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>be 7 year old me
>play wizard101
>that game was the shit when i was a kid
>remember a cat named "baxter"
>i thought the cats name was "bastard"
>whenever i saw a cat i yelled bastard and pointed at it
>one day shithead neighbor had his house catch on fire
>fuckyes.jpg
>police, paramedics, and ambulances showed up
>a police officer was standing near the burnt house
>i saw a cat between the officers leg (as he was standing with his back turned to the house)
>i screamed at the top of my lungs "BASTARD!" pointing at the cat but from his angle i was pointing at his lower body
>awkward silence as i called an officer a bastard and everyone stared at me
>imfucked.jpg
>MFW im grounded for 2 weeks
>MFW im not allowed to go to that house again