Why is Marie so much better than Callie?

>>383701147
Because Marie has taste unlike Callie who likes pineapple on pizza

>is so autistic about pineapple not being on pizza shes thinks about it in her sleep
you don't have to like it as a topping but shut the fuck up.

If she was so much better, the Octolings would have kidnapped her.

>>383701853
Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, she's fighting the good fight

>>383702164
They kidnapped Callie because it was easier

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>>383701147
Callie is love and marie is a whore

>>383702231
>my underdeveloped babby-palate is too weak to handle sweet and savory foods
Cry more you fat greasy faced faggot.

>>383702774
Here in pizzaland we actually know what a good pizza is

>>383701147
I like how she actually blocks your shots with her umbrella

>>383701147
I don't think so. Matter of fact, I'm trying to think of any Marie or Mary in video games that isn't a piece of shit and I'm drawing a blank. Is it just a cursed name?

>>383702231
I don't cry when people put black olives or anchovies on their pizza. What's with this meme to get absolutely angry about pineapple on pizza?

>>383702627
This. Marie is a GOLD DIGGER

>>383703217
Olives and anchovies were meant to be pizza toppings, pineapple is not

>>383702231
epic meme my bro, almost as epic as le epic bacon

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Because Marie has a better design, personality, and taste, just like Marina does over Pearl.

>>383701147
Why are they both so much better than Pearl and Marina?

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>>383702627

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>>383703785

>>383703631
>My autism decides what is and isn't a pizza toppings
Ummmm no sorry sweetie you don't get to tell me how to make my pizzas.

GRAB HER DICK
GRAB HER DICK

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>>383703883

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>>383703785
>bite mark
muh

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>>383703883

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>>383704825

>>383702627
Marie is just living in the real world.

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>>383703883
>>383703785

Doki doki~

>>383704825
n-nani

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>>383704825

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>>383704902
squincest a best

>>383701147
Superior banter