here's your controller bro

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which side is up and which side is don im getting so dizzy

>>383697787
wheres the rest of it

>>383697787
where the other half at, white boi

thanks bro
wait whered it go

>>383697867
>>383697882
my friend has it
you're player 3

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>>383697862

>>383697787
thanks

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>>383697787
>friend goes to the bathroom and takes a massive dump
>hear toilet flush
>hear footsteps returning to your room
>notice with your keen senses you heard no sink running
>hey bro pass the controller
what do?

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>>383698001
And this is why I don't take the Switch seriously. That controller design is an absolute joke. Look at that thing; it's not made for adults, it's made for children with small hands.

Call me back when an XL model is never announced.

>and your OTHER controller

>>383698261
Tell him to wash his fucking hands

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>>383698304
Just buy a pro controller.

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thanks I keep losing them

>>383698304
>XL model is never announced
I would be surprised if immediately after Christmas they don't announce the first revision.

>>383697787
I got a chance to play the new Mario Kart with a friend of mine and when he handed me this tiny piece of shit I thought he was joking.

But ya know what? It wasn't too terrible to use. I have normal sized hands so I could see this being an issue if you have gorilla hands or something. Otherwise I had a pretty positive experience using it.

>>383698304
uh....pro controller?
not to mention you have the joy con grip also that comes with it so you don't have to use them individually

Here's your games, bro!

>>383697787
it's actually pretty okay

but i'm asian and have small feminine (male) hands so...

>>383698304
Ugh. Such entitlement. Just dish out another $80 for a controller that actually works you pissbaby.

>>383698389
that shit cost 60 fucking bucks
isn't nintendo supposed to be the poor mans choice of gaming?

>>383698389
>Pro controller
>Is the default controller like any other system
"Pro" my ass

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ill just use my own thank you

>>383698939
>Glossy NES D-pad instead of matte SNES
ONE JOB!

>>383698304
This...

This is why you dont take the switch seriously?

Not the pitiful 2 year lineup

The shilling and damage control from nintenbros

The normiehype

Lack of any entertainment apps

The Chinese Fisher price components

Paid online that doesn't offer the most skeletal of features

>>383699037
>based on NES controller
>wanting it to have SNES features

they are making an SNES30pro as well

>>383698389
Is Nintendo owned by Jews?

>>383699162
>lack of any entertainment apps

because i want to watch netflix or youtube on my 720p switch over my 1440p phone

and its a samsung s8 plus so it has the same size screen as the switch

>>383698001
on it's screen vertically, the thumbstick placement is fine (if you don't have a problem with asymmetrical sticks) but like this horizontally, damn that stick placement is shit, it looks really uncomfortable to control

>>383698408
>He kept trying to be cute about it
I don't give a shit what you're into but why the fuck would you document that?
Its disgusting and he was trying to act cutesy in the title
Seemingly forgetting he is a disgusting fat slob.

>>383698819
>isn't nintendo supposed to be the poor mans choice of gaming?
Haha what?

>>383699162
>This...
>This is why you dont take the switch seriously?
>Not the pitiful 2 year lineup
>The shilling and damage control from nintenbros
>The normiehype
>Lack of any entertainment apps
>The Chinese Fisher price components
>Paid online that doesn't offer the most skeletal of features
The threads not about those things, genius.

>>383699393
The middle stick placement is actually more comfortable than the one closer to the left i.mo

>>383699594
Does it slip less than the properly placed one? it couldn't suprise me.

>>383698939
Looking pretty hot there, bro.

>>383698819
Switch+pro controller is still cheaper than the Xbone and ps4 were at launch retard

>>383699364
epic one /b/ro

>>383698261
Realize he flushed the joy con

THAT TINY DPAD

LMAO

>>383699594
alright I take it back a bit, I never tried the controller and said it "looked" uncomfortable, it's possible it's not but I'm still pessimistic

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>>383698304
just attach the fucking wriststraps. I have normal hands and this is comfortable as fuck

>>383700940
>Sold separately

>>383701041
It comes with the system

>>383700940
they come with the console

>>383700419
That's not a D-Pad retard

>>383701590
Anon...

>>383698261
scrape and lick

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>>383697787

Sure brah. Here's your controller

>>383697787
Cool, thanks.

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>>383699364
Ever since Iwata passed, where have you been?

>>383698001
I thought it was a little d-pad photoshopped at the top, but apparently it's something else. What is that?

>>383703031
The + button. The other one has -.

>>383702872
Claw grip, he's actually a pro

>>383698939

I've been thinking of buying one of those, but debated since I heard two cons to it: the bumper buttons are right next to each other, and I heard it's uncomfortable for people with bigger hands.

Can I get a second opinion on this?

>my switch won't charge up


Why me

>>383703137
Oh I see. Thanks.

>>383703287
I'm so sorry anon, that'd piss me off so much.

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>>383703287
>had two Wii U chargers break
>no idea what even caused it

>>383699749
I don't know what you mean by slip but with the middle one your finger is more extended like you would with a normal-sized controller rather than being all cramped up on the side

After having used someone else's Switch, I realized I will literally never ever use the detachable joycon feature. Horizontal joycon as a controller is seriously only suitable for people ten and under, I felt like I was getting arthritis trying to play Mario Kart with my cousin on it. Hardware revision without detachable joycons when?
>b-but that's the whole point!
The thing's main point is being a handheld with a clear screen that can attach to a TV, that's what I really want. But I'll probably cave for Metroid Prime 4. I still love Nintendo games and unironically found the Wii U worthwhile for me.

>>383703213
I've got fairly sizable hands and I didn't have any issues with it. I also didn't have any issues with the PS3 controller either though so if you hated that you might not like this one, although I'm convinced most of the complaints about the DS3 were from people holding it wrong.

Besides that though, the L1 button on my fucking NES30 broke and I had to return it. Really bummed about it because I really did enjoy the feel of that controller. Just gonna wait for the SNES controller and hope it goes better.

>>383698261
what a shitty house man

>>383704005

Yeah, looking at some Amazon reviews and some folks mentioned that the L button had some issues.

I'll probably just wait for a reiteration or something down the line.

>>383698819
>isn't nintendo supposed to be the poor mans choice of gaming?
that has always been xbox
up until the XBONE X anyway

>>383703964

You might just actualy have arthritis if that was so painful for you. Been doing joycon MP for weeks now with friend and even on ARMS it works fine.

>>383704567
Was mostly because he didn't have those attachments with him and you need to always drift in MK8. That's the extra thing I hate, though. Now you've gotta bring these pieces plastic around with you to make the controller usable. What I did find admittedly comfortable was using the two joycons detached in seperate hands, I always found the Wii remote and nunchuck comfortable too. Though I'd still get a pro controller for home use, it looks good, even better than the Wii U one which I love.

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>>383697787
It's ok, I'll just use my GameboyMICRO which is bigger.

>>383700120
Too bad we live in 2017, where PS4's are sold for as low as $200, come with a real controller and 500gb storage - no phone required.

Are you a time-traveller perhaps, do you live in 2013? Or is Nintendo competing 3.5 years in the PAST? WOAH!!!

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>>383700940
>comfortable as fuck
>Still no D-pad
>small as fuck buttons and analogs
>Analogs DIRECTLY above/below face buttons, giving you handcramps

Yeaaaaaaah no, Mr.Nintendo shill.

>>383705802
I never realised that

>>383700120
>a piece of shit hardware that is barely stronger than a wiiu cost less than a lot stronger consoles at their launch (but still shit compared to pc)

Who would have thought

>>383698304
Considering you are an adult. Perhaps its time to find a new hobby? Put away the baby toys friend

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>>383705802
>We will never have the flatfaced comfort of the WiiU gamepad ever again because Nintendo fucked it up for the two controller gimmick

>>383698807
>entitlement
if you weren't such a fanboy you'd realize how fucking stupid your statement is
don't even get me started on these jew game companies
i bet they were watering at the mouth knowing they'd be able to sell another $80 controller to consumers because the original design is dogshit

>>383698304

That's half of one controller.

>>383705802
Analog stick placement never bothers me.

People who complain about cramps have most likely used one certain controller for too long and can't get used to anything else. idort masterace.

>>383707391
he was obviously falseflagging in a half baked attempt at creating a false argument to make defenders look dumb. Calm your nerves.

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>>383707760
sorry i RE'd

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>>383698389
This.

>>383707129
The WiiU gamepad was kinda cool in a novelty sort of way but that thing was enormously heavy.

>>383698807
Unless you're a falseflagger, the Pro controller is worthless if you actually want to use the Switch as a handheld

>>383698261
>carpet
why don't Americans have actual flooring in their houses?

>>383697787
The tiny dpad kills me hahaahahaha
hHAHAHAHAHAHa what the fuck???

>>383698389
>""""Pro""""
>has less functionalities than standard controllers in other platforms
>it's more expensive

Literally made for Nintendo fans.

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>>383706995
That'd be a fine argument if the console was marketed to kids, but the advertising is plain as day trying to appeal to people in their late teens to mid 20s.

>>383709453
>the Pro controller is worthless if you actually want to use the Switch as a handheld

desktop mode

>>383709817
haha dog