be my 1up girl

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I like to dress up as Mario and run out in public jumping on people as if they were Koopa Troopas, and I like to shout "BING BING WAHOO" as I run through the streets and sidewalks and crosswalks.

Other people seem to have a problem with this, so I through a fireball (orange-painted Styrofoam) ball at them and continue running. Then I hear the news that Mamma Peach Toadstool (princess of the mushroom kingdom) needs my help to save her from the evil, dastardly, King Koopa! So I run to the local PO box and reach my hand inside to take out Peach's letter, I open the first letter I find and it's from Peach!!! I read the letter "oh mario save me so we can eat the cake i made last night" so I run to bowsers castle (the RMV) and shout It's Over Now Boawsah! and run at him full speed and he chases me so I run out of the building, hop on yoshi (a stray cat) and make my way back to the sewers, but people are working on the sewers so I say to them:

If I collect 10 shine sprites will I be able to enter the sewers? And they say "yes" so i continue my journey the next-a day with a large, wide, bright, happy-go-lucky SMILEE!

AHAHAHAHA WAHOOO!