Meanwhile, in Clockto/v/n...

>>383773017
The Moon is just /pol/ fearmongering

why the moon so fucking pissed?

>>383773017
I'm so fucking tired of these Deku Scrubs stealing our jobs, taking our land, and filling our town with their stink. Once upon a time, the town would be filled to the brim with travellers here to celebrate the annual Carnival of Time. But now that nonhuman trash is considered "citizens," the inn struggled to even get booked. The kids have been bullied relentlessly by the forest creatures, and the observatory vandalized. It has to end. There must be some solution to the Deku question.

>>383773017

So when are we gonna put back the ladder and let that green faggot down? Pretty sure be been stuck up there all day.

>>383774863
Eh, give him two more days. He deserves it.

I feel like this day keeps repeating.

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>>383773017
I'm going to the store you guys need anything?
>starts leaping sideways
>hyup hyup hyup hyup hyup

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>3 DAYS UNTIL CARNIVAL OF TIME

If that god damn dog chases me around one more time I'm gonna euthanize the little shit on the spot

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SWIGGITY SWOTTLE
I'M COMING FOR THAT BOTTLE

that faggot Kafei owes me 50 rupees

where the hell is he

Pollute the waters. I'm sick of fin niggers taking our jobs

>>383773017
who's chicken is this?

>>383776031
I'm going to marry Anju!

Who bread all these kids? They all look the same and they assumed control of the observatory

>>383776187
Some terrorist kids, probably.

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>I'm going to try to sell my oversized Goron-only weapon of mass destruction in a town full of humans
These fucking rockniggers need to go.

Its all your fault the Ikana ninjas are displaced the way they are. They aren't all terrorists you fucks go back to /pol/ they just want to practice their religion in peace. Maybe you could learn a thing or two about cultural enrichment

Anon its time to leave the video games behind and go to the ranch.

Look into the sky you morons. The moon is getting closer. This is not a drill, it's not made up. It's REAL.

>>383777777

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I hear that the stupid game shop owner loves Goron dick. Fucking mud sharks are probably what has the moon pissed.

>>383777769
Man, that older girl who lives there is hot as fuck, but they both smell like cow dung.

>>383778004
Have you heard about the legendary going into books machine?

>>383777834
Yeah, ok /pol/

>>383773017

What dumbass thought it was a logical idea to fucking fence up the entrance of the beach?

>>383778260
>He doesn't own a horse.
It's to keep poorfags and niggers like you out.

>>383778360

But a Niglet with a mask stole my horse

>>383775926
Kek

>>383778564
This is what you get for voting for a purple-haired hipster and his landwhale wife.

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>mfw I'm going to get shitfaced at the milk bar.
You know fellers, I really need this milk so I'm sharp for night session of the good 'ol ultra violence.

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CAN SOMEONE FUCKING CHOP THE HEAD OFF THE BOX HUMPING FREAK WHO PLAYS LOUD ASS MUSIC AT NIGHT NEAR THE POND?
NIGGA I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE FUCK

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I feel like this day keeps repeating.

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Meanwhile, in Clockto/v/n...

>>383779170
>tfw stole your parent's bottle of chateau romani
>blamed it on my brother
so good

That little green foreigner boy that's been seen running around lately just helped me with my troubles and cured my depression.

Life is good.

Finally went to the shady part of town where they have that weird little rupee game, heard they offer sexual favors.

I expected a blowjob from a deku to be splintery, but it was moist and yielding, a very pleasant experience. Since they don't have noses once you get your cock in there it's just solid suction till you're finished. I might not even go back to normal women, it was borderline magical.

That's funny, don't go out tonight, I found out the hotel receptionist bimbo likes to go on night walks so I figure I'd give her the good 'ol in&out.

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Where the hell is everybody? It's usually filled during festivals, but this place is practically empty. It's freaking me out guys.

>>383781101
Look up

>>383781101
Fucking look up. People are fucking terrified.

Also the mayor's son just straight up disappeared. I mean he's probably at the ranch with Cremia, but don't say that in front of Anju, she's so nice. So even people who are in denial about the moon are staying away.

Wait, what the fuck?
So yesterday I was minding my own business, seeing most of the town being scared shitless because apparently, no one noticed the moon was falling until it was like 500m away from us. Anyways, I went inside the clock tower and saw a fucking creepy looking guy with a grin on his face. He was with a Deku kid and both started playing a song. This guy looked like a total pedo but the song was pretty dope actually. But then all of a sudden, the Deku kid transformed into a kid with a short skirt.
Fuck the moon, I want to know why Termina is visited my magical pedo musicians.

Hey guys, i just got in a shipment of those bomb bags you've been expecting.
I though some of you wanna know since the bomb shop is full of plebs who can't do their job properly.

t. Couriosity shop

>>383777889
she bouta get ROCKED and aint shit you can do bout it yt boi

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some piece of shit from ikana just stole my grandma's bomb bag
i'm shaking right now I can't believe mayor dotour allows these scum into our glorious town, I can't wait for the moon to come and crush these parasites

>>383773773
>Implying /pol/ even believes in the moon.

>>383774112
I blame those damn ((((Zoras))))

>>383775985
>Only a bottle
Try my fucking SWORD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2AEEvIsBQ

Guys this is important.I had reservations at the Stock Pot Inn but when I went to check in the innkeeper told me she already had a guest by that name check in earlier.
She was "so sorry she had to turn me away" and I'm completely out of ideas.I think I'm a victim of identity theft.What the fuck am I supposed to do now?Sleep outside?Fuck.