>girl joins server >she integrates well and there is no drama

>things that never happened

I'll take shit that never happened for several billion dollars.
Women always ruin everything.

ITT: things that never happened
>me getting laid

Yeah i love giving people special treatment just for having an extra hole

>>383710960

>That one girl on the server that plays regularly
>Her beta sub orbiter is always at her side, litterally her guard dog
>She is extremely annoyed by it and keeps killing him he keeps coming back
Kinda turned me on

>girl joins the server
>annoying fuck that ask for items and act like a fucking anime
fucking trannies

As much as women ruin everything, I have to say that I hate the thirsty betas that immediately start white knighting and kissing someones ass just because they are a girl even more. Fuck those faggots.

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>>383710960
>girl joins server
>she integrates well and there is no drama
>and then THAT guy joins and realizes there's a girl there

>>383710960
>girl
there is your problem
>inb4 lmao I bet u don't have any girls on ur discord
yeah naw, see the problem is you even talk about it, then it becomes about not whatever the server was about, but muh vagina
so basically, go fuck yourself

>>383710960
>girl joins a server
>actually a girl (male)

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>>383710960
>no drama
bullshit, if it's not the girl causing it, it's that one guy hounding her the entire time

>>383710960
>girl joins the server
>you are also a girl
>How the fuck do I react? She might blow my cover.

>>383711886
Um...just be yourself, sweetie?

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>>383710960
>get queued up with a girl
>nobody says anything

>>383710960
>girl joins server
>everyone abuses her
>i stand up for her
>she thanks me by becoming my girlfriend
Love it when that happens

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>>383711489
>Constantly flirts with her whenever he can
>She just wants to play the game
Don't be that guy.

>girl joins server
>integrates well
>tells me that my friends are conspiring against me
>this turns out be false
>we exile her

I don't get it. Its like she saw our tight knit group of friends and deliberately tried to tear it apart. Good thing none of us were thirsty retards.

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>>383710960
>girl joins server
>integrates with everyone
>leaves

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>>383711952
What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.

>>383712061

>Girl joins server
>Guys are mean to her
>I whiteknight her
>She adds me on social media and tells me about the problems with hey boyfriend
>She gets so wet from my ability to be a perfect listener and best friend that she leaves her boyfriend and now lives with me
Why does this always happen to me

>>383712148
bitches be cunts yo

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>>383710960
>girl joins server
>she integrates well and there is no drama
>that one obvious /v/irgin tries to constantly provoke her into lolcow shit anyways hoping that she'll cause drama

>girl joins the community
>it turns out they're a tranny
>another girl joins the community
>also a tranny

>>383712238
>girl joins server
>immediately meet up for blowjob and reverse cowgirl with her and her sorority sisters
Every time. I only play single player because of this shit

>>383710960

my gf loves mmos and always becomes friends with most of her guild. but it seems there's always another girl who can't handle that, so I guess in a way my girlfriend also ruins guilds.

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>>383712218

Excellent

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>>383710960
>Friend invites girl to the party
>Acts completely different and agrees with everything she does and says

Why are faggots so easily influenced?

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>>383712396
They should mud wrestle. To see who's the better girl, that is.

>>383712342
Good thing about them travelling in tranny packs is that getting rid of one will rid you of them all

>>383712475
You need to act differently around people you want to fuck. He found a method that worked for him, it just also happens to make him a doormat.

>Girl join overwatch group.
>So far she has sleeped with 4 of our 12 regular players
>Everybody is ok with this.
>She is a decent widow/tracer player
>Diamond rank

...Not sure how I should feel about this.

>>383712779
Don't worry about it
Eventually she will be the sole reason that the group dissolves
But don't worry about it

She's good at defending her back.

I've had this happen so many times, and it's often not the girl's fault.
You can have a steady strong group with just guys being good buddies, then a girl comes along WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES and the guys will start to talk to each other less and everyone just starts to cater to the girl.

>>383712526

from what I've seen it usually ends in the other girl having some sort of toddler fit, or saying everyone hates her (including her boyfriend or friend in the guild), or leaving the guild (or rejoining for some more drama). not sure if this is normal, but saw it happen a few times back in vanilla wow days with other girls. maybe I'm just a misogynist

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>girl joins server
>couple kids try to start some shit
>she makes insinuations about their penis size
>everyone shuts up

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>trans "girl" joins server
>is actually a decent person

>>383710960
>Then i woke up

Nice dream bro.

>play casual MMO
>surprising amount of actual girls playing
>they're all better at farming good than I am
>they use it all on cosmetic equipment with no stat benefits
Motivation is a strong thing.

>>383711427
I hate the black knights that will talk shit and make a huge deal out of someone in voice chat being a woman just because they are a girl as well. Literally just want to play the game, I don't know why someones' gender has to become a huge thing.

>>383712968
>>383711014

>>383710960
>girl joins server
>gender isnt mentioned so there is no issue

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>Best friend brings girl into our group
>We hang with her irl and online
>She doesn't fuck up the group dynamic
>She doesn't sleep with any of us
>She's a pretty chill bro

We all wanted to fuck her though