Hey anon, play _______ with me

Ark/Rust/Minecraftlikes

>>383630662
anal

>>383630662
>Gmod
Every fucking time.

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>>383630662
got a friend that bothers me about for honor every week, should I delete him? I dont even have the game installed anymore.

I don't even like playing games with other people, I just do it not to let them down.

It's always civ but we never finish a game

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>That friend who is a complete parasite who leeches away at your life every day when he sends you a barrage of messages about his shitty life

>>383630662
I thought the white Issy boy meme was a lie until some faggot I added around here found my Instagram pics and started sending me butt pics of his big white ass .

Never again

>>383631598
Just block them

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>>383631434
Time to set your profile to private and delete them off your friends list friendo

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>>383630662
I don't have any friends.

>>383631693
Way ahead of you there. Just did it earlier today and now I feel much lighter.

>Anime avatar
>Meek and uses emoticons almost every reply
Really pathetic seeing his avatar whenever it comes up.

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>>383631838
>They also get passive aggressive when you deny them something

Yeah, that's fine... xd....

>>383631805
It's the best for them as well. Instead of being able to just vent their frustrations at you now they'll have to actually fix their shit

>>383631428
Tell him you don't play for honor anymore and you get to keep a friend.

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>CS:GO

>>383631169
Fucking this, my pals on a Discord are sitting playing nothing but survival trash and all I do is sit on the sidelines bored not joining in.

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>>383631727
I just uninstalled dota 2, they never talk to me again

>>383634210
>dota 2 """friends"""
kek, fucking addicts

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>>383630662
>that friend who always wanna talk about his personal life

>>383634382
Sadly for me they are irl friends so I can't erase them.

>>383634474
Where they just waiting for you to come online, I bet they even had the chat box open and waited till you came online

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>hey dude, play _______ with me
>they pretty much always say yes because i'm a calm person and i'm friends with good people
Sucks to be me, I guess. Right?

>>383631560
Holy fuck same. If it's civ 5 you're talking about I can't blame you at all for never resuming either since 5's lategame is less fun than watching paint dry.

>>383634474
Story of my life

>>383630662
>Hey anon, come over to my place and play doctor with me ;)
REE FUCKING ROASTIES I JUST WANT TO PLAY VIDYA

>>383634050
underrated post. my discord buds are mad into pubg and i've got no interest in picking up another early access title ;_;

>>383634524
Says who

>>383634474
jesus christ

>>383631428
Delete him. You do him a favour.
This sentence shows what of an insufferable person you are.

>that guy who drinks too much and yells about twin peaks

That's me.

>>383630662
I haven't been on Steam for like a year. I should probably catch up with those friends I have there.

>>383635049
Hey me too

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>that one steam friend that gets mad at you when you don't play the game they want to play

>>383634913
Even if I join then, I'm an absurd hours wage cuck so they speed ahead and leave me ages behind in terms of catching up with a base or just learning the game.

>play ffxiv with my bros
>waiting for savage omega to drop in ffxiv
>so we play payday 2 and ultimate chicken horse to kill time
>every day gaming with my friends

life is great

>>383635304
>and then I wake up

>>383634524
There is always the chance of them dropping dota 2. All my rl friends don't play anything at all. Maybe a match of fifa every month but that's it.

I just want to say that there is a chance they'll drop it.

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>>383634946
They know where I live, and deleting dota 2 made the trick any ways.

How do you make online friends?

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>that one guy that tells you his life story every time you log on

>>383635448
You can always delete your friends

>No one says a word to me all day
>They're playing their own vidya
>Decide to play some singleplayer shit
>Splash screen comes up
>BING
>HEY ANON WANNA PLAY SOME VIDYA?

>>383635486
Slut it up.

>Hey, join my discord

>Ok sounds good man
>Actually play with him because we are friends and I have nothing better to do

>>383630662
>unfriended

>>383635373
I don't thinks one of them have already spend like 2k on the game has more than 5k hours of game play, the rest have more than 2k hours each

>>383634913
>Discord
>>>/reddit/

>>383634647
>>383634718
>>383634474
>Last Online: 10 years ago
I don't blame him

>>383634474
>last online 10 years ago

>>383635534
Yes I can but I would rather avoid the drama about it.

>>383630662
tw:rome2... aint nobody got time for that

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>Hey anon, wanna play x with me?
>Nah, I'm gonna play y since I'm in the mood for that. Maybe tomoz instead
>Oh... ok...

This fucking infuriates me

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>>383635823
I don't think you understand

>>383635052
>I haven't been on Steam for like a year.
How is this possible?

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>Hey
>My life sucks
>Yeah my mom told me to get a job today
>She doesn't understand
>I'm depressed and have anxiety
>Hello
>Hey
>Hey

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>>383630662
>nobody ever messages me asking to play something with them

>>383635850
>Hey anon wanna play X with me?
>Yeah sure!
>Suddenly in voice chat with 3 other people I don't know and getting roped into a group game

That's not what I fucking asked is it

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>that friend who never plays steam games and just uses steam to chat with you about lolis

>>383630662
No fucking uibloatware

>>383630662
it's usually dota 2, but it's only ever to 5-6 people I actually stack with so its all good.

sometimes its pubg which is also pretty fine

>im sad
>what's wrong
>it's hard to explain you wouldn't understand

>>383635383
can i come over and we play WWE instead?

smackdown vs raw is hella fun

>>383635383
"You're not my sister!"

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>add someone from /v/ to pay some games
>hey you want to play some killing floor?
>"yeah sure, lets play"
>he goes on a different game and doesnt message me
>try the other guy
>he actually joins and plays
>talks about his life and poland or some shit
>goes offline waits a day then deletes me
how do i make good friends /v/?

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I wish. It's always him ranting about how all modern video games are shit. How valve won't make HL3. How CS:GO is full of cheaters. How he is just going to sell his steam account and quit video games. No really this time he's going to do it for real.

>>383636120
Okay.
>They start to spam you with an overly wrought out explanation.

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>>383635596
fucking this

it's even worse when they're all playing single player games when they ask

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>Hey anon wanna play X
>Oh Sure that sounds fun
>Friend stops talking to you and plays a different game with someone else

O-oh

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>>383636120
>Ahh so you're an attention seeker then

Problem fixed anon

>>383635383
That all depends is it over the internet or are we in the same room

>>383631973
Those kinds of people don't do that, they'll just find someone new. most people are too shortsighted to break their habits and leave their safety bubble.

>>383636368
how the FUCK do you play 100% oj lan?

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>>383635274
>that one friend who gets mad when you dont play the SINGLE player games they want you to play

>>383636214
>always rant about modern video games are shit
>plays CS:GO

Like fucking pottery, dodge that shit senpai

>>383636271
Or

>Friend asks to play vidya
>Say sure
>"Alright just gimme like 20 min I need a shit first"

20 minutes of starting at the screen waiting for the cunt to come back because it's not enough time to start playing anything while he's gone.

>>383636443
You don't have to lan just because you're in the same room

>only have 4 friends on steam
>none of them want to play with me

There is no reaction pic. There is only sadness.

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>>383636443
holy fuck dude

>>383636492
you do realize that lan = hotseat too, right?

>>383634662
eh, not really. I'm the same way, but less because i'm calm but more because i'm le funny guy and always upbeat. Positive people attract everyone, a lot of the times miserable people, unfortunately.

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>That Canadian friend who sends you /pol/ shit

>>383630662
Battlerite. Holy shit fuck that game. For a game that claims to be a moba without the moba-style objective, it sure has fucking awful controls and playstyle. It's actually worse than Dota 2 somehow.

>Hey, let's dance around and throw pokes at each other for ten years because WASD dodging anything is pointless because your character is too slow, and using mobility cooldowns aggressively (or even defensively) is like spreading your asscheeks goatse-style unless your opponent did it first. Then let's make it so that if you poke without doing more than 20% of their life in one go, they just get to heal back up and build free ult charge for the enemy team's support. Then make ultimates automatic wins if your opponents blow dodge cooldowns.

>>383636027
something tells me you are one of those anime/hentai avatar faggots

>>383636463
>Play CS:GO with friend sometimes
>He goes fucking ballistic at the game as soon as we go on a losing streak
>Talks about how much he hates the game
>Uninstalled it on like 3 occasions now
>Will actively refuse to talk for a day or two after this happens
>Comes back like nothing happened
>1000+ hours of playtime and counting

>>383636202
I'll be your friend. What's your steam id? Been looking for someone to play lost planet 2 with.

>>383630662
ok

>playing game with multiple friends
>that one guy who gets way ahead of the group because he has no self control
>other guy who sucks at everything he does even when trying his best and makes you lose constantly
>third guy dicks around too much, griefs and wastes time
>4th guy gets frustrated really easy and wants to quit the game way earlier than everyone else. Their role is always vital and can't play the game without them

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>>383630662
Thanks for reminding me that I have no friends OP.

>>383635748
Ok friend, what is the superior chat platform for us mature gamers?

>>383636559
You do realize multiple computers can share the same internet connection right?

>>383636795
What do you think, dumbass?

>>383636893
Discord?

>>383636829
that defeats the purpose of being in the same room

>>383630662
>Still using Steam for Steam chat

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>>383636687
>lost planet 2
dont have it, you american or EU?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/4GodAndCountry

>>383636979
not really

>>383634474
internal clock: year 1989

>>383636932
No

WHY ISN'T MINE CRAFT ON STEAM

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>>383636609
Absolutely and indiscriminately. My avatar is Rapeman from my favorite Gomennasai work.

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>>383636637
My "friend" one ups yours. Goes ballistic on a losing streak, ragequits the match after killing some friendlies, uninstalls the game then permanently deletes it from the account. He'll then message hours later that he'll buy it again.

He's done this 3 times

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anyone want to play rising storm 2??

>>383637028
EU. Gimme a sec and I'll add you. Just getting on the pc now.

>try adding people on the community hub
>They seem alright
>The instant i add them they change their profile pic to ahegaos and start spewing memes.
Why

>>383637345
No

>>383636756
Yeah OP is a good guy, this self-loathing is great.

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>>383637028
Ayyyy I remember you, you went medic on the party van server

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IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING STEAM UPDATE OR GROUP EVENT
FUCK

>tfw no friends to play multiplayer games with because most of them are piratefags

>>383637089
Ventrilo?

>>383637735
GET OFF MY VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

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>tfw play solo in PUBG, R6Siege and Overwatch

>>383637609
>feel like playing Payday 2
>alright lets do this
>update
>takes so long I don't feel like playing

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>>383637818
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

>>383637818
I CAME TO THIS VENT TO BE ALONE

>>383637868
I came here to be alone

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>>383637820
i know that feel
i just prefer to play alone a lot of the time

>>383637928
>>383637943
Why did he go into a voice chat client to be alone? I don't think I'll ever understand this.

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>>383637943
TRINITY HE'S BACK AGAIN
I-I
I GOT CHILLS

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>>383637996
I'm just too scared to get a mic

>>383636572
Unfortunately positive people tend to think like normies because they don't care about debts or they just think they aren't rich because they can't afford an island for themselves.

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>steam friend always bitching and whining about being a fat ugly NEET, his shitty Louisiana life and how this one girl he's friends with won't fuck him
>almost every day
>tell him that you don't want to hear it all the time and to stop being a NEET or fuck off
>They stay your steam friend but don't message you for years
>Suddenly get back in contact
>He became alpha and ripped like Zyzz and smashes puss on the regular now

Didn't know you had it in you David but I respect the shit out of you.

>>383638175
>louisiana

Hey, other people live here.

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>>383638090
I prefer text usually, in PUBG mics are kind of necessary but for most multiplayer games I like text chat. Unless I'm particularly close and comfy to the person.

>>383638021
Attention whoring, they didn't actually want to be alone. They wanted someone to go out of their way to talk to them

>>383637996
How did they know Sombra was going to be in the game?

>>383631598
i like this cat face

>Have life problems
>Talk to buddy about it while playing vidya because he understands my situation
>Give's me excellent advice
>Actually makes my life easier
>Thank him and continue to play
>Go back to playing on console the next day because I hate PC gaming and dont see him for another few months

I wish I could keep playing with him but PC gaming is just extremely fucking boring

>>383638210
I said his. He hated it there and had a shitty asian family.

>>383631598
>when they get mad at you for not immediately responding and then go on long rants about how horrible you are
>all because you have a life and cant always respond immediately, or sometimes dont want to talk

>>383630662
First thing I do when I boot up steam is go into offline mode desu. All my mates' play is csgo.

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>>383631309

>>383638306
Just buy a gamepad you can use on pc anon

>>383637820
Anzu I'm kissing you

>>383631364
Only if it's sandbox I would join

>>383638474
>you just want to be alone
>you have work to do
>actually is playing with other friends

>>383638306
What vidya do you play anon? You can't really blame the entirety of pc gaming if you're playing shit games.

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>Have a friendslist full of people
>Literally only have spoken to 2 of them and I know them IRL
>Afraid to remove people in case they notice and get angry/sad
>Don't actually know how to make online friends

>>383630662
>It's H1Z1

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>Hey join my ARK RP server
>You have to make a Reddit account first though

Anyone wanna play RISK using Tabletop Sim?

>>383638539
you can have it launch you in hidden mode you know

>>383638572
>I have dozens
>I hate how you have to disconnect the controller via bluetooth everytime your done with it then reconnect it which takes 3 minutes

>>383638726
>Use to play a lot of league of legends but I got banned and I prefer it that way because that game is cancer
>He like Rocket League and I enjoy it but only in spurts
>He barely plays any fun multiplayer games outside of Rocket league as well
>I like fightan but it isn't his thing

>>383638306
That's very selfish of you

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>>383630662
>unzip dick and start fap
>steam message sound
>"hey anon, come play game with us"
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>383638798
Yeah, I know how you feel.

>>383639041
sounds fun

>>383635383
Sorry I'm terrible at that game since it's pure luck.

>>383639109
Even better thanks
>>383639135
Maybe try terraria anon

>>383638474
fug you zac.

How do you guys even actually make friends that aren't edgelords or overly clingy weirdos online? Everyone I meet either never leaves me alone, is just insanely abrasive or is a overall just a shitty ass person in some way?

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>tfw have dozens of friends on steam but nobody ever messages me or invites me to anything so i can't relate to any of this
>never message or invite anybody else to any games out of fear of being annoying

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>>Hey anon, play _______ with me
>Endless Legend
>Insurgency
>Dungeon of the Endless
>E.Y.E.
>Risk of Rain (even gifted that one to me)

I love my Steam friends!

>>383639337
Play with real life friends.

>>383639337
on /vg/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/theguyverunit/

feel free to add me. i'm pretty talkative and like to play. just don't be one of those people who takes games too seriously.

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>friend does a thing
>dont know if they're anticipating a response or asking a question

>>383639510
>Endless Legend
My man.

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>Hey anon, play--
>Remember that I haven't actually been invited to anything by any friends for months

>play a game
>friend asks to join
>already know how shit it will be
>cant turn him down because he threatens to blackmail you
>start playing
>gets pissed at you no matter what you do
>decide you dont want to play anymore
>get off the game
>makes you feel guilty for not wanting to play with them
>play with them regularly because of this
>stop enjoying the game
this has happened with like 3 games now, fuck i hate this guy but im a pathetic beta and he is the only friend i have that plays games with mw

>>383639782
Blackmail?

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>>383633741
>Overwatch

>have a few friends that aren't irl friends on my list
>they sometimes message me to play games
>then we play games
god I love video games

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>>383639741
Try years.

>>383639741
Look at everyone else in the thread, friends are assholes. You're better off without them.

Hello!

Is there any way to see a message you sent with a gifted game?

>>383639782
What's your dirty little secret anon?

>>383639556
Yeah. that's the only people I really interact with to be honest.
>>383639605
How do you avoid attention whoring traps and drama babies? Trial and error? I tried the wow /vg/ and it was full of weirdos that made a clique and would exclude anybody that wouldn't pander to the one girl in the guild

>>383634050
>bored not joining in.
Everything is fun with friends anon. Even playing in garbage.

>>383639782
What's he got on you. Dealt with something similar but things became convenient for me and it became the perfect opportunity to drop all contact.

>>383639976
Don't play wow. Or any mmo for that matter.

>>383639976
You just need to visit good generals instead of bad ones

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>Add friend on steam
>Have similar hobbies, have fun talking
>At some point reveals he's gay
>Tell him I'm okay with it but I don't swing that way
>Practically every time he messages me now it's to try and flirt with me
Fucking why

>>383637345
sure, my steam username is Daisuke

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Only add me if you like anime and point & click games.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/neverknowsbesthuh/

>>383640228
Why do fags always have to be such obnoxious cunts?

>>383640228
just flirt back and get free games you faggot

>>383634474
>1989-12-24

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Anyone ever had a possessive friend who got jealous if you played with others?

Even worse if you knew the fag in real life and he got weirdly jealous that you'd rather hang out with people whose company you enjoy rather then his.

In my case, he only had 1 other irl friend who also looked miserable whenever I saw him in person due to hanging out with him. He told me he thought of me as his best friend but the feeling was of course not mutual.

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>>383630662
Xcom

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>>383640606

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>>383635383
Sure. You're at least level 100, right?

>>383640606
yeah, multiple times. They both ended up being nuts, and one was a crazy chick that ended up having a crush on me. More times than not there's a reason these people only have a few friends and are obsessive about that one partciular person.

>>383639860
>>383639968
>>383640092
told him lots of personal stuff back when we were closer, basically threatens to doxx me/tell people shit i said about them. just because im not always up to play games with him, fucking bitch

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>Hey anon, play "ironic memes about killing myself and meme rap in foreign languages" with me

can we not

>>383640606
I've had a couple friends who got upset if they weren't automatically invited to every game you played, and I can see how that might be interpreted as jealousy

>>383641004
Sounds like a massive turboautist desu. Act like you want to get close again and learn his darkest secrets then outblackmail him when he pulls that shit again.

>>383638474
>and then go on long rants about how horrible you are
man you hang around some autistic people

>>383641004
You should just man up and accept responsibility for the shit you said and tell them yourself, so he has no ground to stand on, and then just ignore him.

>>383641386
Yeah this, blackmail depends on secrecy.

>>383640606
I used to have a friend like that until we both got closer as friends to the point where we discussed this very topic. We're still best friends even after high school.

Talking to your friends is a part of being friends

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>>383631598
>that friend who just wants to talk about himself and all this shit he wants to do and tries you drag you into it.
>Try my best to stay friendly but keep my distance
>they say I'm their best friend when I don't feel the same way
kind of depressing

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Where do you find these needy autist friends? I need people to talk to about my shitty life.

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>>383641928
>Why weren't you on?
>Was hanging out with best friend
>Oh...

I did that on purpose, now you get the fucking message Ben

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>>383633741
>hate CS: GO
>my friends know i hate it
>one friend chimes "hey how about we get anon to play ranked CS: GO"
>friends are huge CS: GO players
>everyone loves the idea but me
>forced to go along with it to not drop spaghetti with that group forever
>install game
>everyones using callouts and map names which i have no fucking clue what they mean
>no aim, never play fps games
>just spamming default quick buy key cause i had no clue what the buy key was
>only reason i won at all was because a russian hacker was on my team
>friends constantly laughing at my spaghetti moments in-game
>quit game, uninstall
holy fuck, what a shitty second impression to the game. i was always the first to die, i just ended up being a buyslut and tossing my weapons to others

>>383642043
The problem with your logic is, the people like you generally don't mesh well with other needy autists who hate their lives and need to vent. You need someone that's an actual nice person that'll listen to your problems and endlessly give you advice that you'll ignore in favor of bitching nonstop until they get sick of you. You'll just butt heads with other needy autists.

>>383642043
What game?

>>383631598
why is this cat so attractive

>>383633741

CS:GO>Overwatch anyday
Rather die than play that trash game again.
Only reason it's popular is because of all the hype surrounding Jizzard.

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>Hey Anon! Watch this prank video/talk show clip!
>Oh, you didn't see it? Let me link it five more times just to be sure.

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>Play game with steam friend I met online
>Screaming children heard in the background every time

oh you mean like when my friends wanted to play dota 3 hours per day every day for like 2 years?

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>try to find stem friends through /v/ or /vg/ chat group
>always come off as either invisible or the annoying autist forcing himself into everything
>eventually give up and stop playing multiplayer vidya altogether

>>383631598
I had one of those and just kept ignoring them until they went away. They're still on my friend's list but I haven't heard from them in like six or seven months.

>>383631598
>>383641928
>tfw I'm that shitty friend
Huh.

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>>383642364
>parent enters his room

i would let a cute girl vent about her life to me on steam

problem is i have literally no idea how to make steam friends

>>383642357
>Hey anon, watch this
>20min long video, either weebshit or memeslulz shit
>Nearly every day

Is Filthy Frank even liked here?
I know I'm not a fan.

>>383642205
I literally hate people like you.

>>383630662
>i don't like *game*
>>oh okay
>next day
>Hey anon, play *game* with me
now im really considering deleting them

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How do you talk about your life without coming off as autistic or forced?

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>that friend who calls you on steam every day
>talks for like 30 minutes while you have nothing to say and just say "hmm... yeah" for the entire call
>repeats the same stuff every time

hey anon, have you heard the new GG drama? have you heard about space rocks falling to earth according to that tranny game dev wu? have you heard about this have you heard about that have you heard about this shitty political drama?

mother fucker I play video games to escape bullshit non-sense. STOP

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>Depressed
>Make friends
>Get more depressed
>Can't let them follow me down this pit, well intentioned as it might be
>Abandon friends
Thus the cycle continues.

>>383642658
You and I both know it'd be a tranny you'd convince yourself was a girl.

>>383637419
Ewwww phoneposter

>>383642848
Only bring it up when asked, the other person seems curious, or if it's especially relevant to the conversation.

>>383636459
>that friend who plays nothing but the online in games where only the singleplayer is any fun
I LOVE DOOM, I DONT WANT TO PLAY DOOM WITH YOU, COOP IS FUCKING SHIT

>Anon, pls buy me game
>Rather not
>I got no money tho XD, be a good friend?
>Nope, ask mommy or daddy
>:(

Fills me with pure hate.

>>383642261
Actually I prefer to make friends with other people who are as miserable or more miserable than me, constantly positive people are fucking exhausting and always bring up shit I can't fucking relate to.

The absolute worst was this one fucking mega cunt who kept complaining that I was too negative and princessy while kept fucking linking youtube let's players talking about their personal life and shit and wanting me to watch it for god knows what reason

>>383642848
From what I've learned, if it's not interesting, don't talk about it.
Of course, I don't talk about my life at all.

>>383643147
You should really just insta-delete beggars.

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>friend begs me to play an MMO despite knowing I'm not into them
>finally cave in and get a free week or month trial just to spend some time with my friend in a video game
>they get excited and tell me they'll play with me when I'm at the same level they're at which would require months of nonstop grinding to catch up

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>>383639369
>finally ask someone
>No I'm good, just about to get off anyways
>alright

>>383643147
see my friends, the good ones never ask me for a game. In fact we do things were to just surprise each other with gifts. Say someone is having a hard time with money, they don't ask for it but we all care about the guy so we pitch in to get him a copy of X game.

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>>383643183
>positive people are fucking exhausting and always bring up shit I can't fucking relate to.
This.

>>383636637
>play first game of evolve with friend post free to play
>pick trapper or whatever
>within first five minutes he's literally yelling at me over the microphone because i didn't latch the tracker onto the enemy

>>383639369
you're only annoying when you attempt this every hour of every day. just space out those invites, bruh

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>>383630662
>Having steam friends

Disgusting

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>tfw barrage my friends online or offline with shitty memes and they don't even respond anymore
>Probably ITT thread postan about me

>>383639369
I'm paranoid enough to think this post was made by the me from last year because I'm on the exact same boat word for word, except I got like 12 friends.

>>383630662
Does the orange background have a meaning?
Because i have never seen that before

>>383642645
>parents are tight as shit
https://youtu.be/X7BQYfPX8_w?t=1h21m

>>383643306
Yeah, the only reason I'll ever buy gifts is to pleasantly surprise someone with a game from their wishlist. Feels great to talk about their experience afterwards.

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>Tfw friends I'm in regular contact with all play on PS4
>I'm a Nintendo and PC boy
I mean when we game I bring the WiiU over and we hit the local multiplayer but it just kinda sucks that we don't even have the option of playing games online together.

Mutliplat should be the fucking industry standard man.

>that friend who thinks he's really good but is actually terrible
>picks characters way out of his skill level
>constantly complains about teammates
>I can't even remember the last time we won together

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Ehhhhhh? Why the fuck are you adding me if you don't have an anime avatar?

>>383631598
I'm sorry Rem you should have told me.

>>383639369
Are you me?

>>383643637
How can shit be tight? It's not something you'd try to wrap around something else to hold it in place.

>>383630662
No one has ever said that to me on Steam.

>>383643475
Not probably. Definitely.

Never make a friend again

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I'm trying my best

>>383643637
That stream was one of his best

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>>383643758
Okay Marcellus

>>383643547
Only seen if steam icon is on your taskbar.

>>383640067
That's all fun and games until someone gets an AIDS infected needle stuck in their hand.

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>tfw turned off all steam notifications

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>>383643665
>that friend that insists on playing games with you that you've never played
>picks the highest tier character
>refuses to explain the game because he always loses in a game that we both know

>>383631598
It's actually great--because you can ignore them, and still surround yourself with losers that make you look hot by comparison.

>>383643475
>tfw desperate for friends
>still don't respond to you in mumble despite liking anime too
you are too obnoxious

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>make friends with kids from upper division comp sci classes
>try to be positive / upbeat
>always have to initiate contact
>always have to send invites
>always have to break the ice about personal stuff
>start to get ignored most of the time
>stop initiating shit because he clearly no longer wants to hang out
>get message eventually
>anon why havent you havent been (inviting,chatting,talking) lately did i do something wrong
>mfw I probably got bitched about in one of these threads

look you fucking autists, how hard is it to just say no or initiate the fucking conversation sometimes? at least stop bitching about being SO RONERY ;___; just be honest about your feelings, stop expecting people to read your mind. or at least have the awareness to realize how self centered you're being. if the other person persists in pestering you after you make your needs clear, that's one thing, but just ignoring someone is a dickass move. people can't read your mind and instantly know how much contact you're cool with.

>>383643475
Honestly dude if you'd stop insulting and calling me a cuck the moment I started playing any game I'd stop ignoring you.

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>>383630662
Just let me live my life.

>>383644176
Fuck off normalfag

>>383644176
you're completely right.

>that guy who you barely know but someone feels like venting out all his frustrations

>>383643471
SACATELA MOCHILA MIGO

>that american steamfriend who always wants to tell you about your country

>take 10+ minutes to reply
>well fuck you!
what's up with people these days?

>>383644436
>that european friend who is OBSESSED

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>share each other's shitposts and congratulate each other on how many (You)s you got

>>383644176
You don't sound like someone that would be annoying. You actually have social experience for one. What most people are complaining about here are people that try to drag others down in feeling shitty with them and are generally clingy.

>>383644436
>that one friend who's OBSESSED

>>383631598
Tfw that's me

>>383644652
You'll know it's you if you start getting short answers like ok, yep or I guess halfway through the conversation.

>>383642297
Because you want to artificially continue a shitty meme.

>>383644619
I read a lot of these posts and think that the poster believes their "friend" is being clingy or bitchy when their friend might just want to hang out or play more than the poster does. That's an incredibly self centered and childish way of thinking, and ignoring the other person isn't the way to fix the situation.

>>383644752
same desu

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>>383644752
I know that feel, bruh. Feels great, even though it's tiresome at points

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>>383631598
>mfw I met one IRL
fuck you zack, you sticc skinned half-breed faggot

>>383644892
Sending dick pics while drunk and then saying you're gonna kill yourself isn't what I'd consider to be an invitation to hang out.

>want to talk to my friends about my problems and get some support
>realize games are literally the only things they care about
>tfw shitty friends

>>383645076
lmao this is why details matter

>every friend I've had has stabbed me in the back
>hate people now and just want to live alone

>>383644614
>friend links to 4chan thread he's in
>conversation immidiately turns into "try to guys which cringeworthy shitpost is made by my friend"
>almost always guess correct
Pretty fun having these conversations

>>383645076
sounds like an invitation for something

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>>383645167

>>383644752
It feels nice at first until they keep on ignoring your advice and then coming back to complain later.

>>383644892
Maybe that applies to some posters here but I've been blunt before that I don't want to talk for hours on end about his life problems when I got my own shit to deal with. Old habits die hard though.

Why does everyone look down on negativity? I'm just a really negative person, it's my personality. I can't relate to people talking about shit like sports, or cars, woman or booze, I'm thinking more about shit like my life and how to keep going without necking myself. I have nothing to relate to with positive people, but I still take my time with them and let them talk, why can't they do the same for me

>>383634474
>4 IN GAME
>20 ONLINE
Hehe

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>>383645479

>>383645479
I hear you. Life sucks, I want to talk about how life sucks. It makes life suck less to know life sucks for other people as well.

>>383638297
There was a leaked image of her months before she was officially released

>>383634474
please add me im looking for more friends
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198010641302

>>383645638
Fucking this. Talking about the bullshit and knowing that other people share the same pain helps to get some of the weight off my shoulders. Everyone just wants to keep to themselves though and be as fake as possible though. I can't tell you how many times I've asked someone how they've been after they ask me, only for them to laugh and say "good one" because they weren't listening, just doing the "good morning" routine.

>>383640478
You only notice the obnoxious ones. Probably loads of gay guys you don't even realize are gay because they're actually decent human beings that respect your preferences.

>>383642292
I think it's Earth Defense Force.
Couldn't tell you which one.
Always been meaning to try this series.

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>tfw not cebruz

>Start playing <game> with the intention of playing alone
>A moment later, friend starts playing <game>
>Friend calls you on Skype/Discord/whatever

I wanna play multiplayer games alone sometimes but I also don't wanna make them feel bad.

>>383640606
>tfw scared of being that friend
I try to avoid it and end up being lonely. But at least I'm not annoying, r-right?

>>383642292
>>383646016
EDF 4.1

>>383645191
You dumb stupid idiot.

>tfw no clingy autistic girl thats obsessed with me and gets really jealous really easily

i just want a qt autist gf

>>383642297
Because you're a furry

Is it normal to not have friends?

>>383646207
>Is it normal to not have friends?
yes, i dont have any

>>383646207
>Is it normal to not have friends?
a lot more normal than most people think, probably.

>>383645887
>Friends are mostly negative, vent at me a lot
>Encourage them to vent so they feel better
>Try and vent myself, they change the subject after one or two messages

I've stopped trying and now I just bottle my shit up. I know it's not healthy but I have nobody to talk to about it.

>>383643147
>rich friend always offers to buy be shit
>tell him not to
>does it anyway
>feel guilty for days
Fuck

>>383646207
>>383646243
i don't have any friends either

>>383646207
I'm 25 and I have no idea how to make friends, seems like everyone already made them

>>383642297
why are catfags so retarded

>>383646112
What's a good one to start on anon?
Or is the latest one generally the best?

>>383638240
>I have no real friends

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>>383646335
Don't worry. You get used to it.

>>383646372
hey it's me your you, what's your friends url again i forgot

>>383646335
This is literally me. I was born doormat for this life, apparently.

>>383646446
all my real friends are from my group of online friends i met here of all places, like 8 or 9 years ago

i have a group of friends i hang out with irl but i can't relate to them at all, i can feign interest well and people seem to like hanging out with me but i'd rather be hanging out with my online friends in discord

>>383645887
Not everyone wants to lift weight off your shoulders when they've got a bunch of their own wait. I don't like to put my shit on other people even though I've got plenty of it. It's selfish and boring. Hold your own fucking weight and stop being such a bitch about it.

Anyone else feel like no one likes them and that everyone secretly hates you? Sometimes I wonder why I'm still alive if my existence naturally upsets people.

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>>383646446

>>383646469
>>383646527
It's not fair anons, we need to vent too sometimes. I've tried talking to AI chatbots like Wysa or Replika but the lack of retaining context basically ends in the same frustration.

>>383646607
>everyone wants to bitch at me with their problems
>any time I try to do the same I get shut down
No, people are just selfish assholes. People aren't worth knowing.

>>383630662
risk of rain

>>383646141
>posted this hoping some autistic qt would notice
>nobody did

ok bye..

What fucking games do you guys play that hold these weirdos

>tfw that old chick from last chick of highschool still messages you about the CD she borrowed
>ignore her
>still messages about God and shit and how she is being fit now
I dont understand roasties

>>383646627
>Secretly
Y-yeah that's it, a poorly kept secret

>>383646735
>make the mistake of hosting a risk of rain server and adding people from the thread
>one guy messages me every single time he and his friends wants to play or if a server is up for a host

>>383646807
Overwatch. I knew the guy before it came out but once it did it basically became all he plays.

>>383646469
You also start talking to yourself and going through these elaborate fantasies with people you would like to talk to and be friends with, acting them out and saving the responses for later just in case a situation like it comes around, I'll be ready.

>game has multiplayer
>I just want to play it single player
>every time I open it up my friend asks if I want to play it with him
>every. single. time

>>383646787
Go to /r9k/, you'd be surprised at the results

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>>383638175
>>383638210
I also started browsing 4chan.

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>>383639153
I just tell them I'm masturbating.

>>383647025
I have my own brand of autism that doesn't want me to find a girl thats just purposely looking for any guy or purposely trying to find it i.e. a dating site, something something loose or something. i don't know. i just want a qt inexperienced gf.

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>no one ever talks to me
>notice people talk to me like im an annoyance and wasting their time while they talk to everyone else like they're old pals and known them for years
>whenever someone does talk to me I sperg out trying not to fuck it up
>they quickly realize they fucked up and try to end the conversation early
>tfw I was born with all the wrong things and I don't know how to fix it
>just want friends