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game too hard for you, gen X? at least explain why without memes

>>383684665
They fucked up the jumping, making some levels literally impossible to finish without doing like 20 pixel perfect jumps in a row.

This isn't difficulty. The game is broken.

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>>383684748
looks fine to me, maybe you're just shit at games?

>>383684748
WOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
IT'S BUGGED GAME MECHANICS

>>383684748
>making some levels literally impossible to finish without doing like 20 pixel perfect jumps in a row
unironically get gud

>>383684748
literally "i suck at platforming" the post. Get fucked gen X.

>>383684831
>over 100%

Your cheats seem to be glitching out buddy. Maybe get those under control before you pretend to have finished the games.

>>383684748
The levels are not impossible. You just literally need to get good.

>>383684831
Why would you go for platinum relics when there's no reward or even trophy? (and it's not fun)

>>383684473
Is this recommended for someone who's never played the first 3 Crash games? First one I played was Wrath of Cortex (4)

>>383684936
not him, but I'm planning to get all platinums because i like the challenge

>>383684936
I like Crash.

>>383684665
Jump is broken in Crash 1, Crash 2 has some awful levels that it's simply trying to kill and Crash 3 is awful
I'd rather play JRPG shovelware than this shit trilogy
Also 30fps

>>383684889
>>383684901
>I beat the game using glitches and I'm superior
I can smell your fedora from here

>>383685028
>jump is fucked
see >>383684901
>30 fps
it's still enjoyable, not an excuse to not like a game.

>>383685123
what glitches? you can't glitch the jumps you idiot. Or you git gud or you get fucked.

>>383684952
Let's put it like this. Wrath of Cortex is like an expansion pack for Crash 3, with the good parts made not as good, and the bad parts made even worse. And Crash 3 is the WORST game in the trilogy. You can figure out the quality you can expect from these games.

>>383684952
Yes, you won't have any expectations.

>>383685130
>Crash jump is not broken
it is.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-07-04-fans-may-know-why-jumping-is-harder-in-the-crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy

The game's video demo was in 60fps but they released in 30fps
That's Ubisoft tier.

>>383684748
Goddammit one faggot says so, everyone parrots they fucked the jumping.. the downwards arc is a bit faster, that's all. Does it make some jumps a bit more challenging? Yes. Does it make it broken or impossible? Not even close. It speeds up the gameplay a bit, like wumpa cages giving 2 wumpas at a time. That's all. You're the type of little bitch that cries for nerfs in mmo endgame content instead of stepping up your game.

>>383684952
Don't listen to these faggots. The jumping is weird if you're used to the old crash but the game is solid. I'm having a great time with it

>>383685272
different =/= broken

>>383685123
>glitches
Who said anything about glitches?

>>383684902
Looks like someone didn't fully finish the originals.
:^)

>>383684748
I feel you but you gotta remember this isn't a PERFECT 1 to 1 remake of the original games. It's like the Super Mario All-Stars of Crash. Get used to it and it'll be easy.

>>383685123
What glitches? The only "glitch" in this game is walking on the ropes but you could do that in the original AND it's actually harder to pull off in the remake.

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>>383684902
Now that's some good bait

>>383685246
Wrath of Cortex is better than Crash 3 but people prefer the trilogy because nostalgia of PS1
>>383685327
>you jump three times in the same spot
>by the forth time you fell because the physics are broken
That's the definition of a broken release

>>383685272
we already know that the jump is """"""""broken"""""'", that doesn't stop you from completing the game. Just admit you're trash anon.

>>383684831
That's impressive. The platinum relics in 1 are too much for me, I only have 7 or 8.

>>383685397
>le bait

GAME'S FUCKING HARD. People out there were telling the truth, the platforming in this game is insanely precise with the faster fall speed and the 3D perspective doesn't help.

I'm having fun, but not as much as I did with the original games.

>>383684902
Might wanna try completing the games before calling someone out, son.

Git Gud

>>383685485
Crash 1 wasn't even that bad. The plat relics that took me the longest were Hangin' Out in Crash 2 and the first motorcycle level in Warped.

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>>383685414
>still refusing to call the jump broken because muh harder
You are no different than niggers who scream muh dick
See webm @ 19 seconds
The physics are broken. No excuse to release a platform with broken physics

>>383684473
Regarding buyers remorse, i bought a vive

>>383684831
I'm going to steal this image and say it's mine, just as you are doing

>>383685576
Yes because the hitboxes are different, has nothing to do with the game's physics.

Crash Wrath of Cortex have 100% identical jump to Crash trilogy
No excuse for Vicarious Vision fucking up the physics
Also there is simply no excuse for a PS1 having longer loading times than Bloodborne

>>383685576
>sliding off the corners of objects that aren't flat is a broken mechanic
my sides

>>383685627
it really is mine, I only got all the platinum relics to shitpost on /v/

>>383685654
>>383685685
>Ropes
>Flat
You are dumb. If you jump 3 times in the exact same spot and by the 4 time the game reacts differently it means the physics are broken.
The landing is never reliable

Only people who find Dark Souls will find Crash hard, aka shitters who never played any games released before 2005

>>383685576
i already sae that, the jump isn't broken, it works differently because the character has an oval hitbox instead of a rectangle. You cam still finish the game though, amd even get all platinum relics. You're just shit.

>>383684936
it's not fun if you are shit at the game.

It's fun if you know you can do it

>>383685721
>You are dumb
Yes you are because you apparently lack reading comprehension. No shit you're going to fall off a nonflat surface when you his the corner of it like that. How retarded are you, anon? I'm genuinely wondering at this point.

>>383685704
that's impressive anon and not that hard to believe, I platinumed all 3 games in 3 days but couldn't be arsed to get platinum relics (have like 50/50 plat/gold ratio)
true shitposting dedication right there

>>383685704
get fucked, I'm the only one allowed to do that. You will not steal the epitome of autism prize from me.

>>383685736
>the jump isn't broken
It is
In the first 19 seconds of the webm it shows the jump broken and from 19 onward it shows how the objects have shit unreliable hitbox

You are a nigger. If you have white skin you are one of those white trash faggots that spend the entire day in the basement collecting pics of platinum trophies to shit on others

>>383684901
50 year olds are gen X anon

The jump isn't even broken.

You don't even need to do "multiple pixel perfect jumps in a row". When bouncing on the turtles you have 2 options: keep going an preserve momentum making the jumps easy (but you need to do it all in one fluid motion) OR take your time and wait between turtles, which because of the lack of momentum requires pixel perfect jumps. I've seen casual as fuck normie Lets Players get through High Road stopping and bouncing on every turtle. It's not that difficult.

And this only applies to a single level anyway, the rest of the game is easier than it used to be. The only problem (outside of stylistic graphic/music changes) in the trilogy is the hitboxes for landing on top of certain enemies. They are much smaller than they used to be.

>>383684748

I feel pretty casual compared to a good chunk of /v/ so when a shitter like me can plat Crash 3, probably plat Crash 2 tonight, and can probably get through 1's relics with enough effort then maybe it is time to actually git gud. Yeah, the jumping is tighter than it used to be. So what?

>>383685783
>I'm genuinely wondering
go back to neogaf

>/v/ DOESN'T hate a remake for once.

Woah..the fuck

>>383685997
>what is Wind Waker
hello newfriend

>>383684831
>mom look I 100%'d a children game that was originally released 20 years ago
The post you replied to was a bait.

>>383686040
Let's see you do the same, anon.

>>383685576
>they make it harder to hop around the ropes and give round hitboxes to round things
>anon shits his pants, "this is broken, of COURSE I can't beat the game!" he screams

Seriously, it's fucking nothing. In any game with proper hitboxes if you keep jumping in a ledge you'll fall down. The jump being quicker simply speeds things up a bit which is even good for time trials. Nowhere on the box does it say "Plays 100% like the original!".

>>383685870
Better than endlessly complaining online about how you can't get said achievements you triple faggot.

>>383686091
>I am superior
you have to be 18 to post here

>>383684473
the animations look like they tried way too hard. game doesnt look very nice either, looks really sterile

>>383686109
>this is broken, of COURSE I can't beat the game he screams
Back to neogaf.

>>383685870
i didn't even denied that the jump is """broken""". Calling other people nigget because you're mad just prove my point though. It's not a problem if you can't beag it anon.

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>>383686029

Wind Waker is easily my least favorite of the 3D Zeldas but HD is better simply due to the enhanced sailing game on its own. Any other improvement/detriment pales in comparison to that truth.

Speaking of Zelda, pic related for this thread. It's almost as bad as Wind Waker. Almost.

>>383686115
>complains about guy being proud of thing he can't do
>accuses others of being underage

Well to be fair you could also be a woman.

>>383684665
I don't hate the game, but I had to take a break after Native Fortress. A precision platformer with imprecise hitboxes isn't very fun to deal with.

>>383686319
>it's ok to release broken games as long as it is harder xD

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>>383686314

And I just realized that my reading comprehension is fucked. Oh well.

>>383686364
The game clearly isn't broken if I 100%'d all of them and got all the platinum relics and trophies.
You're just looking for an excuse for your godawful skills. Learn to adapt.

>>383686363
You know why Crash Wrath of the Cortex was hated? because they saw their PS1 games in a PS2 and simply realized the game was always bad but the nostalgia when you were 12 years old is something people can't forget

>>383686247
Reddit lost the shock value so now it's neogaf I see. Get fucked, if you can't even play them you should't even be allowed to post.

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The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games. The original games still play great with bright colorful graphics and fun platforming, I played them for the first time a few weeks ago and had a blast; it didn't NEED a remaster. The colors in N. Sane are ugly as shit, Crash and half the enemies are ruined by dumb looking eyes and fucking Voldo SCV/ Conker L&R bumblebee fur technology, and they didn't even bump it up to 60 FPS.

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>>383686437
>Learn to adapt

>you can't criticize the game play at all, because it is hard
truly crash has become dark souls

>>383686443
Twinsanity wasn't hated, and it was released on an early alpha state, not even beta. It's the most successful unfinished release of all time.

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>TFW Don't even like the Crash platformer games but bought this in the hope that Activision gives us CTR Remastered

>>383686512
>I can't come up with anything so let me just reply with this image

>>383686506
>The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games
Everyone was expecting 60fps with actually good graphics
30fps with Unity graphics for 30 dollars is not a bad deal but it's far from something worth it

>>383686364
It's not even harder, it's just a tiny bit different, any decent player will adapt in a couple hours and have no trouble with it. Keep the (you)s coming, they taste like the delicious tears of frustration of someone who couldn't even beat a videogame designed for children.

>>383686506
Crash 1 honestly benefitted a lot from this remake. Having a proper save system like 2 and 3 and having analog controls are really nice though. Those are some things it has over the original.

>>383686506
What did you expect from Activision? they are responsible for Call of Duty
What did you expect from Vicarious Vision? they make nothing but Skylander games for the past 15 years

>>383686523
but its not actually that diffucult

>>383686627
>it's just a tiny bit different
So is it better or worse than the original, in your opinion? Purely from the platforming game play perspective, not graphics.

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>>383686627
>they taste like the delicious tears of frustration of someone

>>383686443

I had no idea what WoC even looked like until 2 or 3 days ago. I dropped Crash at CTR until this remake. Maybe it's because it's an early 6th gen title but man, that game looks rough visually, almost like one of those bad, like a VeggieTales cartoon or some shit. Looks like it plays like a shittier Warped but even the PS1 titles looked better, shit.

>>383685396
soz

>>383684473
Let me guess. You didn't jump on the rope

>>383686506

>The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games.

That's not Majora's Mask 3D or Silent Hill Shattered Memories.

>>383686715
Crash WoC looks bad but plays better than 2 and 3
Graphics are horrible but you can bump it using emulation

>>383684748
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BUGGED JUMPING MECHANICS

>>383686794
Porting something to a handheld at least makes it portable though

>>383686687
Subjectively I think it's better simply because it's faster, I like my platforms quick. Objectively probably worse because of the hitboxes, while they are better designed, they can make some jumps harder and frustrating.

>>383686925
it's not faster you dumb
The jump decay is faster therefore you have the impression the game is faster. This is called broken physics

>>383686715
I was a kid who didn't even know the game wasn't made by the same guys and I felt the game was terrible compared to the others while playing. It was the last Crash game I played.

>>383686506
Actually this rerelease makes sense, Activision has been sitting on Crash for a while and this is a good way to gauge interest in whether they should try to bring back his series after being dead for so long thanks to Universal or just slap him in Skylanders and call it a day
And it worked well in their favor, the game's really popular and sold a lot of copies

>>383686794
>not The Twin Snakes

>>383686986
So you literally fall down faster but it's not faster, it just gives you the "illusion" of being faster? Hmm.. really makes you think.

>>383685685
This happens on every corner including boxes, and considering how faithful the devs wanted to be, it's clearly a fuck up in the programming

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>>383685295
>the downwards arc is a bit faster
>Implying that's the problem when it's the pill shaped collision detection on Crash's model
Epic

>>383687090
Twin Snakes > MGS2

Also 3D platforms:

Mario 64 > Ape Escape 3 > Ape Escape 2 > R&C trilogy > Jak 1 > Jak PSP > Spyro: Year Of The Dragon > Sonic Adventure 2 > Sonic Colors > Sonic Heroes > Sonic Generations > Bad Fur Day > Yooka Laylee > Crash trilogy

>>383686029
>what is Wind waker

Not a remake?

>>383687072
I think you're too optimistic to believe they won't just use this to promote more skylanders style games.

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>>383687315
the other anon understood, why didn't you? are you autistic?

>>383686115
Not him anon but you a dick. You're like those fags that say a fighting game character is easy or cheap but then refuse to post your rank. Yes anon, you have somethig to proove.

holy shit youre gonna make the same thread every day now? op you suck dick at games bahahaha like holy fuck even that internet reviewer caddicarus who is a total faggot and sucks at videogames could plat all 3 crash games BAHAHAHA you suck so much op kill yourself

>>383687269
>list missing great platformers like Banjo Kazooie, Rayman and Mystic Ninja Goemon

>>383686314
HD is not a remake though, i don't know why you two are mentioning it regarding remakes.

>>383687336
http://www.gamezone.com/news/activision-ceo-teases-more-crash-bandicoot-games-following-success-of-remake-3455305
Already Activision has seen an overwhelmingly good response and they'll capitalise on it
And considering Crash was already in Skylanders and didn't do much for the sales, I really doubt they'll just use him for that

>>383687215

>pill shaped collision detection

This. The game is still playable but that's like the one thing I really wish would get patched. It's not that it's impossible to work with, it's just stupid that it's a problem at all. Also wouldn't mind a touchup on those ice physics and a skippable intro.

To be honest, I'm considerably surprised that High Road and the other sequel level made it through playtesting without any changes. The precision required for the jumps is somewhat unreasonable.

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>>383687473
>HD is not a remake though

>>383687269
how can one man have such shit taste

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>>383684831
>tfw you will never be so autistic and pathetic to the point you spend over 10 days trying to speedrun a children's game in order to show off on a chinese website.

Feels good to get the platinum trophies and move on to better games.Picture clearly unrelated.

>>383687365
>are you autistic?

No fuck off, no. We are not dumbing down like this and calling it anything else than that, you don't get to just change defenitions new kid, i don't care what the devs retardedly slapped on the box, a remake is not the same thing as a remaster. Im not about to atart calling stuff like a PS4 controller a "remote" and call you autism when you "knew what i meant all along."

Fuck off, this is why education standards are slipping.

>>383687472
>Mystic Ninja Goemon
The good ones are unreleased in the west

>>383687523
its just how the engine works

most likely will not get patched

the only problem i ever have is getting smashed by some platform that comes down onto me when iam sure iam far away enough not to be smashed by it

ITT salty faggots that never even played the game and never will because no PS4. Stick with the original "non broken" games and play them as much as you want. Everyone else will enjoy the remake and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>Literally the fox and the grapes
Kek

>>383687592

It was just about as hard in the original crash, the problem is that now you have the weird pill shaped collision box so instead of being able to use the rope easily you sometimes just slide off of it.

>>383687523
>skippable intro
Honestly my only complain. I think the team did a great job for the time they had but that intro fucking kills me.

>>383687608
It literally is not. You are retarded. You don't call a DVD a Video cassette do you?
>b-but you knew what i m-meant! Baka!

>>383687758
>a remake is not the same thing as a remaster
>this is what the neckbeards here genuinely believe
fucking hell my sides

>>383687503
Do you trust Activision? the company that funds Call of Duty and Destiny?

>>383684473
absolute overrated crapfest, literally every indie platformer is better than this.

>>383687424
OP is >>383684473 and >>383684831.

This thread is bait.

>>383687736
>PS4
>better games
>games

>>383687608
It isn't anon. It's a remaster at best. A remake of media implies remaking (whoa) it from the ground up.

Crash Trilogy is a bad remake
Fucked up physics, hit detection and artstyle completely bad
Thanks to great developers such as Vicarious Visions Crash is now dead forever and not even CTR remake is coming

>>383687826
>having to jump the rope

CASUAL ALARM CASUAL ALARM

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>>383684936
>when there's no reward or even trophy?

>>383687863
Activision pumps out two types of games, low budget, rushed games they just release to make back the money from selling to retailers and games with proper budgets they expect to sell to audiences
Crash's success will more than likely put what ever his next release is in the latter category

>>383687989

>Thanks to great developers such as Vicarious Visions Crash is now dead forever and not even CTR remake is coming

I don't know what universe you're posting from but it must be one where the trilogy isn't a runaway critical and commercial success that reignited Activision's interest in the series.

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>>383687934
When did i imply i was going to play better games on the PS4? Brainlet.

>>383684473
MGSV (good thing I bought it on sale for like $10).

>>383687989
could you atleast try? the hollow knight guy is even funnier then you

>>383687608
>>383687860
is not,remake is whem something is remade from the beginning. HD remaster is just upscaled resolution and better textures without touching the core game. Crash n sane is a remake, not a remastered because they remade the game from 0. A good example of remastered is FF XII or the KH on ps4, or the metal gear collection

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>383687989
>He doesn't know that Vicarious Visions weren't the only ones to do stuff with Crash
If VV is shit, Traveller's Tales is still around

>>383688119
He means that anyone who actually liked CTR enough to play it even today is not going to like the new "physics" of the remake.

>>383688107
Don't be stupid, the reason why Crash trilogy exist is because Sony wanted a platform game on PS4
Activision just agreed because Sony paid the fees
>>383688119
>Trusting in company CEOs and in what they sand to journalists

>>383688246
>Traveller's Tales
except Wrath of the Cortex is better than Crash Trilogy as a whole
If they fix the jump and hit detection I retract my statement though

>>383684936
>the reward only counts if it comes from a system developed by men in suits

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>>383688285
Yes I'm sure Sony was just begging Activision to put Crash on PS4 because their most successful console desperately needed a platformer and Activision has no interest continuing the development for sequels to a successful game

>>383687860
hmm? But that is correct though, what is your defenition of the two?

>>383688285
>Trusting in company CEOs and in what they sand to journalists.
>sand

When will school start again?

>>383688421
>Activision has no interest continuing the development for sequels to a successful game
they don't

>>383688460
*say

>>383687736
>You are unable to 100% finish a children's game because too hard
Who's more pathetic?

>>383688710
call of duty and endless skylanders games proof otherwise

like holy shit are you the op? how much more buttblasted can you legitmatly be? Has n-sane trilogy killed your mom or something?

>>383688818
they are easier to make and people buy without considering the quality
Crash fans at least have some standard

>>383689097
>source my ass

give me an activision employee who says "we are going to make the next crash games easy and shit

then i believe you fucko

>>383688818
He doesn't even have a PS4, he's butthurt that he'll never get to play the game any time soon. It's a classic the fox and the grapes.

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>>383688790
>Refuse to waste time going after digital trophies in order to shitpost in a chinese website.
>"waaah you didn't do it because you thought it was hard!!!"

Also:
>Crash
>Hard

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fuck the last island

>>383689283
>implying activision will ever make a good Crash game
At best they will hire a studio like Vicarious Visions and the result will be similar to Mind over Mutant
That is, if they actually proceed to make another Crash game

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>>383688790
>Who's more pathetic?
You, fatass.

>>383684473
I swear to fucking god if i see that goddamn cover again

>>383689359
>t. casualshit

fuck off and kys

>>383689475
nice source there buddy

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>mfw nu/v/ kiddos are literally too casual to beat crash and claim it's the remake's fault
I haven't even touched this game since I was a child, and I was able to clear all 3 games in a single day

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>>383689778

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>>383685028
>and Crash 3 is awful
But is it WoC awful?

>Discovering from this thread that 50% of /v/ is confused as to the difference between a Remake and a Remaster

Wow holy shit. If ever there were a clearer sign that /v/ is becoming actual garbage, it's this. I don't care about newfags, but are people actually coming here that don't know this?

>>383689359
>Not knowing that the purpose of videogames is having fun
>Spending a few days playing a legit fun game is a waste of time
>Spending months and even years on Overwatch, MMOs, Meme Souls, weeaboo shit and those Paradox autism simulators that PCbros love is time well spent

What are you even doing here?

>>383684902
Plenty of games allow you to go over 100%, you idiot.

>>383690341
remaster is taking the actual game and just making it look better

and remake is making the same game completly new

right?

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>>383690341
Thats nothing, there are whole 10+minute videos on youtube explaining specifically the difference between the two regarding video games as if it isn't COMPLETE COMMON SENSE. USE YOUR LOGIC.

https://youtu.be/fSMiqoqgLSo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383690543
Yes. But were you unsure?? It's clear, its in the name. Remaster is to "retouch" and if that gets too confusing for some anons, remake is literally MAKE IT AGAIN. NEW ASSESTS.

>>383690638
i dunno its mostly people who confuse it and constantly talk about it that makes me so unsure

why do people have to get in fights about names anyways? just as annoying as the whole roguelike/lite fiasco

>>383685721
>Shape of geometry is physics problem
Ok lad.

>>383685870
Actually all it shows is that it's slightly different, not broken. It really doesn't impact the game at all unless you're fucking trash.

>>383684665
The one thing that annoys me is that you can Short Hop on Crash 1.

>>383690721
>why do people have to get in fights about names anyways? just as annoying as the whole roguelike/lite fiasco

No it isn't. It's not a "difference of opinion" they are objectivley seperate. Imagine the scenario
>2001
>"oh hey bro, did you hear they are porting Resident Evil 1 to the Gamecube only!"
>what? That shit is old, why bother?"
>looks at news on website
>it's the orginal game completley remade for the gamecube.
>"bro, this is no port! Its a remake! Hully shit balls yiss!"
>"tut. Same difference autist"

You can't just use words wrong and not get called out on it.

>>383689750
Not that guy, but activision has never had a good crash, and vicarious visions are best known for making the remakes, and some gameboy ports

>>383689932
This guy doesn't even look bad.How is it that we make fun of literally anyone who wears that hat, but somehow blacks obsession with children's shoe designs is cool?

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>Literally the crash games with fucked up gameplay
>/v/ praises to hell and back because some marketing about it being ultra difficult worked
I'm honestly disgusted with the state of the board

>>383685736
If you admit to that and the pill boxes than you admit that the gameplay is literally objectively fucked up

>>383686794
>remake

>>383691664
>Fucked up gameplay
It plays almost identical to the originals. I know nobody on this board plays video games, but this is a fucking delusional statement. Gameplay is fine and the game is FUN.

>>383691776
doesn't matter if you can still get all platinum in every level without problems. Get gud anon.

>>383691776
Or now you actually have to land properly and can't abuse the square hitbox. So it's actually fixed maybe.
Essentially, if you're not trash at crash, the game plays perfectly fine. Anyone complaining is just looking for an excuse for their poor skills.

>>383691858
it's a remake anon, stop baiting.

>>383691907
But with >>383685576 +the pill shaped hitboxes that's an objectively. Provably. Measurably. Completely untrue statement.

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>>383692030
>and can't abuse the square hitbox
Holy fucking shit. Activision or whoever owns this remake, is that you?

>>383691907
Few people in this board actually played it, most are just parroting what some contrarian said with no basis on facts

>>383692090
funny how the same guy that did that webm also said that's it doesn't matter and he's still enjoining the game

>>383692074
>majoras mask 3d is a remake
>shsm is a remake
and also skipping the trillion oot ports that youd count as a remake

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>>383691997
>The game with fucked to hell gameplay is technically platinumable so it's fine
Wow thanks for letting me know anon, somebody should let everybody know how many games are actually good because they can be beaten, Sonic 06 among others.

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>>383691858
All three of those are remakes though. Shattered Memories is the one that is most vastly diffierent from its original though, its almost a reboot. They gave me a chance to look upon "Heather" Mason once more though so i can't complain.

>>383692270
So the guy who made the webm has a retarded opinion?

Not my problem

>>383688790
>Who's more pathetic
That would still be you autist

>>383692280
read here please
>>383688205 , it's not my fault if you're an idiot.
Remake = game from 0 witg new assets
Remastered= upscaled res and textures

>>383690364
>B-B-But Overwatch and M-MMO's
Nice deflection faggot.

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>>383692280
>majoras mask 3d is a remake
Correct, new models made and everything.
>shsm is a remake
More a soft reboot id say, but they wanted to tell the orginal story with the same characters correct? Its more like what DmC was to DMC

>>383689669
>Greentexting wrong
>Baiting like a retard
As expected of a speedrunning retard.

>>383690364
>Beating the levels really fast is fun
Literally, "muh fun" for an argument. Only retards like speedrunning just look at that autistic event.
>Spending months and even years on Overwatch, MMOs, Meme Souls, weeaboo shit and those Paradox autism simulators that PCbros love is time well spent
Compared to speedrunning? Absolutelly.

>>383692410
>So casual that even kids games kick your ass and gets assblasted at people that can beat the games

>>383684473
Anyone who wasn't able to immediately identify this as a piece of shit from the pre-release footage deserves the remorse. Feels good to have enough brainpower to emulate the superior originals for free while retards get milked of their money.

>>383685396
Cortana and lina rule34 when
also sauce

>>383692090
How does a slightly heavier jump and the pill fuck up the gameplay? It plays almost identical.

>>383684473
i don't personally have buyers remorse, but my parents probably regret paying for my neet lifestyle

>>383692727
>Using speedrunning as a buzzword
I don't think you even know what this word really meants. Lurk moar faggot.

>>383692872
>Implying I bought the remaster to a children's game that I finished over 15 years ago
>"H-Hah wow, how pathetic. He isn't wasting his time getting over 100% on a 20 year old children's game trilogy to brag about it on an online Mongolian horse-racing website."
Literally autismo, you just keep burying yourself deeper.

>>383693107
>didn't even buy the game
>shitpost about it
oh shit /v/ was right, there are really people this retarded.

>>383693261
>"I-I-It's shitposting if I don't like it WAAAAAH."

We have people who haven't played the game complaining about it.
Whereas anyone that's actually played it knows that it's fine and pretty damn enjoyable.

People like to nitpick and then turn it into some huge fucking thing saying the game is ruined.
If you're complaining about this game, get over yourself, you fucking autist.

>>383693075
>Redditor telling others to lurk

I wish irony was a big black man so he could stick his big black dick in your big fat mouth.

>>383684831

Impressive

>>383693352
not him, didn't even read what you said. You shouldn't be in this thread though.

>>383693427
>People aren't allowed to complain
>If they do they are autists
The fucking state of denial from these faggots...

>>383693107
>Implying I bought the remaster
Just as expected.

>Whining about games you don't even play
>Talking about things you don't have a clue about
You can't be more pathetic if you tried. Thank god I'm not you. Just kys, please

>>383693508
>You need to spend the same amount of time playing the game to call someone an autist because he considers others pathetic for not wasting the same amount of time as him on a 20 year old children's game
Damage control is strong today I see. Embarrassing.

>>383693508
You actually can. All you need to do is buy the remastered trilogy and waste days watching youtube guides and trying to beat the levels really fast so you can come brag on 4chan about how you're hot shit at a kid's game and that everyone else sucks because they're not autistic enough to waste time doing something pointless.

>>383693494
But nobody complaining here has even played the fucking game.

>>383690341
most people on /v/ are really fucking dumb.

>>383693427
Personally I fall in the category of people who only played the originals and find them ranging from mediocre to downright bad. Naughty Dog are tech gods, but they know jackshit about game design.
I just use the recent Crash threads to talk about that, I don't care about the remaster.

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>>383693738
kek, how will relicuck recover.

>>383693494
you can't complain if you didn't played the fucking game.

>>383693738
I can detect your anal clench at being shit even at kids games from here.

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>>383684902
w e w

>>383693738
/v/ is truly dead, people would have fucked you in the ass for being this casual

>>383693938
I don't think he needs to, since he actually got his money's worth with the game, but I pity those who bought something they can't even finish

>>383693738
holy shit dsp really getting mad as fuck over a kids game

>>383693938
>He thinks relics are hard to get
>Casualcuck thinks his opinions on anything matter

>>383693884
And that's perfectly good, that's actual game discussion.

I think they didn't have a clue how to design levels in the first one, but they did improve. 2 was the best, but only had a few decent levels where you could run through and use crashes abilities to its fullest. The rest of the game is just running to the next enemy or trap and waiting for the right time to move, that's pretty lame.
3 was filled with trash gimmicks and I don't know why people like it.

>>383694208
>The rest of the game is just running to the next enemy or trap and waiting for the right time to move, that's pretty lame.
Yeah, that is basically what ND's level design philosophy boils down to. The box smashing sometimes had some neat puzzles, but otherwise there wasn't anything interesting to those games, gameplay wise. And the fact that Crash lacked weight made the platforming less satisfying aswell.

>>383693738
>All you need to do is buy the remastered trilogy and waste days watching youtube guides and trying to beat the levels really fast so you can come brag on 4chan about how you're hot shit at a kid's game and that everyone else sucks because they're not autistic enough to waste time doing something pointless.
My god, that's hilarious.

>All that projection
Let's poke this retard a bit more to squeeze more funny shit from him.

>>383684665
You do realize that plenty of millennials grew up playing the original 3 right? There are millennials that are in their mid 20s.

So people finally realized that it's just crash bandicoot and hyping it on a burmese bitmap board didn't solve the issues it had for being a 3d platformer from the time were people weren't really sure how 3d platformers work?

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>>383694028
>>383694115
>>383694152
>>383694203
>>383694492
t. SEETHING time trial relicucks.

>>383694390
I like the hidden sorta stuff, that's always been what i enjoyed. However some of the backtracking you have to do for all the gems is kinda necessarily painful.
Crash feels slightly heavier in the remake, so there is that, but he still jumps high as fuck and is easily abused with his skills.

Really I enjoy the river levels and parts of the snow levels of 2. The rest is kinda average.

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>>383693738
>All of these triggered replies.

What is it about speed that attacts the biggest autists?

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The problem with the N Sane Trilogy is that they are trying to be as faithful as possible to a game that was shit and two games that were okay

>>383694203
>Hahah casuls can't get relics
>lol dumb anon relics aren't hard to get

Pick one bait please.

>>383694971
But you're wrong. Crash is a good game. One of my favorites too

I still don't understand why Crash 2 plays so much better than Crash 1

>>383695287
Crash 1 was a monotonous piece of shit with horrendous amounts of moments where you stand around and wait to move forward and your biggest enemy is the fucking camera

>>383695004
Nigga, can you keep it down, please? I'm browsing this shit from work, and the retarded shit you're spouting is making very difficult not to kek. I'll end getting fired because of you, so pretty please :-)

>>383695348
But you're wrong
Next you'll say crash of the titans is bad

>>383695314
Probably because it was released later.

Crash 1 was one of the first 3D platformers ever. It's quite a bit rough around the edges.

>>383690947
God that pisses me off. It's not 'press X to jump' anymore. It's 'hold X to jump'. Where the fuck do you need a half jump in Crash 1?

>>383695413
Never touched it, last Crash game I played before N Sane Trilogy was Tag Team Racing

>>383684748
I felt it was easier than the originals. Holy fuck I'd spend entire days on just one level as a kid.

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>>383686506
>The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games
While I agree with your points, pic related exists

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>>383684902

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This so much.

I only spent 19€ for the deluxe version, but I had a feeling I was going to dislike it intensely.

Because I enjoyed DA:0,2 and ME3 so I didn't listen, I though I'd be able to endure the sjw kool-aid, but it was by far the smallest of the problems with the game.

>>383695518
Relics

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>>383695687
>3D models

>>383695348
i legitmatly enjoyed crash 1 much more than 2 and 3

>>383696904
Same here

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>3 gold relics away from the Crash 2 Trophy
>Piston it Away, Spaced Out, and Rock-It

I'm so close.

I'm so damn close. I'm taking a break because my hands were starting to cramp and explode on me, but holy shit I'm actually gonna do it. I'll never be insane enough for platinum but fuck me I'm getting The N. Credible Crash Bandicoot even if it kills me

>>383696731
They're not 3D Models?

>>383697262
good luck m8 i know that feeling with crash 1 when your hands are getting fucked
took me 2 days to fully recover from the high road and go for the rest

gonna plat crash 2 aswell god help me

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how did they fuck this shit up so bad?

>ALL I WANTED WAS THE EXACT SAME GAME THAT'S 100% 1:1 EXCEPT WITH CINEMA GRAPHICS SO IT REALLY ISN'T 1:1 BUT DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT!!

The originals still exist if your bitch ass is so exploded about the remakes. Also try to remember that Vicarious had to eyeball everything because the original coding is lost and outdated and therefore not usable, the fact they got as close as they did is quite a feat.

Also, the people who whine about "muh color palettes!" and "muh lighting!" are the nitpickiest faggots alive, super-saturated single colors and light bubbles worked on the blocky barely-detailed PS1 but would look awful in HD.

>>383695863
Although that my be the case they could have just tweeked the timings and made it full jump. The short hop caused me to die 3 times on the first level before the checkpoint.

It's irritating because it's almost muscle memory taking over so I repeatedly short hop be accident. It'd be nice if there was an option to disable it.

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>>383585018
No, it's actually possible, it's just really convulted, repetitive and hard. But it's a LOT easier if you start with a double Aku Aku.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwovUJw9Qc

To sum it up, you need to absolutely NOT destroy the Checkpoint box right next to the Death Route platform or you'll screw everything up. Hop on the Skull platform.
Unlike the PS1 version, N.Sane actually lets you keep a triple Aku Aku when you start the Death Route, instead of automatically turning it off. Now, you'll basically have to do the Death Route 2+1 times.

1) Take advantage of the triple Aku Aku as much as possible. Make sure to destroy those nasty Nitros during the latter half of the path. Get to the end of the Route and spin the ! crate to unlock the 4 hidden boxes earlier on. DO NOT FALL to get the gem. Leave it where it is.
2) Turn around and backtrack the whole Route until you destroy those 4 boxes as well as all the other ones you might've missed. If you've used the triple Aku Aku well, the path should be nice and clean. Head to the start of the path and hop on the Death Route platform again in order to return to the main level. If the platform doesn't work, walk until it is offscreen and then try it jumping on it again (PS1 Crash 2 had this bug, not sure if they fixed it).
3) When you're back on the main level, destroy the Checkpoint, only NOW. Hop on the platform again and do the Route you've cleaned up again. Even if you die now, the Checkpoint you just destroyed saved all your progress so far so you won't have to destroy all those boxes again. Get to the end of the path. This time, fall off the pit to get the gem. Now kill yourself. You'll be back on the Checkpoint next to the Death Route, with all the boxes destroyed and the gem in your hands. Complete the rest of the level as normal.

get ready for a twinsanity remaster with all cut content

>>383695404
>Wagecuck
Why am i not surprised. Only someone with the lowest of IQ's would think time trials are a matter of skill. I wish your manager could see your pathetic attempts at baiting so he could fire you, just by looking at them he would come to the conclusion that you have no value or potential as a human.

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>try time trial
>1 minute
>barely made it
>look at leaderboards
>20 seconds

what the fuck

>unskippable intro
>load times
>can't restart levels outside of time trials
>some hit boxes seem wonky

My only real complaints. Working on Crash 1 relics and having a lot of fun.

>>383684473
>>383684665
>>383684748
>Remember Crash was a mediocre, mechanically flawed game when it came out.
>Remaster it, it's a bad game with mechanical flaws now.

Were sonybros desperate for games? I know Euroslimes have shit taste for games but buying this trash when it's flaws were known for over a decade? LOL!

>>383699835
>I hated it then and I still hate it now, listen to me talk about how much I hate it

>>383699196
>being a NEET
>literally all the time in the world
>can't even beat the platinum times in a children's game
my sides

>>383695687
When the hell was this announced or released?

>>383699835
>Remember Crash was a mediocre, mechanically flawed game when it came out.

In what way? The only thing I can think of mechanically was that on Crash 2 you kept your forward momentum when you crashed into an object so if you jumped you still kept moving at nearly full speed. Other than that, I can't recall anything.

Y'all nigger bitches dont understand.
Jumps arent broken, they just made the controls harder to cater the big audience, who likes Dark Souls. Per ende, Dark Souls + Classic game, makes the game look like a famous game, so a lot of people buy it (yes, people play games just because they are popular, some people try to follow the trend like if it is fashion). Smh when will you learn.

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>>383684473
pretty much every first party nintendo game post Wii

>>383700885
Please stop relating the game to Dark Souls. The game was made to be a recreation of the originals. They've done a good job at it. The jumps are just harder to make.

Dark Souls is a completely different style of game and its difficulty is down to the fact that everything is trial and error. Which way do you go, what type of damage is an enemy weak to, how do I deal with status type X, what do stats do, what weapon should I use?

Crash Bandicoot is a linear platformer. The only things you have to remember are "Does enemy die to Jump, Spin, Slide, or Bazooka?" and "How big is that gap?"

>>383686040
>20 years ago
>came out 12 days ago
fucking newfags

>>383697705
lmao this happened to me too

got a sensible chuckle out of me

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I think I covered everything this time lads

Pros:
>Graphics generally look pleasing
>Music is not too bad (but not better than the original soundtracks)
>Improved save system is great, especially for the first game
>Coco playable is a neat addition, and was not paid dlc thankfully
>Time trials for all games is really cool, even if the earlier games are not necessarily designed for them
>Online leaderboards are, again, a nice little addition
>Actually contains all 3 games (not split and sold separately)
>Stormy Ascent potentially dlc
>Sold well, potential for new games

Cons:
>Only on PS4 (for now)
>30fps
>Wonky physics/hitboxes that change gameplay compared to the original games (esp bridge levels, falling off boxes)
>Long and constant loading screens
>Boss name and health bar no longer one, ruins the aesthetic
>Despite Josh Mancell asking to work on N Sanity Trilogy he was not hired by Activision, what the fuck man
>no option to listen/switch to classic trilogy ost
>Sound effects are fine but not as good as the original, especially for collecting a life
>Voice acting is serviceable but not as good as the original
>Can only restart levels when doing time trials
>Cortex is jaundice
>X is Load and square is Save, what the actual fuck
>no unlockable PS1 style crash or Fake Crash
>no boss rush
>no model viewer
>nothing celebrating Crash as a videogame icon (small museum like in Ratchet & Clank games etc)

Crash 2 only:
Pros:
>More cutscenes and dialogue I believe

Cons:
>In a cutscene Cortex tells Crash communication will be difficult from now, then talks to him again immediately after the following boss
>Fonts for levels in Crash 2 warp rooms look really bad, artificial

>>383703819
>Voice acting is serviceable but not as good as the originaL

Ehh, I'll disagree on this. I thought the new voices are really great, especially N. Tropy's and Brio's. Hell, Brio still makes me laugh. I thought everyone did a good job, even the weak ass WOAH grew on me. The loading screens are annoying, and the hitboxes/physics are ridiculous (seriously, you can launch the polar bear at mach five by doing properly timed L jumps. If someone can learn to control that shit, I accidentally found speedrun tech) but everything else is fair. A Crash museum would be awesome, but I guess they really wanted to keep things by the book.

I also want Time Trial replays god fucking dammit. Why show me the leaderboard if I can't see what this asshole did to beat the Plat. timing by 30s?

>>383684748

Yeah, I can't believe they fucked up the jumping in the first game. I played the PSX version for the first time two weeks ago and started playing the PS4 version yesterday. It's clear as day how that little change in jumping mechanics makes a big difference.

>>383695518

Road to Nowhere.

>>383695591

It probably feels easier because you sucked at games as a kid.

>>383700393

Announced at E3.

>>383684837
I never played it, what was wrong with it?

I love Brawl, so your criticisms probably won't even matter to me LUL

>>383703819
Pros:
>nothing

Cons:
>everything

There, /v/'s attitude towards this in a nutshell.

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Can't believe I paid money for this shit

>>383684837
I mean I had PM so the only reason I had to buy Trash4 was megaman.

>>383697705

That happens in the original too. I have no idea why but i always found it funny