ITT: Rumors that were unfortunately bullshit.

>>383620315
What stopping them from doing that? Isnt switch more powerful than ps3? If ps3 could handle ds1 and 2 then switch can.

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>>383620315
Thank god it wasn't real, Nintenbros are the worst.

>>383620483
>What stopping them from doing that?

Nintendo's history with 3rd party support.

>unfortunately

>>383620617
not as bad as anime girl posters

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>>383620315
About 95% of the leaks that "Nintendo insider" Laura Kate Dale publishes turn out to be bullshit

>>383620483
>nintendobabies
>buying souls games
>games known for their notorious difficulty

FromSoftware is smart to not even bother.

>>383620617
It's already on PC, how much worse could it get?

>>383622409
A lot

>>383620617
>Nintenbros
>bros
>worst
I dont understand. If they're the worst, why call them bros?

>>383620315
Who cares about a new platform getting the Dark Souls trilogy at this point.
Like >>383622409 said, the fanbase already hit rock bottom years ago.

>>383621892
madoka is technically an anime girl but she's so mainstream it hardly counts, come on.

>>383622397
BOTW is nearly as difficult as a Dark Souls game, though it's because of bullshit like how sponges and enemies that one hit kill . Souls games are not actually very hard.

>>383620315
>he still thinks this is a rumor
they all but said it was confirmed at the shareholder meeting

>>383623082
you can still have fun with the open world i guess.
In dark souls if you suck and can't pass the first ennemy, you won't have a good time.

>>383622205
Does somebody have that webm of the sex change surgery? The cg one meant to educate people on the procedure.

>>383620315

Why would you want to play DaS on any nintendo system when you can already play it on your PC though?

>>383623228
>still no source

>nintendo port
>games barely run on ps3/360

>>383622205
She was right about everything though.

>Mario & Rabbids is real
>Color Splash is real
>the look of the switch half a year before the reveal
>Switch being multi-touch screen
>weak battery life

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>>383623993
>right about everything

Seriously? Look at this shit. It's 95% fiction. The only one that panned out was Mario Rabbids and he wasn't even the first to leak it

>>383623082
>BOTW is nearly as difficult as a Dark Souls game
hahahahahahaha
only thing that comes close is fighting a lynel with a tootpick

It ran like shit on the PS3
It ran like shit on the PC
Why in the ever-loving fuck would anybody but delusional, gaming-starved Switch drones believe this?

>>383623082
>one hit kill

Aren't one shots impossible in BotW? You can literally always pause midair and eat something

Why do people think the Switch can't handle the Dark Souls games? The only reason they ran so poorly on consoles is because From is shit at optimization, not because the games are that graphically demanding.

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>>383625523
For that matter, 4chan is a more accurate source of leaks

Laura also said Mother 3 would be announced for the VC on Jan 12th. Complete fiction, of course, but gotta get those hot twitter likes

https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/815967520851116034

>>383622579
t summer nintenbro

>>383620893
You mean it history of beating the shit pit of 3rd party every time they try to fight along sode nintendo ips??

>>383622397
Nintendo babies play more harder games than sony movies dickass

>>383622397
>calling other about crying
>all current sony fan complaining about babys 1st platformer Crash
Patethic

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[laughter continues unabated]

>>383620315
Who gives a fuck, where's DaSIIII?

>>383627780
>IIII
BETTER BE KIDDING

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>>383623481
Yes.

>>383620315
>unfortunately
Fortunately, you mean.

I don't understand why people want Souls on a handheld? You can't even pause them, and they're very long-form games, not based around individual quests or missions.

>>383627962
Can you imagine how much fucking technical expertise had to go into inventing this procedure? This shit is like some kind of insane origami from hell. Who the fuck came up with this?

>>383620315
>"gee I sure loved [any non switch video game]! but you know what would make it better? if I could play it at 652x428 with all graphics options set to some mythical setting that exists below Very Low which human eyes have never before seen"
>"WTF why wont they release it on the switch?"

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now the trilogy is confirmed, when do you think we get a release date? tgs? a random direct?

>>383628373
Someone who was very insane, or looking to make a fuckton of money.

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>>383620315
>Dark Souls
>Running on the switch
NEVER EVER

>>383628373
>Can you imagine how much fucking technical expertise had to go into inventing this procedure? This shit is like some kind of insane origami from hell. Who the fuck came up with this?
I wonder...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Hirschfeld

Isn't /v/ more or less confirmed to be majority idort?

Anyhow, it'd be great to have a fromsoft title on the switch. Anyone who grew up with Nintendo platforms remembers when games were Nintendo-hard, and who measures their difficulty dick by souls standards? It's fucking awful that "prepare to die" became the souls motto. It's the reason that the ds3 dlc had such damage sponge final bosses.

>>383627962
I can't even imagine how much of a fucking nightmare the recovery must be

>>383628790
why am i not surprised

why is /pol/ always right

>>383629000
at this point /pol/ has never been wrong

>>383628972
It's not good. It is not good at all. Don't look it up. Even after things stop weeping you have to keep dilating it several times a week for the rest of your life.

>>383623082
Main difference is dying in Dark Souls means losing your souls and going back to the last bonfire. Dying in BotW just means loading your last save, which is most likely right before you died because it autosaves all the time. Dark Souls is much more frustrating than BotW is, even if the actual difficulty is about the same.

>>383625679
One of the only things that makes combat difficult in Souls is not having gear upgraded correctly or stats built correctly. You can kill almost everything in 1-3 hits with a proper build. Knowing how to do that is harder in Souls because there are more stats/items, but the combat is not mechanically much more difficult.

>>383625775
No, you can die in one hit. Unlikely, but possible. Most people have enough fairies and use Mipha's grace along with hearty food to give you extra tanking ability that you shouldn't really get one-shot by even the strongest enemies about halfway through completing the game.

>>383620315

Lmao this was a rumor? I thought it was the only legitimately cool thing about the switch. Nintenbros vtfo. But seriously, did anyone actually think a tablet could run DAS3?

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>>383627654
*played
The term Nintendo Hard no longer applies to Ninturdo games, retard. The company literally has to dumb down every genre possible to ensure their games are babby and retard-friendly. If you think modern Ninturdo games are hard, you might as well as getting BTFO by the difficulty of pic related.

>ARMS, Trash, & Flopken
Casualized wagglin' FG & brawler

>Splatoon
Discount Cowadoody

>Mario Kart
Fun fun rainbow happyness kart racing for babbies

>BOTW
Dumbed down Ubishit sandbox with generous QTE Slow mo

>Mario x Rabbids
Fun fun rainbow happiness tactical RPG for babbies who can't git gud at XCOM

>>383629000
To be fair, Hirschfeld isn't the only person involved in devising such invasive surgeries, and probably isn't even the mastermind, so to speak.

To be less fair, /pol/ is probably right about every single person who was involved.

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>>383623082
>BOTW is nearly as difficult as a Dark Souls game

>>383622397
Oh yeah, I forgot about all those OTHER hardcore games the PS4 and Xbone have, like

>>383629386
>>383629652

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Such a shame that pic related was an elaborate prank like the Rayman one, because this is all I want out of a Switch version of Smash 4.

>>383629431
Botw is more cause the game at least have accurate hit box , is not hard xause poor shit dev 3 second delays lag

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FromSoftware is on this third party list.

It would probably be a DS port, but I have my mone on a new IP.

>>383630134
You need to calm down before you type.

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>>383627880

>>383628612
you could probably just about get the first, but it'd run like shit

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>>383627880
They already released dark souls 6. You have been missing out.

>>383622397
>he is too young to remember nintendo hard

>>383625523
Couldnt some og those ports or "pokemon stars" just be internal codenames or whatever to lessen the damage of a leak?

>>383629652
Nioh and Bloodborne were much more challenging than BOTW.

Switch games on the horizon

>mario
>yoshi
>rabids

Uhhh

>Metroid : 4 logo boogaloo

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>>383620617
>a game on Playstation
>not already with the worst fanboys
There's a reason why EU is the best market for Playstation. Sand niggers.

>>383628972
You have to dilate it constantly for the rest of your life, after several months of barely being able to stand, pissing all over yourself, and being in constant pain.

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>anything this guy says

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>>383623082
>BOTW is nearly as difficult as a Dark Souls game
LedditFago

>>383628808
>Isn't /v/ more or less confirmed to be majority idort?
nobody owns an xbox one.

How is the rumor bullshit?

>>383631436
>not liking molyneaux
Dumb memes got in the wayvof a passionate and nice guy who likes making games.

You kick him out and brought upon us people like phil fish

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>>383623082
>BOTW is nearly as difficult as a Dark Souls game

>>383620315
small question about this. If there would be a dark souls triology, why would from do it? these 3 games belong to namco afaik.

I still think from handles metroid or will do something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKceMOnTj20

>>383629431
dark souls games aren't that hard unless you intentionally gimp yourself. i mean you can level up as many times as you want if you feel a boss is giving you a hard time, in practice you choose your own difficulty.

>>383622397
Nintendobabies are more likely to buy souls games then most western gamers, ps4 and xbox one are filled with casuals who only play sports games and shooters, they're even worse.

>>383627962
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
SWEET JESUS SOME PEOPLE ARE TRULY SICK

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>>383631792
Every first run on a dark souls game is hard, once you've done it once it becomes easy, stop with this meme already.

>>383631969
Dark Souls games being hard is a meme.

>>383632256
>i-it's not hard, i always win .......... maybe ur bad haha

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>>383628972
Sounds like a nightmare.

>>383629431
>>383631501
>>383631659

botw especially early game was much harder than souls, so what the fuck are you talking about?

Just this >>383632256, the only reason dark souls is popular is because oh shit man that´s sooo hard! prepare too DIEEEEEE!!

People love dark souls because of atmosphere, lore, artdesign,secrets, replayability and having a little challenge. The only reason this fucking meme is out, because during the days when demon/dark souls came out games got piss easy, because the consoles flopped and wii got all the money. Every publisher thought oh man that´s because there are now "casuals", then people who played more than just 1 year cried like little faggots and named themselves core gaymers and faggots claimed "you casual didn´t even played souls"

As someone who is happy as fuck I got to play these games on the PC, I really would love a handheld versions of the games even if they were downgraded heavily.

>>383632772

What a misreable fucker you must be.

>>383632946
>n-no nintenkiddie zelda is for babieees

fuck off and give arguments you faggot or at least answer my og question: >>383631662

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>>383632772
>The butthurt
dude please just stop

>>383622205
why would you get a vagina before removing your facial hair

>>383632530
>I have never played a hard game so I thought Dark Souls was hard
Can't even blame you though, you probably grew up with Xbox 360 so you weren't used to games where you don't regenerate full health after not taking damage for 5 seconds. From that perspective, I guess Dark Souls indeed was hard.

>>383633223
where the fuck am I even butthurt? It´s just that this dark souls is hard meme fucked the series.

Did you hear anywhere the same thing about bloodborne?

>>383622409
This. PC shitters are the absolute worst cancer in the Souls community so releasing the games on Switch wouldn't do any harm since we've already hit rock bottom.

>>383627962
people have simple boob jobs that ruin their chest area forever, I have no idea how anyone dare to attempt this shit.

why not just be a dickgirl, tons of people are into that

>>383622397
Castlevania 3 is unironically harder than Dark Souls.
DaS is a shitty meme series using "difficulty" (poor design) as a marketing gimmick
>t. Someone who has played the whole series

>>383626208
baited pretty hard

>>383620315
Did people actually expect Nintendo to be invited to the adult table?

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>>383626106
kek

>>383632559
Goddamn. I have a tranny friend that's going in for SRS soon. I want to say something but I'm afraid she'll flip out on me.

Think I'll do it anyway. I'd be a bad friend if I didn't.

>>383632772
always unique totally interesting sometimes mysterious
I could understand certain parts of your argument if what you were saying wasn't so fucking stupid. It's like saying BOTW is a better flight sim than FSX.

>>383622579
Helloooo summer.

>>383633978
>adult table
You sound like an insecure child.

>>383626106
>>383634186
What exactly would motivate someone to lie like that when they KNOW they will be eventually be proved to be a phony? He doesn't know shit, why is he pretending like he does?

>>383627962

what a fucking horror. our era is going to be the laughingstock of all history that follows.

also A+ filename.

>>383634812
I don't even compare it to zelda and just say that the game is harder early game.
And that dark souls is not a good game because of its difficulty but because of the other stuff I said.

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this
i was so hyped too :((((

>>383632559
this is actually the first thing ive had to stop reading because it made me feel sick

this isnt a legal procedure anywhere in the west, right?

>>383630187
It's probably just going to be shovelware like that Hello Kitty DS game.

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>>383627962
fuck this

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>>383635181
>IIII

>>383635039
attention also all the tripfags who wanted attention here are now on twitter doing shit like that guy

the whole Caramel thing was fucking hilarious, especially after E3

>>383620617
Madoka a shit.

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>>383636239

>>383636239
That's not a vagina, that's a wound.

Please get back on topic, guys.

>>383636239
Spoiler that shit you nigger, I was eating

>>383620315
I don't think most nintendo fans are nintendo only I think most of them own a pc, so what would be the point of this?

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>>383627962
fuuuuuuuuCK

Ee

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>>383627962
how is this legal

>>383628972
Not to mention that they actually never recover because that shit is a literal open wound and tranies have to at least once a day put a dildo inside of it for at least 4 hours to prevent it to close and not to mention that it grows hair on the inside too.

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THE FUCK BACK ON TOPIC

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>>383635181
>this isnt a legal procedure anywhere in the west, right?

lol, what current year do you think you're in.

>>383627962
I've watched this twice and I can't figure out where the urine comes out.

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>>383620315
>according to a new report
>its Laura Dale talking out of his ass again

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>>383623082
I'm enjoying BoTW somewhat because of the exploration aspects but the game is plagued with the same toothless braindead combat of all 3D Zeldas. There is no depth to it. I killed the Lynel in Zora's domain quest with just 4 hearts and it was more annoying than hard with how he ate through my entire stack of weapons.

>>383637728
Maybe when you make a better, non baity thread next time.

>>383620315
Fake bethesda leaks on here by a faggot who called himself salulard

>>383622397
Nintenbros BTFO

>>383637932
Out of the "clitoris" I'm pretty sure. It's just the tip of your dick, and they don't cut off the uretra from what I could tell.

>>383625523
I honestly think that a Smash, XCX and Mario Maker port are being planned, or at least were at the time she wrote this.

I mean, Mario Rabbids? Thats so out of left field, she's got to have some validity to the shit she says.

>>383637841
ill assume no, thanks

>>383635181
>Darkosouls?
>oh nevermind its just dark souls...
>IIII
laughed like a retard

>>383639235
That can't be it, the urethra comes out the second hole in the skin and part of it is used for the "vagina", but then the whole thing turns inside out.

It looks like the urine would just pour out the "vagina".

>>383626106
I don't get the constant rumors about Mother 3.

Earthbound Beginnings only happened because Nintendo already did the translation for it decades ago. They never did a translation/localization for 3.

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>>383623082
>People actually believe this

>>383639751
That wasn't the first leak of this though, and she said it was a JRPG AND day one. It is neither.

>>383620315
The Banjo Kazooie Rumor that Rare and 343i were working on Threeie

>>383621892

less bad that Spongebob sposters

>>383639882
google sexual reassignment surgery + your state

>>383639751
It's an Ubisoft game, literally everything leaks out of there.

If there is any company you can get a solid leak from, it's them.

>>383635039
They actually have a few legit sources, but instead of just leaking what they can confirm to be real, they focus on leaking more and faster than everyone else, even if there is no concrete evidence of the info being true.