Crash Bandicoot: N-Sane Trilogy

Don't care, I only play as Crash.

>>383734543
Fuck that CTR when

>>383734869

After a new Crash Bandicoot platformer.

Oh, and it doesn't have to be a CTR remake. Just a racing game that plays just like it.

No one in the UK can play it who didn't pre order it. It's still sold out in most places and has been since launch.

Not sure what everyone was saying, Slippery climb wasn't that bad. Got the gem in my second run of the level and I am eagerly awaiting stormy ascent.

It's trying to get the momentum to make jumps in High Road which was shit. No, I didn't want to do the rope trick.

>>383734543
>HD remaster has DLC
OY VEY

I hope they release a patch that lets you skip the opening logos.

>>383735009
Of the cut levels that were never implemented in the game.

Hell, 3/4 of them were 100% unfinished while one was.

>>383734869
This.

>>383735073
So?

>>383734543
>Missing death animations
Like what? The Arabian Swordsman death animation for Coco?

>>383734959

That's fucking great news.

>>383734959
It is sold out a lot in Ireland too, I have walked into a few shops and seen out of stock signs.

>>383734981
Those time trials are from hell though

>>383734959

Norway as well. I found the game in an electronics store that has a tiny game shelf nobody knows about.

Will they patch Naughty Dog's level designers into the credits?

>tfw only one trophy away from platting all 3 games

Gotta get them Crash 1 gold relics.

>>383735690

Nobody ever gives David Siller the credit he deserves.

>>383735241
>thinking they will add this
>it will have her having her pants chopped off

No way it happens.

>>383734543
it'd be cool if they added her in for all the levels you have to play as Crash with and vice versa.

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My little brother fucking saved over my Crash 1 save. I was 5 plat relics away from being completely done with the game, and had done bullshit trials like High Road.

I'm fucking destroyed /v/.

>>383735801
Pretty fucked up story. Not too sad about Rubin's crew getting scrubbed from Nsane's credits if true.

>>383736203

At least if you do it all over again it'll go faster. But yeah, that sucks ass.

>>383736203
Blame your parents for creating either you or your brother. Whoever you hate the most.

>>383736203
Save over his anus with your penis. Let him know your pain.

>>383735530
Don't try to fool anyone, there's literally dozens of stores in norway that are stocked full of those games

>>383736203
>not setting up a separate account for your retarded brother

I don't want DLC, I want them to fix the fucking rounded hitboxes. I am PRAYING that they'll patch it.

>>383736203
Why are you even sharing a PSN profile with your brother?

>>383736631

He doesn't play PS4 enough to warrant it, and there was multiple save slots for this. VV decided to have a retarded save system where it autosaves to the same slot regardless if you loaded from a different slot. Didn't catch this of course since I didn't think to check for something stupid like that.

>>383736203
you will not divide us

>>383735994
>sword slashes off her hair and she huddles in shame

there, family friendly

>>383735801
>>383736216
explain lads

>>383737709
https://www.reddit.com/r/crashbandicoot/comments/6hask2/crash_bandicoot_reunion_vs_david_sillers_untold/
http://gameranx.com/updates/id/30015/article/crash-bandicoot-dev-alleges-treacherous-relationship-with-naughty-dog-mark-cerny/

>>383737407
>one autosaveslot, game even asks if you want to overwrite/load saves
>WOOOOOW how could i know?

>>383737542
This. All they had/have to do is that instead of her pants getting slashed he chops off her ponytail. She looks at him annoyed/sad and then the game restarts.

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>>383735241
>Flattening deaths of rolling stones and toxic barrels from Crash 1
>Flattening wall in egyptian levels of Crash 3
>Pic related from Crash 3
>Bees from Crash 2
>Knight slashing your waist in Crash 3

Those are just from top of my head that are missing.

Did you buy a PS4 for Crash?

Just got all the gems and keys in Crash 1.

Just need to do the rest of the time trials before moving onto Crash 2.

>>383738332

Nah, I bought it for Bloodborne, and that was the only game I had on it for over a year.
Since then I've obtained Nioh, FFXV, Persona 5 and Crash.

>>383737821
Nothing I could do

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Just wait for the PC port or if someone manages to rip the models for use in SFM.

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>that fucking platinum time for The Lab

How is this shit rational?

>>383738332
Partially, I also bought a bunch of other games at the same time.

>>383738332
Yup

I got a 1TB PS4 from a co-worker for $150

Fucking works wonderfully.

Playing DOOM & Crash The N.Sane Trilogy alongside Mega Man Legacy Collection, GTAV and MKX

Lex is a fine Cortex and all but he can't really turn off the goofball feel.

Clancy could do outright menacing at times, I liked it.

>>383739007
>Doing the relics on Crash 1
Fools.

>>383740259
Why didn't they use Clancy?

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i think coco is a cutie.

>>383734869
im not sure they can remaster ctr as thats still owned by sony

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>>383740259
>mfw first time getting 25 crystals in Crash 2 and hearing Clancy Brown Cortex laugh

>>383740594
Post more of her.

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>>383740945

>>383739007
do it like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ptrsH4feY

>>383740765
Why wouldn't Sony want it remastered?

You mean Universal?

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>>383741043

>>383741223
no i mean sony has the rights to that particular game

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>>383740594
>>383741043
>>383741248
She's quite adorable

>>383738768
There's a way to decrypt the game to get the models but only if you have a 1.76 firmware on ps4. I wish there were any anons that have that firmware and are willing to rip models for us.

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>>383741248
>Dick status: MUH

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>>383741401

>Midnight Run/Orient Express
>Finish Level
>DAT SNUGGLE WITH PURA

I was not prepared for this level of cuteness.

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>>383741534
>bombshell girlfriend stealing your cute sister.
I'm not proud of my fetish.

>>383741897
That's a pretty complicated fetish.

>>383741897
>>383742102
I just like age gap lesbian hentai but I don't know if it has a name.

>>383742102
Doesn't seem complicated. Propably an offshoot of ntr/cuckoldry
>>383742182
No specific name. Just have to fiddle with tags.

>>383734543
The better question is why haven't they patched the stupid pill hitboxes so the game doesn't play like babys first unity project

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>>383742182
Nice shit

>>383734869
Holy shit this

>>383734942
yeah pretty much this I guess. I would like to see CTR and CNK combined into a single game. by that I mean Characters and Tracks.
plus add in new characters that didnt make it into CTR like Koala Kong, N. Brio, Komodo Moe, Rilla Roo etc.

>>383741342
Sony also owns the rights to Crash 1,2 3 and Bash.
all the PS1 games are owned by Sony

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even though its a meme, I hope in a new Crash game, Vicarious Visions makes at least 1 level themed after Dark Souls as a call back to the meme

>>383744465
Fuck off to your containment thread.

>>383744571
the fuck is your problem?

>>383741408
You can't play Crash on any firmware except the latest one.

My ps4 isn't connected to the internet currently and when I put Crash disc in it automatically copied over the latest firmware from the disc before the game would work.

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>>383734869
>CTR
ctr tag team when?

>>383744012
This is my fetish.
>>383744465
Piss off.

>>383744465
What is this Crash-Dark Souls meme? Someone explain it to me fags.

>>383744847
Retarded "journalists" cant get past a level on second island in Crash 1 and start to compare the entire game to Dark Souls in their reviews because DARK SOULS SO HARD AMIRIGHTGUIZE

>>383744847
Basicly "le dark souls is hard" fags are trying to latch on to the Crash franchise because of difficulty

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>>383744847
some "Game journalist" compared it to Dark Souls, Super Meat Boy and the Binding of Isaac and Crash fans have turned it into a meme

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>>383744847
it basicly means
i'm a huge faggot please fuck my face

hey guys breath of the wild is the dark souls of zelda games

>>383738241
But all of them are in the game

When Crash flattens in the wall he looks at you now
And when the knight slashes you, instead of the legs walking away, the upper part of the body falls off like a tree

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>>383740594
Yes

>>383744465
Catacombs. Has to be.

The whole time I wished I was playing as Crash instead.

>>383744847
the same people who were shitty at dark souls were reminded theyre also shit at other games too

>>383745112
sauce pls

>>383738241
>Bees from Crash 2
>Her head gets big and she falls over

>>383745178
Crash has those deaths
Coco does not. Most of them have been made into generic angel deaths.

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>>383745274

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>>383738241

>>383740480
Probably just didn't have interest anymore. He hasn't voiced Cortex in a long time.

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Why couldn't they get rid of the jumping of nitro crates? I fucking hate them so much.

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>>383738332
Yes, actually. Then I played Uncharted 4 and Bloodborne then I realized Consoles have no fucking games this gen...

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>>383744465
when I said
>1 level themed after Dark Souls as a call back
I didnt mean take a level and enemies from Dark Souls and put it in a Crash game, I ment make a Crash level and design it too look like Dark Souls, so like the dark levels in Crash 1, and the Castle levels in Wrath of Cortex, but up the challenge to that of Stormy Ascent or High Road

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>Nigga sayin Coco getting flattened and shit is "adorable" like anybody fooled

>>383745381
Will she appear in future games or will she cuck Crash again and then dissapear forever?

>>383745528
You should still kill yourself for merely being a soulsfag.

>>383741526
Source dear god pleass!

>>383745390
if only this artist would do the inflating and flattening death animations as well.....

>>383745568
If Crash Bang Boom were of any indication, then she'll be the Daisy of the Crash series. I don't see any other role for her beyond that or cameo appearances.

>>383745602
Im actually not a Soulsfag, I only have played Demons Souls and didnt like the gameplay

>>383742182

age_difference
yuri

there you go

>>383745674
He did the bee death but its her covered in stingers instead of just getting a big head, hands, and feet. He also drew Coco in the scuba suit and put the blowfish in the background making a pepe face.

>>383744847
Retards who used to post .gif's of unfortunate events with the filename "Sen's Fortress" are now calling hard games the "Dark Souls of *genre*".

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>>383745674
>>383745938

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>>383745674
He has done quite a bit. I just finish coloring this one

>>383745674
>>383745938
blog of the artist?

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>>383745674
>>383745938
>>383746067

Fuck Piston it Away's gem.

Hated it back then, hate it now.

Also belly slamming on bee hives stops bees spawning

>>383745267
artist is captaineaglesmut. also does a lot of porn of Peacock from Skullgirls.

>>383746239
Is that a glitch or does it destroy the hive?

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>>383745938

>>383746578
Not sure what it is, but if you belly slam as the hive starts buzzing right on top of the hole, no bees spawn.

Tried it in the original and yes, it works.

>>383746239
Speaking of that level, the three boxes you have to backtrack for in the bonus level is nuts.

>>383746612
too shitty, not cute/hot enough

>>383736203
I'm not surprised. Having Save on Square and X on load has made me make a similar mistake.
That said, you're still a retard for not having a different PS account for him.

>but he doesn't play ps4 enough
So? You should honestly be running at least two psn accounts on your ps4 for the different deals already, just have them use that. That's what my girlfriend (male) does.

>>383746406
and you forgot to mention that most of his stuff is confused/coerced blowjobs

like im not saying its bad, but he found his ideal subjects early

>>383747271

oral fixation is the patrician choice

>>383744750
That sucks. There was a guy who ripped final fantasy xv models from the ps4 that was not compatible with older firmware.

>>383734543
What DLC?

>>383747162
>I'm not surprised. Having Save on Square and X on load has made me make a similar mistake.
Same, I'm so glad for the fucking autosave or lese I would've accidentally pushed myself back a few levels

>>383734543
Death animations aren't that important.

>>383748308
Extra levels that were near complete, but scrapped from the original game for reasons unknown.

>>383748308
There's a few trophies that are unobtainable. Games like gravity rush or nioh had those aswell and they were listed for DLC:

>>383748409
It's a fetish thing mate

slapstick violence is basically an offshoot of inflation, flattening people, that thing where someone gets hit by a hammer and gets turned into an accordion, they love that shit

To be fair, part of me thinks that the reason why Coco doesn't have the death animations is because the developers ran out of time.

Wasn't it revealed that she wasn't suppose to be playable and that her addition was a last minute thing?

Other than that, it'd be fantastic if they added them in later in patches.

>>383748409
It's part of the humour mate.

The reason why Crash was so popular back then is because of his personality and his death animations conveyed that a lot.

>>383748567
Stormy ascend was scrapped because it was too hard and was removed at the last possible minute. The level before Ripper Roo was just unfinished.

As someone who has never played it, what was so great about CTR? It looks like a typical Kart racing game.

>>383750124
I can't speak for everyone but the game had a shit ton of singleplayer content aswell as really fun multiplayer. The maps were fucking great aswell.

>>383750124
Active participation in your own speed. You don't just press X to go forward, you have to carefully keep your slides going on the turns while pressing that boost button again and again and again to keep your speed. The weapons were not the game, but the flavor on top of the actual game.

>>383750341
>>383750381
Neat, maybe one of these days I'll emulate it. Would be cool if it got a remaster with online play.

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>>383740965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nFdvh0_Cto

>>383750530
It's really cool to see crash running anywhere in a convention or a party. When you go against new players, you can wreck them so hard even if they throw the super OP weapons from the last place and if you're against players of similar skill you're gonna have a heck of a fight.

So why did they downgrade the colour gems from 6 to 5?

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>>383735994
>>383735241

Requesting someone draw Cocos outfit being torn off by the swordsman. I dare it

Is it me or are a lot of the time trials in Crash 2 dependent on getting a good obstacle cycle when you grab the clock? I'm trying to do pack attack and there's a lot of times where the wires and lasers are lined up so I can't move forward without waiting which fucks up the run. Other times I'm blazing through the same area without any issue because everything's out of the way.

>>383751163
It's the same as Tomb Wader in 3 really, you need a good cycle.

Hangin' out is a nightmare for this reason.

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>>383751010
Already been done

>>383751010
It's been done already. Not posting it because mods are fags and ban for posting furry.

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>>383751010
>>383751539
Also this one done way before remakes were ever announced.
Wrong level, but still.

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>>383750124
This is why

Item balance is also really good, as you can stop most projectiles with TNT or flasks.

>>383752068
That's a fucking perfect presentation.

>>383752412
>ban evading

That's 100% ironic of you.

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>tfw same game over screen and credits for every game

>>383750917
eh?

>>383753598
In Crash 1, there are 6 coloured gems.

In Crash 2 and Warped, there are 5 of them. I am just wondering why.

>>383752412
>Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian
Kill yourself ban-evading Canadian

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>>383741534
> actually drooled a little when looking at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL9hfFDNWlo
Needs more Hot and Bitter

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>>383746091
Who's this artist?

He draws the proportions and expresions pretty good, they look like a cartoon and are great

>>383751539
Where's the version with the panties?

>>383753650
oh
maybe to suit the new warp room level distributio. But I think some warp rooms had two coulored gems while some none tho.

>>383753883
Non-canon, as far as I'm concerned.
Also I'm already tempting fate by posting >>383751934

How would you name a CTR+CNK+CTTR remaster?

N.Tense trilogy?

>>383754161
race.N trilogy

>>383754161
N. Bodiment of shit taste

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>>383746680

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anyone here play Crash Bash?

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How about fixing the level geometry instead? They altered physics would probably work fine if the platforms weren't rounded.

>>383753803
The artstyle looks extremely like Guy Collins. He hasn't confirmed his identity yet though.

>>383754439
the platforms aren't rounded, the problem lies in the character hitbox. The default hitbox shape for unity is a pill shape, whereas the original versions had a cube or vertical cylinder or something.

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>>383754431
me and my friend are currently trying to 200% Crash Bash. fuck that shit is hard

>>383754161
Trash.
scrap CTTR all together
make it a CTR+CNK and Bash Party combo game and name it Crash Party Pack

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>>383745568
She is one of the new main villains of the brand new VV Crash game along Pinstripe ad Fake C

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>>383754663
>The default hitbox shape for unity
This game was made in unity?

>>383755362
how do you know he is argentinian

>>383755514
K how to evade bahs is not that much of a far stretch from knowing how to see other people's IPs

>>383755460
>revolver in 45mm
woah

>>383734869
>During the interview with Metro Game Central, Vicarious Visions producer, Kara Massie refused to rule out the possibility of a remaster of Crash Team Racing for the PlayStation 4. Massie has also acknowledged that she's repeatedly asked about Crash Team Racing, explaining that the game gets “asked about a lot” by the fans.

>>383755503

Whoops, no it wasn't, some of the lighting looks similar to some default unity presets I've seen before, so I assumed. It's actually Havok

I guarantee on my own grave that Twinsanity, Wrath of Cortex and CTR will be announced soon, along with the Spyro remaster pack.

Do they plan to do anything now the game's out?
Like patches or dlc or anything?
Would be a shame to see it go untouched given the minor flaws that could easily be fixed

>>383755460
>45mm

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I did a thing. Sorry about the loss in quality.
https://my.mixtape.moe/acvoop.webm

>>383735073
Should have been a freebie as a bonus to pick the collection up.

>>383750124
You win most likely because you're good at the game, not because the game gave you an item.
It rewarded precise and fast play. Better than Mario Kart imo.

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This the Coco thread?

>>383734959

I had a bit trouble finding it as well. I just went digital.

>>383736203

>Not putting a password on your shit

Funny enough same thing happened with Crash 1 on the original PS1. Ever since then, I just hid my memory card when I was done playing.

>>383753803
mario-grant.tumblr.com

>>383735073
no excuse - usually those are added as a bonus fore re-buying the fucking game again

>>383757351
>fore re-buying the fucking game again
there has never been a crash trilogy

How's the PSOne Classics version of CTR? Thinking of buying it on ps3 after seeing how hard everyone dickrides that game.

Are the other kart racing games any good? Nitro Kart, TTR, etc.

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>>383757574

>>383757889
>Nitro Kart
it's decet. Not as "tight" as CTR

>TTR
too gimmicky. Can be fun but it's totally different from CTR

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>>383736203

I'm back, and I reobtained all the Plats I've lost. My hands fucking hurt and I'm surprised the thread's still up.

I'll never understand why the fuck they gave Coco eyeshadow and lipstick. She looked so much better without.

I read somewhere that 100%'ing the games unlocks the pre-order themes for those who missed them. Is this true?

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>Be 20
>Never played a Crash game before
>Coco threads pop up on my /v/
>She tickles my dick for some reason
>Want to play Crash now
>Don't have $40 to spend on a game right now
>Worried because I don't wanna be a furry faggot
Please help

>>383759698
no

>>383759698
How could pre-order themes be pre-order if everyone's able to get them?
Don't get me wrong, I wish unlockable shit on vidya was still a thing

>>383758462
Nicely done desu.

>>383759823
submit faggot, burn $40 at your next check

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What's the best way to get lives in 2?
I remember someone posting something about bees but I can't quite do anything that would give lives

>Road to Nowhere time trial
>doing it legit because why bother if you plan to run the ropes
>finally get it
>Sapphire
Finally settled with gold but goddamn. It was fun as hell though, that kind of tight platforming is my shit.

>>383760750

The bear in the warp room. Jump on it a lot.

>>383760824

Rope-running in the trials is a legit skill. If you do it at the end with the turtles you can nab yourself a Plat. High Road expects you to rope-run to get the plat.

>>383761058
>High Road expects you to rope-run to get the plat
That's disappointing if true. I'm glad VV kept it in since it was in the originals but I find no satisfaction in using them - even if they're harder to use. As long as I can nab a gold without them then I'm cool.

>>383760750
You stand right next to a bee hive and when you see the first bee pop out you immediately slide spin and it will kill all the bees that come out giving you a life.

Gives you a life every few seconds.

>>383761609

You probably can, but if you can nail the rope jumps up until the Aku Aku mask it should buy you enough time do the rest of the level normally with time to spare. Those are the most reliable rope jumps and they're early in the level.

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>time trial on spaced out
>jump over nitro crate
>it jumps up and hits me
Who the fuck thought this was okay

>>383756483
thanks for misrepresenting crash fans, furfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SS6JRrUH2g

>Crash NSane gets a long-awaited patch
>It fixes nothing about the physics
>It does let you skip the intro video though

>>383763148
Worth it

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https://youtu.be/ZdI__HWLQ9Q

>>383763148

Crash N.Sane Trilogy Patch Notes:

>Bonus Rounds in Crash 1 don't show the load screen when entering and exiting, it's a black screen transition instead
>Turtle hitboxes have been flattened to prevent slipping off of them
>Castle Machinery Time Trial Start moved to the start of the level
>Time Trial added to The Great Hall
>The menu no longer needs to load after the title sequence
>Cortex now says "press start to begin" at the N.Sane Trilogy title screen
>You can now restart levels without having to be in a Time Trial
>intro for the N.Sane trilogy can now be skipped
>Spyro Demo code unlocks a newly added achievement
>Fake Crash is now unlockable

>>383763498
woah

>>383763498
woah

>>383734543
I want them to patch in a Death Animation that has a 1% chance of happening where you collapse to your knees, then fade out with the death cry and 'YOU DIED' text from the Souls games.

just fucking live the meme.

>>383740480
Clancy had a miserable time. Universal underpaid him and mistreated him. The final straw was parents complained that he was to menacing so he fucked off

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>>383736203
When i was five or what ever i saved over my uncle's DK64 save file because i wanted to be #1.

He was 1 golden banana away from completion.

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Never played the originals, and I fucking suck at it. Slow progress. Was jumping up onto moving platforms always a pain in the original? You need full model clearance and then some to get onto these.

>>383766305
This webm gives me a healthy chuckle, the originals were worse if you jump straight in with no experience of playing them before, the remakes are far better in terms of judging jumps.

>finally get the gold relic in Road to Nowhere after about an hour and a half's worth of retries

High Road is going to be fun, isn't it?

>>383766745
Road to Nowhere and High Road don't bother me too much
It took me fucking 2 hours to get a god damn fucking Gold relic on Generator Room
FUCK that level
It pisses me off so fucking much

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>>383766485
Is there a 'proper' way for dealing with this enemy type swiftly? Besides the slow way I used at the end. Hitboxes on everything is kinda fucky, takes a few deaths to get a feel for them.

>>383766918
Slow way is the way you're supposed to do it, in some levels these enemies are also used to get some hidden crates or tokens.

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Crash? Crash! Crash, my battery's fried. Make yourself useful, big brother, and bring an extra battery for me

>remember Vicarious Visions from the GBA/DS times of doing rather solid takes of console games on handhelds
>look up their history of recently titles
>Skylanders Skylanders and more Skylanders since 2011
The poor guys. Working on Crash must have been a huge break for them.

>>383766918
There's the slow way, but there's also spinning into its underside while its in the air (landing on you), and there's jumping into the screen around the enemy, but that's if you're in a hurry.

>>383768240
Do you think they could do an ACTUAL Spyro remake?

Skylanders and other toys-to-life shit is really about dead. Skylanders is pretty old, Disney Infinity is dead, Lego Dimensions hopped on the bandwagon too lat

>>383768624
Spyro aged worse than Crash. They're better off making an actual new Spyro in the vein of the originals.

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>coco shrinking death

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>>383762942

See

>>383751934
>>383745406
>>383741173
>>383741043
>>383741401
>>383741740
>>383745232

>>383762942
Are you not loco 4 the Coco?

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>>383762942
he's pretty accurate

>>383745112
WOAH

>>383738332
For Nier, actually and Gravity Rush 2.
Thanks PC ucks for ruining discussion of the former.

>>383739007
That is by far the most ruthless one in the game. I think the dev time is like 2 seconds under it, that's how bad it is. Even Gold is a struggle; you have to cut so much down.

>>383764316
Source?

KRASHU BANDIKUU!

>>383765274
He stuck around til CNK at least. Lex was a good comedic Cortex but can't pull off the gravitas.

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>>383736203
>Chad arrests you
>Chad is your younger brother
>While you're in jail he saves over your savefile
F-fucking chad!

>>383736203
TOBLEROWNED

Ok, what is the fastest way to do N.Sanity beach platinum?

I get half a second or quarter of a second off but have no idea where I am losing it.

>>383766918
89/90 fucking kek

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>excited as hell that I got 42.56 in Bear It
>check the leaderboard
HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE DO IT IN 32.85?
I don't fucking get it
It's like this in every single fucking level
How do people get 10 seconds under par
It's fucking mindblowing
what the fuck

>>383766305
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE LOST CITY BRO

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>>383744465
If that means having decent Castle themed levels I'm in. The Medieval levels in Warped are lazy trash, they made 3 of them without diversifying them one bit save from the giants. Not even an hidden gem, a secret or a death/gem route or anything exciting. It's as if they made them on autopilot. You know there's a problem when the Bonus section looks more interesting than the main level. This is why I can't play Warped for long, its levels constantly jump from awesome to shit back and forth.

they going to put in the "yeehaw" after you beat a boss? or was there a reason they took it out?

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>Crash Crush
>boulder doesn't destroy crates at the end
>57/58

I'll go fuck myself then

>>383778779
I personally thought it as annoying, and maybe they did too. They still have a yeehaw when you beat cortex though.

>>383736203
Is it this tough for all of crash 1? I'm up to native fortress and am basically resetting every time I get something sub optimal,

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>>383777552
>get 52 seconds in plant food
>wr is 44 seconds
>top 5 goes up to 50.1 (at the time)
>oh shit I could get at least top 5, that could be fun
>spend hours playing over and over but only scrape a 50.9
>scope some speedrunning forums to find some movement tech I might have missed
>turns out they glitch the level and finish early
Well FUCK