*Disapproves of your path*

>actually getting sten disapproval
It's your fault that you're playing as a fucking faggot

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>no longer puts out when you get into a deeper relationship
Jesus christ I want escapism, not a reminder of reality

>I disagree with your decision, Warden
>Fuck you and suck my dick, Sten
>Sten Approves

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OOOH, COOKIES!

>>383710315

>tfw he apparently becomes a freaky mutated monster

>>383709729
Could have been a nice companion in DA:I.
>lolno enjoy your bull lmao.

>>383710063
Morrigan is literally my waifu. How is she in DAI?

>>383710215
>While I understand your feelings I respectfully disagree, Sten
>Sten Disapproves (-20)

>>383709729
>don't give a fuck, i'm doing my job
>love +5

>>383710616
If you went with her in Witch hunt, best girl ever.

>>383709729
I fuckin love this guy. His bantz with Morrigan was top notch.

>>383710846
Wait how do the saves crossover? I thought they ditched that or is that just for consoles?

>>383711163
Dragon Age Keep

>>383711161
Sten, Morrigan and Wynne or Alistair was the best party for bantz. Leliana and Zevran were just boring.

What happens if you lose to Sten when he tries to take over the party? Is it just a game over?

>>383711245
Zevran bants are trash except when he's with alistair or Oghren.

>>383709729
>not letting that retard rot in his cage

>>383710470
rip cookies man

>>383711245
>wynne
>is pretty much an abomination and kept alive by some fade spirit
>instead of being freaked out she kind of tries to ignore it and be the friendly grandma poking fun at the other partymembers
Was pleasantly surprised how well an old woman would work as companion

How the hell does she teach others her specialisation though, kill them and hope they get taken over by a good spirit?

>DA1
>Tal-Vashoth are just independent Qunari who don't feel obliged to obey the retarded belief system of the Qun

>DA2
>Tal-Vashoth are Qunari who follow a DIFFERENT retarded belief system
>There's no such thing as a independent Qunari

I'm still mad. And don't get me started on horns.

>>383711750
You buy a book for spirit healer.

>>383711750
Magic

>>383711908
lorewise nignog

>>383709729

>Tell Sten to shut the fuck up
>He approves

>>383711750
She doesn't. Her specialisation is just healing magic. The spirit powers are unique to her.

>>383711924
Lorewise a mage specialize in healing arts while calling for fade spirits.

Wynne just got a spirit stuck in her.

>>383711793
>Tal-Vashoth
They ware wankers who got kicked out of the system for what ever reason. The system was good in DA1, there was nothing stupid about it. In DA2 they are still Qunari, just fuking outcasts once again

>>383711793
I'm fine with the horns, DAO qunari were just big guys for you.

>recruiting Wynne and the Templars at the same time
Fuck you lady, you're going to heal me whether you like it or not

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*rocks your path*

>>383713065
I want to fuck Shale!

>>383709729
Raising Sten's approval was all about challenging his views instead of parroting everything he said which was super nice.

>>383711793
IIRC, they were always supposed to have horns but the first game's helmets fucked it up. So they instead retconned Sten and his group to be special naturally hornless ones.

>>383710063
Lol true dat

>>383709729
>Gives sword

>>383713509
sorry man that russy (rock pussy) is for Sten only

>>383713065
>Shale will never hold you down and force you to filter sediments from her siltbed

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I absolutely love the witch hunt DLC.
I mean it had rather little content but revisiting a bunch of familiar places on a final short journey as a protag that already has their legendary quest behind them with two rookie adventurers and your good ol doggo in an attempt to find your waifu, and then join her to face the unknown was one of the comfiest settings I ever experienced in a video game.

>>383711793
Didn't get the horns, they didn't even need them. Being big white haired militantly religious guys were enough. Then they had to do something to make them more bestial. We don't need half-beast races in every fucking fantasy game