I wanna stick my dick in this bug, but would it dissolve?

>>383747213
Do you think anyone's fucked a bug? I mean surely someone has. Dudes that is, women have it easy since they can just cram a handful in. Assuming shoving small beetles into your urethra doesn't count (And it doesn't) then you would need a fairly sizable bug and would likely have to cut a hole in it. Just something to think about.

>>383747357
I fucking hate this website

>>383747357
I fucking love this website

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>>383747357
I don't think there are any bugs that you could actually fuck, the holes would be far to small. Lettings bugs crawl on your dick doesn't really count. Insects aren't very stretchy either, so if you tried to enter you'd just have a slop of bug guts mashed all over your cock. (Unless you want that) Your best bet would probably be to fuck a giant grub (Pic related), by ripping its head off then fucking the soft interior of its body. It works well, and it's very has soft insides. If you find more grubs of that size, maybe you can arrange them in a ring pattern and fuck the middle like a fleshlight; their softish yet rough skin grazing your cock from all angles; but I don't know how you'd get them to stay still for that.