Name a better vidya companion. oh wait you can't

You do know vidya companions have other qualities other than appealing to your shortstack fetish, right?

Hey, Chief, you okay?

>>383773710
Zelda in ST and Ezlo in MC are fucking great too

the general rule with Zelda companions is that if they're assholes then they're the good ones

>>383773710

oh wait..

http://metrovideogame.wikia.com/wiki/Pavel_Morozov

>>383774003
>Pavlik Morozov
This faggot betrays you, doesn't he?

>>383773930
hell no. Ezlo was barely a companion. worse than king of red lions

>>383773710
Her true form is better.

>>383774283

..............
maybE

>>383774564
You sure you played MC?

>>383773710
All companions are shit. No companion is a good companion.

>>383773710
I'm having a tough time thinking of anything interesting she adds to the actual gameplay.

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>>383774570

Yup

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>>383773710
easy

>>383774637
I'm good without my asshole sentient hat.

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>>383773710

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>>383773710
Joshua Graham

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>>383774745

>>383773710
>Name a THICCer vidya companion.
FTFY

Goombario, since he can give you comments on everywhere and everyone, and is very useful in combat with charge and multibonk.

>>383773710
>Hey! Listen!: fap edition

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>>383773710
I can.

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>>383774760

Muh boi.

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This thing gave rise to one of the greatest fetishes ever in the history of anything. Shes like all the appealing aspects of shortstacks and fae-like creatures. God bless nu-imps.

>>383773930
Does Zelda on ST talk to you a lot? I'm might play just for her companionship

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>>383773710
gg no re

>>383778808
I loved Issun! Hilarious. Didn't something sad happen with him though? Its been so long I don't remember but I remember something sad.

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Midna Figma when ?!?!?!

>>383773710
I can name better compainions, however I can't name more fuckable ones.

>>383780960
got a link to where i can buy this? Asking for a friend named my dick

>>383780960
kind of want to buy that mouse pad

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>>383773710