Save the Princess

>>383672121
Throw the sword
Trigger the spiky trap
Jump on the spiky trap

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Easy

>>383672121
why? those spikes look pretty sexy

ZA WARUDO

>>383672121
Fuck the spike trap

>>383672619
It does say the spiked crusher will kill you.

OP, however, did not say it would crush her or anything about the triggering mechanism, so your solution is correct. As long as you don't move towards her, the spiked crusher won't crush you. She can move freely.

>>383672714
>OP, however, did not say it would crush her
>she's in the same predicament

>>383672714
> she's kinda in the same predicament.

>>383672778
>just a little bit

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>>383672714
Loopholes don't work here. Walking under it will kill you, regardless of whether or not you're a princess or some anon. You'll have to think outside the box!

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Too bad for her, she needs to give me some incentive to rescue her first.

>>383673013
Easy peasy, tell her to throw her clothes underneath the spikes. It will trigger them, she walks on top.

You get bonus for seeing her nude

If she has a dick, I'll save her.

>>383672121
stick my arm under the crusher, pull it back before it gets crushed, then save the princess

>>383673017
she has a feminine penis what else would you need

>>383673316
HE

>>383672121
What if I realize the princess was the true spiked trap all along?

>>383672329
But is it personnel?

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ez

Just put a box there so when the spikes fall it stops at the box and walk under.

>>383673241
But is it a big feminine penis or a small feminine penis?

This is very important.

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>>383672329

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>>383672347
>>383672660
Thankfully you have a spare pair of special glasses on you that changes your perception

>>383673496
let's just say she's compensating for something with her sword

>>383673704
why not traps

>>383673874
Just because they're spikes doesn't mean they have penises. Even if a spike is a "trap," they're not traps!

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All you did was remind me of THIS bullshit from Limbo.

>>383674039
you were supposed to save her not ripping her apart you double jian

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Obligatory

>>383673442
underrated.

>>383674113
It's not called Limbo for nothing.

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>>383672121

>>383675175
Another jojo fan! 'tis an awesome thing to see!

>>383675109
so is the warrior princess a member of an all-female look-alike race? hot

>>383675109
What are those red circles?

>>383672121
Seduce the crusher instead of the princess.

>>383675340
>it's another butthurt autist whining for no real reason

>>383674417
portal reference?

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>>383675175
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!/1/146y7uiotp[ phhhhhhhhh

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>>383672121

>>383675657
It's the hottest new meme in reddit what did you expect

Where's the porn?

>>383676161
Too soon

>>383674417
but what happens if you put a portal underneath the trap?

>>383677967
modern art

>>383676274
You go to /trash/ for that
I liked the /trash/ Save the Princess threads, what happened to them?

Masturbate into a cup

Toss it to her

In eighteen years we'll have our answer.

>>383672121
She doesn't even need saving
>not under the spikes, won't get crushed unless she walks under them
>is as agile as you are, not a damsel in distress at all
>don't even know her, why should I bother saving her

>>383673341
KANGZ

>>383672329
Good job now how you do get back to the other side without someone to teleport behind?

>>383674039
>didn't even get Brouzouf
Must've been a dog-face jian in disguise.

>>383682391
Did you mean 9 months

>>383684014
cu*****nt