Woah haha is me Crash, your large marsupial friend...
he never said that
>image.jpg
why I'm not surprised?
>>383710502
Stop being so sad, Crash
>large
No he said orange
>large
He says orange. Go get your hearing tested anon.
>>383710502
>large
It's ORANGE
>>383710502
>>383711081
>>383711109
>>383711119
Guaranteed replies.
>>383711069
I'll try...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkBqOmelX28
Fuck off underage b&
GO GO GADGET THE AIR IS NOW MAYONNAISE
HEY HEY HEY
WHERE'S MY LETS PLAY?
lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme
mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe
which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know
its hard to pick but please try your best hahae
>>383712004
>he literally can't help but shitpost
Autism of the highest degree, you're the funniest scream of all.
>>383712161
>thread after thread where the OPs say the same thing and everyone replies with the same memes over and over day after day
>but only the copypasta that is critical of oney is called autism
How selective of you, Anon. Projecting, maybe?
>>383712718
>he keeps coming in a thread that triggers his timbers
>why doesn't anyone like my ebin shitpost :(
Really makes you think...
>>383712718
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/lol%20oh%20man%20yes%20these%20threads%20are%20the%20best%20lol%20everyone%20post%20your%20favorite%20meme/
Yeah, not autistic at all.
MODS
>>383710502
Bep bep bep bep bep
>>383712161
who is this cute
>>383713149
Some Anon's gf from a midnight release thread.
>>383712945
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/HEY%20kingdom%20hearts/
Really makes you think
>>383713243
Lucky him, looks almost like my ex.
>>383712004
>sat in resturant alone
>hear two people talking about thing i dont like
>can barely contain my rage
>storm over to thier table, snarling uncontrollably
>roll up my trenchcoat sleeves and stare those cunts right in the face
>laugh loudly at them before letting them know how FUCKING stupid they are
>they break down in tears, in awe of my flawless criticism
>they promise to never set foot in my resturant ever again
>other resturant goers give me a standing ovation as I throw them out
>take my certificate from the resturant manager and leave
>>383713149
that's my brother
>>383713395
which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know
its hard to pick but please try your best hahae
>ywn have friends with whom you can just sit on a couch and just make dumb jokes while passing around a controller
Why do oneykids threat /v/ like an oney fanclub? Every single other eceleb who gets posted here gets shit on, but when it happens in oney threads the defense force shows up and cries about it.
I don't understand why they don't just go to reddit. Not even in a "GO BACK" way, but in a serious "you will be able to discuss your favorite ecelebs without interruption in a place where it's actually wanted" way.
But of course, they believe they're "too good" to go there, so they'll keep posting it here even though it doesn't belong and they can't even discuss it anyway because of everyone telling them to fuck off. And yet they remain. Hell, there'll be about 20 more oney threads made today. At LEAST take it to /trash/
>>383713473
>>ywn have friends
The oneyplays fanbase has arrived
>>383713463
>sat in resturant alone
>hear two people talking about thing i dont like
>can barely contain my rage
>storm over to thier table, snarling uncontrollably
>roll up my trenchcoat sleeves and stare those cunts right in the face
>laugh loudly at them before letting them know how FUCKING stupid they are
>they break down in tears, in awe of my flawless criticism
>they promise to never set foot in my resturant ever again
>other resturant goers give me a standing ovation as I throw them out
>take my certificate from the resturant manager and leave
>>383713587
Because like you say they feel they're not redditors, even though they expect to be able to use /v/ like an oneyplays subreddit.
>I made a thread on /v/ about my favourite youtubers and suddenly anons showed up and said they were shit WTF???
Either accept that people are going to shit on your autistic underage wacky noises garbage or go to reddit and enjoy the circlejerk, that's the options.
>>383713587
because they say some the occasional /v/ may mays for the kids here to feel like they can relate, like lost, brown bricks, mario rap, and eh reh.
They want to feel like "haha i know thay refrenece from my secret club back at /v/ :D"
>>383710502
woah is me..
>>383713587
>implying /trash/ even wants e-celeb shit
>>383713751
Anon, please, we're trying to discuss oneyplays. Don't you want to have an oneyplays thread? Just ignore the haters. Now tell me... which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know
its hard to pick but please try your best hahae
>>383713710
I got friends
I just ain't got friends who like vidya
How long have Oney threads had these lame pastas?
>>383713958
i am dont you remeber this clasic moment
>sat in resturant alone
>hear two people talking about thing i dont like
>can barely contain my rage
>storm over to thier table, snarling uncontrollably
>roll up my trenchcoat sleeves and stare those cunts right in the face
>laugh loudly at them before letting them know how FUCKING stupid they are
>they break down in tears, in awe of my flawless criticism
>they promise to never set foot in my resturant ever again
>other resturant goers give me a standing ovation as I throw them out
>take my certificate from the resturant manager and leave
>mfw most of the people shitting on these threads are 16-23
**WOOSH SOUND** ugh, WOW that was intense! WHU- I just flew in through the new ruins level and boy are my arms tired HAH. Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you very much. That was funny stuff, wow funny stuff doc did you see that? **WOOSH** Hi! I'm crash, crash Bandicoot! The super marsuperial, the wonder from down under! The rocket with a pocket! You may remember me from my last adventure where I just oh, I don't know, saved the world. (You're welcome) and now I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. **PING WOOSH** Your just in time to see my new digs! Crash 2 is incredible! It's bigger, it's deeper, it's even wider! It has over 30 levels. Its absolutely totally different from anything you've ever experienced. Check out these cool new moves! *Crash jumps* Whoa hah! Good thing i'm not wearing tight pants cus they would have ripped for sure! HAHA WOO, I also ride this cool jetpack, and this most excellent jet ski! *vrrmm vrrmmm vrmmm* WOOHEHEOOO HAHAAA! But what I really want is crystals, lots of crystals, we really need those crystals more than ever becaus- **sniff sniff** hey, do you smell something? **sniff sniff** it's not me, I think I smell a rat. Oh well it must be my imagination. Hey, speaking of rats, you know the mad scientist from the last crash bandicoot, dr neo cortex? Heh, HE'S BAAAAACK. Hah, turns out he's a pretty nice guy, went to one of those self-help seminar, turned over a new leaf, he says he's going to help me out this time yeah, help me out. Know what I told him? Why don't you take a 12 step program off a 10 step pier HAHAHAHAAAA.
>>383714017
Yeah wtf remember when it used to be people saying BROWN BRICKS and HOMER WE'RE IN UNDERTALE over and over and over and over and over and now suddenly there are pastas ruining those great threads
they're a bunch of depressing cunts with no good jokes to make, can't believe I used to like oney, given that when he was an animator, for the most part all he ever fucking did was horribly harsh criticisms of other youtubers, while rarely producing content of quality himself, and after those years of acting above others for being an animator instead of the usual crud, he's given it up to be a fucking video game LPer, someone who in the past he probably though he was better than.
And it's just them being a bunch of angsty fucking depressing cunts every time, just making stupid fucking noises and being assholes, like who the fuck likes these guys?
How old are they even supposed to be at this point? I swear they're in their 30s or late 20s and they act like their angry 13-17 year old viewer base.
The best thing he's ever made is hellbenders and it was 2 episodes, it reeks of desperately trying to get picked up by a network too, but I non picked it up for obvious reasons, given it's childish as fuck without actually having child appropriate content, guess when it didn't work out he just fuckin gave up, can't really blame him but I also don't like him.
>>383714157
I'm not saying they were anything spectacular before. You sure don't get this kind of autism in the daily TBFP threads though.
>>383714110
>dude oneyfans are all intelligent grown men with children, jobs and wives and it's a bunch of dumb children who are making fun of le funni scream ecelebs lmao
Yeah sure, that's what's happening
>>383714310
But Anon, oneyplays is IRONICALLY shit, don't you GET it? ;^)
>>383714310
>hellbenders
>good
don't you have a podcast to make every 6 months Zach? newgrounds humor has aged like milk and it's no wonder they all had to resort to either lets playing or bitching on twitter.
>>383714110
>If you don't like screaming noise makers you're a teen to young adult
whoa...
>>383710502
>marrrggeee
>marrrgggee
>but homer we're in undertale
>oh Christ that's so funny haha
>marrrggeee
>>383714560
Do you lack basic reading comprehension? I said it was his best work, not good work.
I sat and fucking shat on that too, how did you even think I liked it?
Jesus christ.
Why are these threads always so shit when 90% of the time in the actual videos they're usually pretty chill and just talking?
>comfy Crash threads now culturally appropriated by cancerous e-celeb fans for a week
>>383714786
Link to some that doesn't have le funni scream and whacky noises shit in it. Should be easy if it's 90% like you say.
>>383715136
That's the 10%. It's always present.
>>383715123
>for a week
anon...
>>383715123
>Crash
>hopes and dreams of its franchise future
>favorite games/leves
>now
>"but peter we in undertale xD"
>"haha funny scream man"
>"what if crash is actually sonic from the future guys? GEt iT CAUSE GAME THEORy"
>>383715496
>dude other youtube channels are soooo shit am I rite? aaaaaaaaaaaaaAIIIGHGGHHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHAGHGHAGHGLOOOOOOOOL
You know what? NIGGA, FUCK YOUR ROLE MODEL. BITCH, I'm my OWN idol and if you can't FACE it my nigga, you can ASS it. My accessorize accessories bring out my assets.
>>383711350
whoah
>>383715136
the first two pikmin vids are pretty chill
>>383715391
>It's always present
So it's garbage and the mean boys pointing out how shit it is are right? Got it
Stop this shit, you know who to post.
>>383715136
Dingdong streaming w/ Julian > Dingdong streaming alone > Oneyplays
>>383711257
where is this from?