>Remastered
Day one DLC
/v/
Open World
A game by Hideo Kojima
A dev waifu'd one of the characters
>>383746287
I-Frames
>>383746287
Always online
Brazilians
Kickstarter
NAKED GRANDMA
>>383746287
Story mode.
Microtransactions
>>383746287
Multi-platform gaming. Leave the losers in the dust.
>>383746287
consoles having online as mandatory
>>383746287
lack of splitscreen
see: halo 5
Things you can say about the last boss, but not your girlfriend.
Over casualization
>Early Access
>For new and experienced players
>Different genre then previous installments
>More diversity
>Always online
>f2p
>Grinding
>>383746567
kek I've seen that one
>>383746287
Genuinely, randomly/procedurally generated content and "roguelike" in a game that's clearly nothing like rogue. I almost immediately click away from the store page upon seeing this, unless the game has a reasonably large fanbase of some sort or a LOT of good reviews.
>>383746287
A BIG BLACK COCK, STEVE
>>383746287
>story focused
>>383746752
there was a last boss
>>383746752
Too easy
>>383746445
Top kek
Brazilians
>>383746287
RNG
>>383746752
too many phases
>>383746752
It exists.
>>383746752
That fight was fun
>>383746752
The last boss rarely gives good head
>>383746516
>Always online
>>383746606
>Microtransactions
These two are the ones that annoy me the most. Next up would be the general bugginess / perpetual beta state of modern games. They're so easy to patch now, devs take it as a license to released unfinished shit. I hate that.
>>383746287
>Isn't Minecraft
>>383746817
>randomly/procedurally generated conten
That's one of those things that makes or breaks a game. But I've seen it done right a few times, so it doesn't make my list.
>>383746752
I expected more
>>383746752
I beat it
>>383746287
SJWs
>>383746287
In an MMO...
Any kind of instancing. I'm online to play WITH OTHER PEOPLE motherfucker
>Level Up System/RPG Elements/Buying Upgrades
Just let me play the game the way it's meant to played from the fucking beginning. They only do this so retard casuals think they're actually improving at the game.
>Minecraft/Call of Duty/Nintendo Killer
Dripfeeding features with forced handholding tutorials late into the game.
SJW developers
Black protagonist
>>383746287
>Lead Writer: Anthony Burch
Unlock progression in multiplayer, specifically guns in shooters. Just have everything unlocked from the start.
>>383746507
You know what ONE (1) means, right anon?
>>383747159
Subnautica
>>383746752
Wow, that's a big one.
>>383746752
>/v/ will never sing an Irish drinking song together because it's too much work
>>383747178
You hatin on my boy, Garcian Vega?
>>383747178
>Black protagonist
name one (1) game that does this
Hard mode: That you played
>>383746287
DLC then early access
Ranked multiplayer
>>383747290
Da vinic code Verizon?
>>383747336
What did he mean by this?
>>383746287
>story driven
>open world
>>383746287
Loot crates.
Kickstarter
And
Testsuya Nomura
>>383746287
Rubber-banding
>>383747527
Neither of those can ruin a game because they ensure that the game never comes out.
>>383746752
SHE'S TAKING ON WATER
I miss Drew
>>383747829
Whatever happened to that disgusting fat dyke that was on his show?
>>383746752
The boss didn't have alternate forms
>>383746287
pachinko
>>383746752
WOW!
IT was a glitch, I SWEAR!
I couldn't do ANYTHING!
>>383746752
I got fucked
>>383747290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvBRFqJgtCM
>>383747991
HUT THE LEVER
>>383746287
Pandering
>>383746752
Really? Was that it?
Arrows telling you where to go.
>>383746287
>this game requires origin
>>383747929
When I was a kid, I always assumed that was him in a wig pulling an eddie murphy, and only found out years later it was a separate person.
women
>>383748960
>person
If only
musou
>>383749186
Wait, what? Was it actually just Drew in a wig?
>>383749302
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0455745/?ref_=tt_cl_t3
>>383746287
>PRE-ORDER FOR DLC CHARACTERSI hope it flops
>>383746287
POLITICS STEVE
Online Pass
>>383749604
do those even exist anymore?
>>383746287
Untested/unoptimized control scheme
>>383749714
No. Doesn't stop it from ruining a game though.
>>383749525
>video game features a Nazi as an antagonist
POLITICS!
>video game features a woman who is not killed and raped by the first male enemy she faces
POLITICS!
>video game features black person
POLITIIIIIICS!!!
>>383746287
microtransactions
>>383746287
including 4chan memes
>>383746430
DLC bait.
You don't have it, and the game does it's best to rub it under your nose.
I am looking at you, Johan!
Going to a planet full of orcs and no content.
>>383746287
Having to play with a one-handed controller.
>>383749961
>Video game depicts a fucking flamboyant italian plumber from brooklyn who's enemy is a giant bara-bait dragon turtle, who's dressed up as in traditional mexican garb is the most offensive thing apparently
POLITICS
>"hella"
>>383747159
IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL IM ONLY HUMAN AFTERALL IM ONLY HUMAN AFTERALL
>>383747307
Prototype 2
>>383749961
You sure showed that strawman who's boss
>>383746752
That fight has too many damn phases.
Especially that last one, it was so hard.
>>383751248
There is hella nothing wrong with that.
>>383746287
>collectibles 1/500
>>383751248
Day of the closed-down artisan cafe will come for the pacific northwest soon brother.
>>383748904
>>383746507
Cuck.
>>383746287
women
Name a game that is actually fun, but gets ruined by the fanbase.
Regenerating anything.
>>383752296
What about enemies with regenerating HP?
>>383746752
Wow, it was a fucking QTE.
>>383746567
>>383746839
>>383747307
Walking Dead. Too easy anon.
>>383746752
I had to grind for four days just to finish it.
>>383752345
Depending on how egregious it can make enemies into damage sponges that punish you for taking your time.
It's especially bad when enemies have bottomless stamina/magazines/etc. as well
>>383752272
Online games with customizable female characters
>>383752272
Overwatch
>>383752272
At the moment, Nier.
>>383751648
fuck off, Adam
>>383746287
a talking nigger mc
>>383752272
Undertale, I had a lot of fun going through that game.
fuck every single fan that obsesses over it
>>383752558
This is the only decent one thus far.
>>383746287
[Purchase lootboxes!]
>>383752438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdcleUk-T4U