>can we help you sir?

>>383705126
Do you have the PC version of Planet of the Apes? The main villain is a clone of yours, you fucking nigger. As for you, get the fuck back in the kitchen and stop whining.

Uh yeah, I paid 60 dollars for this copy of Halo Reach when it came out, can I trade it in for that much back?

>>383705126

Can you watch my son he loves video games just let me play around ill be back in a few

A-Atelier Totori p-please...

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>>383705414

I'd like to cancel all my preorders on you.

>>383705126
>GameStop employees
>Helping
Yeah, I was wondering why your PlayStation section is limited to the back wall, while Xbox One and Nintendo products litter the main walls?

>>383705126
yes, i'd like to buy some games for my new Nintendo Switch please.

yeah i heard you have the newest funko pops xd

>>383705576
You can pre-order gamestop employees?

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>>383705126
Yeah, can you tell me why you're charging over $20 for a heavily used copy of Catherine on the X360?

>>383705126
I am not a "sir," and I demand that you take down this poster! Sonic's arms are not blue!

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>>383705126
i desire service

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>n-no haha

>>383705634
No one but soniger buys PS, so..

I'LL

>>383705794
Meaning cancel all my preordered games with that employee doing the transaction. They get punished for low numbers, and cancellations hurt them.

I used to remember employees suddenly having to "take their breaks" and have someone else do it, just so they can avoid the cancels.

>>383706294
HAVE

>>383705126
Yes. Fetch your master, you fucking groid.

Yes, could you please fuck that white girl in front of me while fap in the corner, Mister Superior Nigger?

whoa....hey guys....kek

>>383706402
HEDGEHOG

>>383706402
CALL OF DUTY

>>383705634
Makes them harder to steal if they're further from the exit

>>383705126
black guys don't work at gamestop. they're all white obese males and at least 1 gamer girl.

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that'll be $69.99 plus tip

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theres nothing worse than a mediocre white woman

Aren't these people shutting down?

>>383705126
Yeah, i need a new mouse and keyboard.
Give that logitech office thing.
I'll take it.
Have a nice day.

>>383706676
*crits you from across the map*
Woah, hey guys
*poisons the medic who went to heal*
Welcome to AYYLMAO games

>>383707303
>send someone to kill it
>overwatch
everytime

>>383707437
Gimme the sauce nigger

>>383707437
but would they suck me

>>383705126
>US GAMERS

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>>383707437
NVM found it

>>383705126
Can you please point me to fnaf section so I can buy some toys? Thank you.

>>383709125
ill dm you the link :^)

>>383707678
All you have to do is google gamestop blowjob you lazy slow fuck

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>>383705414
2 m0ch edge 4 m3

>>383705414
Yikes that was not funny at all. Never thought I'd catch secondhand embarrassment on 4chan of all places

>>383709546
not him but thank you, i was reverse image searching and didn't really think to look up "gamestop blowjob"

>>383705126
why black is always a dude?

>>383711604
Black females don't work

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>>383705414

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>>383705414

>>383705126
so a hipster nigger and an ugly gamur gurl
no thanks

can I get uhhhh

>>383705414
cringy as fuck

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>>383705414

>>383705126
Oh...I thought this was a good gamestop. Nevermind I'll just drive to the next one.

>>383711741
and males???????

>>383705414
FIRST POST BEST POST

FUCK ALL YOU SUBHUMAN REDDITORS

>>383705414
14/88 brother sieg heil. Keep fighting the good fight

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>>383705414
This is so bad it's good.

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Gib gaemu.

>>383706402
TWO NUMBER NINES

>>383705552
>>383710976
>>383711195
>>383712110
>>383712290
>>383712450
>>383712457
>>383712704
>>383712712
Samefaggotry abound

>>383711604
Something about attractiveness or video game I guess.

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>>383705126
*places this on the counter*
I-i-it's for m-my g-girlfirend (mal-) w-whoops ha ha

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>>383712856
SaMeFaGgOtRy AbOuNd

>>383705414
>this is your "brain" on /pol/

>>383705414
>all the butthurt redditors replying to this post

lol

>>383705126
Where's your Used Genesis games section?

>>383706473
this is the only correct answer

>>383713424
Epic meme xD! Upvoted

hello /r/4chan

>>383713424
Lost on your way to facebook friend?

>>383705126
Nah thanks, I'm good

>>383713424
kek

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>>383713424
Thank you anon.

>>383713623
Hello anon from 4chan

>>383705414
how hard you try is what makes this so funny

Yeah.. Um, Do you guys have Wii Sports in stock still?

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>>383713523
>Uh oh, I'm being mocked on 4chan!
>better call them redditors!

>>383705126
>black guy
>with a job
want to know how i know this image is fake?

Yeah lemme get that new Asscreed: We Wuz Kangz Edition

>>383705414
like fat spergs like you ever talk like that in real life.

/r/4chan thanks you xD

>>383713523
The only person butthurt is you, find another forum if this common culture offends you

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>>383714065
go back

>>383714514
>common culture

keep trying neofag

>safe negro with glasses in a commercial

How contrived!

>>383705414
I leld desu

>>383714603
Wait, is it reddit or neogaf? Did you mix up your websites from one post to the next?

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>>383714831
8

>>383714514
>common culture
If you are obese and underage maybe.

>>383713523
lmao triggered cuck

>>383705126
A nigger and a coal burner. Hmmmmmmmm

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>>383705414
I love this kind of posting

>>383705414
Imagine the kind of person who thought this would be a funny or entertaining post.

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>have adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister
>little weeb due to stranger upbringing, but very pretty, charming, and looks like some IRL blonde animu girl
>take her to gamestop so she can buy cheap, used PS3 and vita games
>nerds try talking to her
>nice enough to respond
>spaghetti all over the floor
it happens for both customers and employees. it's fun to watch this kind of stuff you just can't pay for. she also goes on mic once in awhile when she plays multiplayer games on steam and unintentionally triggers everyone in both good ways and bad and they don't even know how she looks like. friends requests literally pile up. one guy even said she was using a voice changer because he just didn't think such a cute, girly voice couldn't hit GN3 in CSGO. oh, and one of the gamestop managers once asked her if she wanted a job there

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>>383715000
>>383715289
she won comrades

>>383705414
Hey I thought it was funny.

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>>383715324
t r i g g e r e d

>>383705414
>LE NIGGERS AMIRITE?????
>DO I FIT IN YET GUYS????????

>>383715320
can I fuck her?

The first post did not deserve the amount of replies it got.
Triggered cucks.

>>383715749
>mad because some autist got made fun of for posting autistic shit

Did your feelings get hurt?

>>383705414
Ayy

>>383715724
no -- that's lewd u nerd

>>383715883
My feelings aren't hurt nor did I make the post. It deserved 4 replies at the maximum but redditors can't stop replying.

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>>383705414
well that was uncalled for

>>383716053
It'll be okay anon. The internet meanies won't come after you.

>>383716053
yeah, this. i think even redditors and people who stayed after the election should be used to obvious b8/banter by now. what makes them not realize this?

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>>383713424
>>383705414
man this thread is really somethin huh

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>>383705414
I estimate this was made when you were 8 years old.

Yes, why are you charging $20 for a used PS3 game that came out 6 years ago and for some reason has no case, cover, or manual?

>>383705126
did you just assumed my gender you fucking bigot

>>383716487
>did you just assumed my gender you fucking bigot
what if i actually said this? how would people reply with?

>>383705437
We can take it for tree fiddy.

>>383716580
>Sorry...ma'am?

>>383716580
they would think you're retarded because despite people crying about them being mainstream those tumblr communities are fringe shit and pop-politics

>>383705414
Rude

>>383716419
>no case, cover, or manual

Why do they even accept games with no cases? Who are these people that are buying video games and not keeping the cases?

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>>383705414
>All these subhuman shit eating tranny libfags butthurt

>>383707303
copy that

>>383716749
but this is gamestop. dyed-hair people, girls, and trannies work there. i saw my first IRL tranny at a gamestop

>>383716580

Depends on where you live. Hyper liberal places like California would probably get you an apology and they'll ask your preferred gender. Red states will probably just look at you funny and apologize.

>>383705414
I'm embarrassed for you anon that was top tier pathetic

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I don't care if you guys are being ironic or not this shit is too funny.

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>>383716897

>>383705414
This has to be the cringiest shit I've ever read here and I do frequent /pol/.

>>383715510
t. nignog

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hi, shareblue. it's me, azusa, the girl who plays guitar for you. are u guys called shareblue because u share blue candies? i like candies...

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>>383717037

>>383705414
you're my hero /pol/chan but
>going to gamestop for PC games

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>go to EBGames (GameStop in Canada) one day
>store is empty
>qt cashier girl starts chatting me up
>she seems overly flirty
>go for it
>ask her out
>she says sure
>have a good time at a cafe then head to her place to "play some video games"
>get there
>she has a bunch of weeb posters all over her walls and some figures
>even owns a Nintendo switch
>make an excuse and leave

dodged a bullet there lads

>>383717281
>even owns a Nintendo switch
very good thing you left. i know switchboys would be mad over this, but it's not like she would have ever given them her attention or anything

>>383717281
be glad you lived to tell the tale. i hear switch owners are equally as likely to enslave you in their basements to farm for babies to fuck as they are to eat you

>>383705414
lol

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>>383705414
reddit BTFO

>>383715510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xzJGEz5J9Q

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>>383705414
devilish ~

>>383705414
put me in the screencap

>>383705414
>get the fuck back in the kitchen
Is it 2009

>>383717524
to be fair, there seems to be a lot of single mothers who've gotten into the gamer girl thing and they usually have PS4 or xbone. i don't know why this isn't a meme already. i'm not defending witch, either. switch is shit

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>>383715510
Why are niggers so easily butthurt? Genuine question.

>>383705414
Alpha as fuck

>>383715320
>>383715724
pls tell us more about her and post more pics

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>>383705414
Now this is a high quality post. Take note /v/edditors and get out.

>>383718328
i'm not going to post a pics of it, but she wears nice schoolgirl uniforms she bought in nipland when no one's around the house. she looks like an IRL animu blondie

>>383715320
>lying on the internet
faggot

>>383715289
I laughed 2bh. It's so edgy it's funny

>>383718892
what makes you think i'm lying?

>>383715510
shut the fuck up you nigger

>being this autistic
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/Adopted%20sister%20blonde-haired/

>>383705414
What the fuck has happened to this place
I mean it's funny but nothing special
why do people act so surprised
Is it because of the newfags plebbitors ?

>>383719875
What if he just likes talking about her?

>>383719072
Aren't you from the west coast?

>>383705126

>white girl
>black guy

Can't they keep the kike race mix brainwashing out of video game store commercials?

>>383705126
>A girl
>A hipster minority

I dont think they know much about vidyas

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>include black guy or girl
>nu-/v/ chimps out
Tell me, who are the niggers again?

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>>383705414
Fuck this made me laugh

>>383705794
only the colored ones

>>383721325
i am, yeah