Have balls enough call out the tank/DPS out for being retarded for standing in fire
>Nobody actually cares that I'm a girl

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>>383808491
This is a ZenBro Summon.

Get in here faggots, this is now a Zenyatta is best forever and always thread.

>>383808517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUO3In3nVc
why though

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>>383808575
That's fine, as long as I get my money lol
>>383808550
Okay~

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RmTvvDnDcr

>>383808560
im gonna do it anyway faggot you cant stop me with your girly body and voice lmao

>>383808023

It's an actual subreddit?

I sound like a faggot 12 year old crossed with Sheldon from the big bang theory.

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>>383808720
>that aspergers drawl

>>383808720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ih82UqriYZ

>>383808517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h0kSg7NM2p

>>383808767

You'd be surprised what gets made into a subreddit, anon.

>>383804910

Talk through you diaphragm instead of your throat/nose. Faggot.

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>have a deep voice and talk massive shit constantly
>anon you're so aggressive, i love it

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>>383808230
I still think that you should get yourself evaluated, its embarrassing and a really daunting thought. But believe me, it's liberating to be able to talk with a normal voice or at least one that does sounds like your body.

I used to fucking hate how anytime I spoke in front of strangers, like in a classroom for the first time, literally everyone would turn to watch me in silence and some would laugh.


Good Akko posting, btw. She's got nothing on my waifu, though.

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>>383808529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qAGVoM6ytc

>>383808574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O22U2yZa45

>>383808597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LY0rwQjKdp

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>>383808671

>>383808795
Say "Bazinga" and "I took an arrow to the knee".

>>383808795
say "fuck me daddy"

>>383808230
Doesn't help that your speech patterns are also feminine, just give in and suck some cock anon, you'll be much happier

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Y'all are pathetic.

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>healslut mercy on our team is whining on voip about being killed so much and that we aren't protecting him
>complaining that he's being targeted and such
>everyone tells him to shut the fuck up and make callouts and not be an easy target all the fucking time
>he goes silent the rest of the match
Boy I sure do love when healsluts try to act like hotshit and it doesn't work out for them. I guess they never expect that not everybody bends over backwards for them

>>383808879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jTpPezGGwk

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>>383808854
trying way too fucking hard
>>383805082
radio show host voice isn't necessarily a deep voice, it's a voice that not only has a good cadence but doesn't sound forced

>>383808854
Holy shit I love you voice, anon.

>>383807984
Underage b&

>>383808934
Please step on us anon

>>383808517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18jeBIeONiM

>>383808934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ayVEBctZs

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>tfw everyone says I sound like a dj or an air traffic controller

Fucking kill yourself you bunch of autistic perma virgin weebs.

>>383805382
I have a problem with that too and while people tell me it's ADORABLE I hate it

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>>383807802
Playing as a sniper is a alpha as you can get in a videogame. You dont give a fuck about what your cuck teamates say about you and have to potential to hard carry and dominate the enemy if your good enough. You also dont have to deal with support cucks who just want an excuse to erp or tanks who have no authoroty in real life.

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>>383809041
Fuck off, autist.

>>383808230
Do you have man boobs and a small build? How's your butt?

>>383808858
I just heard a doggo die on the background

>>383809056
>that image
got me good

>>383808671
kek

>>383808858
You drive like my fucking grandmother, you know that?

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>>383808720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yzxdNO0Ol3
>>383808879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A2QrQzpurC
>>383808934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PiAEs1fNVQ

>>383808854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0busaitR7ZT

>>383807984
this is a girl you fucking morons

>>383808470
But traps aren't gay.

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ITT: permavirgins playing make believe with their distorted view on sex and sexual roles

>>383808992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07mo5Jgp5TW

>be a 5'7" manlet on uni campus quad waiting for a band to play
>some 6'2" guy starts pointing at me and laughing to his friends
>he yells out: "bro how tall are you"
>ignore him and he comes closer
>"whoa hey what's up little guy you here alone?"
>call him a fag and tell him to go away
>"huh? Huh? Huh? What was that? Say that again?"
>call him a fag, he pushes me down to the ground
>get up and he comes closer, start throwing punches and one of them actually connects
>people around going "WHOA DUDE NOT COOL"
>one of his friends join in and they beat the shit out of me
>struggling to get up, hear a girl legitimately say:
>"God, short guys are aways so aggressive."
>go back to my dorm and cry for 2 hours
this 2 months ago
what should I have done in that scenario aside from not being short

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>>383809204
Fuck off, autist.

>>383806924

What the fuck. You're 6'0' but you sound like a woman. topkek, do you have a testosterone deficiency?

>>383807438

I've been laughing at this for like 2 minutes. Good shit Anon.

>>383809220
Noice.

>>383807984
This is a girl, must be one. Or poor nigga got his balls cut off before puberty.

>>383807984
this cannot possibly be the voice of an adult man

are you a fucking eunuch, holy shit

>>383809306
>getting bullied at uni
We know you're in high school anon, don't try to disguise it

>>383809306
Is this a /fit/ copypasta?

>>383809204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07D8kOXyUB8

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>>383809306
>What should I have done in that situation

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>>383808879
>>383808597
>>383808574
>>383808529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QfrSsidA2J

>>383809306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tcODtnitO5

>>383806117
>>383806571
>>383806571
>>383806842
>>383809150
who would've fucking guessed.

the edgelord also plays sniper while also trying to call it "alpha" when in fact sniper is the most beta orbiter class out there.

>>383809306
not only this >>383809404 but also exercise and fight back you fucking faggot

>>383809306

Not losing your temper and perpetuating the short angry man stereotype. On paper it sounds easy but my tip is next time take a deep breath and count to 5 before letting it out slowly.

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>>383809204
Damn you got that nigga anon.

>>383809306
do squats everyday forever and never get knocked down again

>>383809462
t. can't outsmart the enemy sniper

>>383809462
>sniper is the most beta orbiter class out there
t. spy main headshotted trying to ambassador headshot and backstab a sniper

>>383809306
You should have just stayed home, there's no way to come out as the winner when you're short.

>>383805057
what anime is this

>>383809306
Being short is half the story, you probably looked somewhat pathetic to begin with so you got made fun off because of it.

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>>383808736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0dkxxl7qW

>>383808878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ary8R6ViS

>>383808902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s128rS9kIhkA

>>383809037
im 28

>>383809162
fuck off

>>383809204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v8yTFxKQ8S

>>383809318
yes actually ;_;

>>383809393
yes I'm an adult nearly 30

>>383808879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0euXedQvAgg

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>>383806924
c-cute

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>284 replies and 111 images omitted
>>/lgbt/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IQ85jrQ6KW

Can you ERP subhumans fuck off to /trash/

>>383809581
What does "looking somewhat pathetic" mean?

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>>383809306
>what should I have done in that scenario aside from not being short
Not being born at all, I guess? Cheer up manlet anon, at least you're not an ugly woman.

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>tfw you will never fuck a girly anon as he repeatedly claims that he's not gay

The LWA avatar facebook shitter is obviously a fucking underage kid.