Classic Nintendo

Every console has launch issues.
Nintendo just doesn't get a break from because they are the truest devs of vidya.

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>>383756154
Eh, I'll wait for the revision

>>383756604
I'd pay that for 250

>>383756604
Honestly I might warm up to the Switch if it was like that. Paid online needs to go for it to be perfect though.

>>383756604
>Bezels
For what reason?

>>383756154
NIP'D
whip the nips

>>383759220
never lose your grip around the nips

>>383756154
localized in japan no reports in other regions
>>383756604
put your wiiu in your charging backpack and play that silly anon

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>>383756154
>4 threads of the same shit in one day
Are you fuckers really this desperate? Just because two consoles glitched out doesn't mean the switch is fucked. Get over it.

>That looks scary, but Switch owners have reported this issue for a while, and it might not be totally catastrophic. It turns out that for some Switch users, once the battery reaches 1%, it doesn’t actually turn off. One person was able to play for an additional 30-45 minutes on 1% battery, with his total battery life lasting 3 hours in handheld mode. Another person said that they’d dealt with this issue since launch. One person I spoke to, redditor theseconddennis, also said he was able to play for a while until the battery shut off while on 1%. Today he solved the issue by turning the battery percentage display on and off, which worked for one other person.

>>383756604
Why do you keep spamming that image?
The Switch barely has enough space inside it as it is. You're not going to downsize it further

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>>383756604
Not interested honestly. The screen would be too fucking small for a lot of games that have a lot going on at once.

>>383759780
Not him but it's wishful thinking and I don't blame him wanting it. A console needs a D-Pad

>>383756604
Good luck playing coop with that symmetric layout

>>383759704
The sad part is nobody's gonna read this part though.

>>383756604
To be honest, it would be better if it came with joycons permanently detached and not included. Those things are fucking trash. Could cut down on the price by not having them.

>>383760271
They're excellent at protecting the core of the system though.

>>383759704

>3 hours of total battery life in handheld mode

What the fuck. That's too low, does it really only last 3 hours total?

>>383756604
MICRO SWITCH
Switch Pocket is a terrible name

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>>383756154
http://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-battery-issue-may-not-be-as-bad-as-it-l-1796851115
>inb4 "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KOTAKU!!!!!

>>383761086
It depends on the game. You get aout 3.5 for Zelda and about 5 for Disgaea 5. This is a battery issue any similar product will face and the real reason they had to make it as weak as it is. Battery tech is shit.

>>383761086
Only if you're playing BotW on full brightness

>>383760023
Read the whole infograph. You'd have a hard time with coop because the grips are permantly attached.

>>383760023
>joycons permanently attached
literally cannot read the fucking image you fucking mongoloid

>>383756604
>>383760271
>>383761112
Seeing how the 2DS is so contradictory and insane as a business decision, this just might be possible

>>383756154
It's literally just an issue with the battery percentage being displayed

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>>383761501
Nice source, anon.

>>383761860
Feel free to produce any evidence that the article is wrong.

>>383761860
Is the problem that she's black or a woman
Or both?

>>383761970
Feel free to produce any evidence the article is right.

It doesn't even link to any videos, just a bunch of reddit posts.

Nice """journalism""" you have there.

>>383762012
The problem is that she's notorious for making shitty unsourced articles.

>>383762054
>no u
So you have no proof it's wrong?

>>383762012
Fucking reddit

>>383762054
So you've got nothing and are just here to break the global rules. Thanks for putting it in writing.

>>383762294
Read the rest of my post.

It's not hard.

>>383761112
>>383756604
QuickSwitch, idiots

>>383762367
My proof and the proof of others is that it's just a problem with the battery percentage indicator
My Switch does the exact same thing, it'll randomly drop to 5% yet last over an hour
Now feel free to post prove that I'm wrong

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>>383762480
>proof
Proof would be something concrete, like a video.
All they link to is a bunch of reddit comments.

Strange how there's tons of videos of quick battery drain but no videos of this magical four hour long 1%.

>>383762054
>Post proof that the article is right
Post proof that there's even a problem with the Switch

>>383761086
If you're playing heavier games, it can hit 3 hours.
Zelda, Arms, and Minecraft seem to cap off at around 3.5 hours. Smaller games are fucking insane though. I've played Shovel Knight or Puyo Tetris for hours and just barely hit 85%.

>>383756154
Some lithium batteries are duds happens to phones too

>>383762570
yawn

>>383761086
>3 hours of battery life

we want the sega gamegear audience

>>383762587
the shittaku article literally has the video proof in the middle of the article
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UbzpRcBDt8

>>383762735
same, it's time for sleepy time when my switch runs out of battery in bed :(

>>383762918
And I have proof that there is no problem
My Switch doesn't have any issues

>>383761086
3 to 5 hours, but people act like this is the start of the apocalypse, the battery life is within an hour of the PSP, the Vita is inbetween both them, battery lives have been collapsing for years, battery tech can't keep pace with the march of processing power.

>i can get more than that out of my vita you're full of shit

You can do the same on the Switch if you play computationally simplistic games.

>>383763023
it's a shame your first person perspective without concrete evidence isn't lining up with other concrete proofs :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmNe9PVlMNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gsZep5-5EM
https://twitter.com/suterairo/status/883728498283560964
https://twitter.com/masuku0yukke/status/876372321199509504

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>>383756154
Oh shit this is what is happening to me
only 40 minutes and then it asks me to recharge

what should I do

>>383763395
And what about the millions of other Switch owners not having this problem?
It's a vocal minority making a big deal over nothing
No one's going to make a video or write an article going "My Switch works fine, everything's great"
Those don't get clicks, those don't generate ad revenue
Nobody cares if you don't have a problem, people only care about issues

>>383763395
This has been known about for months, it's a miscalculation on the Switch's part, battery still lasts within standard rates.

>>383763662
Don't charge it and watch as your final 1% lasts an hour or two.

>>383763793
>if a jumbo jet makes it to the landing 95% of the time it's perfectly fine
that's what you sound like right now

>>383763939
>battery still lasts within standard rates.
maybe for some

>>383763991
Here's your (You).

>>383763939
>Don't charge it and watch as your final 1% lasts an hour or two.
should I do this...?

basically I recharge my switch and I shut it down at 100 percent, but when I boot it up again it is at 49...software problem maybe?

>>383763991
Shittiest analogy I've ever seen
Are you saying because planes crash we shouldn't fly?
People still do it regardless of that
Car crash too, should we walk everywhere?
At this point I think you're just fishing for (You)'s

>>383756604
I want a strictly console version of the switch with an actual hard drive. If I get one I'm never using the handheld functionality anyway.

>>383764279
Duh. Just report him. His desperation is almost embarrassing.

>>383764216
Go ahead, you can do it with any modern portable device, they don't get damaged. Just avoid doing any data saving when it's about to shut down. You can find smartphone instruction manuals telling you to let your battery drain once and then do a full charge to reset the battery counter.

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>>383756604
All you had to do is buy a fucking Vita!!!!! Why didn't you buy a Vita, /v/!!?!????!??

>>383764279
>>383764406
>only a few people's switches crash and burn but mine didn't so that means its okay

>>383764804
I know that it isn't a good thing to drain completely your battery off...I'm tempted to call Nintendo but I don't want to lose all my data of Zelda

>>383764816
No games

>>383763662
Play it until it dies, charge battery to 100%, then turn off then back on the battery % indicator.

This is something that happens on literally every battery powered device and this is the SOP for that issue, except having to turn the indicator off and on.

>>383764816
>no monster hunter
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ONE JOB SONY
ONE JOB

>>383764938
>Someone crashed their car so I should stop driving
This is how retarded you are

>>383764816
Bought Vita.
Only games are overpriced indies, weeaboo waifu shit, and a few legit good JRPGs, then like 3 other games.

>>383764983
I charge it completely then I shut the switch down and when I boot it up again it is at 49...At first the switch lasted 2 3 hrs now less than 1

>>383756604
I own a Switch and I do kind of wish it could be a little smaller, but anyone who has actually played one could tell you this won't work. The screen on the Switch seems large, but it's already pretty much as small as it can go while still being usable. Text in games like BotW is already really small since there's no scaling differences from docked to handheld. a 5.1 inch screen literally could not work.

>>383765029
While I get the appeal of MonHun, I'm not crazy about it's look/style. The closest to a MonHun game made specifically for Vita is Freedom Wars; Toukiden 1, Kiwami, & 2; & Soul Sacrifice, otherwise there's the PSP MonHun game available on PSN and I doubt it still goes online.

>>383765852
Oh and I think there's 2 MonHun games for Vita but they're Japan only.

>>383764816
I did and i wish i bought a 3DS instead

>>383766278
Both of which were ports

It could be the actual measure for the battery life is inaccurate. It'd explain why >>383759704 happened. Sometimes out of the box, the system essentially doesn't know where 1% and where 100% is, so it might read inaccurate. I'd expect this to only happen once though because it'd calibrate after sitting at 1% for 45 minutes before actually running dry.

>literally 2 people having an issue after not using the switch for months

>after the battery drains you can recharge it and it functions completely normally

wow

>>383762392

It should be Lite Switch. Obviously.

>>383756604
>right stick above the buttons
This is just wrong on so many levels. Either have Xbox or Playstation layout, right stick absolutely needs to remain in that exact place

Classic Sony

http://www.ps4playstation4.com/launch-issues-plague-playstation-4

>>383761086
Its not a fucking hand held chill

>>383756154
DELET THSI

>>383769686
It does not matter in the slightest.
Be at least a little adaptable

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Hello.

Will these headphones work on the Switch?

>>383763362
What? I got at least 5-6 hours on a full charge out of my PSP

>>383756154
>keep the switch on charge all the time
>confused when the battery dies quickly
Retards shouldn't be given electronics.

>already supply can't keep up with demand
>now they have to issue a mass recall
>people will abandon the Switch platform out of frustration at Nintendo's incompetence

Looks like it's over for Switch.

>>383761086
>That's too low,
That's the same as the 3ds and vita.

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>>383772601

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>>383756154
It's nintendo, they're selling overpriced garbage.

>>383756154
I've noticed some weird issues with the battery percentage fluctuations wildly sometimes when the wife leaves the damn thing in sleep mode all night while its charging. Otherwise I haven't had many issues with the battery, I played ARMS today in handheld mode for about 90 minutes and when I was done the battery was around 43%, which based off of what I've heard is about right.

>>383763395
if you think his 1 personal experience weight less than the persona l experience of 4, out of 5Millions you have no shit idea how a company determines if something is an actual flaw or % chance its a defect and god hates you cause you got that %

Whenever you buy a new portable device you should let the battery drain to 0, charge it up fully, and let it drain to 0 again

>>383759024
prevent losing graphics under hands.

>>383772448
It literally is a handheld with a dock you deluded faggot. It's not a "hybrid" it was engineered and made with handheld parts in order to be made portable.

>>383772920

They're old and they don't cost as much as the Switch.

>>383761086
When companies give out their estimate, it's usually with all features turned on, brightness at max, etc.. I haven't had a long handheld session with Zelda yet since I prefer it on TV, but I've gotten 4.5 hours out of Mario Kart, 5 out of Thumper, Cave Story basically takes nothing out of the battery. I haven't done Arms handheld because why would I but I imagine it would be closer to BOTW.

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>>383763991

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>>383756604
>chat with friends without the Nintendo app
Why would you lock this to the pocket console. I mean, the normal Switch actually has the hardware capability to use a combo headphone+mic from it's single 3.5mm port like most modern laptops and phones (pic related, straight from Nintendo's spec sheet listing "Headphone/Mic jack")

>>383759704
This actually happened to me but I got one extra hour. I was specifically doing a battery test on my Switch and I got to 1% 2 hours and 30 minutes in. It died 3 hours and 24 minutes in.

I don't understand how this shit happens, why is the battery gauge so wrong?

>>383777501
Should also mention, this was obviously a test with Zelda.

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>>383773921
Seething

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>>383756154
Why do people buy games for this thing. I know two people who bought this shit day 1. And all they've gotten is remastered games. And they both said the same thing to me. "I just like being able to play the games I love on the go". But here's the kicker... they never fucking do. So they just wasted a bunch of money on the IDEA but never actually cared about the actual reality that they wouldn't fucking do it?

I find this to be the case with almost everyone who's all "handhelds are the best". They tout that benefit of play wherever, but never fucking do it. It's troubling because if this trend picks up then games are going to just keep getting worse. Because if you can just buy a fucking game because you think it's "comfy" to play it on a certain piece of hardware, then you don't actually care about whether the game is good... you just care about the "prospect" of playing the game. WTH?

>>383777701
You're right, fanbois are.

>>383756604
>Switch
>Can't switch
Daily reminder that the average /v/tard is a retard.

>>383778139
It's a Nintendo console. It has Nintendo games.

In case you hadn't noticed, that's a pretty big deal in the world of vidya.

>>383756154
It's not actually draining, it's just showing the wrong battery %, I have the same issue sometimes but it's fixed by pluggin a charger in for a second. Obviously it's still pretty shitty but not as bad as the battery actually draining

>>383775037
Just lose some weight fatty

>>383756154
>chink phone battery in a high-performance device that can go through the battery in 2 hours
>1000 recharges later
Gee who could have expected this

Nintendo's actually better at making shit hardware that's no more than children's toys

Switch might be weak next to consoles (and PCs), but it's one of the most powerful consumer tablets on the market as far as GPU power is concerned. They're just not used to making something so high end, and they thought they could cut a lot of corners to keep the price down. It shows.