"nu/v/ kiddos are literally too casual to beat crash"

On ps4, 75% of crash remaster owners did not even beat koala kong according to trophy statistics

>>383690115
>people realized Crash is bad and stopped playing
WOW....

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>>383690207
>t. Madcuzbad
Gr80 b80 m80

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>crash is a single player game
>/v/ is obsessed with it

>>383690294
Enjoy your pill shaped hitboxes.
I'll be playing the crash game emulated on my vita.

>>383690712
>the crash games*

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>>383690712
>he actually admits to hating the game because he's bad at it

You know what, I can't even make fun of you for that.

I'll enjoy my more challenging crash, though

HELLFIRE

*insert joke about bull fighting with his wife's bull here*

>>383690712
This

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>>383690997
>Literally the Crash games with pretty graphics and fucked up gameplay
>Implying it's the superior version
Dude lmao I sure do love my familiar platforming feeling fucked up.

Get fucked retard.

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>all this shit about crash being "dark souls" hard
>i beat it in a day when I was 10 years old

And people say all new games aren't easy. If they think Crash is hard, I can't wait for a Ghosts & Goblins remaster.

>>383691214
All the jumps that were possible in old crash are possible in new crash.

You just have to _______git gudder_____

>>383692438
LITERALLY. MEASURABLY. OBJECTIVELY.

Just Crash with pretty graphics and fucked up gameplay.
You fell for marketing you big fucking retard.

>>383692646
You're sperging out pretty hard there, m8. Calm down muchacho

Gameplay is the exact same if you're good :) if you miss a jump, get better.

Why are adults these days worse than 10 year olds in the late 90s at video games?

Can you fags tone down your autism for just a moment to tell a fellow anon if I should get the originals or the remaster?

Does crash 1 only have 3 islands? I feel like there were more, but I think I'm cortex island

>>383693248
Jumps are slightly harder and a few enemies/haxards have strange lingering hitboxes that will make you scream bullshit.

Remaster is still worth getting though. If you want more of a challenge. The things wrong with it will probably get patched eventually anyway.

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I thought the complaints were just memes but damn this shit's hard. Last island kicked my ass.

>never played a crash before remaster
>beat high road with only 2 lives. Supposedly one of the harder levels in the game.

Why are you casuals sperging out over the """"""difficulty"""""" in this game?