What five word sentence by Nintendo next E3 would make Super Smash Bros Switchâ„¢ an instant buy for you?
Please buy the damn game!
>>383779974
Bandana Dee confirmed for Smash.
Its melee with new chars
>>383779974
Also coming soon to Steam
>>383779974
Simon Belmont Whips It Good
Mario finally beat lung cancer
>>383779974
remade with exact melee mechanics
>>383780249
>Steam
No
>>383780383
>>383780239
>Memelee
No
A good single player mode
Ridley and Waluigi are playable
The Wonderful Ones unite up!
>>383779974
>No online support, no "tournament" features, items always on
Everyone I know would buy it day 1
Online and DLC both free
>>383779974
"Nerfs for all, but Link."
"We aren't adding Splatoon Kid"
>>383779974
Nintendo x Touhou Project presents...
>>383779974
Dante of Devil May Cry
>>383779974
NEW! Nintendo Switch smartly designed
>>383780724
>Link was shit in 64
>Link was shit in Melee
>Link was shit in fucking Soulcalibur
>Link was shit in Brawl
>Link was shit in 4
When will Link get to be a good character?
Goku vs Mario Vs Snake
I unironically want goku in the new smash.
Nothing. I don't like party games.
Dead or Alive Volleyball Crossover
>>383779974
Ganondorf is not a clone.
"Available soon for Playstation 4"
>>383780846
>mfw switch version of Link is based off BotW
>his weapon and shield now have durability :^)
>>383780846
The first step is deleting Young/Toon Link. While those wastes of a slot are present, Sakurai thinks Link will always have to be "Slow Link" to differentiate them, and with few exceptions speed and air play is everything in these games.
We'll reveal all characters now
>>383780924
>>383779974
New costume and accessory system
>>383779974Sakurai is not making it
Kept you waiting huh?again
Mexican pikachu is in smash
Featuring Halo from the Halo
Super Smash Brothers for Switch
>>383779974
"Smash for Switch in development!"
Featuring Sceptile from Pokemon Emerald
>>383779974
Pichu makes a shocking return!
Over 20 Fire Emblem characters
>>383779974
Runs native 1080p 60 fps
>>383779974
>we catered to amputee fetishists
>>383779974
Henshin a go go baby
>>383780249
/thread
>>383781367
That the Smash4 already does.
Melee gameplay, also K Rool
In partnership with Koei Tecmo
>>383779974
Available on the eShop NOW
>>383779974
There are more gameplay options!
This game is being made
Smash and AC for the Switch were all I wanted from E3 this year, though Pokemon and Prime 4 are also pretty good
We accidentally brought back tripping
>>383781467
not on handheld
Single player story mode wow!
>>383779974
whos that in ops picture?
>>383779974
super smash bros for switch
>>383782092
Looks like Lionel, from the most recent Elder Scrolls game.
>>383782067
Well, the 3DS kinda can't display 1080p graphics for some obvious reasons.
>>383781594
>Memelee AND discount Bowser
Damn that's a double whammy of awful taste.
>>383779974
We have finally buffed Jigglypuff!
>>383779974
>Geno the doll powers up!
>>383782391
>Memelee
I bet you're also one of those autists who think people don't like Brawl/4 just because they're too lazy to learn a new game
>>383779974
Solid Snake is in it
>>383782705
>he takes smash seriously
What if they brought back solid snake but as a playable pachinko machine. Usually he looks like a pachinko machine but occasionally you catch a glimpse of some handsome graphics on a screen.
>>383779974
Now with mandatory motion controls
Nintendo Switch is discontinued immediately
>>383782705
Nah, I know that Meleefags haven't made the switch because they're literally too autistic. There's a reason Meleefags are despised above all else in the FGC, autism has high comorbidity with poor hygeine and antisocial personality disorder.
Also a high comorbidity with furfaggotry, so it's no surprise you want K. Rool to fulfill your scaly bara fantasies.
>>383779974
Banjo plays an old tune.
but for real, "coming to PC in 2018"
>>383783184
>>383779974
Smash 5 will never happen.
>>383779974
"It's a competitive platform Fighter."
It's a soft reboot going back to Melee roots, and made for competitive play.
>>383780846
Project M
>>383780980
>when breaks it deals double damage
>Link can throw weapons and shield to auto break at low durability
>pull out a random 1 hand weapon and shield after a short period of time
>5% chance for Master Sword, 5% for Hylian Shield
All fighters replaced by Rabbids
Bayonetta is back and naked
Introducing Travis Touchdown, Simon Belmont and Inklings.
We fired Sakurai, fuck him
>>383783594
>Melee roots
Cubebabbs are this delusional.
Spring Man bounces to battle
>>383780691
(You)
>>383783269
I actually play Smash 4 doubles the most. I just hate how the game plays. Melee has objectively the best mechanics and gamefeel out of all of them, and I can't even do that wavedash bullshit. But the mere weight and speed of the game is much better.
Esp since Smash 4 has a lot of unbalanced bullshit, like characters with absurd moves (Corrin, Bayonetta, etc...), excessive focus on shields, way too easy recovery, most combos coming from grabs, rage mechanic, etc...
Melee is a much more fun game to play than Smash 4, it also had a much more interesting stage selection, wheras Brawl and 4 just made a fuckton of either boring stages or gimmicky stages with excessively stage hazzards. Stuff like Brinstar Depths, Pokefloats, and Big Blue showed a lot of promise, as they weren't unfair, but still added a fair deal of challenge.
"Smash isn't a tourney fighter"
Melee mechanics with WiiU roster.
>>383783856
You asked me what it would take me to buy it, not if I expected it to happen.
I'm not getting Smash 5 unless it's precisely that. As far as content goes, nothing can beat modded Smash 4.
>>383779974
CRASH IS BACK
>>383783956
>Melee has objectively the best mechanics and gamefeel out of all of them
Funny how it's the least competitive game out of all of them, then.
Also "it has the best stage selection" holy shit, that's adorable. It actually was your first Smash game wasn't it?
"Every veteran fighter will return."
>>383779974
"we wont allow it at Evo."
the fgc would go crazy for it
Mii Fighters in For Glory.
>>383779974
We're done making consoles.
>>383779974
We will give patch notes.
>>383779974
Unironically, not Sakurai.
Sakurai has done his part in making Smash Bros, but honestly, it's time for him to move on and for a new director to take the helm.
He's holding the series back now. At the end of the day, it's a fanservice game, yet he's not even good at that anymore.
He doesn't want it to be a competitive fighter, he doesn't want it to be fanservice, what the hell does he want it to be?
Marina Liteyears confirmed for Kerfuffle!
Confirmed alongside Mischief Makers 2, with real Joycon shaking action.
>>383784174
>It actually was your first Smash game wasn't it?
Yes, back in 2001 I think. I rented Smash 64 a couple times prior to, but I never owned it. Melee is the game responsible for getting me into fighting games properly, as I never played SF as a kid, and I was too dumb to do the special moves in MKII on the SNES when I was 5.
Melee was the first Smash game I properly owned, and worked to get good at. During HS, we used to have mini tournaments in the rec room, and I was among the best in my school. I also made great friends who then got me into Guilty Gear XX, Budokai 3, and Soul Calibur 2.
I don't see how any of that is negative. I pity anyone who got into Fighting games through Brawl or Smash 4. You missed the Golden Era of MvC and Guilty Gear, and jumped in when a rift was created between the Smash community and the FGC. So it's not like many Smash fans got to jump into USF4 or Blazblue.
I still remember being hyped for Brawl too, what a disappointment that was. Me and my friends all dropped it like 6 months in and never looked back. Thank god for mods fixing that game. Smash 4 is indeed better, but not by a large margin. It's not as blatant about its casualizatio as Brawl was, but it's still intentionally trying to put casual play first over competitive play.
It's genuinely sad that we'll likely never see a Smash game with controls as tight as Melee expand on all that again.
>>383784174
>It actually was your first Smash game wasn't it?
It's the second game in the series, and by far the most popular. How is that bad?
>>383780547
Melee is the only Smash with good game play. You may as well play PSAS if you say that.
There would have to be two
>"No more 3rd party characters"
and
>"Masahiro Sakurai is now fired
>Your waifus are new fighters
It won't play well or be very fun, the best I can hope for is characters I like so I can see more art of them and get their amiibo.
clones replaced with new characters
Now using Havok Physics engine.
>>383784174
It's the only Smash with good gameplay. If you prefer Brawl and Smash 4 you're legitimately shit at videogames and need a crutch to control yourself. It's like YOU being shit, requires everyone else needs a handicap.
The floaty shit in Brawl and Smash 4 make legit combos impossible and you're floating in the air like a scrub who is shit at platformers. Kill yourself.
>>383784014
This 100%. I am fine with every addition to Smash 4, minus the weird campaign. Just give us good fucking gameplay.
All terrain is now destructible
2d physics that accounts for all sorts of deformation and rigid / soft bodies falling apart as players are slammed into them. Only a solid plate underneath the dirt is static, even the dirt ground can be dug out by slamming people into them.
All the fighting now revolves around using the terrain to your advantage
only applies to new stages. All legacy stages have no terrain gimmicks
>>383785443
I'm fine with every addition. Except Corrin. Remove Corrin. I don't imagine he'd be less infuriating to fight with Melee physics.
Krystal comes forth to shine!
>>383786462
Fucking this.
>>383779974
Also it is on steam
>>383779974
"Photo mode and sexy costumes"
I would spend all day jerking at sexy nintendo characters like zelda, peach and metroid.
>>383779974
All Fire Emblem characters removed
I don't think a swith port of smash 4 will happen. It would be cheap and make money but only short term money. A complete seqeul is more benefeciary in the long run.
>>383779974
We fired Sakurai
Super Smash Bros Melee HD
>>383780846
When they replace normal Link with a BOTW inspired moveset and give old Links moveset to Toon/Young Link one or the other.
That moveset will always be fundamentally bad on a big character like Link. There's no salvaging Links moveset
>The only indie character in 4, even after Runner 2 was multiplat
>Runner 3 is exclusive to Switch
I don't expect much but I can hope
>>383779974
Hitler didn't do anything wrong
>>383779974
A new fighter appears: Trump
Rosalina's gone, Ice Climbers' back.
WONDER RED UNITES WITH SMASH!
All new Melee physics mode
K Rool kauses a kalamity!
>>383779974
Ridley is not too big
>>383789859
>Ice Climbers'
This kind of grammar would make me worry.
>>383780846
Link has always been my favorite character
>>383779974
Smash for switch is canceled.
>>383790083
It was the best I could do with five words
Crash Bandicoot and Agumon confirmed.
>>383779974
Sakurai was fired forever.
Why aren't there any anime characters in smash?
>>383790380
Rosalina gone, Ice Climbers back.
>>383785376
streammonster: the post
Isaac goes for the gold.
>>383791034
you sick son of a bitch
Switch adds ten new fighters
>>383779974
Also available on Wii U.
>>383791845
This.
>>383779974
>This time it's not shit
>>383779974
Only available on Nintendo Switch
rider
of
black
is
in
>>383792061
That's six words.
>>383792115
I count 5 you stupid motherfucker.
>>383792527
>It's
>It is
Sure seems like six to me.
>>383792752
>I have never learned about contractions. For your sake, I hope English if your second language. If you're a native, you deserve to be slapped across the face.
>>383779974
The Jews will be eliminated
>>383792842
Contractions are just shortened forms. Not new words.
>>383780846
Link got second at a national, he's not that bad.
>>383779974
No new characters, fuck rosterfaggotry
>>383792987
They are considered singular words when doing a word count. Kys.
>>383780980
>he now has access to the Shiekah Slate
/r/ that gif where skyrim for switch is shown and then the guy commits seppuku with the master sword
Ganondorf isn't a clone anymore.
>>383793040
Right, the Sealand nationals.
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE
>>383779974
R. Lee Ermey confirmed for Smash.
>>383794286
Why do you keep trying?
It's 2D, with health-bars.
>>383783640
>5% chance for Master Sword, 5% for Hylian Shield
>Not the one shield worthy of the Master sword the motherfucking MIRROR SHIELD
Smash peach! !!
Wonder Red, Wonderful 101 Re-release.
>>383779974
Reggie Fils-Aimé joins the fight.
>>383789782
His only moves are tweeting and crying, both of which does nothing at all.
Free Billion Dollars With Purchase
Culmination of all advanced tech.
>>383779974
Playstation All-Stars vs Smash Bros.
''You can play on PlayStation 4.''
I don't give a fuck about Nintendo's outdated shitty hardware.
We didn't listen to meleefags
>>383780997
>wastes of a slot
You are retarded.
>>383780601
I want a good single player like how it was on wii too
>>383795491
you win this thread.
''You can wavedash and stuff.''
Smash Bros Switch coming eventually
>>383779974
Super Smash Bros. for Switch
"Ridley, Subspace, King K Rool"
>>383783269
Why is it that with any other series you can say you prefer an earlier game and no one gives a shit, but when that series is Smash Bros everyone gets fucking mad?
I never even learned any of the basic tech for Melee and I still think it's the best of the games by far.
>>383779974
Hatsune Miku takes the stage!
One million troops wow million
>>383795491
>wanting a shit game
It's like saying Sonic'06 was good just to spite people who like S3&K.
>>383781290
Looks smooth, wanna kiss him
>>383780848
>Goku amiibo
Just fucking think about it for a second
Shit would fucking fly, nintendo would coat itself in gold
Mexico would have civil wars over them
>>383779974
"We brought back good gameplay"
>>383779974
Landing lag was completely removed
All low tiers were buffed
Dedede gets his brawl moveset
what the fuck is people's obsession with bandana dee? it's literally like asking for goombario to be in smash, you don't get fuckall out of slapping a hat onto a generic enemy unless it's tf2
Adventures version of Krystal. Fite me.
>>383779974
"No More 3rd Parties"
>>383779974
Nintendo exclusive (also on PC).
>>383779974
"Coming soon to Nintendo Switch!"
>>383796789
He's in Smash Flash and arguable has the most unique moveset of a smash bros character overall.
>>383796071
That's how my sister got leech seeds.
>>383796789
>it's literally like asking for goombario
Stopped reading there
>>383779974
>"Waluigi will never be in!"
>Now,Makoto Naegi gets lucky!
>>383781114
This is only thing that u really want from smash 5.
>>383782030
he said an instant buy
>>383779974
"We won't use Amiibos anymore."
>>383783321
also this
>>383779974
We're making Smash Bros Switch.
>>383779974
>Phoenix Wright makes an Objection!
>Sora lights up the fight!
>Dixie Kong whips the competition!
>Tails flies into the battle!
>Zero blasts into the fight!
Honestly I'll probably buy it no matter what, I love Smash. No Smash game is truly bad, and I've never been disappointed, even if some entries are weaker than others.
>>383779974
professor layton solves a puzzle
>>383787047
This.
>>383780078
>TEAMUNITE UP!
>All your Mains are Dead
>Elijah Wood like to battle
none of that wii fighter bullshit, I want the man himself in game
Buy game, get free Switch!
"Squid Sisters are alt costumes"
Bit of a strech to get it in under 5 words, but eh you get the idea.
>>383779974
"We will be including Krystal."
Seriously, all the StarFox characters are functional clones of one another, and Krystal would be a StarFox character that plays entirely differently. Her primary weapon would be her staff from Adventures, and she'd be a close/mid-range melee fighter. Her Final Smash could be summoning a storm of Krazoa Spirits to bombard the field, ala PK Starstorm.
anyone have that leak that had misspelled rosalina in the character select screen?
No more Fire Emblem characters
>>383786462
Fuck your autistic furry fetish
>>383804935
>Krystal would be a StarFox character that plays entirely differently
That's exactly why they won't add her. Too much effort for a character with too little popularity.
Lon'qu added, Lucina pronounced dead.
>>383779974
Ridley is way too big.
No more Fire Emblem clones
>>383805853
My Nigga
>>383780752
Well YOU'RE not buying smash
>>383806528
Yeah, but a man can dream. And the thread was about five words would make you insta-buy the game. Nothing said it had to be realistic.
>>383807175
>inb4 they add 12 diverse FE literalwhos
>>383780796
& Knuckles
>>383807175
Fire Enblem should have only 3 reps
>Marth
Face of the franchise
>Ike
Most Popular lord
>Robin
MC from the game that basically saved the franchise
They have different gameplay so it should be fine
Gee, it sure is boring around here
>>383808757
I don't know, I think FE should be allowed to have at least a little bit of leaway if shit like Sheik, Falco, and Jigglypuff are in.
WONDERFUL 100, DIPLOMACY FAILS AGAIN!
All I ever wanted out of Smash 4 was Blunder Red.
"The best yet, by far."
>>383779974
"Also coming on Wii U"
nothing. they ran out of characters I'd get excited for. I know my boy Shulk will get removed for that kid from the new one. Plus Cloud ruined the Nintendo All Stars vibe of it. Smash is dead to me.
>>383779974
Ridley and Waluigi in Smash
>>383779974
>Melee is a terrible game.
>>383779974
it's now health bar based
>>383779974
>Klonoa blows away the competition
>>383779974
It sucks your dick sometimes!
>>383795720
"Kaptain K Rool alternate costume"
>>383808757
FE deserves to have unique characters, exceeding no more than 5. It has plenty of unique possible fighters, even when accounting for only main characters.
>>383785000
>Masahiro Sakurai is now fired
If only.
Unless he manages to make a smash game not sell well, he'll be doing this forever.
Sakurai's not making all decisions
>>383779974
Simon Belmont whips into shape!
More indie reps. Trophys, assists, or characters, just give them something.
Further improvements to overall system stability
>>383780997
Delete adult link and toon link. Make young link the only link
It's Actually A New F-Zero.
>>383779974
We are gonna drop business
>>383784685
>Splatoon got patch notes
>Smash did not
I fucking hate the mentality behind this series' development. They're so afraid to be seen as competitive. I don't give a fuck about that level of play but if you're implementing balance changes like that we should know about them. You're never going to be on Mario Kart's level of balanced party bullshit so long as character play differently.
Golden sun characters, steam play
>>383779974
Isaac will be playable, nigga
>>383786462
/thread
>>383779974
We have Klonoa, fuck you!
>>383813142
ARMS gets detailed patch notes too, and Splatoon 2 will no doubt follow. If Smash on Switch happens and it still doesn't give patch notes like these games, it's only going to make them look even more ridiculous.
>>383794781
Clearly you havent played botwHylian is the best shield in the game,
and is ALMOST indestructible
>>383780846
up + b in 64 and melee were the shit! specially in melee, in soulcalibur he was like my second best character being nightmare the first.
Brawl and 4 is indeed shit, the only good thing in 4 is his new dash attack.
I think link needs a new moveset to improve in smash, is still ok but he can be way better
>din's fire down + b as a counter attack
>taunt change your arrow property (normal/fire/ice/light)
>megaton hammer - skull hammer
>gust jar
>deku leaf
>bombchu
>grappling hook - clawshot - long hookshot
>sumo wrestling like TP
>spinner
there are lots of fun things with link, not everything is iconic with him, but according to the appearence with link he should be able to use some of those items, or use a move that change his whole moveset to have the full link abilities
>>383779974
Competitive play is now illegal
No playable Fire Emblem characters
Everyone has an original moveset.
Items cannot be turned off.
A real fucking adventure mode.
>>383779974
with your customizable sonic character
>We brought back Subspace Emissary
Sakurai's out, Harada is in
V has come to smash
>>383779974
Absolutely no gamecube controller support.
>>383779974
multiplayer is free, no phones
PRE-ORDER THE SEASON PASS TODAY
Everyone is a Mario clone.
As long as Will Write stays in as assist trophy I'm pretty much fine with whatever they do. Only character I really want in is Inkling. Maybe Spring Man from ARMS and some more non Mario or EF characters.
"It's not a fighting game"
>>383813741
go to bed kev you already got donkey and diddy in smash
meanwhile steve mayles can't get any of his characters in (dixie, k. rool, banjo & kazooie, etc)
There won't be voice chat.
"We're making Project M official."
Airdashes,l-cancel,airgrabs,combo game
>>383816532
Project M is now illegal.
It's actually a time machine to 2001
>>383816390
Kevin wants his daughter to join in on the fun too anon
>>383779974
THIS
PARTY
IS
GETTINGCUHRAYZEH
>>383811132
This.
>>383816390
Bayliss is actually a good character designer
Unlike Mayles
>>383795321
The PM team is developing.
>>383816689
>Le stop liking what I don't like meme
It's funny, I've never once seen a tourneyfag get mad over casuals playing casually, but casuals seem to get infinitely buttflustered that others play the game any way but with their rigid ruleset.
>>383779974
Game Theory: Ness is SANS?!
I only need 4 words:'The Champ is here!'
Pretty much exactly like Melee
>>383779974
It's not like the others.
I don't get the love. It's a shitty series that doesn't play well despite what autism thinks. The best it ever got was the SP adventure stuff. Which says a lot about a game designed for MP.
Ice Climbers Are Back!
Wonder Red confirmed for Smash
>>383817453
>Triggered by 5 words
>>383779974
Sakurai is fired
Huh, only needed three words
>>383818610
You sure got me. I'm so upset. Reee.
>>383779974
We're adding king k. Rool
Hatsune Miku joins the battle
>>383819186
Please no. I DON'T WANT TO BEAT UP MIKU!
>>383819423
I hope miku makes it in simply as a replacement for sandbag.
>>383808757
Robin and Lucina especially shouldn't be in two games in a row.
Having Azura andKing Garonfrom Fates would be better, especially since they add weapon variety to the cast.
>>383819423
>Implying that you can beat her
>>383819726
Can we please not have anything from Fates in, besides music? Even Corrin is too fucking much of a reminder of that mess, we really don't need Azura here too.
>>383779974
"Smash is coming to switch"
>>383783594
Link is an unfinished character in Project M.
>trash
>>383819989
>Can we please not have anything from Fates in, besides music?
Why, what's wrong with it aside from some shitty localization? The characters are interesting, the combat challenging, and there's a ton of content.
>Even Corrin is too fucking much of a reminder of that mess
I agree that the Mary Sue custom PCs are out of place in Smash, there are plenty of unique leads that would fit in, like Azura.
Featuring larger characters than ever.
>>383820542
>The characters are interesting
Interesting in how braindead they can be to make the painfully forced plot work, I guess.
>the combat challening
Only in Conquest and that was a case of hard not necessarily meaning good by itself.
>and there's a ton of content
Quality > Quantity. Fates tried to be too big for its own britches and many aspects suffered from no cohesive focus on what it actually wanted to be at all.
>>383779974
Dante from Devil May Cry
>>383820026
>unfinished
>still better than every other game
I'll deal with the one glitch he's got.
>>383821002
The plot is always contrived, where it really shines is the character interactions.
When the content is hard in places and there's a lot of it, that's fine by me.
The gameplay loop is pretty simplistic anyways, so the quality of the quantity can only have so much variance.
>>383822278
>The plot is always contrived, where it really shines is the character interactions.
It's too bad Fates doesn't have a whole lot of good characters. Azura is especially one of the worst ones.
>super smash bros switch announced
>it gets shit like Snake, ice climbers etc
>end of the trailer, the package appears
"Also comes with VC Melee"
the entire fucking fandom would lose their goddamn minds if they could have portable melee with the same controls and shit and nothing altered. Nintendo could make a wireless gamecube looking controller for the switch too or something
>>383784174
>melee
>the least competitive game out of all of the smash games
this isn't even worth seriously replying to
>>383823558
And yet, you did. That should have been an internal monologue.
$199
>>383823828
i said serious reply as in a counter argument
but you replying to me is bait too
Completely modable