Why do they love bananas?

Potassium.

>>383677959
All niggers do

>>383677959
Do bananas make you fast?

>>383677973
fpbp

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>>383677959
they are all homosexuals
which is why there are no female yiga members

Bananas are top ingredient. 5 bananas and you have a nice attack+3 buff

>>383677959
all gay and like to bj. when no time or hunger they prefere banana

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>>383677959
It's a reference to this

>>383678306
They make you mighty

>>383678759
4 Banans + Dragon Horn for 30 minute +3 attack. 30 minute +3 def is probably better if you're doing the trial though.

>>383678759
All you need is 4 bananas for max attack buff.
Add a dragon horn instead to make it last 30 minutes.

>>383679531
>>383679560
you can also sub the 4th banana for a mighty thistle and still get +3 attack too if you want to stretch your banana supply

>>383678638
But THERE ARE female members

>>383679878

DUDE CONSOLE WARS LMAO

>>383679938
no, they're taking the apparence of other npcs when you see them as "travelers"

>>383679531
>>383679560
>>383679907
Or if you want to play the RNG game, two bananas, one mighty thistle, and a Monster Extract can give you a +3 attack that lasts 30 minutes. But it also has a chance to give you a buff that lasts only 60 seconds, reduces the buff to level one, and heals for only a quarter heart.

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>>383677959
Do you think the DLC will focus on fighting the Yiga clan? They seem to be the only threat left to Hyrule since all the guardians are gonna be deactivated, if you don't count the monsters

>>383680956
I don't think the DLC will take place post-game. It'll just be a new story arc quest or something.

>>383681197
It's already confirmed to take place post-game. Test footage was released showing Zelda visiting some of the different domains n stuff

AYO HOL UP

IS YOU SAYIN

THAT WE WUZ SHEEIKA N SHEEIT?

>>383681308
yeah, good luck telling "The Champions' Ballad" post-game, while every one of them is fucking dead

+ she was with Hyrule Castle's guards, which are very scarce now that Ganon murdered the shit out of them and that the only survivors are peasants and sheikahs in kakarico.

>>383677959
>those pecs

>>383681759
>implying it isn't about how their descendants become the new champions

Also in the clip a shrine was activated, none of those started glowing until Link activated the first tower. Those guards are likely new recruits since they're starting to put Hyrule back together

>>383681453
Ooh hey this joke again!

Nice!

>>383682082
it's a 15 seconds clip from an in-development dlc, fuck off, they just didn't bother with the shrine for now

>>383682275
Why are you so adamantly in denial of a possibility? Not to mention the DLC is probably pretty close to done, overlooking something that simple until the last minute doesn't seem realistic

>>383682484
"the last minute" it's literally out in 6 months, they have time, the game is complete since march you fuck


and i'm in denial because i'm an autistic retard that just like to shit on people on 4chan and insult them for the sake of it, I actually am interested in the development of the new Champions stories now that you made me think about it and I genuinely agree that it may be a possibility

>>383678638
this

>>383677959
Because the height of Japanese comedy is making a character obsessed with a specific type of food.

You see it all the time in anime, too

Because the Zelda and DK timelines are entangled

Because of that beat

>>383682668
>the game is complete since march
Then why did they have to sell a difficulty option as DLC?

Yiga is an anagram for "I gay". They want to kill Link because he is in the process of transitioning into a cute girl, and Yiga does not support the act of turning hyrule female. This is also why they attack the Gerudo, because they steal hyrule men from them.

>>383685672
>yiga is an anagram for i gay
You do learn something new every day

>>383685427
To get that sweet sweet dosh. Master mode is so obviously a tack on extra I don't think it should even exist

>>383678638
>Hoo Hoo Hoo

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>>383678638
Does that make this guy gay too? He was Yiga, has kids... Buttbabies?

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>>383677959
The world may never know

>>383687043
It's possible to impregnate women even though you're gay, you know

And yes he was gay, his beard is too groomed for him not to be

HEY YO THIS BEAT IS BANANAS

>>383685672
deep