Are you excited for Evo, /v/?

>>383747876
Yeah, I'll see you there anon.

How will Meleefags ever recover?

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>>383747876

evo is a pretty good joke

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>>383747876
Took me a minute but god damn. Smashfags anally annihilated.

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>>383747876
>the city of melee fags

>>383747876
Yes and no for Melee because it's a lot of Bo3 matches and has been pretty underwhelming the last few times.

I'm pretty excited for Tekken 7 though

Will KI be there? KI is always hype for me.

>>383747876
I don't get it.

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>You will never see Soul Calibur at EVO again

>>383748813
Consider who fidget spinners are supposed to be for

>>383748813
melee players are kids while the other games are played by adults. thats the joke

>>383748618
Nope. Fucking Marvel fags paid more money to Mr Jewzard so they got their touch of death meme game in instead.

>>383748945
Normalfags and kids?

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>>383749031
Come on Anon

Tekken will be fucking lit. hype for street fighter too I think Punk will win it.

Also fuck you smash babbys, its only good to watch their players freak out when they lose

>>383748813
The fidget spinner represents class struggle and the melee players represent the oligarchy

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>>383748901
M-Maybe they'll announce SCVI at evo this week.

>>383748987
Oh well it's Mahvel second to last year after MvCI flops hard at EVO.

>>383748901
>>You will never see Soul Calibur again

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>LOL dumb Smashfags, they just got BTFO!
>B-but please keep putting in money so EVO can keep running because all of our games besides SF have less than a thousand entrants and traditional fighting games are slowly dying out

>>383748813
Melee players are autistic children

>>383749076
Nigs?

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>>383749103
>>383749098

>>383749031
It's a stimulus for people who are on the autism spectrum.

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>>383749167
It's autists
The answer is people with autism
A quick google search fucking answers that shit for you
Fucking ridiculous anon

holy shit, as a smashfag, this was hilarious.

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>>383748901
>>383749103
>>383749098
It hurts

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>>383748987
Nope. Instead we get Tr4sh, MVC for the 80th year in a row with the exact same people, and Injustice.

>people have to fake excitement for SFV for at least another 5 years or so at EVO in order to stay "relevant"

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Why doesn't smash have more tranny players?

>>383749517
Wrong kind of mental disorder to be good at smash.

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>>383747876
smashfags BTFO

>>383749558
Wrong. See SGDQ this year.

>>383749031
On reality, yes, but its marketed to autists.

>>383749635
They don't fucking run Smash Brothers at SGDQ you actual retard.

>>383749517
Why would it? Smash isn't speedrunning.

>>383749673
Gaming autism is gaming autism.

I really hope this fucking meme fad is over by the end of the summer. This shit is getting ridiculous.

>>383749621
>haha wow we called them autistic for the thousandth time, that showed them!

>>383749517
Melee is mostly male dominated
Smash 4 has quite a few trans players, they aren't really notable at all though.
>Xaltis
>Blank
>Icymist
>Mystearica

None of them will come anywhere close to winning a major and the one with the biggest win here is Xaltis, who beat ANTi last year at EVO.

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>>383749764
Autism =/= Gender Dysphoria you genuine fucking moron
Are you naturally this stupid or did you have to practice it

>>383749673
>>383749734
>What is Smash the Record?

>>383749786

he looks like a bosmer from oblivion

>>383749765
I live in TJ are there are people setting up shop on street corners to hawk these.

>>383749786
now that he has plugs and a wife he'll be unbeatable

>>383749841
It's not AGDQ or SGDQ so there probably won't be very many predominantly features trannies. See, in real life, the numbers of trannies that exist at all in the United States is such an insignificant number it's hilarious, so the chances of a NORMAL event not hosted by trannies probably won't see them featured as though 9/10 people are trannies.

>>383749673
Melee Classic mode?

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>>383749837
Nobody said it's the same disorder you autistic retarded fuck.
It's a fact gaming autists let mental disorders slide into gender disassociation across the board, whether you're speedrunning or rotely memorizing fighting tech.
>Absolute FUCKTARD calling others stupid
EVERY time. You are 100% Leaf. Guaranteed.

>>383749786

Why did he wear a jizz rag shirt to evo?

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>>383750106
>>383749764
>Gaming Autism is Gaming Autism
>Even though one mental disorder isn't autism at all

>It's a fact
Is it a fact? It sounds like you're rambling and pulling shit out of your ass. Mental disorders don't fucking "slide" into gender disassociation, gender disassociation isn't a fucking symptom you cunt it's a mental disorder in and of itself. Gender Dysphoria has nothing to do with autism, so no, gaming autism is not gaming autism.

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>>383749517
Only /v/ will get mad at something and then proceed to ask for someone to give them more of that same thing to get mad at.

>I'm so fucking pissed at the SJW's at GDQ and all of the trannies
>What are some trannies that play Smash?

>>383749786
>hot wife
>Evo champ
>was so unbeatable for the better part of a year that he got a mid tier dumpstered
Is Infil the most based player alive?

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>FUCK THAT NIGGER REGGIE
How is he still sponsored?

>>383750476
EVO isn't run by bitch boy SJW's that let trannies run the show

No ARMS

No Care

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>>383748259
it took you a minute and somehow smash players are the retarded ones?

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>>383748045
That's what you get for being a fag who dresses fancy instead of choosing clothes that won't get in your way

Buy Bud Light

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>>383750476
I wonder why?

>>383749098

SCVI will be announced this year. Whether at EVO or somewhere else, but it will.

Mark my words.

I'm serious.

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You made time, yes? Anyone got the AnimEVO schedule?

>>383750402
>Ricky
>Zero
>Cosmo (plays smash)
And those are just the three COMMON examples. I'M talking out of my ass? Look in a mirror, stupid leaf.

>>383751031
>put the two least interesting games on back-to-back at the very end

That viewership drop is going to be steeeeep

>>383750476
You better show me the clip where he says this or I'm calling you a liar.

>>383751450
>implying capbots won't go for record numbers
Just like how CEO's viewership flopped, right?

I don't know how you people can watch this. It get cringier every year. These faggots treat it like it's an actual physical contact sport.

>>383751450
>viewership drop
plenty of smash autists watch smash4. plenty of capcbros will watch sfv. the boring game was restricted to saturday this time.

>>383751170
Does Cosmo fucking play Smash competitively? I've never seen him in any tournaments, at least not late enough for it to fucking matter.
>Three examples out of all of the players that sign up for Smash
You quote stats like a liberal
>Look! THREE out of 100's of people are trannies! That proves my point!
Keep calling me a leaf though that makes you right.

>>383749517
Its because melee is a hard game.

>>383751690
the same strategies are performed in videogames as opposed to sports, positioning for example. competitive players perform the same thing as a basketball player only on a much smaller scale and they do take it seriously since they do put a lot of effort into becoming better at the game just as well. seriously who goes to a competitive event to compete and doesn't take the competitive event seriously and emotionally as a result?

>>383751031
I have nothing but time, and my sleep schedule is already fucked up, so I'm totally ready.

WHERE IS MY SC2
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm looking forward to King of Fighters. I don't play it very much myself, but I love watching people who are very good at it.

>>383752056
That's fine and all but do they really need wrestling ring stages and players promos. It's all so autistic.

>>383750584
It has smash, isn't one autistic manchild game enough for you losers?

>>383752469
i don't watch or participate in these events beyond the thread so you probably know more about it than me, i just don't consider getting emotional at a videogame to be autistic which is really what i thought the conversation was about

>>383752469
I think EVO is also getting tv broadcast, which is why they are putting on a show

>>383752469
Actually no its not autistic at all. I am sorry you are triggered by big production value. Go watch grown men trying to hit balls with sticks I guess.

>>383747876
>literally calling everyone on earth autistic
There are more people that were into that craze than not.

>>383752783
Hello underage

>>383749280
No, it's for kids and normies. You're literally retarded and your joke requires others to be retarded to get it.

>>383752783
Shouldn't you be posting this in some lets play comment section buddy?

>>383749774
t. butthurt party game tryhard nerd

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>>383747943
>>383748045
>>383748118
>>383748207
What the fuck happened?

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>trannies in FGC are cute, smart and sane
>trannies in every other genre are fucking psychotic

Why is this the way it is?

I guess I might watch it but I feel sad that I'm watching it on a computer screen with stream tards instead of being involved myself.

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>>383750453
>hot wife

>>383752863
I've only seen kids and autistic men i work with use them, so it sums up smash well.

>>383752469
The wrestling thing is just at CEO and it's pretty fucking cool actually

>>383750476
wait did he say that

>>383752941
nintenbabbies

>>383749804
You need a mental disorder to find competitive Tr4sh fun.
Melee is naturally enjoyable.

>>383749786

This nigga looks like he'd be happy to greet the hero of Kvatch

Back in my day we had yoyos. You see you can do a lot of things with a yoyo but with a fidget spinner you can only do 1 thing. That's why this generation sucks.

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>>383752986
What are you trying to say with that image?

>>383752941
same thing that's happening everwhere, collapse

>>383753114
You do realize that fidget spinners are not for tricks, but for fidgeting and jojos take too much space for that.

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>>383749874
>>383753112

>>383752863
They are literally toys for the autistic

>When fidget spinners rose in popularity in 2017, many publications discussed the marketing claims made about them for people with ADHD, autism, or anxiety

why is there so many trannies in the fgc

>>383753234
No wonder Americans like them so much and I barely see em elsewhere kek

>>383752986
i mean im just a shitposter but it might be because fighting games really require you to acknowledge your own faults to improve and so people are generally (for better or worse) a bit more reflective and aware of themselves

not that i care. fuck fighting games man, all i play is megaman X5. that game is dope as hell

>>383753330
why does the word shitposter annoy me so much

>>383751170
>Ricky

Isn't he just gay?

>>383753283
Transitionism spreads through bites, keep yourself prepared at all times with a string of garlic and a stake.These niggas going in unprepared

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>>383752986
>dumb weeb
>thinking trannies are anything but a waste of oxygen

>>383753114
Yoyos and traditional tops are great for impressive tricks and require a lot of skill when it comes to executing them. The novelty doesnt wear off.

>>383752941
I think it was a bracket reset or he won evo

>>383752469
Thats a gimmick only CEO does and the fuckign shitty eleague

>>383750432
This

>>383750432
Did that man talk about being annoyed by trannies earlier?

>Everyone mocks Smash
>Nobody talks about Ultimate 1-Touch KO 3

>old games eventually dropped and retired to make room for newer games
>except for melee lol!

i can tolerate smash 4 but come on

>>383753906
Melee and Mahvel need to drop off for KI and literally anything else. I'm sure the new DBZ game will take Mahvel's place.

>>383753874
>>Nobody talks about Ultimate 1-Touch KO 3
At least this is it's last year. Let them have it.

>>383753959
this is likely marvels last year cause infinite is coming out, even if it sucks they'll shoehorn it for one year at least just like Street fighter X Tekken

>>383754035
Fine.

I don't understand though, with Melee there are observable changes in strategy every year, but Marvel seems to have stagnated with fucking 1-touch KO's. The issue is, they can fucking update Marvel, so why haven't they?

>>383754145
they cant cause of Disney fuckery. notice how infinite has no x-men.

>>383751548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8Tj1ap5s4

>>383754145
They can't touch the game. Even for technical stuff, they need the Marvel license.
It's dumb.

>>383752727
>trying to trivialize baseball
>defending grown men playing video games in the middle of wrasslin rings

pick 1 m8

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>>383747876

>>383754434
Rudolph is 10/10

>>383754247
>>383754305
That's insanely gay.
I really hope Infinite turns out to be shit and nobody wants to play it, but I know that's not how it's going to be. I'm like the anons ITT who have hopes there'll ever be a new Soul Calibur.

>>383749098
Tekken 7's season pass isn't even in effect so Soul Calibur isn't ready for the spotlight yet

>>383754569
The demo wasn't great if that makes you feel any better.
It's a shame cause IMO I think infinites are the only thing they need to remove from UMVC. The underlying game without it is one of the best and most fun fighters I've played.

>>383754613
>Project Soul absorbed to work on Tekken
This is precisely what annihilated the last SC game. My hopes are low, if there are any at all.

>>383754280
>fuck trump and fuck white people
Whoa, that's too far.

>>383751450
>put the two least interesting games on back-to-back at the very end
But anon, Melee and Injustice's finals are on Saturday.

>>383748275
Who gave you permission to post a picture of my wife?

>>383754569
Unless the gameplay happens to be unreal there's not going to be much interest.

People are already dealing with a bad experience from Capcom with SFV, and MVCI is already showing to have awful character design, a small and boring roster with no X-men (which was half the fucking draw in the first place), and a UI that looks like it was designed for ipad

>>383753446
Where have you been this past decade? Her name is Ricki now, she's been on hormones for years

>>383747876
jesus christ this fidget spinner fad really fucking caught on, dead little fucking malls in my city have 'em and they taped a giant paper sign on a billboard to advertise they that they carry them

>>383754434
I mean, whatever works.

>>383754905
Just wait until that viewership graph comes out and you see that massive cliff when tr4sh starts until people tune in at the end to see James Chen cry

>>383754434
Don't blame the guy, the fucking controller probably blew up his arms.

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>Soul Calibur will never have a mainline title again
>If it does, it'll never live up to anyone's expectations

Why do people have so much hate towards those things?
Sure, they are just a stupid toy, like any other stupid toy that came before, but people act like they are going to cause a nuclear explosion who will destroy mankind or something

holy shit smash fags eternally btfo

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>>383747876
nintenbros shitter shattered

>>383751031
Why is Xrd Top 8 not on Sunday?

>>383755243
>Marketed as being helpful for people with ADHD and Autism
>Actually exploits people with ADHD and autism because those are the kinds of people who get hooked on shit like this
>They can cost upwards of 200 dollars
They're a fucking problem.

>>383755456
For real?
The stores near me have then for about 5 to 7 burgers.
Why would anyone buy a 200 dollar one?

>>383755243
It enables faggotry and people self-diagnosing themselves.

>>383755606
Because they are a hot meme and a fad, so of course someone has made one made out of gold, diamonds and shit of extinct animals.

>>383755416
I think they wanted to split them up more evenly to get more viewership on Sunday

>>383752469
>It's all so autistic.
No, faggot, you're the autistic one.

>>383755610
>It enables faggotry
Didn't someone made a buttplug with a fidget spinner?

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>>383755109
Don't worry they're spending fucking forever because the singleplayer mode is going to be GOAT

>>383755456
Quit being so sensationalist. You can get them for a few bucks in some places. I agree that they used ADHD and autism to sell more cheap toys to kids, but it's just a stupid fad that's already on the way out

>>383751031
I have work Friday and Saturday but at least I get to watch grand finals on Sunday.

>>383755076
>Just wait until that viewership graph comes out and you see that massive cliff when tr4sh starts until people tune in at the end to see James Chen cry
See, this is why no one respects Meleefags.

>>383755906
Why does being tired make someone more attractive?

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Melee players do not:

>shower
>use soap or shampoo
>use deodorant/antiperspirant
>wear clean clothing
>know what a toilet is
>understand social interaction
>have respect for other games or players

In addition, one of the top Melee players cheats with a faulty controller and refuses to play when he can't use a faulty controller.

>>383756505
Easier target for rape

>>383755985
>have tactile fixation to the point my goatee will get patchy because i keep pulling at it too much
>heard about the fidget cube long before the spinner fad started
>is actually cool with different kinds of things to fidget on each face, discreet and fits in your pocket
>not gay attention whore device that says "hey look at me spin my thingamabob somehow this is supposed to be the opposite of distracting to everbody"
>fad starts
>gets so big that fidget cube even starts airing commercials
>feel like I'll be a fag if I get one now because it will clearly be associated with it

those spinners are gay

>>383753283
I thought it was just speedrunning that was full of trannies

Taking any game up as a profession is a joke. I just feel bad for the people who win EVO. Like when they get too old to play nothing they've done will look good on a resume or will help them land a job. They'll in all likelihood end up homeless or become some company's bitch for life shilling game pads and headphones.

The only good thing to come out of EVO will be new character reveals. Hoping for some more Tekken vets to return, the second set of characters for Injustice 2, and hopefully Capcom has the balls to just reveal all the rest of season 2 since it's already been leaked.

>Implying mental disorders matter

>>383752056
Reminder most basketball players wouldn't even be ball players if genetics had fucked them and made them under 6'8"

Literally a genetic lottery game where everyones team is comprised of defects.

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>>383749786
This shit was embarrassing.
>Hurr downroad comprete
>SFV
Like whatever dude.

>>383753234
>some publications
Stopped reading

>>383756506
desu the body odor complaint meme comes from people who have never been to an actual massive event where there are 10's to hundreds of thousands of people in a small area. No shit it's gonna smell. No amount of deodorant is gonna save your ass with all that body heat.

>>383752469
>everything I don't like is autistic

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Will he be there, /v?

>>383754280
>melee is a lifestyle

It's offical. Melee players are equivalent to furries and super-retards like otherkin. "Lifestyle". Jesus christ what a joke

>>383758552
actually ya he will. apparently he got donations from his streams for the money to go.

>>383749664

The opposite of Smash Bros.

>>383758552
He's participating in Tekken and SF

>>383758987
does it get tiring doing so many mental gymnastics?

>>383752986
>Gilty and Ricki
>sane

>>383754145
>Marvel seems to have stagnated with fucking 1-touch KO's
Because the only thing better is the Unblockable 100% but that is a much more dangerous strategy

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>>383752986
I dunno anon

>>383751031
>always take my dinner and bathroom breaks whenever smash is on
>smash has 2 streams all fucking day this year
I guess I'll have to shit during gg pools or something

>>383752986
Why attach that image with your post?
Trannies in every genre are psychotic and fortunately neck themselves early.

>>383748618
Nope.
Fucking MAHVELfags begged for enough shekels to bribe Mr.Wizard with for one more year even though last year was supposed to be their last year.
Blame that faggot Yipes and other streamwhores desperate for one last bit of shekels for the only good game they're good at.

I was honestly hoping Pokken would end up beating MvC3 just for all the salt from MAHVELfags. Even if it was shit to watch last year, Pokken deserves another year more than MvC3 anyway.

>>383757101
There are so many "pro" players who don't even make it to the higher prize pools of ANY tournament each year, somehow I doubt they bet their entire livelihood on this shit and sponsorships that probably don't even pay a tenth as well as athletic endorsements. Is there any proof that none of the evo champs have actual careers, especially the older ones?

Melee is a fucking joke.

Shunning custom controllers is the most offensive practice. In what other sport would a professional be unable to compete simply because he was not able to find a controller with a 10 in all of the necessary categories?

>>383753959
I'd be fine with Melee to be honest but I agree about Mahvel 3. KI really got fucked over.
>>383754123
No, last year was 3's last year. We can go one fucking year without a Mahvel game at EVO.

>>383760867
>Pokken deserves another year more than MvC3 anyway.
On what basis?

>>383749241
>>383749664
It's for people with ADHD, not autism

You monkeys

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>>383747876
Kek

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>>383747876
that fucking burn god damn

>>383761161
Fresher blood. I'd rather it get one more year (for a total of 2), especially if the Switch port had come out earlier in the year, than the millionth year of MvC3. Most games deserve 2 years at EVO imo. If MK and Injustice can get 2 years, so can Pokken.

>>383757884
No, even for small tournaments Melee players smell the worst of any fighting game player, and there are stories of Melee fans SHITTING on the floor and themselves.

>>383761038
>everyone is on an even playing field
>autists refuse to compete because they forgot to being their 1 in 50 factory defect controller
>the literal default standard control scheme that's been in use for over a decade is no longer enough for certain players
Melee IS a fucking joke, but you're going about it the wrong way

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>>383747876
That's incredible.

>>383761338
Better give x tekken another year then

what are the chances that this years EVO will turn into a tranny fest just like SGDQ did?
also will there be a dilation contest?

>>383761381
Thank god they're going to be forced to hang up their pride and use custom controllers like the Fight Stick, or the community will die. Controllers suitable for "Competitive" melee are becoming harder and harder to find.

>>383761459
>implying Pokken is as bad as SFxT
C'mon now.
Didn't SFxT get 2012 and 2013 anyway?

>>383761595
But that was your reasoning
perhaps your argument was just shit

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>>383747876
>partygames hardcore players BTFO the fuck out to never recover ever again

>>383761497
Well there's been FGC trannies in previous events, it's only gonna get worse from here since this shit is basically a fad in the united states. I imagine we'll have perhaps 3-5 more trannies than previous year. None of them will go very far, even Ricky has been pretty shit after transitioning.

>>383761580
>>383761381
>>383761038
>ranting about something you don't understand in the slightest
how about you both just fuck off back to Tumblr

>>383761710
>most games should get 2 years at EVO
>this includes Pokken
>HURR BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS BAD GAME THAT ALREADY GOT 2 YEARS
Kill yourself Mahveldrone.

>>383761750
R*ddit tier post famalamdingdong

>>383761720
>chamion
you fuckup

>>383761804
Shit games dont deserve spots .
Remove all nintenbro, marvel and nrs

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Yes, I can't wait to see Jwong and Punk have another karin mirror s.hk-trigger back and forth the whole time
I heard somewhere jwong was practicing with birdie and god I hope that's true because I don't know of ANY professional Birdie players besides Mena "La"RD and fuck that guy he switches to laura when the going gets tough

>>383762038
and sfv too


>>383761984
Right over your head

>>383750698
Second place in the biggest fighting game tournament, a tournament you've won several times before?

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>>383761580
>>383761381
The community is making a software patch for the game that basically removes the controller input polling bug which makes the faulty controllers so good.
In the near future all controllers will be equal, so melee will be fine.

>>383756506
what faulty controller?

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>>383747876
Melee is fun

>>383762195
They won't use it, they never do

>>383762195
>community has to hack the game so that it can continue to be "fair and equal"
this is like trying to turn an apple into an orange by splicing a cucumber with a banana

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what games will you be watching

main:

>sfv (just to see. don't play the game)
>tekken
>gg
>bb
>marvel

side tournies:

>accent core
>vsav
>uniel

>>383751031
got you covered

>>383762412
All major TOs and top players are in favor of it. Finding tier 1 backdash controllers is dropping down to like 2% chance. It needs to be fixed now.

>>383762467
Its a hardware bug, its not really the games fault.
If your game had a bug where it randomly drops inputs within 1 frame, why wouldn't you do a QoL fix if it is within your power?

>>383762683
>it's ok to cannibalize a game because it wouldn't be fair to the top .02% of players abusing broken hardware

>>383749115
/thread

>>383762482
main:
Melee
Sm4sh

side:
Smash Bros. 64
Sm4sh for 3DS
Brawl

>>383762860
It is actually a pretty annoying bug.
Melee revolves a lot about moving around quickly, and when you try to do a backdash (1frame analog input) theres a random chance that the game skips a polling frame and instead you get a slow turnaround (which lasts from 5 to 10 frames character dependant). Its super annoying.
Ive already tried the fixed version and its great. It equalizes all controllers and the fix is loaded into a memory card.
It fixes a hardware bug, how is that cannibalizing a game?

>>383763110
please kill yourself. you are a mental toddler.

>>383762482
Will be watching Melee, Tekken and GG with the crew. I couldnt get them to watch SFV this year, they all hate the game and BB is gay as fuck.
Will watch most of AnimeEvo with the wife.

>>383763164
t. SFfag

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>>383763164
>getting this triggered because of a joke

>>383763125
nintendo had their own original vision for the game, and shipped it as such
meleefags have taken it, raped it, and now think it's no longer good enough to the point where they're either resorting to hacking the game, or trying to find fucking factory defect controllers in order to continue playing it

>>383763641
Hardware bug.
HARDWARE BUG.
It has nothing to do with the game.

>>383763125
The backdash window and polling are separate issues, any input can be missed when the polling error happens

>>383754913
She did after I fucked her tight red pussy while you watched.

>>383762860
They fixed it via controller modding which was really the way to go, this bullshit with hacking the game has got to stop. The game needs to be vanilla as vanilla can be.

>>383763641
>being an even bigger autist than Meleefags
I didn't even think that was possible.

>>383763727
It's both actually, it can be solved by controller modding or software modding. They're probably going to use memory card exploits if TOs decide to go down that route

>>383762482
Kof, tekken and sfv

at least we all know that project m was the superior smash now that this controller garbage is in the open

goodnight sweet prince

>>383763797
Backdash suffers the most because if the game wants to youll get the turnaround which can literally get you punished.
Its also extremely common in gameplay so its very frequent to see it happen.

>>383750642
kek

>>383764007
The memory card mod is the most feasible way to do it.
Arduino controller modding bullshit would literally kill melee.
We dont have the resources to screen all those controllers.

>>383764007
No they won't, being sponsored by Nintendo (like every major is) means running the game off the disc with no hacks. At best you'll see this stuff at locals but even then all they're doing is harming anyone hoping to go beyond the local.

>>383762369
M2K and Armada both use a defective model of gamecube controller that has no snapback on the stick, allowing them to perform maneuvers no one else can with a standard controller. at Dreamhack Austin, Armada dropped out because he couldnt find a replacement controller. Apparently the desired fault occurs in <5% of original GCN controllers.

Why is every FG thread obsessed with Smash?

>>383747876
Why do people hate Wizard, he seems to take shit like a champ and he isn't the guy who has the last word on everything. He's taken blows from the anime crowd, streamboars, and smashfags and has just balled up all their hate and reflected it back at them. The fat fuck is literally Majin Buu or Misokatsun from DBZ.

>>383764189
They used memcard exploits before to get longer nametags at EVO 2013. Nintendo doesn't care about how the competitive side of the game happens, they just like to slap their logo on the sponsor screen so they can show you some ARMS ads

>>383764204
>>383762369
The way it works its that it basically fixes a hardware with another hardware bug (faulty controller).
It doesnt make any combos possible, it just makes backdashing more consistent.
Melee has a problem with input polling where it drops them randomly. Its not an issue with most things but backdashing has a 1 frame window and if you miss it you get stuck in a turnaround animation, making attacks unsafe and some followups not possible

>>383764204
>dropping out
>not just playing with the handicap anyway
What a pussy.
>>383764337
Because he's a jew.
>>383764282
Because they're all elitists fags who are salty their games aren't as popular.

Smash garbage doesn't belong in EVO.
Grow up party game toddlers

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>>383747876

Raul with the bantz.

yoooooooooooooooo sfv looking hoype. whos ready, bros???

>>383764204
Couldn't you just wear out or take out the spring in all your gamecube controllers?

>>383764282
Because its actually fun and fun to watch, unlike jiggaboo button mashing in certain other fighting games.

>>383764438
Smash doesnt belong at EVO.
As a meleefag I agree.
It sucks ass for smash.
No Bo5 until top 3, no doubles, poorly run, etc.
But Mr.Wizard LOVES all that delicious smash entry money which basically towers above the puny nonSF and nonTekken fgc super small communities.

>>383764413
>Because he's a jew.

Great explanation you fucking 10 year old.

>>383747876
So, what do these things actually do? You just spin them?

>>383764607
>Wizard gets the money
You realize it's the Cannon brothers who fund the bulk of EVO, right?

>>383747876
>giving them a fad prize that won't even be around in a year or two

May as well give them Evo pogs.

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JDCR is probably gonna take it this year

>>383757101
Alex Valle and Art, 2 of the oldest people who still play at Evo are living decently.

>>383760993
Not an Evo champ, but Kuroda, one of the best 3S players of all time, is poor as shit and wanted to play at Evo for a chance at the money

https://twitter.com/zhieeep/status/605939158767370240?lang=en

>>383764706
yes

remember to tune in to espn and keep your stream open this year. we HAVE to beat the smash autists

>>383764716
It doesnt matter who gets the money.
Both smash games together have more than 3k entrants (theres barely any overlap). Compared to the other fgc titles, its like day and night.
Its too much money for them to drop.

>>383764282
because it's all they have after sucking capcom's dick for so long

GIEF AND SNEK IS GOING TO WIN EVO

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What went so unbelievably right with Melee? How come that after all those years it's still the best?

>>383752986
>trannies in FGC are cute, smart and sane
All trannies are psychotic

>>383763125
It's almost like these spotty mechanics aren't actually intentional.

>>383764706
yes. the center disks are fixed and it just spins on bearings. It's marketed as a tool for keeping yourself occupied to pay attention to something.

instead it's something extremely distracting for the person with it and the people around them that you spin around super fast.

>>383764607
bo3 means a better chance at upsets.
someone needs to bring Armada down.
S2J might have done it as genesis if it had been bo3 and he'll be playing him again if he gets through none.

>>383764998
DI makes it interesting

I only pay attention to SF when EVO rolls around.
Is Chunners still the go to pick for people? Last year was all Chuns and the year before that was all Nash's

>>383750432
>I'm so fucking pissed about fat people who complain about video games while still sucking at them
>Ooh look, Boogie2988 and DSP just uploaded new videos.

>>383764879
>Because Wizards gets the money
>It doesnt matter who gets the money

Come back when you have a consistent argument

>>383764829
Don't get me wrong. It's pro gaming, there are definitely going to be people who think they can try to use it as a replacement for a real career and fail. There has to be someone who practices that much.

I'm just asking for details on whether or not the majority of the top players over 30 are still working minimum wage service jobs or if they have real careers alongside their hobby. For instance, I just found out that apparently Daigo's job is working in a nursing home.

>>383765176
Balrog is the go to pick now. Also you got your dates wrong USF4 was played 2 years ago, not SF5

>>383764395
2013 yes, how about 2014? 2015? 2016?

>>383765328
EVO gets the money. Smash brings more more than most of the fgc put together.
That is it. As much as I hate it, smash is not gonna leave EVO.

>>383765328
dumb idiot
if it's capcom getting the money they obviously wouldn't want to drop smash games either, no matter who's getting it they can't afford to lose it.

>>383765389
Thanks

>Also you got your dates wrong USF4 was played 2 years ago, not SF5
I clearly remember Nash mirrors and then Chun being everywhere the next year.
Sure;y I'm not going senile just yet.

>>383765176
now is the time for unga bunga characters, almost all campy players have been dustbinned minus nuckledu and even he plays unga most of the time.

Smash brings almost 150k just in venue fees. If you think EVO is ever going to drop that shit you are more retarded than the dumbest smash shitter.

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NAME ONE (1) FLAW IN MELEE
I BET YOU CAN'T

>>383765406
No, there was no need to, it was mainly to get player's sponsors on screen. It's not like Nintendo is enforcing anything in the melee community thus far.

2013 was also the same year that Nintendo tried to stop Melee from being streamed at EVO, I think they've learned it's not worth the trouble to get involved in stuff like that

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>>383747876
How much of the threads will be people shitting on games they dislike instead of just talking about the things they're actually interested in?

>>383765792
L cancelling
backdash/shieldropping problems

>>383765878
90% or more. I'll probably watch everything except smash

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>>383749103
no

you go

>>383765108
this desu

>>383765792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEA9QSM1BUU

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>>383749103
>or bloody roar

>>383749031
People that are autsistic, or have other mental disorders that make them seem childish.

Normies did buy into it too, but fidget spinners were not created for normies, but instead, for children and people who suffer from autism / ADHD, in order to keep their minds focused on other things.

So, yeah, the joke is that he is saying that Evo, who is giving out free fidget spinners to the people attending, is now pandering to the Super Smash Brothers fans, as they are seen as dumb, childish, and a bit autsitic by the FGC, and most of the pople who tune into watch the Smash matches are underage, or are autistically obsessed with the personalities involved.

It is also a jab at Evo in general, as they usually put Melee, an early Smash Bros title, in a terrible time slot, which has had many Smash fans get all riled up over, which then gives the illusion that Evo prioritizes other games over Smash in general.

Hope that explained things well enough, anon.

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>>383749103
Darkstalkers, Fatal Fury ect etc

>>383765557
you are. All those nash mirrors were only a year ago, SFV only came out last february.
The scene has been getting way bigger since EVO was on ESPN2. There's been several huge tournaments that I didn't even know happened. You were probably thinking of one of those.

ELeague even had a 7 week super milked out invitational aired on TBS with something like 150k champion prize. That ended only a couple months ago. When I saw that shit they were talking about all these other huge tournaments like in China and Europe I never even heard of and were profiling all these guys who had made it big after EVO last year.

>>383764998
It's the only fighting game that's actually based on skill instead of hitting random buttons.

>>383752941
there was a SHITLOAD of hype for evo 2013

now a floaty winning is just going through the motions.

>>383766320
>which has had many Smash fans get all riled up over
except that's just an illusion that /v/ has given you. Most smashers actually don't give a shit.

>>383750476
It was a different time...

>>383765792
How about the fact that the entire game revolves around a fucking glitch.

>>383766832
*exploit

>>383766832
what are we talking about, wavedashing?
There are actually very few glitches that are present in the current meta, wobbling and no landing lag on lasers are the largest ones. Most everything else, including wavedashing, were left in intentionally. The problem is that they had no idea what would happen.

>>383766954
*bug

>>383765792
The competitive scene.
Oh how exciting, the top competitors are
Mew2King
HungryBox
Armada
And Mango
again
for literally the 20th year in a row.

>>383763907
>They fixed it via controller modding
So, even more intentional cheating. Good to know Melee fans have no issue with cheating so long as it positively impacts the viewership of their game.

The Melee community is officially as bad and mid-1990s to early 2000s baseball.

>>383766832
>what is roll canceling
>what is Korean backdash
>what is DHC
>what are fucking combos

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>>383751031
>>383762482
Better AnimEVO schedule

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>>383767425
>tfw VSAV and AC+R top 8s overlap

fuck my life

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Is it time for our boy?

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>>383762482
main:
>gg
>smash
>sfv

side:
>puyo puyo tetris
>catherine
>melty blood
>maybe AH3

>>383767557
>mfw splatfest overlaps with catherine top 8, AH3 top 8, AND gg top 8, as well as melee and SFV semis

I would like to see a new, fully fleshed out Armored Core game. And I'd like to see it as a game that shows up at Evo.

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who else is going to be /comfy/ in /fgg/ without having to hear about smash babbies?

>>383767425
Has AnimEVO always been this much better than the main stage or is that just part of the decline of fighting games?

>>383767980
>/fgg/
>comfy
Nah my man. Maximum comfy is Saltybet

>>383767980
Ill stop by to say just for you.

>>383768105
>saltybet

puke. fucking trash.

fgg isn't comfy but it will be since I won't see any discussion of super smash cucks and can actually discuss hype fighting game moments with my fellow likeminded posters

I'm here in Las Vegas now, but I'm debating on going. Would it be worth?

>>383768195
I've been global banned so many times just for sniffposting. Enjoy your ban and having to reset your router or phonepost, shitter.

>>383755243
>he doesn't know about nuclear fidgeting

>>383768105
Nah, the only way to talk about fighting games is r/kappa

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>>383768239
>Fellow likeminded posters

>>383768239
>>383768336

you sound like a sentient fedora my man

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>>383768406
>/r/kappa

hahaha thicc asians xDDD dat nigga got da gene!! :DD

>>383767980
You wouldn't make this post if you weren't fishing for (YOU)'s, meaning you like having us around.

And anyways the FGC whines way harder about smash being in evo than the other way around, ;^)

>joke is smash is played by kids only
>when really video games are for kids, so it's actually non-smashers who need to grow up

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>a total loss of 3,548 main stage competitors from last year
>McRibzard selling Sunday tickets for pennies on the dollar because they weren't even close to selling out after two of the biggest games got their top 8 put in the ballroom on Saturday
>Smash still has the penultimate time slot, just Tr4sh this time, anyone who hates Smash is in for a REAL treat there
Bye bye, EVO.

>>383768406
>trap porn loving gays in denials
Why not just post on /v/ instead? Same thing.

is sfv still shit? who are the best players right now? I'm just a streamboar who only watches once a year. will justin wong ever win an evo again?

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>>383751031
I always miss evo because of conflicting schedules between The international

This year might be good for me. But I am shit at FGs so I don't know terminologies and I might not follow the action or hype as much as a fan would.

>>383761381
>autists refuse to compete because they forgot to being their 1 in 50 factory defect controller
>autists
>plural
Literally one guy.

You're one of those people who is going to spend 90% of his time in EVO threads shitposting about games you don't like, aren't you? Your apoplectic fits of rage will be somewhat amusing, but really, you should try to chill. The rest of us don't want to wade through your shit.

>>383768504
>the FGC whines way harder about smash being in evo than the other way around
Yeah because it's the FGC that goes to the Smash tournaments and boos just because it's not their game.

Oh wait.

>>383768864
you're changing the topic
Every evo thread is filled with around 10 times as many smash haters (or samefags) as there are otherwise. Irregardless of what happens in real life.

>>383768529
Best players right now are Punk, Nuckledu, Snake Eyez, but SF5 is SF5 so anybody could win out of nowhere. Jwong's chances of winning again are slim though

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>>383751031
Bigger version

>>383765025
>backdashing isn't intentional
...what?

>>383763842

Scanty would never violate the rules and curse on a Christian website. Delete this fraud account.

>>383768864
They weren't booing another game, they decided to announce that there was going to be a delay during a match for some reason and some people booed

>>383769149
is punk a new player? what are the chances of karin in grand finals?

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>>383769150
>work friday
>Weekend off
Just in time for the good stuff. I am sincerely excited for the inevitable Abigail reveal

>>383754930
I take hormones and I'm still male and have no desire to be female.

>>383755104
That looks harder than playing normally though since he's either putting a lot of pressure on his elbows or clenching his abs constantly

>>383769320
Punk has been making grands of nearly every major he's attended recently so high.

>>383767980
Clearly not enough people, because every other post in the /v/ threads will probably be people crying about smash again.

>>383769498
It's because he's Japanese and used to playing on the floor his whole life.

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>>383768014
I have an idea.

We should have separate AnimEVO threads so we don't need to deal with the cancer.

>>383769654
Just let smashfags have their own thread, that's all you need honestly. Shitposting reduced by 98% or more.

>>383769654
that happens every single year

>>383769779
the fgc couldn't resist coming over and shitting up a smash only thread and you know it. It wouldn't change anything.

>>383769637
Are japanese people not allowed to SIT on the floor?

>>383769779
I mostly would like separate AnimEVO threads because they're smaller games and discussion of them would get completely swallowed up by the main EVO threads, but also because the fast-paced EVO threads are filled with the most shitposting.

And I'm sorry but you sound like part of the problem. Just look at this thread, the people whining about smash, including you, outnumber actual smashfags by at least 3:1. If you hate it so much, why not just try not talking about it?

>>383762098
bullshit, jwong is more likely to use Ed