How would you survive in the world of dark souls?

I'd just want to know what hollow pussy feels like

Probably hollow immediately.

>>383765128
Cold?

Well it seems like you can't truly die unless you give up hope in your purpose. So I just make it my purpose to kick back and just chill.

Speedrun strats

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>>383765058
realistically i would just sit around like the crestfallen knight.

>>383765183
Probably also clammy. Like the coldest, slimiest pussy you'll ever experience.

In my current state I'd probably turn hollow real quick. The only thing that has kept me from exiting on the KMS Express is my stubbornness, so maybe in a DS world I would keep slamming my head against some boss until I git gud and find purpose in something like that.

>>383765324
That's what the rando mobs are doing until a chosen or ash comes up and wrecks everybody. I guess I'd spend my days murdering animals until I was strong enough to just start picking people off. Gotta get those souls, gotta get more humanity. My end goal would be finding cool people and convincing them to make a functional town together, where people have jobs and make/grow things. I don't think the undead eat, so why not have an undead town grow food and export to the human towns? IDK, galt's gulch of undead. Gotta keep murdering people though, can't be slippin

Assuming you get stronger by killing things then resting at bonfire.
Assuming I start at Firelink Shrine.

Run into the skeleton graveyard sprint like a madman pick up the claymore.
Go farm the hollow undead.

>>383765128
DS1 would feel like a leather wallet.
DS2 would be more moist.
DS3 would be dry and ashy.

>>383765058
I'd kys myself immediately and then do it over and over until i completely went hollow.
i just want off this ride.

>>383765058

Am I human or an undead?
If I'm a human and don't have to worry about turning hollow I guess I'd avoid danger by never leaving my house- so nothing would really be different from real life.

If I'm a hollow I guess I'd have to go find some souls to stave off insanity. Maybe kill some rats or something, run away from anything that doesn't look significantly weaker than me (which probably isn't going to be a whole lot).

>>383765058
I would be invading niggers for eternity.

Sleep in Gwynevere tits.

>implying I can defeat slorlax and pikachu

Would methodically farm levels so I don't have to suffer the feeling of death
Then if I can't like the flame ill just end up red invading

>>383765058
i guess by masturbating in darkest corner of the world where no other undead ever comes

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>>383765058
I'd become a vendor, so I think I'd have 50/50 shot at living depending on how useful I could be.

>>383766382
I'm go str / faith for the feeling of safety and survival chances. Plus throwing lightning is cool too.

>>383766404

Going into the Dark for the sole purpose of seeking carnal pleasure for eternity in the Dark Souls world is a definite formula for becoming some sort of abhorrent monster.

You're sure to become a boss, we need only think of your name...

>>383767764
Eternal Virgin sounds like a pretty Soulsy boss name

>>383765945
>never leave your house
>starve to death because you're a human
Yeah nice

If the hollows are as fucking retarded as they are in the games it'd be easy as hell to farm them.

>>383767764

Scorned Degenerate.

>>383765058

lose my souls...all of them...over and over again...kekekeke

>>383767764

Loathsome Manlet

>>383767764

Forgotten Shitposter

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I brave the depths of Blighttown in order to have snusnu with Quelana and Quelagg.

>>383767764
Lord of Edge

>>383768562

Let's be honest anon, do you think you're going to get through the poisoned swamp filled with guys throwing rocks at you?
Your choices are the Undead Merchant or the Firekeeper.

>>383765334
Run for the Black Knight halberd and pray to rng

>>383765058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

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I'd make my way here or die trying, probably die trying

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>>383765058
Conquer the lords atleast once

Find a pc and shitpost on 4chan

>>383765058
By never giving up.

>>383765824

dont care still doing it

>>383767764

mergos wet nurse

mmm wet

None of us would get out of the asylum

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>>383767764
>>383767850
>>383768258
>>383768432
>>383768763
> not Ceaseless Discharge

C'mon lads, you're slipping here

>>383768985
I'd make this pilgrimmage

>>383768985
>probably die trying
you and me both m8

>>383769340
why wouldnt you do whatever? its cannon that when you die you respawn at a bonfire right? theres no reason not to just go and fuck shit up. go kill undead, go jump off the mountain, as long as youve got some goal youll be fine.

>>383770979
im pretty sure you become a little less same every time you die, though im not sure what the explanation for the pc retaining sanity is

>>383771119
oh, well that mucks up my plan a bit. i still think if i didnt have to worry about staying dead id go around killing hollows. doesnt seem like theres much else to do, maybe try and start a community like marjula

>>383767938
>what is pizza delivery

>>383765324
Finding your purpose also hollows you.

It's only people who have a goal that stay sane.

>>383771305
i think id probably do the same thing if i was hollow. i dont think that there would be much to do other than wait for insanity or murder boss monsters

>>383771521
maybe you could plant a garden? plants are pretty dope and most have stupid powers in the DS games.
i think fighting is pretty fun. getting hurt and tge healing usually suck but if you were hollow you dont have to worry ablut that i think. theres probably some lore im missing but pitting yourself against others is always exciting

>>383765058
What's with the theme of sane(ish) characters locking themselves inside of things?

Sure there's a game pragmatic reason to stop you from killing certain semi-essential NPCs, but it also seems like a deliberate theme (along with the general imprisonment theme, I guess).

>>383765058
If I'm human? Woo Sieglinde and start a family.

Undead? Probably side with the Dragon Covenant. Not even a scalie or whatever, but it's the only one where I potentially escape the details of the curse.

Grind
Fight my way through blighttown and serve the fair lady till some punk bitch undead mage puts an end to me

>>383772263
do you mean the firekeeper and the ubdead merchant in the sewer? i always assumed they did it for protection of sorts. if they cant get out theoritically nobody can come in.

>>383772361
how does the dragon covenant help with the undead curse? i think im forgetting something about it.

>>383772263
You can kill most locked-up NPCs though, like the magic blacksmith
I think it's just a self-imposed preservation thing to prevent wandering hollows to get at them, and to prevent them from harming others if they themselves turn hollow

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Chill with Crestfallen knight till we both go hollow.

>>383765058
Blacksmith, thief, or any profession that has stood the test of time. Worked out for Andre and Patches

>>383765058

Start as a Knight since it's easy mode. Always use the heaviest armor and biggest shield. Riskless playstyle.

Try to reach the Ash Lake, then take off my gear and go to sleep in that sand forever.

>>383772615
>how does the dragon covenant help with the undead curse? i think im forgetting something about it.

The purpose of the Dragon Covenant is to contest with the end goal of transmogrifying into an eternal dragon and transcending life and death.

Things live. Things die. Things are born. Things fade. The dragons are outside of that. The dragons just are.

>>383771432
Is that true? Andre finds his purpose and he's fine. If you're referring to Solaire going hollow after "finding his sun", it was a false accomplishment. A parasite literally burrowed into his head and he went crazy.

>>383773216
Solaire isn't hollow when he gets the maggot.

>>383765058

Go hollow and sell shit to heroes (that I pick up off all the dead ones)

Get high as fuck on Dark Souls heroine equivalent on closing hours

>>383765058
Get a shield.

>>383772780
Andre was woken up by the bell

>>383773298
Who goes hollow after finding their purpose? I can't think of any examples of this, only examples that prove it false.

>>383773298
Wrong. From the wiki:

If you reach Lost Izalith without killing the red-eyed Chaos Bug, Solaire will appear near the shortcut door, wearing the Sunlight Maggot. The sunlight maggot within the Chaos Bugs has burrowed into his mind; it has baited him into forfeiting his soul with the lure of his own personal sun. He is driven insane and presumably hollow upon being vanquished (he can still speak and does not have the Hollowed appearance, although this is maybe just the first step of going Hollow). This is one end to the story of Solaire.

>>383768985
but its an illusion, why would you bother knowing if you touch it it goes away.

>>383773482
He isn't hollow, he's just plain crazy.

>>383765802
it's a Zweihander you idiot.