Gaming journalism has peaked

>>383784971

To be fair that's a pretty good looking burger...

to be fair, that is a pretty good looking burg

>>383784971
>Filed to: BURGERS
american journalism lol

To be fair that's a pretty good looking burger.

I'm hungry for burguers now

>>383784971
To be fair

to be furger that's a good looking burger

And meanwhile nobody mention those "cigarette butts"

>>383784971
I mean I would eat that burger if it was made of food instead of polygons

>>383784971
Nice looking hambaga

>highly detailed digital hamburger
>cigarette butts and condoms are just flat textures

sasuga

>>383784971
To be burger,

>>383784971
condom.

>>383785038
I laughed

>>383784971
Impressive actually, Journo has a point, looks like a tasty burger to me. Man, im hungry now.

>>383784971
That byrger looks good desu desu desu

Next you'll post some dumb Cracked article and go "journalism is dead hurr". And to be fair, that's a pretty good-looking hamburger.

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It's a glorified sandwich

>>383784971
Te bo furger thats a protty greed looking bair

>>383785147
The Hamburger is just a flat texture, too

>>383785038
imagine they've burger's section where they collect burgers from games

>>383785123
Or the unopened condoms littering the place.

>>383784971
I'm alright with the odd daft piece, to be honest.

Looks like a whopper, pretty good

>>383784971
bretty gud boigah

>>383785278
Whoppah*

>>383785123
That's a good point.

To be fair, you wouldn't download that delicious burger.

In all honesty, that comestible does not look at all unpalatable.

>>383785228
;-;

>>383785339
>implying I'm not 3D printing that burger as we speak

>>383784971
Honestly this is quite amusing. Compared to how serious gaming has become to many people it is calming to see there is a dude out there who writes an article about a hamburger in a video game. I would appreciate if more people would not take gaming so seriously.

Americans at their finest. Stop becoming fat eating this shit you pigs.

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>>383784971
clearly hes never seen a burger

>>383784971
What game? I want to play with that burger.

>>383784971
Is this the dark souls of gaming hamburgers?

>>383785452
open in new tab

>>383785437
>the burger looks so real this guy thinks you can actually eat it
Damn, this games burgergraphics are good.

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>>383785452
How can someone eat this with a clear conscience?
Disgusting fatties.

>>383784971
>Consolefags
>GRAPHICS GRAPHICS GRAPHICS

>PC
>superior graphics
>"GRAPHICS DON'T MATTER FUCKING ELITISTS"

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>>383785452
What IS that?

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>America

>>383785607

It's a picture you dingus, not a 3D generated burger.

>>383785140
hamburger*

>>383784971

Is that shit even a 3d model?
it looks flat like the cigs but with a perspective trick

>>383785756
hambaga

>>383785746
Jesus, thank god I am European.

>>383785643
It is a cheeseburger with 2 slices of cheese, 2 patties, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle slices, 2 slices of bacon, onion rings with some sauce on a sesame seed bun.

>>383785821
hambogge

>>383784971
I want to know what this article is about. Is the burger just a hook? or is it just a silly op-ed or something. I must know.

>>383785901
and I'll have a cola too

>>383785946
Well that was disappointing.

" These days, video games look better than ever. And if you need further proof of that, look at this highly detailed digital hamburger.

This burger was spotted in the PC version of Battlefield Hardline by Redditor zlitter (via NeoGAF), and it might be the best thing about Battlefield Hardline. A burger this realistic is the best thing about anything.

Oh, and the condom? It's there because someone was so fucking hungry."

Is the entire thing.

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>>383785756
A H. Y OU A R E M O T H E R F U C K E R?

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>>383784971
should amerilards be gassed?

How would you make clickbait ads for a burg?

Battlefield Hardline actually has acceptable campaign by BF standards, loved the tropical miami levels, wish Vice City got an HD remake

>>383786083
Lose Weight While Eating Burgers?!? Click Here to Find Out How!

well what game is it

>>383786114
I loved vice city's car's radio

>>383784971
Fuck off, Brian.

>>383786083
Get Burgers For Free: Here's How

>>383786068
>wrestling
>fat kids
>fat fatfucks
>walmart corporate slavery network
How can anybody live there?

>>383785123
All the rendering power went to the burger.

>>383786068
If WalMart added hotel branches to their stores would it be possible to completely separate all those people from society?

>>383786248
At least they have their priorities straight.

>>383786068
They should never have gotten their independence.

To be fair, that's a pretty good looking burger

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Here all there is to the article.

Also doing that model is very easy with the right tools.

You know The disappearance of Ethan Carter, well just you need to go through this process

http://imgur.com/a/wq8JK

Photogrammery

TlDR: Make a photo of a real object and the computer makes it 3D.

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>>383785038

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>>383785525
anon, I...

>>383786248
Game was delayed for a hamburger.

>>383785846
>euro's can't eat burger because it's halal and they'd get suicide bombed

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>>383784971

>Burger actually looks like a burger
>cigarettes and condoms are part of the textures for the table
>holes on the paper sheet is textured

MEAT
GRAIN
VEGETABLE

>>383785452
Oh hey, this is the burger with the hair on the cheese!

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>>383786468
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOOD

>>383785946
>>383786004
Man I was expecting them to say something like "the game looks so good/has so much attention to detail that even this meaningless prop clutter looks good"

>>383785038

Isn't the faggot Australian?

>>383785578
>>383785643
>being this much of a limp-dicked faggot
Wouldn't you be more at home on Tumblr?

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>>383786468

>>383786539
That's what she said

that actually does look pretty good.

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>>383786468

>>383785452
Distinct possibly that the entire thing is plastic

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>>383785038

>>383784971

Can you eat that burger in-game?

Can you fuck the burger?

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>>383784971
Is this the new "beautiful cinnamon roll"?

>>383784971
>Fromer Gawker
What the fuck do you expect? Scholars writing a new testament of the bible?
Gawker got what it deserved, hopefully Shitaku is next.

>>383786729
>Can you fuck the burger?
Why do you think there's a condom next to it?

For me, that' a pretty good looking burger

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

>>383785578

Imagine being such a fat piece of shit you can't picture someone else eating that burger without having health issues.

That's a decent looking burger, in all fairness

>>383786820
go fuck burger

>>383784971
If you weren't meant to zoom in and look at this burger, trust me it would be a hexagonal thing with a blurry texture

>>383786954
border

>>383786350
>might be the best thing about Battlefield Hardline
ahahaha

>>383786954
borger machine broke

>>383787002
bugger

>>383786278

They already live in trailer parks.

>>383786004

There needs to be a new word to describe these sort of people, someone who trawls reddit looking to nick content from forum dwellers isn't what the word journalist was meant to represent. These people are rent-seeking parasites.

>>383784971
>Brian Ashcraft
He's Kotaku's resident harmless retard, leave him alone.

>>383784971
How is this different from a small time news channel running a story about a water-skiing parrot or whatever?

>>383786350
>The following replies are approved
Good to see nothing is approved on Slowtaku's worst writer.

>>383787291
Kotaku is one of the most powerful and influential websites in video gaming?

>>383784971
what game?

>>383787291

Ideally the smalltime new channel would film the parrot themselves instead of copy-pasting an image they found on neogaf and calling it a day

>>383785841
That looks like shit

>>383784971
But it's a hamburger, why are you complaining?

>>383785643
A number 9 large

>>383787403
hardline

>>383787459
From?

>>383787459
numba 6 with EXTRA dip

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i like hamburger

>>383787492
one wit CHEESE
one wit DIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5mZE4_1tIM

>>383787492
a numba seven

>>383787459
witnessed

>>383787492
2 number 45's

one with cheeeeeeeeeee
eeee
eeee
eeeze

>>383787513
What was the point of this post?

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>>383786068
What the fuck is this

What the fuck is this disaster

>>383785578
>denying yourself oral pleasure because of insecurity based on others opinions.

Live a little anon. You only live once.

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>>383787578
to post anime hamburger?

It's certainly an improvement from the sjw nonsense.

>>383787630
freedom

>>383787664
thats a big burg

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>>383787701
for you

American here. Did someone say burger? Where is burger?
Please respond.

>>383787664
I wonder how many overweighted neckbeards came to this

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>>383784971

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>>383787783
here is burg

>>383785756
Beaner here. I don't undertand why english is so stupid. Why the fuck are the words writen and read different?

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>>383787832

>>383785123
Even the notebook looks awful.

>>383787664
Is this the opposite of "finish your burgers, apollo"?

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>>383787915
What's that, more?

>>383787975
God bless this land of freedom.

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>>383787873
>I don't understand
>Beaner here.
problem solved

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>>383788008
I should carry more burg

>take two slices of bread
>put shit between them
American cuisine lads.

>>383784971
Fuck you OP. Now I want a hamburger, thanks god it's possible to order burgers online nowadays. I'll come back with a photo in 30mins when my burger comes home.

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excaliburger

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>>383788108
>take two slices of bread
>put bread between them
English cuisine, fellers.

>>383788037
i'll have a double double protein style with extra onions

my occasional post workout meal

>>383788127
30 minutes..wtf
too long

>>383788108
>Sandwich is a historic town and civil parish on the River Stour in the non-metropolitan district of Dover, within the ceremonial county of Kent, south-east England.

>posting burgers
>not posting superior chicken sandwiches

>>383788217
Don't forget
>fish and fries

Fucking anglos.

>>383787873
because it's named after a german city, hamburg.

>>383788108
>take nothing
>put nothing on it
communist cuisine, boys.

>>383784971
There's more room to go lower to.

"What Spiderman and elsa cutting a fidget spinner with a 1000 degree hot knife have to do with the patriarchy (and also tetris)"

>>383786350
well fuck
there goes my dream of making vdeogame assets for a living

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>Stomach can't properly digest beef so I just end up puking

I am the worst American

>>383788238
Can't be helped, it's France. We just started getting those from Mc Donald.

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>>383786068
>amerilardia

>>383788297
Fish and potatoes is a good combo, what are you talking about?

>>383788297
>fries
fucking americans can't even stereotype properly

>>383788456
Why would anyone want to eat that? 2 patties as most.

>>383788456
fucking japanlards

>>383788495
I'm not even American, I live in a country with world-renowned cuisine and culture.

>>383788456
post the windows 10 one

>>383786468
i can't see it

>>383788080
why do people hate FF15 again? cant wait to play it on pc

>>383784971
Para ser honesto, esse burger parece bem bom... UMA DELICIA.

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>>383788535
>>383788526
pussy

>>383788621
see >>383786539

>>383784971
Name one game with good burgers

>>383787664
Anime wins again.

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>>383784971
It's pretty damn good.

And having a sense of humour is not the problem of modern videogames journalism. It's media reporting, it's the bottom of the fucking barrel from the getgo.

The problem is the insurmountable shit taste and disinterest in videogames that leads to articles about narrative and culture that largely do not affect the quality of the videogame whatsoever, but pushing those as deciding factors.

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>>383788672
fuck

>>383786580
they usually are

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>>383788535
japanlards are digust

>>383788381
>his only option for burgers is Mickey D's
Might as well not even bother at that point

>>383788456
Imagine the shit you'll have to take after eating that

>>383789091
aspirin

>>383787647
>oral pleasure
nigga if i want oral pleasure i'll ask your mom

>>383784971
That is a burg I want to eat

>>383788456
What does a burger have to do with Windows?

>>383788409
>>383788409
Finally a version of Shakespeare I can understand

>>383788852
is this some sort of jap eceleb bullshit?

unironic top thread

>>383789369
fag

>>383785452
Genuine question: are you meant to eat this in complete vertical bites? It's taller than my mouth, so should I be splitting the layers?

>>383788583
So renowned the citizens don't even know the difference between chips and fries.
WOW much doge

>>383789526
You're supposed to compress it with your hands and it becomes manageable.

>>383784971
to be fair, that is like uhm... a fine looking burguer.

>>383786219
>>383786278
>>383786316
>>383787630
Triggered libcucks. Mad that Trump's your president for the next eight years?

>>383789665
Shame they spent 4012 hours on the burger and left the shitty notebook in the game.

>>383785452
god i love being american

>>383789526
tall burgers need to go
I once got a burger that was so big i just had to use the supplied fork and knife to knock down the burger to eat in manageable chunks
burgers shouldn't need to be so big that you cant take a bite out of it or it needs a toothpick for structural support

>>383787873
>Why the fuck are the words writen and read different?
Because it's a Germanic language written in the Latin alphabet where 40% of the words are French in origin.

>>383786539
It's practically dust at that point, you wouldn't even notice.

>>383787832
Bad.
>>383787975
Good, but the meat looks a little overdone.

>>383788852
Kojima is disgusting. Hideo is ok though.

>>383789702
Actually, there's no politics involved here.
And if they were nutty SJWs, they would be calling everyone on that picture "brave for showing their plus sizes"

To be burger, thats the fairest looking had ever eaten ever

>>383789612
It's Anglos who can't tell the difference between potato chips and french fries.

Have you guys ever eaten a burger before?

>>383790029
Aren't you retards the only ones who actually call them french fries?

>>383790157
Yes. I love burg.

>>383790327
I just call them fries.

But if you ask me, calling them french fries is much less retarded than calling them "chips".

>>383790435
Ironic considering that we don't just call them chips. Chips and fries refer to different ways to prepare/cook them.
What's it like being retarded?

I'm hungry now. Thanks thread.

>>383789909
But they aren't, are they, libcuck?

>>383789091
>tfw spending 3 hours on the toilet giving birth to a nigger baby because of all that meat

>>383786539
that's not hair. it's lint from fabric.

U S A
U S A
U S A

>>383789702
>Trump's your president for the next eight years?

He'll get impeached before he even finishes his first term.

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>>383785278
?

>>383789759
>tall burgers need to go
That and "gourmet" burgers. Fucking why the fuck would I pay $15 or $20 for a mediocre burger just because it has a fucking brioche bun? Every fucking restaurant that isn't fast food or a local place does this shit with their burgers and they need to fucking stop. When I get a burger I wan beef, grease, cheese, my toppings of choice, and on a white bun not one of these ugly ass cuck buns.

>>383784971
This actually showcases a problem in the visual design of video games nowadays which is the way that a pointlessly high level of detail and photorealism is more important things like good/effective visual design and art direction.

>>383784971
Remember when we were in grade school and whenever we had writing assignments, we'd pad essays with vaguely meaningful shit to fill 2-5 pages?

Or when we're at work, there's that one guy who spends too much time mingling and stealing time rather than working?

Kotaku is full of that type of guy that never grew out of either.

>>383785946
It's Brian Ashcraft. There is no deeper meaning to his rubbish.

>>383789769
>Latin alphabet where 40% of the words are French in origin
Didn't knew it was even possible to be this stupid

>>383787235
He's a retard. I'll agree with that much.
He isn't harmless. He's an egoist shit.

>>383785578
It's meat, bread and vegetables. Go back to lereddit, subhuman twink faggot.

>>383790836
>/pol/tard so redpilled he now refers to foods he doesn't like as "cuck"

"M-mom! I won't eat my greens! T-they're cuckshit!"

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>>383784971
Not even close.

>>383784971
>burger looks amazing
>notepad is just a cuboid
American priorities, ladies and gentlemen.

>>383785578
Caloric needs vary and moderation.
The average person will have some of that burger and either save it for later, let it rot past the day they ordered it or feed it to their dog and wonder how the onions made it sick.

>>383784971
thats a good looking burger though.

now i want one.

>>383791106
To be fair, you can fake a realistic object with a series of photographic textures on a mundane 3D object.

>>383790836
I've tried burgers at least 3 times in various mid-high range restraunts while on vacation and they keep skipping on the sauce. Not even plain ketchup. I guess I'll stick to Burger King.

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>>383787101
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BROKE I WANNA SEE YOUR MANAGER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383791083
>I've ever seen

>>383787664
i know where all that fat is going.

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>>383791336

>>383791408
Boobs.

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>>383789865

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>>383784971
why are there condoms there?

>>383791323
You cannot grasp its true form.

>>383790940
Gotta talk stupid to get the message across to a beaner that it's a mess of a language.

>>383791545
In case of emergency

>>383790815
Never been to Hungry Jack's?

>>383791545
to fuck bogars

>>383784971
I thought it meant you supported Trump if you liked burgers or something

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>>383787832
If that wasn't soaking in grease I might actually eat that. I'll put a lot of bad stuff in my body but I just cannot stand overly greasy food.

>>383791948
Just degrease it then. It works for Ulillillia.

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>>383791049
>actually being triggered this hard by a word

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Reminder thatKotaku is owned by the Mexicans now.

>>383784971
>hamburger looks amazing
>cigarettes and paper look like shit

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>>383791948
>Canadian "food"

Ad poutine to the list of reasons why Canadians deserve genocide.

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>>383791439
Do chicks actually collect fat on their boobs?

>>383791545
For me anon. It's for the McChicken

I want to fug that burger

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Please stop, you are making me hungry

>>383792409
You haven't lived until you've had a poutine with a side of ketchup flavor chips, yankee.

>>383792596
I am not a murrican you fucking worthless colonial mongrel.

>hamburger level
>it aint me starts playin

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What's the video game equivalent of this?

>>383784971
Its a good looking burger what's the problem here? Are you expecting some kind of serious investigative journalism about children's toys? They're blogs

>>383792684
E3 "live demos"

>>383789369
Get the fuck out of here

>>383787647
>you only live once
>better get fat and die a failure of a human being

>>383792684
all of them. misrepresentation is inherent in advertising

>>383792684
mcdonalds is so disgusting i cant imagine any human enjoying their food

>>383786316
That's on you, you limp-wristed Limey.

>>383792779
mcdonalds is chemically engineered to be fucking delicious and a billion people have succumbed to that trickery

>>383786954
YOU KNOW STONE COLD E.T. LIKES A LITTLE WHITE CASTLE ACTION

>>383792779
>two century and nigh two decade in the year of our Lord
>being human

>>383784971
TO BE FAI TO BE FAIR TO BE FAIR TO BE FAIR
People that use this phrase seriously deserve to be gassed.

>>383786068
How come all the people in walmart always look crazy despite nearly everybody shopping there?

Haha i wonder if anyone has ever had sex with a burger haha i wonder what it feels like haha

>>383792684
witcher 3

>>383791545
In case he gets hungry.

>>383793007
Like pillow cases filled with dry sand, wet styrofoam and gelatin

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>>383784971
>american level
god bless

>>383792871
Everything's chemicals, stupid.

Salt is a chemical. Water is a chemical. Meat can be synthesized through chemical and amino acid manipulation (as a vegan substitute has shown). All you tinfoils who don't know shit about what makes things moldy or how a ground beef patty can be uniformly pressed by use of a machine act like this is shit made in a labratory that makes Soviet Russia of the 1900s seem like Playhouse Disney. If you can manipulate moisture control on any food item, it won't rot but it will become stale which is how most food in McDonald's is made due to it "sweating" its water content out via steam.

>>383793007
Do you think it would feel soft? hahahah i would like to feel the warm patty in my dick just for laughs hahahahaha

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>tfw mcdonalds inside of a walmart

>>383787975
>>383787832
>>383788037
>>383788456
>people actually saved images of fucking burgers on their hard drive

>>383792871
science clearly hasn't gone far enough. engineer something actually delicious please.

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>>383793240
>he doesnt have a burger folder

>>383792684
What kind of shit is that on the right in Russia I always get something closer to the left than right.

>>383792871
>engineered to be fucking delicious
If only. It's cheap and fast.

>>383788409
To be fair, Shakespeare's plays were also written targeting the lowest common denominator at the time as part of their audience.

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>>383793240
>he doesn't save pictures of food

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That's it, I'm making some burgers tonight.

>>383792481
of course what do you think boobs are

>It's another Amerifats thread

Disgusting

>>383793282
>mcdonalds exists in russia
what the fuck
is ronald mcdonald a kremlin spy?
did he collaborate with drumpf and putin to steal the election?

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Burgers are cool, but have you ever a hot dog?

>>383787209
There is such a word. They are called plagiarists.

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>>383793240
Repent

>>383793324
Saggy bags of fat, but I did not know that they gather fat if you eat more.

>>383786409
>euro's get run over before getting suicide bombed

>>383785578
>not having top-tier genes and being able to slam unhealthy shit without worries
lmaoing@urlife

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>>383793240
I save wembs

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>japs in charge of burgers

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>Pizza Burger Hot Dog
what the FUG man

>>383793445
Look at them scrawny arms god damn.

>>383792915
>two century
american education I guess

>>383793414
Your whole body does that.

>>383793358
There's also KFC, BK, Subway afaik. Also pizza, I don't even live in a city with at least 300k population.

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>>383793445
>eggs
AAAAAAAAAHHH

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>>383793408

>>383793445
He must eat all the eggs

>>383793639
I know that.
The post I initially replied to seemed to imply that tits gather fat specifically.

>>383793506
Squid ink and activated charcoal.
Don't know what the sauce is supposed to be.

>>383786539
Fuck you i thought there was a hair on my screen

>>383793726
Its the black goo of japanese creativity

>>383785578
I'm skinny as shit and I eat a burger like that every once in a while. Just don't be retarded and don't eat like that everyday without even exercising.

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>>383793593
It's almost like you didn't read the post or are actually just full on retarded.

I'm so hungry I would eat this 5

>>383792684
The Witcher 3
Dark Souls 2
Watch Dogs

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>>383793764

And they want people to disable their adblockers for this. Just... why?

>>383793764
christ

Which game has the best burger mechanics?

>>383791596
>english speaker talking shit about spanish being a mess of a language

>>383793764
Of course Yamazaki makes something that gets a skull. Can't beat Matsumoto's chrysanthemum tempura actually tasting good.

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post more american spudros

>>383793506
Okay we had the same shit in Disneyland so calm down

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>>383793269
fries on pizza margherita is legitimately good
first time I ate that was in a pizzeria in italy

>>383794094
I was saying English is a mess of a language. Of course a beaner wouldn't be able to tell that.

>>383794147
the sauce is ketchup

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>>383794060

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>>383793240

I specialize in cute 2d girls eating burgers. My folder is quite large.

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>imagine being so fucking fatthat you can't stop thinking sbout eating hamburgers even on a videogame centered board
Fucking Amerilards and Mexifats ruin everything

>>383793204
he's not saying "it's chemicals, eww bad", he's saying that CHEMICAL ENGINEERS are working at McDonalds using chemistry to make their burgers as delicious, cheap, and addictive as possible without directly killing anyone.

They literally have a team of chemists that designed their ketchup.

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>>383794237
>europoors cant into 60 burger per second

Enjoy your "cinematic" 30 bps

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>>383794187

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>he doesn't have a foodporn folder
baka desu senpai

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>>383794147
you are like a little baby, watch this

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Anyone ever tried an epic meal time recipe? When i watch it it seems like they are eating it and loving it, continuously taking bites on it, but is it delicious or is it just fake? cause a burger pizza don't look that delicious.. yet still makes me salivates.

>>383794193
THE FUCKING TOMATO IS GOING TO FALL

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Post Jack

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>>383794385

OHHH SHIIIIIT

>>383785038
Burger are in their veins

>>383794375
You must weigh over 200 pounds

>>383789752
amen brother

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>european mcdonalds

>>383794379
How fat are you
Epic Meal Time recipes would kill anyone that actually thinks they look good
But i guess that's just natural selection doing its work

>>383794238
My point still stands.

Literally the difference between a McDonald's patty and beef jerky is that it has just enough water to keep itself moist for the hour or so it's cooked. You put salt, a chemical that saps moisture, into a sponge of amino acids, fats and a teensy bit of water, of course the damn thing is engineered to dry the fuck out after a while.

And ketchup if is just phytochemicals, sodium chloride, acids and sucrose made to a certain percentage. Look, I used impersonal words to describe a familiar object, that makes it sound dangerous now.

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>>383794512
how can burgerlets even compete?

Is that a condom in packet?

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>>383794479

>tfw don't like tomatoes unless they are in the burger or pizza

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>>383794447

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>383794512

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>>383794636

IT'S FUCKING EVERYWHERE

>>383784971
>cigarette butts and condom are just part of the flat table texture
>that perfectly cuboid notepad

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Be honest to me, /v/, how fat are you?

>>383785452
this is a denny's burger
i can tell cause of the fries