Nintendo Switch Battery Draining at Shocking Speeds

Did Nintendo make these things from spare WiiU parts?

>>383706913
>Using battery percentage to gauge actual batty life

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lel toddlers btfo once again

Why can't you just accept that the Switch is a success?

>>383707143
I have, it's a smashing success just like the WiiU.

That's just the same battery percent miscalibration that people reported since the first week.

It literally doesn't change anything, it just makes your Switch display the wrong percentage, you could still play the entire charge normally even after it gives the 1% left warning.

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Works in my machine.

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>OP tries to rehash his console war topic WORD FOR WORD after getting BTFO by the mods last time

>https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/383635994/#q383635994

Do you faggots EVER FUCKING LEARN?

>>383706913

I have a launch Switch with no issues. The battery lasts longer than the 3DS.

The battery indicator is broken on my switch. I can
still play Breath of the Wild on the thing for about 3 hours.

>>383707356
>works for mii

>>383707353
This, OP is assblasted about what happened last time.

Now watch him cry "nintentoddlers" because he can't bear to see his thread removed again.

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Haven't had any problems

>>383707398
so your switch is broken

>>383707697
Not that Anon, but yes, the Switch has a function that isn't working properly in what I assume is software side, not hardware side. The core functionality of the system remains in-tact. Nintendo needs to fix it with a firmware update, I agree.

YOU

HAVE

A

WARRANTY

I must go make new angry wojaks

>>383706913
>Late news
Is Software issue. I was playing zelda 2 hours with 1% all time.The battery is fine.
Another patch will fix that

>>383708256
1:30 hour in 100%-1% and then 1% only 2-2:30 hours.

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>>383706913
>Summer 2017
>Retarded kid leaves his Switch running in hot ambient temperatures
>Battery begins to bloat and lose charge.
Gee guys i dunno why the battery failed hrub durepflhahahha.

>>383707059
It's like that's what it's for ....

>>383706913
>Try to explain I'm waiting for the hardware revision
>reeee muhhhh

I knew this would happen.

>>383706913
Probably from letting it sit and overheat in the dock, along with constantly charging it at 100%. Should always let a battery get close to empty before recharging, the dock is a surefire way to kill it early.

>>383707062

Stream that movie if you're so great.

fake news
it's just a visual bug of the battery status, turn it off and on again to fix it

reported already on multiple sites
nice try OP

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>>383706913

>2 out of over 2 million switches malfunctioning

OH NO BETTER REHASH A BUNCH OF THREADS ON IT TO MAKE SURE NINTENDO GETS BTFO BEFORE SPLATOON 2 COMES OUT AND TAKES OVER THE ENTIRETY OF GAMING!

>>383706913
They will release a new iteration next year with larger battery and better dock.

>>383706913
wasn't this a thread yesterday...?

>>383710354
>lithium battery
>discharge completely
it´s like...you have no idea what you're talking about...

>>383710496
And then when the price is high as hell, the complaints about it being overpriced will rise

>>383709974
Battery bar and signal strength have always been massively off. Most phones can easily die around the 20% mark to single digits where it's just the luck of the draw what it would be.

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>he bought the first iteration of a handheld

>>383710696
But it isn't overpriced at all. Hell, they barely sell it for more than what it's made of.

>>383710785

>he didn't buy a switch and a master edition of BOTW, flipped both for over 530$ in profit, then waited a few weeks to buy another switch and 2 games for free.

>>383710669
I said close to empty you fucking tard

>>383710942
Well it pretty much isn't, I'm just talking about most people here criticizing its price

>>383710354
To extend the life of your battery you want to cycle it as few times as possible, meaning you shouldn't let the battery discharge at all when possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy9Mp1vik-s

>>383710785
>he doesn't have a comfy OG Game Boy

>>383710785
The first GBA was perfect
>muh brightness
Stop playing videogames in the fucking sun

>>383707613
Isn't that Eternal Sonata? Is this image real?

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>>383711137
>2 AA batteries
>ugly design
>no light

l m a o

>>383711137
No it wasn't, stop. The first version of the SP was frontlit and also shit.

>>383711137

You're legally insane if you think the first GBA wasn't a piece of shit. Literally impossible to play games with except indoors right under a halogen lamp you bolted on your "GBA corner" cause otherwise the screen is pitch black.

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>>383710771
>Most phones can easily die around the 20% mark to single digits where it's just the luck of the draw what it would be.
You're fucking retarded and you need to stop posting. Don't even fucking bother replying to this post, you god damned shit. I don't deem you worthy enough. The fact that you even exist honestly disgusts me. Makes me want to puke. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself faggot.

>>383706913
what if it's just a battery glitch like the OLED vita models.

old vitas had a glitch where the battery would drain super fast unless you take it out and reset it.

>>383706913
Lemme guess, it only affects <1% of Switch units and fuckers are going to blow this out of proportion?

>>383706913
Go back to neogaf sonyfuckers
Hiroshimoot please ban these shits

>>383711342
>>383711357
>>383711415
Looks like /v/ is filled with people that had terrible eyesight since their childhood

>>383711038
the more you discharge the less battery life you get mongoloid
http://batteryuniversity.com/learn/article/how_to_prolong_lithium_based_batteries

>>383711268
The screen is shopped, they were playing FIFA or COD

>>383711038
lithium ion doesn't benefit from full to empty to full cycles

>>383711465
Not an argument

>>383711582
You're in the minority for thinking the GBA fat had an acceptable screen. It was enough of an issue that many GBA games were made oversaturated to compensate, ex Harmony of Dissonance.

>>383711519

Sorry, it affects >100% of Switch units.

>>383707398
>everything is totally fine
>the battery indication is just broken
>everything is totally fine
wat

>>383711795
>It was enough of an issue that many GBA games were made oversaturated to compensate, ex Harmony of Dissonance.
Next you are going to tell me that games having textured models are compensating for the console's GPU

>>383711879
>American education

>>383707343
I want to lick Daisy's teeth

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>>383711942
Stop while you're ahead dummy.

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2017/07/12/nintendo-switch-battery-100-to-0-in-2-minutes/

>though for some, this is merely a display problem as they can then continue playing for hours despite being at 0 charge.

Why is a site based mostly around lewd, porn and shilling paid post of lewd porn more ethical and well informed tan other supposedly vidya exclusive outlets?

>low quality screens with dying pixels
>low quality batteries with short life spans

so what's gonna start failing next?

>>383707236
Or xbox one

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>Battery indicator is bugged

I'm not a avid Nintendo supporter, but this is really reaching for something to complain about.

>>383712254
>I want my battery indicator to tell me I have more charge than I actually do
>I fully accept faults when it's a Nintendo product

>>383711465
i smell a buttmad sonyjabroni

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is this thread proof of "it's okay when nintendo does it"?
if the PS4 had this issue you'd never hear the end of it here.

>>383706913
Just replace it? A new battery is usually $5-10.

Also
>Not following proper charging and leaving it in hot temperatures
>Probably leaving it with 0% charge too much time
You asked for it

>>383711137
no you had to play it in the sun or in the right light or it was way too dark

>>383712565
>Just replace it?
good one

https://www.extremetech.com/gaming/241774-nintendo-switch-wont-feature-user-replaceable-battery

>>383712254
you must be a piece of shit millennial.
kys

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>>383712884
>kys
>calling anyone a millenial

>>383707609

You are proud of having to be saved by mods

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>>383706913
>Either that or Nintendo will release a Nintendo Switch 2 next year
you already know they will release at least an half-dozen of this piece of shit. Switch Plus; XL; Micro-Switch; and so on.

>>383707353
Sonnygers live off of shitposting. They have 0 games so I guess it's understandable.

>>383712507
>He said in a thread that we literally had yesterday.

Filter out the bias and you'll see Nintendo gets shit on all the time. I just browsed through the catalog and found at least 4 threads that effectively boil down to "Nintendo suxxxxx"

>>383713186
>not reporting anti-sony shitposting too
>not reporting anything related to console war faggotry.

You only have yourself to blame.

>>383706913
>handful of videos
>not a single video posted
XD

>>383713064
I'm 143 years old, fucking noob faggot.
And when I tell you to fucking kys, you fucking kys.

>>383711415
This reminds me of the time back in the day where south Florida got ravaged by Hurricane Wilma and my house went without power for about two weeks. I remember my only source of entertainment being my GBA, playing it in the dark next to a kerosene lamp in my bed. Strangely comfy memory.