>Dead already. Fucking hell.

I can still get a match within three minutes

>already sold a million copies

NOOOOOOO

>>383630120
>jump on Ranked
>get match within 5 seconds
>keep getting match after match, I can't turn Rank off unless I shut down the console

Yep. Dead.

3 minutes is a long time to wait for an online multiplayer game that is less than a month old.
better get your money's worth while you still can.

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>this is your champ for tonight

say something nice about him

UPDATE TOMORROW

>>383630821
>a fist for a pompadour
Classy guy.

>>383630821
You're a cool guy, pops.

>>383630815
>better get your money's worth while you still can.
Late adopters are going to be fucked. Rank 1 is fucking empty so there's barely anyone to fight so you can rank up to where an active player-base is.
I only bought the game last week and unlocked Ranked mode yesterday. It took me over fifteen minutes just to fight one opponent.
I tried again today and after five minutes got matched against the exact same person.

>>383630120

Yeah, that's what happens when you have a shitty inconsistent RNG fest disguised as a fighting game.

>>383631390
Don't they just Rank with whatever's closest? I got ranked against a Rank 6 on my second match, and at Rank 12, sometimes I get ranked against babs.

>>383630782

>get match within 5 seconds

You are so fucking full of it.

>>383631481
Really?
Then something fishy's going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifH0enSp4rs

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>>383631557
>he lives in paraguay

>>383631769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT2vAERAjlQ&t=0s
wrong fucking link

>>383631769
>Ningger jumps at a chance for a handout
Surprised!

I'll admit, I feel pretty big buyers remorse. Should have just used that money towards Splatoon 2 which I know will be good because I loved the first one, and it looks basically more of the same with overhauled weapons/abilities.

same as tekken

>>383630120

Duh

Only 4 people bought the Switch lol

>>383630821

Will the update go live at midnight EST?

Hey guys I'm autistic so I hate the switch and feel compelled to make constant threads where I ignore logic and reason for an opportunity to shitpost my shitty stupid opinion

>Hyped up as the next Splatoon
>Ended up being the next Codename S.T.E.A.M.

Kek Splatoon was a fluke. Nintendo can't make new ips worth a damn. No wonder they keep rehashing Mario and Zelda.

>>383632149
the maintenance starts at 8:50 et and it's less than two hours, they said that the update should be out during the early parts of it

>>383630821
Be still my beating dick.

Hey mods anon is saying nintendo game is not good game, delete his post please.

>>383632763
fag

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>>383632350

>>383631557
Yeah, he's probably lying. It takes TEN whole seconds for me to get a match!

>>383631451
>RNG
what did he mean by this

>>383632784
Thanks anon, we'll get right on that.

>>383630821
I want this game so bad already and this guy seems like my perfect fit, so the fact I can't afford a Switch kills me

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I love Mechanica!

>>383633332
As opposed to the 4 minutes in Street Fighter V? I'd rather play this party game than Capcom's party game.

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Don't spring it, don't say it

>>383633942
Don't worry you won't be able to find a switch anyway.

>Game with almost zero singleplayer casual content and not enough competitive depth to sustain a scene just from MP died

wow who would have thought.

Should have waited for Pokken DX, at least it has the latter if not the former. The WiiU version still has an active competitive scene and online matchmaking playerbase to this day

Who would've thought?

>>383630715
Source?

>>383631847
>Headlok mode coming to ranked

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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MinMin!

>play the game
>don't make threads on /v/
oops

game looks like shit whjo wants this shit LMAO

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>>383639185
And her bunbuns!

>Everyone has cool pictures when you beat grand prix 4 and up, Mummy finding his family, Springman with the belts etc etc


Then Helix happens

>>383639312
so are these things robots? do they have sexual orghans? they haver secondary sexual organs but they dont seem to be human. is there any lore about this game?does her butt sweat? if so does it smell oily or does it smell like flowers? pls respond

>>383630120
bro i can get a match in 1 micro second

>>383639521
Who cares, it's a video game

>>383639521
check the arms direct, LORE is in the first 2 minutes

>>383639521
They're people who wake up one day with springs for arms.

>>383630120
Hell no its not. I will admit it's the splatoon 2 waiting room though. should've launched splatoon first then this game with more content.

>>383639608
im not watching that kid shit my dude just tell me what it says

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>>383636158
BYTE AND AWOOOOOOOOO

>>383639764
robot doggo is best doggo

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>>383632350
>Ended up being the next Codename S.T.E.A.M.

I don't think so.

http://nintendoeverything.com/arms-has-best-launch-for-an-unlicensed-fighting-game-in-japan-within-the-past-seven-years/

Pic related.

http://nintendoeverything.com/arms-sold-through-70-of-its-initial-shipment-in-japan/

The Media Create sales has it sitting in 2nd place on its 3rd week (after taking 1st place in Week 1 and 2).

It'll be interesting to see what NPD sales say about it, but it is also selling well digitally placing in top 3 in NA, Europe and Japanese eShops respectively well into its 3rd week.

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>>383639893
Best doggo

>>383639737
They're autistic menchildren, that's why this game is Shitch exclusive like Xenosaga.

>>383635091
I was making a joke, you doofus.

I gave up on this game.
I reset after each game over and it seems if I wanna pass rank 4 campaign I need to get way better, or just continue after a game over.
I can wreck every player I find locally but the AI still kicks my ass.

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>>383639916
Oh yes, I forgot about the comparison to Codename S.T.E.A.M., which failed to chart even within the top 20 in its launch week.

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2015/05/code_name_steam_fails_to_chart_in_week_of_poor_sales_in_japan

And at that, the top selling game, FFX-X2 Remastered only had 15k sales as a launch release that week.

tl;dr, get out of here with that "It's a flop" nonsense.

>>383639737

it says lurk more, you tremendous faggot if you catch my drift

>>383640001
>Shitch
That's not clever and you sound retarded.

Its going to be really dead when Splatoon comes out

>>383639737
well, as it happens ARMS appear whenever a sonybro get tremendously upset.

>>383640115
how did IS fuck up so bad

>>383640354
Very little marketing push (the game was announced at a Nintendo Roundtable even instead of their own Nintendo Direct).

Also, the artstyle didn't have people put faith into the X-Com style gameplay.

Nevermind that they had to patch a speed up button to get AI turns to go faster.

>only sold like 100k
ahahahaha *breath in* gahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>383640814
First week japan only.

Jesus, you are a pretty sad cunt.

No marketing
The only reason I even know about this game is because of these threads about it

>got the game today
>Got through babby ez mode GP with Spring Man to get used to things
>Take Kid Cobra through difficulty 2 with some struggle
>Decide to try Ninjara at difficulty 4
>Realize how much more skill I need to aqcuire before I can start having real fun
Like holy shit, I'm going to be bad at this for awhile.

Give me some general tips for gitting gud

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>>383640814
That's really amazing for console fighting games in Japan.

See the chart in >>383639916

SFIV (the game that brought back fighting games into mainstream) was the last game to break 100k.

>>383640924
There's a ton of marketing.

Thank god for the testpunch, knew it was a right decision to skip this

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>Playing mummy in hoops

but why?

I got it on release. Played it a whole bunch for a couple of days. But then I injured my arms and I was strongly recommended not to play any games at least two weeks until it was fully healed.
And now I am already behind and the game is updating.

I'll try my best to catch up but it leaves me kind of anxious to be honest.

>>383630120
It's not dead
There's just nothing to talk about

>>383640942
Make use of charging your arms and don't abuse grabbing.

Look for options to grab (like when the opponent is shielding or if they attempted a rush attack and you dodge in time and are close enough to get a grab).

Make use of dashing to mess with the AI, you can charge attacks if you hold dash for a full session.

You also get a small charge when you land.

You can dash out of you guard with charged arms and set up 1 swing to try and get the AI to go the opposite direction, where you can swing your 2nd arm to hit them.

Know when to guard against rush attacks or strong arms yourself.

Those are the fundamentals as far as I know them.

Also you can cancel a swing of your arms by turning on rush attack mid-swinging.

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>>383639764

>>383639916
>>383640115
When does the NPD get posted?

>>383640942
did you play the tutorials in versus mode? those are pretty good for the basics. here's a couple tips
>try not to throw double punches, keep one arm free to break grabs or block punches
>if you're desperate and have both arms down you can blow your rush move to quickly retract them. its good for blocking rushes or punishing grabs

I was on vacation, so I haven't played it in a while, is it actually hard to find a ranked match now?

>>383640942
Grabbing should generally be limited to times where your opponent has both their arms indisposed
Even whiffed punches will build meter, be aggressive
Don't forget that you have a block
You shouldn't try to throw out a super when your opponent is holding onto both their arms since the freeze will give any decent player enough time to put up a block
You can cancel out of anything into a super as long as your arms aren't out of commission
Combine the above two tips: use grabs to bait out single punches, then immediately cancel into a super to fuck your opponent's shit up. In my experience, this works best while you're in mid-air, since you run less of a risk of getting your super cancelled by a curving punch

>>383630821
How is he in such good shape at 52 years old?

>>383641597
Well May NPD was around June 19 so presumably within a week from now or so.

>>383641406
>>383641597
Thanks for the pointers. I'm gonna make a point of running through the training mode at least once every time I start the game up. I wanna be good at this game, but my history with fightans hasn't been great.

>>383641657
Nah. I still can't even start up an singleplayer mode before I get tossed into a ranked match.

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is it strictly motion controls? I want this game since it looks interesting but its not interesting enough to have to deal with waggle.

>>383641657
I never see japanese dudes in ranked, despite seeing a couple in every party lobby. The ranked matchmaking is probably regional so it all depends on whether you live in a shithole and are really high. I don't play Ranked anymore but I never had trouble finding games in west us.

>>383641906
No, use google you dummy

>>383641906
Nah. You can play with motion controls, dog controller, pro controller, handheld style, or sideways joycon.

Oh come on, this is the one Switch game I've been wanting to play. Don't tell me I've already missed out.

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>>383641429

>>383631885
>class action lawsuit
I'd be willing to bet first person wasn't black

>>383641906
First major tournament in America literally no one waggled.

>>383642001
You've still got time, these "ARMS is dead" threads have been around since a week after the game released and they'll probably persist for as long as the game is actually still alive.

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He's out

>>383641867
dont forget you can aim punches/grabs upward by holding down on the stick. not sure about wagglin controls. sometimes it's better to jump and punch though.

SOMEONE PLAY THE GRAND PRIX WITH MAX

WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END?

>>383641992
>>383642089
oh thanks. I might end up getting the switch now. this and mario have me interested.

>>383630564
>within three minutes
Guilty Gear gets faster times than that. A niche fighting game that literally nobody knows about.

>he's on the title screen
>he's just there in the character select
Whoa

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IT'S UP

IT'S UP

>>383642210
Thanks anon, downloading now!

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Check out this shiny motherfucker.

>>383642774
post his others

there's one we haven't seen yet

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>>383642774
>>383642837

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>>383643000

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PATCHNOTES

Holy FUCK this new mode

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>>383643072
And default

>>383642774
>>383643000
>>383643072
>Gold, silver, and bronze

fucking amazing

Well fucking duh. Its a baby fighting game and switchbros are desperate for games. How were they supposed to know it was literally as advertised.

How many coins did you guys save up for Max? I got 600, gonna hit up the short timer since it always spawns at least one ARM for your character.

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>>383630120
>MFW I chose to skip this and wait for Splatoon 2

>>383643087
>snake park removed from ranked
THANK FUCK

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>Play the game 5 times
>Never play my Switch again, at all
Well, 500 dollars for a couple weeks worth of entertainment is a reasonable thing, right?

>Played MK8 to death, don't feel particularly attatched to MK8D
>Beat Zelda, collected all 120 shrines, don't want to restart for master mode and lose all that progress
>Not enjoying Arms as much as I hoped
>Also, I have Metal Slug

>>383643087
This update is huge. This game has a bright future if this support continues.

>>383643087
>no Helix nerfs
WE SAFE BOIS

Who is the next character ? Any idea?

Did anyone finish GP with max yet?

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>>383643087
>events
>headlok mode
>snek park no longer in ranked
>buffed arms
Seems like a pretty gud update.

>>383643225
Have you played Arms?
Game is hard as balls.

>>383642456
>nobody knows about GG
lol get a load of this newfag

I fucking love Max's throw.

>>383643436
WHOOPWHOOP

WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF GRAND PRIX?

NEW CHARACTER?

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>ARMS Splatfests may be a thing

>>383643367
>lose all that progress
Master Mode uses its own save slots. It doesn't overwrite your normal save.

>>383643732
oh shiiiiii

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>>383630821
sweet jesus

>>383643732
It better more like a tournament than a Splatfest.

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>>383634280

Get in line.

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>>383644063
Y-You too!

>max's grab does 170
reee

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>>383644063
>dat jealous as fuck Min Min

Well wtf happens in the grand prix now? Yabuki said there was a surprise

>>383644312
why is this a thing?

>Hobbies: Training and inspiring new fighters
>he's the commissioner of the ARMS League
Who knew someone with such an M. Bison resemblance could be a good guy?

>Max's ARMS have no guidance systems in them
So, they work like the Buff?

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>>383644464
What do yo mean?

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>>383642774

The new Expand Dong.

>>383644472
ARMS so far seems to have the most friendly roster in fighting game.

>AMRS will be the next splatoon
kek

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>>383631557
S E E T H I N G

HAS ANYONE BEATEN GRAND PRIX WITH MAX?

Just played through Grand Prix at 3, final battle is against an "imposter" Max Brass, if there's something special it's only on the higher ranks

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WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GRAND PRIX

>>383641591
July 20th

>>383644864
Play at level 5 or something and post results

>>383644858
>>383644870
I'm on battle 3 on level 4.
I can tell you the final boss is not Springman since he was my first fight.

>>383639764
>double seekies against a heavyweight
>implying that takes skill
Not to mention you're a goddamn laggy spic, el senor.

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>>383645114
>Laggy
Wrong

>Spic
Wrong again

Using double seekies on heavies is fun, it's not my fault that the devs allows them to get meme'd by them

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This is actually enough content to suck me back into the game. Well played, Nintendo. Keep it coming.

>nintendo publicly stating patch notes

What universe is this?

Ok /v/

Who's your:
>Main
>Secondaries
>ARMS you use in battle
>Control Style
>Rank In Ranked
>Who is best girl

We can make lobbies with friends.
/v/kend fisting parties can be a thing now.

>>383645489
the only game that doesn't do it is smash. splatoon and mk8 had patch notes

>>383645112
Keep us posted lad

>>383645112
It's just a recoloured Max Brass. Just finished it.

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>>383645528
>fisting parties

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>>383645496
>Helix
>Master Mummy
>Hydra, Bubb and Blorb
>handheld mode
>pic related
>pic related

On Match 7 of Max Brass GP. Will keep you covered.

>>383645496
>Kid Cobra
>Spring Man, Max Brass
>Whatever works
>Motion controls, considering learning pro controller stuff
>Not applicable because I'm a scrub and the high grade casual filter that is Grand Prix difficulty 4 is keeping me from shitting up ranked mode
>Mechanica. Those win poses are just too damn cute.

>>383630564
1. that is a long as time for a 1v1 game, this isn't like a 5v5 moba or some shit, this is just finding one other person
2. this is on level with "works on my machine" of an argument.

>>383645908
I just fucking told you, you'll be fighting another version of Max Brass. It's nothing special.

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>>383643087
>no more snek park
>popper, cracker, hydra nerf
>megaton/watt buff
>grab nerf
>kid cobra nerf

Based.

>>383645908
You got this fucker

I don't know why anyone thought this would even come close to replicating Splatoon's success

>>383645496
>/ourspringguy/
>master mummy, definitely gonna pick up Brass though. He's like a spring man and mummy hybrid.
>toasters for spring man, sometimes chilla and sparky. megaton and either thunderbird or popper for mummy.
>handheld
>9, I stopped because of Snake Park though. Might jump back in since I want ed to hit 10 at least. Only played Spring Man.
>Helix she's not in this game

>>383645989
Xd le trolled again!

>>383645496
>Spring Man
>Undecided
>Toaster, Tribolt, Megaton, Whammer, Seekie
>Motion
>Mechanica

>>383646081
Prepare to be disappointed.

>>383646014
As far as fighting game sales go it did.

See >>383639916

>>383646138
Let me guess, you did difficulty 1-3

>>383630564
I haven't had to wait over 10 seconds, and this was during work hours this morning.

So Max's Grand Prix is about him defending his title

>>383646195
Difficulty 4. It's a recoloured Max Brass with a new end card. Hedlok is the same.

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I honestly don't understand why people call ARMS a flop. It outsold Tekken and SF's launch week, and outsold Tekken's lifetime sales by 30k in its first week as well? Is it just people complaining without actually doing research?

>>383646026
But they removed Snake Park in ranked battles with Sky Arena in the new patch. Continue playing Ranked.

>>383646273
Post the ending card then

>>383645496
>Byte&Barq
>Mechanica,Helix,and Spring Man
>a ton. Been practicing with blorb still since I got + for Byte
>motion
>still haven't touched it
>Master Mummy's wife

>>383646347
Can you access end cards after beating a Grand Prix? I'm not doing it a second time.

The twist is that the Max Brass you play as is just an impersonator

>>383646334
Shitposters don't argue with facts.

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Well shit. Anon wasn't trolling

>>383646578
Thanks ausfriend.

>>383646578
There we go, thanks for the picture.

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>>383644624

Nice.

>>383646626
Ausfriend? Nono my friend, Canada reporting in.

>>383646334
>>383646543
they want (You)s and Nintendo fans always -always- jump to the defense. If a topic doesn't roll in people posting that they can rustle they have no interest in shitposting there. It's why most Tekken threads had SF sales dragged in because that's what it took to stir the pot.

>>383646578
I should mention they speak about how you're actually an imposter max brass. Kind of a copout.

>>383646334

I think the general consensus is that it's not going to get community support that other, more established/traditional fighting games have. Sales are great for guaranteeing more content/sequels, but that doesn't necessarily translate to the development of an FGC.

I have a hunch that either way, Arms is gonna be at EVO next year if they have to drag out Melee's corpse again.

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>>383645496
>Mechanica
>Ribbon Girl, Kid Cobra and maybe now Max Brass
>Slapamander, Homie and Chilla currently for Mechanica
>Switch Pro
>Rank 2, been mostly playing Party Mode
>Mechanica

>>383642685
Good grief, he is thicc.

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>>383646626

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Brass is fun to play as just for the fact that even when he's getting the shit beaten out of him, he's having the time of his life.

>>383646578
>>383646839
Afterwords, Biff says that the challenger was ACTUALLY the real Max Brass. The champion was the true imposter who kicked you out before the Grand Prix

>>383644743
Seriously, there's no EVIL character at all. Mummy gets upset sometimes and Ninjara is a bit of a faggot but everyone is basically nice

>>383646942
Nice spoiler tags asshole.

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Another pic to confirm Max vs Max final stage.

>>383643087
No nerf for Minmin.
No nerf for my favourite arms.

Ok good. But I still need to relearn the game. I wish I wouldn't have been forced on a break. But I'll get familiar with the game again for sure. I'll make sure of it.

>>383646705
>leaf doesn't get the joke
Maybe I should put it in hockey terms?

>>383647095
Now neither of them will be virgins !

>>383647009
hedlock dont seems all that cool
and this doctor C fella the twitter has named dropped more than once seems like a real tool

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>>383631963
Bough both, was super excited for both especially since I've been playing tekken since 1. Havnt touched either since release week. Maybe I'm just bored of games.

Show us the ending.

>>383647207
Does his dick inflate like his torso?

>>383647197
Sometimes I feel like everyone in Canada but me is retarded.

>>383647326
fuck off Dobson

>>383647332
we are just pretending

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>>383647270

If any character is going to be evil, it'll probably be Dr. C, although he'd most likely just be framed as "amoral/mad scientist who only cares about science".

Hedlok is probably just the way he is because of too much ARMS energy. I have a hunch that if he's added as a character (given a body and parred down from 6 to 2 arms) he'll just be a meaner Helix.

>>383647332
nah. Just everyone in Toronto.

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>>383645496
>Mechanica
>Min Min
>Bubb, Whammer, Hydra
>Motion controls and single joy-con when playing with my friend
>Mechanica

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Nothing like a good glass of fight milk

>>383647451
Hedlock will be added as a special mode where one random player get the mask and other three must defeat it.

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Here's Max Brass's ending image.

>>383647653
The Switch has a screenshot button, you know.

>>383647665
Already added

>>383630120
is it really that surprising?, its a fucking stupid concept and looks about as boring as Mario kart in single player

>Get to Max vs Max
>Biff says maybe I'm an imposter
>Beat Max and Hedlok
>"I knew you were the commish!"

inb4 the real villain of ARMS is Biff.

>>383634280

you groove you lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEL2eLF3rXQ

>>383647653
Damn that pic is feel good as hell in a melancholy way. dont know why. Maybe its cuz i feel his age.

>>383647698
It does suck that the only convenient options for getting the images off the system are Twitter (which has shitty compression) and Facebook (which has WAY worse compression).

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>>383647756
>he still thinks this is a shit posting thread

>>383643087
>become Hedlok mode
this is what I've wanted since the second test punch

>>383647698
Nice butt

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Also, the new set Arms screen pretty much confirms at least one more character, but not much else right now.

ribbon girl is my main and i still don't have every arm for her

>>383641254
just play party mode to get your feet wet then get back into ranked

it's not THAT salty of a game

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Still waiting for the obligatory edgelord. Every fighting game needs at least one.

>>383647995
I hope it's a loli.

>>383645496
>Max Brass
>Helix/Kid Cobra
>defaults
>handheld/pro controller
>3
>Mechanica

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>>383648043
I thought that was Kid Cobra.

>>383647995
I wouldn't be surprised if the roster ended up being around 16-20 characters, I think Yabuki has said the team wants to do at least a year's worth of content updates
Pirate fighter when

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>>383647821
uhhh you can use a microSD

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>>383642774

So what was the bug with Ribbon Girl exactly

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>>383645496
>>Main
Byte and barq
>>Secondaries
>needing secondaries when I already have a duo
>>ARMS you use in battle
Seekie / cracker / bubb (now Nade)
>>Control Style
Wagglin is for nerds, handheld all the way
>>Rank In Ranked
9
>>Who is best girl
Mechanica hands down

>>383648424
How is that convenient? I don't want to remove it from the system (and can't if I have a game suspended).

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>>383644063
Excuse me, but my wife is not a dyke!

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>>383630715
>>383638340
this sauce?
can't get a sequel if the game doesn't meet
Nintendo expectations for its sales

>>383643436
technically there was a bug fix listed where helix wasn't getting hit by the extremely popular slapamander.

wouldn't that be sorta like a nerf to helix?

>grand prix just calls you a poser max brass
kinda disappointing. oh well, I guess there's not much they could do

>>383648682
Did you actually beat it?

Why do the laggiest players always pick kid cobra?

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>>383648519
it's more convenient than uploading images 1 by 1 to a twitter account and then downloading them

how good is this? I want a switch to play games with my casual gf, but I don't want something TOO casual or I'll get bored quickly, and she's interested in splatoon but that has no splitscreen MP, so I'm thinking about getting either ARMS or mario kart deluxe

>>383648857
ARMS is better. Especially after this update.

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>Player with a Mexican name
>They slide across the fucking arena with their outrageous lag

Every fucking time. Are they not paying the cartels enough for good internet?

>>383648762
I think it's just that lag is more noticeable against Kid Cobra since his hitbox is the shittiest
It's definitely annoying when a Cobra literally lags out of a rush or something similarly stupid

>>383643087
>buffed megaton
>nerfed hydra big time
>nerfed kid cobra big time

They fucked me bad.

>>383648857
Arms is pretty easy but I suspect that once you git gud she'll fall behind and start rage quitting.

Happened when I tried to introduce my bro-in-law to the game.

MK8D has some new casual mechanics like auto-turn steering to give people who suck at racing games a chance to still keep up with more experienced players.

>>383648721
yes, nothing happens

>>383649474
>he did not see that the biff actually called the other max brass an impostor.
>he did not notice the subtle line from biff when he said "im an impostor"

>>383649474
You probably should have actually read the commentary if you think you were the imposter.

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Looks like Gramps is an all out brawler from what I've played. Just getting up in their face and beating the shit out of your opponent is more effective than you'd think.

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>accidentally picking a different character when switching arms

>>383645496
>DNA Man
>Mechanica
>Megaton/Slapamander/Bubb/Chillia
>Joycons preferred, but I play handled often
>2, I don't play ranked
>Mechanica

>>383649610
>>383649634
that shit is just babble they pulled out of their ass because they couldn't be bothered to add something cool. i love ARMS but come on this is obvious

>>383646775
Ordinarily, I'd agree but Barneyfag creates a lot of these and he's too autistic comprehend trolling. I used to think there's no way he couldn't be trolling but the sheer dedication to such a meaningless venture suggests otherwise

>>383646775
Turning Nintendo shitposting threads into discussion threads is a lot of fun.

Why is it that these threads that call the game dead are the ones that gain the most traffic? Whenever I actually want to talk about ARMS the thread dies.

Maybe I should learn from this..

>>383644337
played at level 4
nothing happens

>>383649979
oh yeah just like those twitter posts. all babble

>>383650458
It helps that a nice update just now dropped and everybody's discussing it in here because why not, it's already here.

>>383639737
>normal arms
>wake up one day
>stretchy arms
that's literally it

>>383650458
The only reason it's not archived is because an update came out and it turned into an actual discussion.

>>383650845
Yeah, OP really picked the wrong day

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>grab someone on wake up 3 times back to back
>fourth wake up
>my arms go through them
>disconnect

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>>383631963

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>>383630120

Game is so dead there's daily threads about it being dead. Really makes you think.

>>383647653
so who does he fight at the end?

>>383651634
the commish

>Struggling with level 4 using joycons
>Play in handheld mode for a bit so I can watch TV in between rounds
>Everything becomes easier to handle
Holy shit. Joycons still have their benefits, but controller play just feels right almost immediately, barring pressing the left stick in to block.

>>383640001
>Shitch
>pokebarneyfag's at it again

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>stop playing for a week
>never win again

>>383643087
>nerf my main kid cobra
>don't nerf twintelle

Two nukes wasn't enough.

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>>383652735
>stop playing for a week
>win 99% of my matches online in both ranked and party mode

>super low skill ceiling
the whole problem, right here. If you played the testpunch, you really did learn all the tricks of the game. It's not like, dare I say, Smash, where there's more nuance and depth.

>inb4 implying smash has depth
more than this garbage.

>>383652458
Aw don't point that out to him. He already dropped using that image he was posting because people pointed out to him that it made it really easy to pick his posts out

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>>383645496
>Main
Byte and Barq
>Secondaries
Mechanica
>ARMS you use in battle
Hydra, Chilla, Toaster
>Control Style
I like motion but i've been playing mostly in handheld
>Rank in Ranked
4, i've been meaning to play more ranked but i've been playing mostly with friends. For some reason I keep getting matched against Rank 7s Which I manage to beat
>Who is best Girl
Byte

>>383652816

Get fucked, faggot. Kid Cobra players deserve to be gassed.

>>383646851
>FederationForce.jpg

Getting grabbed by Hedlok is fucking terrifying, I tell you what. Your character just drowns in a sea of fists.

>>383642456
>Guilty Gear
>niche fighting game that literally nobody knows about
You're literally retarded

>>383632031
(You)

>>383642456
>>383643520
>>383655021
He's not wrong about it being niche.

Truly only FGC and people who go outside their regular genres are familiar with Guilty Gear.

The majority of vidya players (those who play FIFA, CoD Madden and the like) today would say "literally who?" if they were asked who Sol Bad Guy or Ky Kiske are.

Also, it doesn't take 3 minutes to find an ARMS match.

In ranked it only took me 2 seconds to get paired up with somebody just a few minutes ago.

>don't get a proper credit roll if you aren't playing level 4 or above
Anyone here beat the game at Max difficulty yet? Does it even matter?

>>383655675
nope same as lvl 4. lvl 7 is for masochists

>>383655293
I don't even know what Guilty Gear is about or what system it's even on, but I know what it is

>>383655920
Just knowing is not enough.

As you can see, any anime air dasher fighter after a few months dies in online lobbies unless you join a small community where you'll play the same people over and over again.

This includes the "popular" ones like Guilty Gear and Blazblue since Arcade scenes don't exist over here like they do in Japan.

>>383654714
Hedlok is fucking terrifying, period.

>>383656158
>Just knowing is not enough.
Read what OP said
>>383642456
>A niche fighting game that literally nobody knows about.
>literally nobody knows about.
>nobody knows about.
>knows
I know, so your argument is invalid

>>383643567

Yeah I'm so happy I picked up GRABS for my switch

>>383646682
On now that's just lovely artwork.

>>383656281
>Try to throw like a chump
>Throw instantly broken, pounded into the dirt
>Hedlok uses his Go Fuck Yourself Cannon
>Sidestep and go for a counter punch
>Go Fuck Yourself Shot explodes, just barely grazing you for big damage

>>383648305
Naw. I get chill vibes from him. Sneks aren't always edgy you know.

>>383644464
yuri goggles.
its a c/u/ck thing

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>he actually bought a $20 indie game for $60

>>383657665
>indie
>Nintendo
what did he mean by this?

>>383630120
Does anyone have any examples of high level gameplay? I've been looking all over and can't find any, non "road to ranked" videos on youtube.

>>383657965
Look up 2GGC ARMS Saga. I think the VODs are on twitch. It was a recent US major. Hope you aren't a Mummy main.

>>383658373
iv looked and fucking looked but i swear they only uploaded the smash shit.

>>383657665
What indie game would have this polish?

I've never played online before tonight. Why do I sometimes start the battle at a quarter of health? I'm confused.

>>383659294
Because you're on a winning streak, it says right on the screen at the start of each match.

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>Hedlok
>all 3 of us use our special at once
>840 damage
It was fucking beautiful, based max brass is my new main.

>>383659421
Guess I should pay more attention. Thanks for the answer.

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>roasters description states that the blue flames make them stronger
>they're actually purple

>>383659678
Anon, what's blue + red?

Please stop discussing this dead game. Thank you.

>>383660190
You got it, bud.

>>383660190
Oh shit, I'm sorry.

>>383660356
Sorry for what?

>>383630782
do I have to play ranked?
competitive guys are worse than /v/ when it comes to multiplayer

>>383630120
b-but I'm getting it in the mail tomorrow

>>383660394
Our Daddy taught us not be ashamed of our specs.

>>383660478
No, you dont have to.

I personally only like 1v1s, so party mode isnt fun for me

STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.

>>383660636
Alright everyone be real quiet so anon doesn't hear us talking about ARMS. Spoilers from now on.

>>383660478
I only play party mode, it's a blast and the non-stressful way to get better at the game.

>>383660549
no i mean to find a match in less than a minute

>>383658373
>>383659023
Yeah should have mentioned that I watched the ARMS tournament they hosted, it's what got my interest. They haven't uploaded the VODs yet. But 2gg is pretty active on twitter so they'd probably respond if you messaged them.

>>383659063
cave story did.
braid did.
even fez did.
super meat boy was pretty polished too.

>spending $60 on Wii sports boxing

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4736-7102-4713

MAX BRASS LOBBY
ADD ME

>>383660943

Huh. None of those have graphics or audio on par with Arms, and that's not even getting into system standards. Seems you were wrong.

>>383660837
Party Mode has even more players than ranked.

/Brassboys/ report in

What ARMS are you using?

>Roaster
>Hydra
>Revolver

I know Hydra got nerfed, but I still like it for punishing jump-happy characters.

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>people are still grab spamming in headlok mode

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>>383661352
>when you get grabbed by hedlok and your teammates do nothing

>>383661061
what do those things have to do with polish?

A big budget game with no content, or rather, less content, than those indie games is pretty laughable.

I like the look of it, but am only willing to pay £20 or so. It seems the sort of game which might have a more popular sequel in a couple of years too.

>>383641689
TRT and HGH

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>>383661056
Please respond.

>>383661423
But none of those games have multiplayer, so I can't enjoy them for as long as I could a multiplayer game.

>>383639764

This cunt's woofer always intercepts my fucking punches and leaves me enraged. But I suppose that is its purpose, a punch sponge.

>>383661423

Actualy asset development for a 3D arena fighting game is much more difficult than for 2d platformers so "less content" is natural and expected.

Besides 55 hours of Arms on Switch profile already show that it's much more worth my money than, say, Shovel Knight, which is an admitedly deliciously packed Indie game but that took me roughly 20 hours to 100% all campaigns.

>>383661767
then why do the naruto games manage to have so much more content?

>>383661056
sent

>>383661056
>>383661056
>>383661056

>>383661989
pls no bully

>>383630120
Not surprised. As much as I want the Switch to succeed (hate the hardware, but I don't want Ninty to exit video game production), there are zero games to get me excited, so I've been abstaining from getting one.

>>383630564
3 minutes is an eternity for 1v1 matches.

>>383662138
Match making times depend on your region because Ranked mode is region locked or based on ping. I'm in NA East and it only takes a few seconds to find a match at rank 15. I've had times where I meant to leave queue after a match and immediately get pulled into another match before I can exit.