Does anyone like this game?

only eva's retarded meme spewing teenage fanbase likes his game

someone probably does

>>383720929
Indivisible is going to come out before this I bet.

>>383720929
To be honest i only know of it because the deff cries all the time that its banned.

>>383720929
Teenage girls

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>>383720929
Don't know, I do know he can't code for shit and won't accept any advice.

>>383720929
eva get the fuck out already

>>383721401
Non-coding fag here, what exactly is wrong here?

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>>383721401
what the fuck

>>383721507
I don't code either but the way I've seen it explained is that he's basically doing it the hard/retarded way when he could condense all of that to like 2 lines that do the same thing but faster/better.

>>383721545
Imagine a timeless art piece, which is smart, grabs peoples attention and is technically the epitome of the craft of art. And then you have pic related, which is a art piece from your 4th class hanging on the fridge. It is still art, but you know, it's simplistic and inefficient shit.

>>383721545
you could test for each of these individual things separately via an array. you could do the majority of that block in like four lines.

this is spaghetti code.

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>>383721773
Correct. Here's another one. I will post the others too while I'm at it.

>>383721401
sause?

>>383721401
>>383722126
If it works than why does it matter?

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>>383722180
Also a friendly reminder that if you do want to learn how to code, teach yourself proper coding etiquette and people usually will help you improve your code if you ask them.

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>the best thing there is to do in this game right now is collect cassette tapes, a gimmick from freaking peace walker

>>383722373
Takes longer to execute, if the entire game is coded like this the whole game will run like shit and break more easily. Fixing it after the fact will also be much more difficult.

>>383722373

Because its retarded

Its like building a house out of sticks. Sure you could get it to functionally "work" but still doesn't make it a good idea

>>383722392
Yes, even /g/ just so happens to have a coding general which will help you improve your code by pointing your retardation you put in to.

>>383722373
Imagine that you want to paint a wall in any color you like. You could use a big brush or a single brush hair. Both work, but why would people prefer one solution over the other?

I hate to defend EVA but who gives a fuck if the code is retarded and poorly made as long as the game works?

I see romhacker and translators shitting on japanese code for old games a d even modern arcade games (most likely confusing on purpose to delay piracy and cracking until a new version of the game comes out) for being a mess. So a shit code has no bearing if the game's good or not. Yandere Sim still shit though.

>>383722373
shoving your fingers in your butthole to remove the turds one by one works too but you dont see people doing that

How long do you think eva can milk this thing until all the teenagers get tired of not having a full game and abandon his ass?

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>>383722605
Forgot pic.

>>383722693
I've always assumed that he genuinely intends to make a game but that he's incompetent. Do you think he's just after people's neetbux?

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>>383722754
Bonus pic. Whenever I feel my code is shit I just look at this and laugh.

>>383722392
Yet another reminder. Basement-Coders are usually autistic snobs who froth at the mouth because someone didn't know something.

What they say is often very good information though, even if they have the social skills of an British muslim in a room full of kindergarteners.

>>383722693
When they hit puberty and finally realise the grave mistake of supporting him on patreon, thousands of dollars for a fan game with so many copyrighted content inside that it will be impossible to sell. Eva is stupid enough to think he will get away with charging for this shit. Waiting for the inevitable removal of all memes/references/music/models due to legal issues, leaving the game empty.

>>383722754
DELETE THIS

>>383722180
> /////////////////////////
> /// Accessories ///
> ///////////////////////

What did he mean by this?

>>383722971
Male == Accessory

>>383722832
Nah, those ambitious small team indie titles do take forever and he's too obsessed to be done with it so he's constantly adding shit people will not even notice

>>383722832
I don't think it's a complete scam but he does do things that he knows are a waste of time to avoid working on it.
>reading every single email people send him
>streaming other games
>stopping regular development every time he sees something he liked in a different game so he can cram it in

>>383722617
>who cares if a game is poorly optimized

>>383722679
kek

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>>383722926
>public override
IF MY SHIT UP OR ELSE

>>383723107
>stopping regular development every time he sees something he liked in a different game so he can cram it in
I physically cringe whenever he makes videos explaining the mechanics of that new game he tried and how he can copy them. I had to unsub from his youtube. I cannot take his antics anymore.

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>>383722180
>>383721401
>>383722392
Does this guy even know what a "switch" is?

>>383723043
>>383723107
>>383723338
I haven't been watching him recently but he always just struck me as a nearly Ulillillia tier autist. I don't think he'll ever finish the game but I think he really is trying in his own inefficient way.

>>383723107
>stopping regular development every time he sees something he liked in a different game so he can cram it in

This is what literally puts a game in development hell. You should always have goals outlined and accomplish them as your objective. Not just figure out/steal mechanics as you go.

>>383720929
It's hardly a game, saying I like it means you're aksing me "If I really want to play any game on my computer right now, would this be my first or second option?" This shit is so broken and barely has a plot or defined gameplay mechanics and is no where close to being done. Say what you want about TobyFox and Undertale but at least he MADE a good game and didn't dicktease people for a couple years and years to come.